Hey Cred Forums I went to my plastic surgeon/chiropractor on Monday after having some tests...

Make them famous on Cred Forums.
Show us your tits. write Cred Forums on them. that's a start

Get in to porn, make some movies make some money, then get them reduced. People won't recognize you from the movies since your tits got smaller. Perfect solution

This is sound advice

exercise/breasts-causing-upper-back-pain-myth

Hold your horses Missy.

There's no evidence to suggest that women with big tots suffer more back pain, in fact men suffer from around the same percentage of upper and lower back issues.

Keep the fun bags.

Timestamp or fake.

write alex on them

aalso..squeeze a beer can between them

Don't do it you magnificient ham beast

healthline.com/health/fitness-exercise/breasts-causing-upper-back-pain-myth

Link got cut.

obvious bait
>no tits just gtfo

TITS OR GTFO

they would probably assume she got a reduction since face and everything else looks the same

Give them a good end: post them here

Show them, then get rid of them and find the person behind them.

Fpbp

>all spinal issues are caused by not having strong enough core muscles

Oh wow, all of them? Guess I should stop sending my cauda equina syndrome patients to the neurosurgeons, and instead just send them to the gym. And my mates w/ ankylosing spondylitis? Rheumatologists won't help them, they need to do more planks.

You're a fucking retard.

>plastic surgeon/chiropractor
Is he also your auto mechanic and hair stylist?

Pro tip: Consult with an orthopedic surgeon about spine issues, not Dr. Oz.

One of my ex's had the same problem and she never got it done and she to this day regrets it!
I always told her(we remained friends) that here tits werent the only good thing about her but she never listened to me.
She has such a bad back now that when she got pregnant she was hospitalised for the last 2 or 3 months because of the pain...

So please dont define yourself by what your body looks like ..

Now to the question at hand.
1st : take photo's of tits
2nd : post said photo's in this thread
3rd : ????
4th : profit knowing you helped humanity just a little bit

>thus the weight is carried by your back too much
He's obviously talking about exquisitely excessive mammaries.

>my plastic surgeon/chiropractor
>my

Just what kind of a slut are you

>the ones that get bitched about on b

Real people with real problems have real solutions, not this.

Also I knew a girl who simultaneously had massive tits AND sclerosis so...everything is moot.

EITHER WAY OP SHOW YOUR TITS

Of course he is.
But first user is a retard and doesn't understand context

lets see em.

just want to see these tits and i'll be gone tbh

> he said if I don't get a breast reduction before I turn 23 (I'm 18) I could have irreversible damage to my spine.

Yeah, and when you go in for an oil change they typically tell you your car needs hundreds of dollars worth of extra shit.

Doctors are no better than any other salesman, they'll make it seem like a lot of extra work is needed, than truly is. That's one of the many problems of "for profit" medicine (though there's just as many problems with socialized medicine).

If you're fine with your boobs and they don't cause you a lot of pain, don't go ruining an asset. Get the work done when you need it. As of right now, you don't need it. You're best off waiting until they deflate and point straight at the ground, then you can get the work done.

Good man

>My boobs are the only good thing about me.

thats pathetic

Dubs demands nipples

TAKE THESE for milky good times

wikihow.com/Lactate
Method 2

You're pathetic.

Fuck 10/10 tits

Lose weight, you fucking burgeoning landwhale.

>surgery because you're too lazy

Ah, the American way of thinking.

You're an idiot and a fool

You're a? Wtf kind of doctor doesn't know basic engrish

That is because they have fat holding those tig ol' bitties up.

>visit /fit/
>discover gains
>built back muscles
>turn 23
>do porn

>My boobs are the only good thing about me

that's fuckin hot
I'd love to have you as my submissive fucktoy so I can further degrade, dehumanize and humiliate you

Well, you could show us your massive tits. That'd be nice.

You're a charlatan and snake oil salesman

Boob bucket list
-show the original ones to Cred Forums?

wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

>immortalize your tits

Can't see topping this OP

Show tits bitch NOW!!!!!!!

>Listening to a chiropractor
They're quacks.
Source: My dad is a chiropractor. He's a nice guy, but that don't cut it when you're fucking around on set

/thread

You must have a horrid personality If the best thing about you are you're breasts..........

best post in thread

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Lol at the bait

The only appropriate answer.

