Be me

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Pretty much. In the case of the iPad it runs its own OS that isn't as capable as something like full blown Windows/OS X/Linux but it still is pretty good for most basic tasks depending on which applications you get. It actually runs the same OS as the iPhone.

Thank you kind sir foar the milfs

To answer your question...; what is the tablet for? I own an iPad, never had any trouble. Thought it was pretty good. Used it for movies, downside was the memory capacity. Then there is also the constant updates that end up reducing your 16gb memory to 12gb.

Honestly it's good for quick surf of the web, movies and porn maybe some games

appreciated, sir
Always happy to post milfs. I think it is mostly so she can surf the web, maybe read some books. She doesn't have a smartphone or anything. What are they, about five hundred bucks?

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They're in that range iirc. The only problem is that there's no way to increase storage capacity after buying one, so you have to make sure to get one that has enough space for everything you need. Also because of the size of the OS, a "16GB" iPad ends up being around 12GB (I have one and it's just barely enough storage).

Man, I have no idea how much storage she'd need or exactly how much a GB is. I wouldn't think she would need much, since she isn't into computers or anything.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

About that PS4; other than games, is there anything they are good for? Seems like there are other things but not exactly sure if anything practical.

If you're going for ease of use definitely get an iPad. Apples OS is very simple, and easy to get into

Thank you. I figured I'd just get a bunch of "hipster applefag" replies. Ease of use is probably pretty important here. She is old, too.

just get a dirt cheap PC with a motherboard with a HDMI output. way cheaper then a PS4.

To surf the web: next to no memory needed (ROM of course)
To read books: I'd think 4gb would be more than enough
Saving movies: 1 high quality lengthy movie will take up about 2gb so we're talking about 5 movies on an iPad plus occasionally my iPad uses storage through glitches or hidden files when syncing.

I've never read books on iPad but it does the trick for me but as a music lover I often go for highest memory capacity; my iPhone is 64gb and hold about 30gb of music

You can use the Ps4 to watch dvds, youtube, movies, surf the web etc. Think of it as a less capable computer, that excels in playing games.
As to which games I'd recommend, I'd say The Witcher 3 and maybe Fallout 4. Both rather large games that you could definitely sink some hours into.

too late, I already bought it. It's collecting dust.
helpful, even I understood most of it.

As for consoles, I only ever enjoyed the old enthralling games of the older consoles. If the gaming industry is anything like the movie industry then I'm no longer interested in games produced today

>I think it is mostly so she can surf the web, maybe read some books.

So if you're going to surf the web, please consider how you're going to get them to the device. If you have your own Wi-Fi, that's the least expensive way to go. If you don't, then it means you will also have to get a data plan and wireless (directly to the internet through an ISP) connectivity. That means monthly charges that are not insubstantial. So do you have any sort of Internet connection now?

That clears things up, mostly. I'll look into those games.
I dig RPG's, is there a new D&D game out?
Also, the system came with a game called uncharted 4(I think that's the name). No physical copy. I guess I need to download. Is it worth it?

I hadn't even considered any of that. I have wifi at home for my pc. So I'd need like a plan a cell phone has for it?

One gigabyte (GB) is 1024 megabytes (MB). To put that into perspective, most audio files (songs or recordings) will be anywhere from 3 to 15MB depending on length and quality. Pictures are usually under 5MB each but it depends on the camera used to take them (pics can grow really fast when you increase quality). The main thing that will take your storage is apps. On my Android phone, there's about 380MB of data tied to the Facebook app, and most social media apps are like this. The general rule is that the more something does, the more space it will take.

If I were you I would play it safe and get a 32GB.

forgot to include a pic. Wake and bake, stuck on stupid.

32GB, got it. I don't want to cheap out or anything. She does like to listen to a lot of music but doesn't FB or anything. I don't think she even has an email.

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If you have wifi for PC, then you can connect the iPad to it. If you are hard wired to the Internet, then you can't; in which case I would recommend a mobile wifi dongle

>I have wifi at home for my pc. So I'd need like a plan a cell phone has for it?

