neighbours
what do?
Neighbours
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Just keep hiding there and living that sad, lonely, autistic life youre living.
Stand around corner and take pictures.
Requesting more pics of that bike
go say hello
SCREAM AT THEM, CALL THEM NORMIES, TELL THEM TO GTFO AND REMEMBER TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kys
OP is a pic related
Pee in watergun, shoot at them with it.
Stop being a beta cunt and introduce yourself
go outside naked and drinking a beer, like it's normal to you and say hello
Shoot them.
this.
Wave , shout hello or something
Throw a shoe full of sweetcorn at them
throw shit
kek
tell us your gps location
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kek
>Get Skype Credit
>Call saying there are terrorists inside
>Give them the address
>Watch your neighbors get SWAT'd on this beautiful Sunday afternoon
shut the hell up ugly fuck
Just walk outside casually but deliberately, (assuming you're walking out to your own balcony.)
When they turn to look, just say a polite 'Hello, how are you guys?' or 'Hello, nice day today, isn't it?'.
If they don't respond or respond with bare minimum, just stretch or do something mundane and say "Have a nice night/afternoon' and go back inside.
If they engage and start a conversation, then it's up to you not to fuck up.
Have you ever talked to them before?
i think the pink one got you - you fucking dead beta creep
this
Begin to fap slowly. You don't want to do it fast and make noise.
Women are like deer, they have excellent hearing. If they catch you they'll scatter
She's looking straight at the fucking camera hahaah
fucking hippies
fucking newfag GTFO
Bake brownies with jizz in them. Introduce yourself by offering them brownies. Be extremely nice. Acquire their numbers and con nudes out of them. Post pics of jizz brownies and their nudes here.
Go and introduce yourself. Be naked when you do it
Yup you have no choice now OP, get out a gun and start killing them all
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simply play this loud. push volume at maximum, boost treble for extra fun. eventually post results.
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watch hardcore porn with your home cinema, maximum volume
"w-would you guys mind if i just sit here a while and watch you?"
And do it with your dick out
You shut up
what are we looking at , 3 girls or 3 ultra hippies? I'd do nothing they don't look that interesting.
Shit at them.
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also op fap several times into tiny waterballoon, fill up with semenoids, throw at them and just peak so they can see you. bitchz will be like .. * notice tiny baloon bounce by their feet * " ew wtf is that? *look over to u just peaking over with same dull face* " wtf?? wtf is this? " .." just ignore him hes my neighbors retarded son. don't touch the balloon it is probably filled with semenoids."
lmfao
tell them to water their tomato plant....
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