Seriously if you're gonna go for surgery, then at least show them off before hand

this
all doctors are conmen

Work out you dumb slag

FUCKING DO IT OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>fixes physical issue directly
>isn't the one to prescribe or perform procedures

Actually I think your old man is raising a tool

Show them fucking udders already OP or get the fuck out

>implying the doctor doesn't simply want to cut them off and have them to himself

Do it now

Don't do it.

Read it again faggot

you should just exercise and stop eating so much sugar..or cut your tits off instead, whatever. I mean he IS a chiropractor and not an actual doctor after all, so he's gotta be right.

That left breast looks like death

At least show us first, you'd be doing us a favor.

>fixes
>aka come back to my office 3x a week for 5 years for a 30 minute massage that costs $400 per session and isn't covered by insurance because insurance is for real medicine

show then big old fun bags to us with time stamp or gtfo

This is absolutely true.

In this case, it's more like
> tits will GTFO

So, tits before gtfo

fukc

we got played boys
we got played hard

>insurance covers fine
>increasing health benefit promotes return visits

Remain salty.

you're'reare doctor thinks he knows better than god. he is a god damn satanist. just do some exercises to make your back stronger and show me those titties.

Not posting tits

But thats bullshit. Im not even going to click the link.

Sure, both may suffer back pain, but breasts are heavy. My own weigh an easy 3 or so pounds each. Which, may not see like a lot, but due to this weight in the front, it creates a poor balance. Thus, causing more difficulties in keeping a proper posture.

Weight distribution is a key factor in this.

Large, or rather, heavy breasts DO indeed cause back issues. It has the same general principal as being fat mostly in your stomach. The weight is forward, thus, causing your posture to weaken and you end up slouching.

I am extremely healthy and not overweight in the slightest. Yet my bra size is a about a C or D. Very big. And these cause spinal/back issues for me. This has even been confirmed by 3 doctors and two chiropractors i had spoken to.

Show said tits now or get the fuck out.

> go to Japan
> get into the underworld/black market
> implant cybernetic spine, better the whole skeleton
> become the TITTYFICATOR
>???????
> profit

We need to see those tits.

Prolly cause doctors can't tell you that you need exercise anymore.

>fixes
>increasing health benefit promotes return visits

Pick one retard

Not op.

>not being patient
>children

Pick two.

time for you to save the thread...baby

>same as being fat

Yeah, that's why we said exercise and gain better muscle mass you stupid whale.

can we get a sideview of your body to see what we are working with?
as nude as you can go

Don't care.

That's hot

Fuck, even on Cred Forums you're acting beta to a 'girl'. Tell the bitch to shut the fuck up and obey you instead.

>cares enough to post that doesn't care

Present them please.

Sorry yeah, im not op. Didnt meant to make it sound like i was.

Like i said, extremely healthy. I go to the gym daily, do hour long yoga sessions in the morning and evening, and eat correctly.

So why won't you show tits? You know were not helpful to dumb little bitches who think they can get away without showing tits.

Ad hominem argument because you can't accept chiropractors are nothing more than massage therapists except they get to charge more and call themselves "doctor" because they went to a school of pseudoscience and quackery for a few years.

>is entertained narrating false realities

>You are a

What the fuck is wrong with you?

But what do you do at the gym? Run on a treadmill to keep weight off or are you working with a trainer to actually strengthen your core and really do some lifting to strengthen your back muscles.

Slouching is an entirely different subject matter. That's a choice and a habit to build.

>taking bait

I dont care that you are not OP. Show tits anyway.

Someone is triggered!

Hi Maddie [=

health.spectator.co.uk/the-evidence-shows-that-chiropractors-do-more-harm-than-good/

>muh fallacies

I'm implying children (you) aren't patient for results. The body isn't an electronic device.

The rest I actually don't have an opinion on.

Okay, this is the only "show tits" user im replying to.

First off, im not a dumbass 18 year old with no pride and low self esteem. Im 27.
Second, im not posting tits because you degenerate assholes just want to A. Fap. Or B. Be assholes regardless of what they even look like... And fap. And C. Only dumbasses succumb to anonymous peer pressure.

Go back to suckin on your dad's nuts user.

