You're lying on your deathbed dying of cancer. in front of your family

you're lying on your deathbed dying of cancer. in front of your family.

what are your final words?

If you fucking threaten me again b I swear we are through. Believe me I know his to keep a grudge.

Make sure you burry me with my porn HD drive

>Fucking finally

I had sex with the dog and I regret nothing.

....look....out.
....there's...a....sni

I did it all for the nookie..

Allah Ackbar. *expoldes killing everyone*

"Why didn't you sequence the cancers genes and use gene therapy to save me?"

my name jeff

Candlejack is right behind y

Destroy my HDD

"don't go into my camera roll"

I hid the money in...

Bong hits 4 Jesus

> expoldes

I told you I was sick.

''I-i-it's not g-gay if h-her penis is f-f-eeeminine*

Explodes*

Kek

Life's a bitch suicide is a blessing

You guys never did anything much for me. Gtfo let me die alone.

I am legion. Expect me.

My soul can't be crushed more, it's already dust, like the flowers and the mountains.

I'll be there soon.....Harambe.....

please don't check my computer. just trash it

Would you like to reboot your device now ?

Dude, your getting a dell----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Good luck with all the bills and my debts. Lolllluuugh...

GG

Top kek

"Never trust a fart."

Ayy lmao

When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

Check em

high level autism

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA"

fuck this is the end?
i dont want to die !!
i hate the world!
i hate you for keep on living after i am gone!
i dont want to die !
i dont want to die fuck!!
pls kill ursself with me pls!

see ya soon fags

>check em faggots (while pointing to the heartbeat counter that will soon hit 000)

My final words?
>check em

Its the jews you stupid carnts...........

"You...were all adopted..."

420 legalize it lol

Candleja-

Shut up you iPhone using fag

Check em...

The treasure's.. buried at-

"at least... I wasn't born... a nigger..."

13

9 months later = still 13 or 14

Haunted for 3 years = 16 or 17 years old

BAN BAN!!!!

I had sex with all your 16 yr old daughters...now I can die happy..

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Checkem

...

I jerked off to cartoon ponys

"Acta est fabula, plaudite!"

I´ll not have a gf, or a familiy, so i´ll probably die alone with a cheap bottle of booze.

I hope theres coke on tits in the after life..

Why?

I love expolding too

: (

I DID IT FOR HARAMBE...

fuck off

No u.

I'm secretly Snacks v2.0

Check these trips

looks like its "GAME OVER" for me!

wadiyatalkinabeet

please burn all my things
sorry for everything
I've lived a bad live
pray for me

I divided by 0...

FUCK U CARLOS

Ya fuckin druggo

"Microwave my harddrive"

"The treasure is buried....*dies*"

As I lye here on my death bed i ask you to do as I ask

Please throwaway all my dildos,adult diapers, girly clothes i have hoarded in that huge duffle bag of mine thanks :)

I don't know you people...who are you???
>process to fit and seize

Also this

Why am I not in a perpetual k-hole?

These hospital beds are great...hffobdefjk...

Undefeated

/thread

I hate googles! Then I grab my father and in my last dying words.

Oh great now I'm hallucinating.

Death is only the beginning