So i'm a guy with long hair and recently I keep getting called miss and mam...

so i'm a guy with long hair and recently I keep getting called miss and mam, and yesterday me and my mom went to lunch and the waiter said "what can I get you ladies" and I was so embarrassed I didn't speak the whole time and he thought I was a girl the whole time.

What do I do?

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looks liek you will fit in here

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Cut hair and sage

I refuse to cut my hair

Then McFucking kill yourself.

Then stop being a whiny faggot and accept your cuck lifestyle, miss.

Go to the gym. Get more defining features.

become a sissy..
and ur mouth for something useful

Fully commit. Dresses, make up, become a sissy slut. Already pretty docile if you can't correct someone who just carries your food.

how tall are you and how much do you weigh

Grow a god damn beard the size of texas. If people still don't get it, choke them with it

Or just accept your a faggoty little cunt boy.

would if I could but im no fag

"please help me with my problem"
>> actual good tip that solves problem
"nooo i refuse to do it"

fuck you, don't ask for help if you are not willing to solve your problem

pic?

What a retarded thread

Ear ring, dick sucking lips, long hair.
Faaaaaaaggggggg. Come suck my dick pal, you'll love it I swear~

Don't becone a sis there's literally no valid reason to do so, your life would be ruined forever

are those boobs?

Meh I have long hair too. Grow a beard.

u faggot, people like you ruined Cred Forums

prepare your anus, you sissy. you're gonna ass is gonna be used like the man pussy it is. the fact that you couldn't even speak up, proves that you don't mind being called a girl. you will be a sissy trap for a real mans dick.

Look at this little faggot, so fucking afraid he's not manly enough that he screams "not a fag"

Real men can take a dick in the ass.

>Come suck my dick pal, you'll love it I swear~
too afraid

kinda, they just started growing out of the blue a few months back

Grow a beard? Some sort of facial hair?
Worked well for me. Long hair. Now no one mixes it up ever.

Other protip: you shouldn't give a fuck.
There are some chicks who's fetish are feminine guys. Since there are not many guys that compete in that field that means that while you won't get as many girls, you can snag some that are WAY out of your league, because you have a rarer quality they want.

Use it and abuse it. If you try to blend in with the crowd you'll probably still fail at that, and not benefit.

Look for chicks that are looking for your type on FetLife. No, really. Do it.

I had the same problem, I cut my hair very short (almost shaved) and problem solved, faggot

grow up

gross

So... are you a real guy? Timestamp or gtfo

well I know, maybe I should get implants and go full trap?

Eww, mamaries fucking gross.
Post boipussy you degenerate, you know you want to.

Are you on medication? Do you have or ever had a penis?

im so confused
what just happened?

same here