If you have WiFi, you should be able to connect to the Internet through your local network. So you don't need a wireless/cell plan to get to the net and download books. That's good. The bad, it means she'll have to download stuff onto the tablet in order to peruse it on the road. Or, you can go to local cafes that have wireless connectivity, or when you get to hotels that do. WiFi is available in many places and it's growing, so that may not even be an issue. There is a difference in the hardware, too. So if you think you *need* wireless, make sure it's built into the device. I'm 59, and also don't have any tablet, and I work on computers for a living. Get the idea? I don't even have a smart phone. Smart ass, perhaps.

do you get the wifi/data plan thing when you buy the product?

someone older than me on here!
So she would only be able to do online stuff if she is here or somewhere with free wifi? Are the plans expensive?

>wifi/data plan
Not WiFi. You just connect at home to your owen WiFi network.
Wireless data plan, yes.

A bit surprised about all the genuine help here, it's appreciated. Haven't been to Cred Forums in a while, expected to see some delete system 32's and shit.

No, data plans come from your ISP (internet service provider). If you can connect your pic and phone wirelessly to the Internet in your home, then you already have a data plan, if not you need to visit an ISP store/call them to buy a plan

>someone older than me on here!
Oh joy.

>So she would only be able to do online stuff if she is here or somewhere with free wifi?
Correct.

>Are the plans expensive?
That depends on what your idea of "expensive" is, and how much she'd use it. As I don't have any plans, I can't help there.

My pc is connected to wifi but don't have a cell. My phone still has a fuckin' cord.

Lol
Let me guess
>see the news
>'Jennifer Lawrence hacked'
>'Cred Forums'
>I remember them...

>A bit surprised about all the genuine help here, it's appreciated. Haven't been to Cred Forums in a while, expected to see some delete system 32's and shit.
I'm too old for juvenile pranks. But it's early on Sunday. Kids are still asleep.

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For the PS4 - Witcher 3, Skyrim Special Edition (which is being released at the end of October), or Grand Theft Auto 5

>but don't have a cell
I have seen someone use their iPhone phone as a WiFi hub. That was way cool. But if you don't have that, then you're stuck with WiFi connectivity (assuming no data plan). It really isn't that awful.

So is your PCs wirelessly connected to the Internet (hence wifi) or is it connected by wire.

I'm assuming by wifi you actually mean wifi and not just Internet.

If you have wifi your set. You souldnt use too much data
Watching Netflix, porn and playing ps4 are huge consumers of data, often leading to excess data use resulting in a charge from your ISP which will come on top of your monthly rate.

Make sure you have a data plant with a data allowance capacity of you want to avoid this

I'm not even sure who Jennifer Lawrence is.
More like
>what is this asshole of the internet I am hearing about

thought it was the same thing. There is a router(?) in the other room and my pc connects to it.

saved

Jennifer Lawrence was the celebrity on the news over the hacking and leaking of naked selfies over the Internet last year. It was a big story and she wasn't the only victim; needless to say the pics were posted here

my wife, 55 (I'm 53, but been in IT professionally all my working life, so I "get it" to a greater extent) had no problems with her android tablet. but we went samsung. probably the best android pick of the litter right now. very easy to use in my opinion.

the pc isn't connected with a cable or anything.

ok, that's kind of really being out of it. you don't consume much media, do you?

You connected the pic with a code correct?

If that's the case your set for Internet.
With iPad you simply go to settings connect to wifi, it finds your router and you punch in the code

I don't watch a lot of movies and don't know most of the current actors. I think I first came here in 2010 or 2011 but only sparingly the past few years.
>this new captcha is killing me

where ya from m8?

The new doom was suprisingly fun.
No mans sky, if you like star trek.

