Just got a new set of knives dubs decide what i do with them

Just got a new set of knives dubs decide what i do with them

Break em

stab your knee

cut off your dick

Stab your eye

Cut tip of dick off

Break them

Threaten some random guy with one of them, post video

Cut a nice wound. Not too bad, just like cutting yourself. Post video. WITH timestamp

Wrong mention, I meant OP. Also reroll

roll

sharpen them and take care of them you fucking weirdo

Do it faggot, check em

Put in pooper

Chop up some veggies and Make a nice omelette.

The knives are not sharp enough sorry

Then sharpen them. Or go threaten some dude like the other guy said

Thread is dying, might as well roll for your shit fgt

Go door to door and sell them

Remove the handles to see how cheap they are.

Get them under fire, make them really hot and touch your skin with it, and slice. Doesn't have to be severe. Post video/results whatever

Knives should be sharp anyway

This. Go to some dudes house and pretend that you sell those magnificent knives that can cut everything. Post reactions

This.

Present your wares in an overhand, downward slashing motion.

It's time for you to work OP

use em as throwing knives

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Wake up OP, we ain't got all day. You gonna sell some knives or what?

It's time to beat chris-Chan's sales record

An old man opened the door and bought the knives for this bottle of Whisky

Go to next house and sell the whiskey

trade up to something good user