Im not showing tits.

>be me
>be dating girl with monster titties
>5 foot nothing, EE cup
>monsta tiddies
>always complains about her back
>swears her spine is fucked up cause of her tits
>finally go to doctor
>tells her aside from hereditary Scoliosis, she has damage and stress to her spine
>Doctor recommends a personal trainer to build core strength before getting expensive surgery
>6 months later (ex)gf now has very little pain and twice as skinny
>mfw she almost got a reduction to B cup for nothing

Complains about big boobs on /b=
>i wana tell you how big my boobs are.

What? I'm just trolling an user to get a response, it worked and I did. the post of not being op is was not me who you referencing.

the4n gtfo fagot

Leave your computer.

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A++

You're not even comprehending my original post. They don't fix anything, I picked 5 years randomly, they're not gonna "fix" anything in any amount of time, they just massage you or try some random power of suggestion horseshit to provide little bouts of temporary relief, so you keep coming back.

You don't have an opinion on it because you know they're quacks but can't admit it.

I'm going to need to see your breasts. It's OK I'm a doctor.

come on sweetheart. whip those old ass titties out and get a last bit of attention before menopause.

You're an attention whore. Now you're just embarrassed and "saving face". We don't care if you post tits or not. We already know you put your body image first, you said so in your post.

Show tits or not, age doesn't matter, we know the kind of woman you are... and it's not good.

Present them.

I do both. I also do weight lifting often. I pay money for an instructor and a spotter.

Yes, slouching is a different thing. But my main point being that tits have weight to them. Said weight causes strain on your spine. Many people are born with slightly different skeletal structures. The spine being weaker or stronger is something that is common as well.
Yes, doing work for it and fixing your posture is important and will half the issue altogether.
Im just saying it is a factor and that large tits do add to the problem.

>talkboutmarking.meme

Show us tiddy

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Maybe you don't have physical issues and are just a whiner?

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>But that's bullshit, I'm not even gonna click the link.
Typical woman, ignores facts when she wants.

>muh tits are heavy and make me off balance, how am I supposed to have good posture like this?
Well if you would practice good posture and core strength you would realize how insanely fast your body adapts. Do more chest exercises too to help straighten yourself, too. Not all about core.

Maybe you're an idiot that got duped by a quack and aren't ready to accept it yet?

The evidence is everywhere, chiropractors aren't considered quacks based on a whim.

sciencebasedmedicine.org/reference/chiropractic/

Nice

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Its just bait guys holy fuck so many replies.
Lets just end the thread here. Theres no timestamps, if this person was even real and didnt want to continue to post tits they would go to the advice board.

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What if we ask nicely? I'm less interested in seeing your tits for sexual reasons than seeing if you're going to ruin a blessing.

This is a permanent change. Get a second opinion. Couldn't hurt.

>made me feel better without substances
>got duped
>evidence
>never leaving bedroom

Haha. We're done now.

topanimal.tumblr.com/post/150086240506/dog-martial-arts-fighter

I'm done with this shit.

The fact that you read my post and got triggered immediately says enough. Go back to your usual weeaboo forums please.

B-bu-but I would like to see them tits and so does anyone also ... so show tits or gtfo

Also breast reduction surgery can be a good thing. They can only reduce them a little so your back will be fine but also reshape them and make look even better than before

How big are your nipples/areolas?

Obviously you post them? What the fuck do you think this is?

You also should probably go to someone who specializes in, you know, posture and spines. Not a "plastic surgeon/chiropractor" which I'm almost certain is some Chinese man with a trench coat and a scalpel in an alleyway

In the case this is serious:
I've been fucking around with a girl who got a breast reduction. She said the surgery was a little painful, but totally worth it. Her tits look great now. She's got some scarring on the fold under each boob. This isn't going to turn anyone off, if you're fearful of that. Go for it!

Checked

Send nudes

Okay, replying to my own post.
You all dont seem to give a shit so im just gonna leave. You're pretty much all asking for tits or trying to bait a response out of me.
So see ya faggots.