Just not really into movies. I mostly watch a lot of sports, read.
Yeah, it asked for a code. I think it was on a stickr on the modem but it's been a while.

midwest us now, from West Coast

Don't watch many movies anymore either. You must have seen the hunger games billboards and adverisements no? Well she is the lead character; not that I give a fuck, the nudes were good and provided me with hours of fapping pleasure

more star wars than star trek. My last system was Atari, haha

Sorry man, boner subsiding

you don't really have to be into movies, she's been a headliner for various little nonsense things for years, that's what makes your lack of knowledge weird. Its not a big deal, just odd. I couldn't care less about her but I'm aware of her existence.

Heard of Hunger Games, they were womens books, right? I'll check her out, though.

>thought it was the same thing. There is a router(?) in the other room and my pc connects to it.
I've used both CenturyLink and Comcast. Both ISPs provided routers that have both wired ports and wireless connectivity. We use both in the house: the PCs are wired (faster transfer rates), and slow or remote devices are wireless (printer, external data storage, security camera). It doesn't matter how your PC is connected. The question is whether you have a wireless router. If you do, you have wireless at home.

P.S. Love the MILFs. To me, a beautiful older woman is the most pleasing sight on the planet.

I've heard the name, of course, but couldn't pick her out of a lineup or name any of her roles.

no need, she's not a great actress or anythng. the hunger games franchise is a shit series for children. Wait!!! I take that back. See her in her first big role..Winter's Bone. Pretty good film.

>me

Boner has returned

Yeah the movies based off books; movies were shit but when they were coming out in the uk, all I could see was billboard after billboard

nice choice, saved.
I enjoy most women, but MILFs are my thing. Which is good, since my gf is 55

Mine too. Hot and sexy when she's here and not taking care of her dying mother.

Yes, router and wifi are the same thing; just today wifi is synonyms with internet

I'll try to do better, user.

We're in similar straits. Mine has been spending a lot of time out of town taking care of her dad post-surgery.

>>Yes, router and wifi are the same thing

Uh, no, they are not. But if you're not a geek the differences are not worth knowing. Just pay some one to work your infrastructure.

Yeah. Its the price we pay for having some experience (years) in life.

Let me rephrase

Same thing to anyone not knowledgable.
All routers today have wireless capabilities

Been together a little over ten years now. Younger women look good but exasperate the fuck out of me. Older women look fantastic and are pleasurable to be around.

>router and wifi are the same thing; just today wifi is synonyms with internet

That's too bad. They're really three different things. It's like people confusing the web with the Internet. Grrr...

Again, not true. If you need one (and you do in industrial settings), you can certainly get a router without wifi. But its not a contest.

I think I have a modem connected to a router, if that sounds right? There's two fuckin' boxes, I know that!

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Yeah, its rare to find a younger woman who is interesting to talk to. They are, almost without fail, completely self-absorbed.

She's cute.
You probably don't have a modem unless you've not changed your internet access since the mid 90's.

I thought web and internet was same thing, too. At least I am upfront about my ignorance.

older women better in bed, too. Best of all worlds.
I thought the modem is the box the internet company sent me.

>be old
How old are you, user?
Also, where are you from?

>I've never even owned a cell phone.
Why don't you buy a basic android phone. They're very cheap considering that you can afford an ipad

Best way to check is to look at the back of your router in the other room; it should have an id and a password. For mobile devices those are necessary to connect otherwise you would need a router specific modem for a laptop for example.

Keep forgetting to include pics.

The World Wide Web (www) is a protocol that travels over the internet. The internet is a highway with many kind of "vehicles" on it. The web is only the more common "vehicle".

>I think I have a modem connected to a router, if that sounds right?
Very likely. The modem communicates with your ISP using something different than what's in the house (I'm not sure of the exact nature of the difference). The router supplies unique IP addresses to each device within your network, and interfaces your network with the modem. Routers are generic. Modems are set up to be specific to the ISP (loosely - I get a little lost in there, but for all practical purposes, it's close enough).

Your modem connects your pc to the router, both may have been provided by your ISP

I am forty, living in midwest us
I just have a thing about cell phones. For one, I hate talking on the phone. Another is it seems like an electronic leash. I don't want people to be able to get ahold of me any time. I like my privacy.

Do you connect that box to cable? Then yeah, its a modem. Otherwise, probably not a modem. "Modems" are going away as fiber optic gets more ubiquitous.

instant bone

fuckin' saved. Nice selection.

Uncharted is my GOTY.
Yeah, I guess you have to download it using a code you got with the ps4. U4 doesn't offer much open world aspects like a lot of RPGs, but does have a killer storyline and a fun multiplayer mode. Would recommend gramps

>Your modem connects your PC to the router
No. Your modem connects to the ISP, your router goes between the modem and the house network.

thankee, young'un.
Seems weird not having a physical copy.

Cable connects to the box the internet company sent and I have that connected to a router I bought.

Any pics of the wife?

Destiny. 1000%. Have played over 1000 hours and it never gets old.

Maybe weird, but also convenient, just have all your instantly without having to switching discs is pretty smart. Also, maybe consider Dragon Age: Inquisition. Cool RPG with lots of upgrade trees and a cool story

If it is easy to use and comparable, I will check into it.

>Any pics of the wife?
*There's* the Cred Forums we know and love!

Clothed. lemme see if I can dig one up.

If not bait, learn to fucking google and dont ask degenerates for help

Bullshit you played 1000 hours.
No ones that vapid

She looks like Tom from early fb

Fapped 5 times this morning, looks like I'm going for lucky number 6... Or 7

Nice choice, I'm into the RPG's. I used to play the fuck out of Baldur's Gate on PC.

>If not bait, learn to fucking google and dont ask degenerates for help
Uh -oh... Looks like the kids are waking up. Well, it's been fun old man. Good luck with your purchase!

>mfw everyone say apple is easier and shit
>mfw apple is always updatinf and fucking bloated and fucks uo your computer with itunes and sometimes lock itself
>mfw apple sometimes deletes all your photos and music when you connect to a different computer
>mfw android interface is just as easy
>mfw to copy stuff you just drag and drop like the tablet was a external hdd
>mfw theres also an sd card slot
>mfw its half price for same hardware

You fucking bunch of liar apple faggots

It's simple and convenient, give the guy a break

Thanks, to all. Helped a fuck lot more than googling a bunch of shit I'm not gonna' understand. It's easier hearing from people than reading what some company is trying to sell me on.

You're not very old, desu. And i honestly didn't expect you to be a murrifat, considering us is one of the most tech-addicted first world country.
>it seems like an electronic leash. I don't want people to be able to get ahold of me any time. I like my privacy.
I wish for this too but sadly there is no way to get out of these chains now.
BTW, this is the most well behaved Cred Forums thread in a very long time

This is why I'm asking. I will look into android if it is comparable in ease of use and has similar features. Just didn't want to go in blind.

Thanks for the bonus imagery!

Finally.. Here she is, side shot.

Feels less old with this thread. Usually on here it seems everyone is much younger. I don't deny being stupid about tech, my friends make fun of me and call me Amish. But at least I don't have a phone ringing while I'm driving or in the store or some shit.

MOAR pls
For the love of god MOAR of her

lucky man, user
thanks to you all. Building up my milf folder, I bought a new computer about a year ago and it was thin.
Got some good advice to boot.

sorry, all I had. When I used to come here a lot, I had a massive milf folder but I've been kind of starting over.

She's hot! Thanks for the milfs friend. Good luck finding a proper tablet.

Go to the store and try out both, but honestly its just as easy to use and if you or your wife is going to learn to use a new device you shouldnt lock yourself to apple because they are overpriced and keep being dicks, for example the iphone no longer has an audio jack and "old" people dont wana go shop around to find bluetooth headphones( if they even know what it is) so they buy the overpriced apple wireless headphones

Its such fucking dishonest bullshit on a 1000$+ phone

Congratulations on having a wife that takes care of herself. Or has good genes.