>in the case

>hurr durrrr I'll show him, I'll tell him he never leaves his bedroom

Not understanding that anecdotal evidence is essentially useless as evidence is just as retarded as constantly relying on random ad hominem shit when you're beat in an argument.

actual portrait of OP

This thread is garbage so im gonna image dump until it 404's

Im admitting right now that I am OP and this was all bait, but that doesn't matter because people will keep posting and requesting tits even though there was no timestamp or any indication of authenticity. That's how stupid Cred Forumstards are.

>inb4 "i'm the real OP"

We only want to see the best part of you you dumb cunt

Cred Forums IS a weeaboo forum. Lol.

If I just go to the gym and lose weight, won't they just go all saggy and I'll have to have a lift anyway?
Believe it or not I'm happy with my weight so this doesn't help really

>plastic surgeon/chiropractor

Are you fucking dumb?

You realize chiropractors aren't real doctors right? Go to an actual specialist. You might have real back problems that need to be fixed by a different kind if surgery than a breast reduction.

Like seriously whoever this "plastic surgeon/chiropractor" you are seeing is someone that is out to make money. Go see a real medical professional. Start with a gp to get a check up, and then they can refer you to a specialist in case it's something serious. Stop going to the chiropractor. They aren't real physicians and a plastic surgeon is going to recommend whatever surgery they can to make money. That is what that field is all about.

chiropractors aren't real doctors. They're old timey pseudoscience that is a relic of shitty laws that still exist.

Go see a MD.

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Chiropractic is a scam dude. Sorry to break it to you. It was invented in the era of actual snake oil salesmen.

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>anecdotal

Then why are you even talking to me kid? This fucking site is an anecdote. Go outside.

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>have triggered a buncha doctor shills

This could be fun.

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Milk is delicious

How have you not realized that's like the shittiest argument ever? You're on Cred Forums shitposting and looking like a retard, why do you think telling someone else to get off Cred Forums and go outside is an insult? You're telling me to do what you refuse to do.

You should tell your doctor to stop shilling and give actual constructive advice like proper posture practice and routines exercise to help. Surgery of any kind should always be the last resort. tldr 8 year physician, your 'doctor' is being a jew

Abandon thread y'all faggots need jesus

A friend of mine from High School had a reduction about 5-6 years ago, she was about 32 at the time with chronic back problems.

She went from a 36(?) G to a "large D"
Her problems with her back have almost completely gone away.

Take this seriously. You may not have problems now, but you easily could down the road

> Inb4 big boobs are best

Maybe its the truth and you're taking it as an insult because you have a complex.

Why don't you two fucking faggots shut the fuck up?! Nobody wants to hear your cringy argument.

Now lets get back to ITT. Big beautiful tits especially OP's

Samefag

You should tell them to stop fucking horses.

>complains about content
>doesn't post tits

Hurrr durrr time to sound smart by using psychology buzzwords... maybe you're just projecting

Or maybe you're just retarded, or both.

I posted the "dont trust.." Post. Im using the shitty mimi app so no matter what it doesnt show "(you)" so i cant provide image proof. Post below isnt me. Take it or leave it.

Thread had a bit of downtime when i posted it too.

Bait thread retard

JUST POST A PIC OF YOUR NAKED TITS SO I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY DAY

>I'm j-just...a random stranger

It could be a cringe thread instead?

You skipped where she got extra cardio from her personal trainer while you watched

This. not to mention losing weight tends to lessen the boobmeat first. hell, if she lost 20 pounds she might feel loads better, and exercise to strengthen that bad boy (spine) she could be right as rain sans surgery

This

see

>descent into madness

Chiropractors are quacks. You'd be better off talking to a physical therapist who, in turn will tell you to get in the gym and build up your back muscles. With a strong back no amount of weight in the front will effect your spine.

You are literally about to ruin a blessing. Don't chop them off, live with a damaged spine and have guys flock to you.

It already is

Ducks quack.

Not all guys like disgustingly huge boobs fam

OH SNAP.

Well but going from a DD or above to a C would be perfectly fine. Still big, still beautiful, nicer shape and OP back will be fine. Everyone wins

>not all guys are faggots

No shit fam

This all day.

this is true

wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

How do I prove I'm OP/not baiting without posting tit pics?

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Titjob

Do it, bitch!

Kek fucking retard m8

Trips girl!!