Noice

No prob will sauce till dick falls off or until I find her

Comments are nice, since quality MILF dump. Thanks, OldAnon! (I'm older).

im ok with this.

good ps4 games? dark souls 3.

I've never had any inclination to buy apple but everyone says they are easy to use so I thought it may be the way to go for her. And I know this is materialistic as fuck and stupid but I don't want to cheap out. I'm guessing her friends have similar things and don't want her stuff to look cheap. People seem to be judgmental about shit like that, though I'm lucky in that she isn't.

lol played dark souls 1. Would have suggested ds3 but it'd be too hard for a casual

A tablet is great for surfing the web. Good for reading emails, less so for sending them (keyboard sucks).

It appears that you have a wireless connection - good. Change your password! If you are still "admin" and "password", you're gonna have a bad day.

forgot pic again. Really need to stop smoking when I wake up.

Naw, thanks to you, OlderAnon, and everyone else. Much better than I expected.

I noticed older people tend to be heavily judgemental on others
>I'm 22
>probably thought I was 40

Get an iPad. Don't listen to this retard. Android SW for tablets is shit. Windows is way too complex for what most people want a tablet for.

Smallest iPad is 32G nowadays.

I remember having to type in a bunch of random letters and numbers on a sticker on the box itself.

Either go Apple or Samsung, IMO. I am no longer a fan of the iFruit stuff. Used to be, long ago.

If she had an iPhone, it might be worth it to stay the same.

Don't get a "Plan" with it, just go with wifi (you already pay for it, sort of.)

That's the wifi password sounds lik

I know it's stupid as hell, but can't help it. Kind of like buying a wedding ring; you don't want her friends to think her husband is a cheapskate.

That's all you need for iPad
>set it up
>connect to wifi
>find active wifi
>type in password
>Internet access enabled

she has a regular cell, it isn't even a smart phone. It texts and takes pictures but that is about it.

No your right, her friends will be in competition with her;
Get her cheap shit = 'she's a bum'
Get her expensive shit = 'she's a spoilt slut'

But yeah if her friends are actual friends, iPad isn't too expensive, it's user friendly and they might also have iPads so no jealousy

>casuals

kek

About how I had it figured. Her friends are all nice, so it is probably only me worrying about it. Still, though, she's really cool and deserves something nice.

simplified it for me, thanks.

Women always act nice; it's in their nature. But some wil sooner back stab you than be considered lower class

>spotted the apple cuck
Which software on android tablet are you having a problem with? Do you even own an android tablet?

Also all the bad things i said about apple are true, i work in a phone repair store and we get hundreds of calls about people fucking up and having all their shit deleted, or the ohones saying "connect to itunes" randomly and then when you do it wipes off the memory, also having itunes installed on your computer makes like fucking 10 apple services run in the background constantly eating up your ram, its fucking piss

Although its true there IS better apps on apple tablets, but that guy said its for browsing emails and the web not video editing or music production

Love this milf.

Get the iPad. Ain't worth saving $50 to get a knockoff.

Thanks for game suggestions as well, anons.

Posting just because.

Apologise for sauce

Didn't take long but here it seems to be
ooopageyooo.tumblr.com/post/94148854995/furrymonster1-coed-teen-cumslut

some. We've been together 10+ years, though, and she hasn't shown that inclination. She's actually pretty cheap, moreso than me, at least. Never even asks for anything, this is the first time I've had a decent gift idea in years so I don't want to fuck it up.

been one of my favorites for a long time.

>>spotted the apple cuck

What are you, 14?

Don't like iTunes? Then don't use it Einstein.

appreciate the legwork, user

>dont like itunes? Then dont use it einstein
You need to have itunes to use your hipster devices

And i like how you only have an answer to the cuck thing with everything else that i said, kind of proves my point

just because is certainly a valid reason to post.