>Patiently awaiting Trips girl nudes

Trips girl, someone show her nudes since OP couldn't

Timestamp and something
Shoe on head, etc

That faggot again. I am actually quite surprised you haven't killed yourself yet.

Kek
This is the shittiest 9fag response I've ever heard

I've seen people with much larger and heavier breasts than yours, the back problems they had were caused by their love of wearing corsets.

3 women I know who have breasts well over the American DD have told me on several occasions, "my doctors suggest plastic surgery or that I build my core strength, I hate knives and needles so I got a gym membership." Or "I had my doctor try to get me to go to a plastic surgeon about my breasts because of my 'back issues' and laughed at him because my back only hurts if I'm jumping or running around a lot."

>get healthy, exercise smart, they won't bug you.

What the fuck

Start working out, it's only logical you're frame has additional stress on it you're skeletal structure is taking the load. Work the shit out if your back then you're fit and get to keep the boobs.

Че как пацаны?

Stop eating you fat ugly fuck

>no tits

>what do?
Kill yourself fatty

This is what I'm wearing in the pic, if you don't believe me idc

Mad cringe

Sauce?

Uh, don't get the reduction?

It's going to be very minor spinal damage if it even happens.

Hand written timestamp

if you want to honor them then immortalize them by posting here

No, she knows and owns it. Don't shame her further once she's admitted it.
But she does have to show them or gtfo.

C or D breasts Cannot cause spinal damage unless you have literally no core muscles in you.

Those are not large enough in size to hurt you.

We don't see tits fgt

FFF

If you're goign to get them reduced just show them to us as they are now, it's not a big deal.

No I can't won't and can't post proof.
One was my ex from high school, under 18 photos when she was just past DD, now JJ.
One was my s/o, got over DD when she was pregnant with our kid, no I don't share hers.
The third is a coworker who is in a long term relationship.

So bitch all you want.

Get a second opinion. It doesn't look monstrously large (could be wrong) and so the dr may be encouraging an expensive surgery for the $$$

Also, stfu your boobs can't be the only good thing about you.

Write "fuzzy" on boobs bls

Also they look comfy AF

GIVE US TITS ALREADY!!!

>OP asks for advice.
>Gets advice he/she doesn't like
>OP writes advice off as 'not true' because 'muh doctor told meh'

Why the fuck are you asking for advice on an issue you've already made up your mind about.

Fucking women..

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Still have my doubts OP even is a women, this is probably just a massive b8 threat

/thread

Start slowly. Post a bra pic.

Replies to 4 trips
Only gets dubs
>hypocrite

I just don't understand why you don't simply wear a brace or corset under your clothes. It will help keep your spine aligned and your boobs can stay the same.

Bonus points if we can read the time stamp and bra size in same pic

At least I tride.

No shit idiot, don't get smaller tits one dayvitll be the only thing keeping you around some man's life.

A lot of corsets damage spines...

Now that your naked might aswel post tits

youtube.com/watch?v=3s7IZWTkOFc

You're going to lose your tits, you'll miss them, and you're going to spend a ton of money to lose them regardless of what we say it seems... so yeah, be a dumb cunt then

That means some don't. You didn't mention braces either.

>wont show tits
>knows the rules
>demands discussion
>admits breasts are her the only thing remotely valuable about her
>has to get rid of them
>wont show tits
You have but one choice:
GET
THE FUCK
OUT

>they are all insecure little boys
>hitman90001

Irony is sweet

What's your snap chat ID?
Or I can post mine so you don't get flooded

Strengthen your legs, glutes, lower back, and abdominals (core). Then strengthen your upper back, lats, and chest. You may lose some volume in your breasts, depends on how much is fat and how much is breasts tissue, but you won't have back problems. We can help you determine how much of your breasts is dense tissue if you video them jiggling about with a time stamp.

That's because I'm a guy from the 1980s and my corset study is from Medieval Times and friends like my ex who wear them for ren fest and cosplay. My knowledge of braces is that the straightened my teeth.

OP is a dude, tiny dick, lives in a cave, eats garbage, rats, and insects.

become an hero

Dracula?

tits or gtfo you whore

tits or gtfo

I for one, think that just perhaps.

You show us your tits?

This ugly fat pig bitch ain't posting Titts. /thread

That was Renfield

I heard here are some titties?

This is fucking with my head