Destiny would be better if you could actually play old raids, but nobody does because it's fucking pointless. So unless you've been around and playing consistently since the game release, most of all the past content is a waste of time and money. For a game that only has one raid per expansion, there should be some sort of incorporation allowing people to play all of them for better gear

My wife researched pretty heavily and decided on an iPad. Not wireless - WiFi only. She loves it. She's not really tech savvy, but knows/learned enough to connect and have fun.

At work, we're writing an app for both the iPhone (that mean siPad, too) and Android. The Android developer's having fits. The iPhone guy nearly has it complete.

Not that we're expecting you to develop stuff, but it seems with a lesser challenge, more stuff would be available. Wasn't so in the PC world.

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Sounds promising. Are some places better to buy than others or is it about the same everywhere?

Well then... here's another.

>You need to have itunes to use your hipster devices

You're about 3 years behind the times.

>I work in phone repair
>muh anecdotes

user wants to get wifey a nice, no hassle tablet. Chances are her friends will be on iPhones and she'll want to message and facetime without installing Snapchat or some shit.

I wouldn't touch Google shit with your dick.

*Nice* image!!

What? Oh, right... topic... Um. back in the day when i was in retail, Apple had a very strict pricing policy, and the concept was retail was it, no matter where you bought. The value came from where you bough tit - service, reputation, etc. Even warranty work had to be provided regardless of source. I don't know if that holds true today.

damn, those tits.

nice image as well. Apt, with the phone. And I love blondes....
so this isn't something I want to get at wal-mart or some shit, I am guessing?

Not op here but am also computer illiterate and have been thinking of a tabet for a while, mostly to watch movies or read books on the go or in bead.
Holy Shit! Only 16gb! I have a tiny little usb stick here that holds that ( I also have a couple of 64 gb usb's)
Can tablets use sticks? Do they come with a port? If so then that would realy help for storage

this guy gets it. Something basic where we won't have to figure out how to install a bunch of shit.

haha, that image. That's me.

Is that what a boob lift does?

maybe, but I think she is just petite. My gf's are like that, too. She is only 5'1"

Samefag

Psot gf old retarded faggot

I dont know, they seem like thay have something holding them up or maybe its just me

Buy wherever - it does not matter one bit.

You can sometimes get a few bucks off at Walmart.

get her an ipad, seriously dont be a cheap fuck and get her some bullshit android tablet

I play Dungeons & Dragons Online it's not new though (10 years I think) I've been playing it for 6 1/2 years. I play on pc though, I don't know it it can be played on console

1. How old are you exactly?
2. How the fuck are you able to use the internet? You seem clueless as fuck trough these comments. No offense, I'm just confused.

company here. Thanks again

>Samefag
Is that a guess, or do you somehow know?

And you only get MILF shots if you help.

Very possibly not. I have a friend with 38 DDs. She's just over 60, and has shown me her assets. They're gorgeous, and although they'd fail the pencil test due to sheer size, it'd be a close contest. She just takes care of herself - rarely out of a bra for instance, maintaining the stuff (collagen?) that supports. It was an awesome sight. I think if this woman
took care of her tits the same way, it'd be just the way it is.
Ob pic...

it was a guess. A wrong one, because one was me and one wasn't.
40
I can used internet, just don't know about tablets. I've confessed my ignorance. Internet wsan't a thing when I was growing up, didn't have a comp until twenties. I work on cars for a living, I only use computers to check a couple web sites and email.

Would if she was some random slut, but not posting gf.

>it was a guess. A wrong one, because one was me and one wasn't.

That helped. I often see user saying that, and I still wonder if it's a guess or if they have some access to some identifier.
Ob pic attached as thanks

>Would if she was some random slut, but not posting gf.

Bonus closeup for having values.

And a what the heck, it's all I have this fine model.

More of this one?

>mfw I open a Christmas present and it is a Samsung tablet

omega newfag alert

Uh -oh... smart-assed know-it-all useless fag alert.

Cringe thread now?

You make it so.

fantastic.
thanks

I wish. All I have. I might have to get the sauce, I'd like to have more.

You can check for samefags but I can't remember now. It was on that newfag cheat sheet that used to get posted all the time.