This chick walks up to you, smacks the Taco Bell out of your beta hands, tells you to check your privilege and goes on a lengthy rant about gender roles.
Wat do
This chick walks up to you, smacks the Taco Bell out of your beta hands, tells you to check your privilege and goes on a lengthy rant about gender roles.
Wat do
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>call cops
>press charges on assault
inb4 a bunch of cringey internet tuff guy responses
rape a nigger
Excuse you, sir.
suck her cock
smack her back with my "burrito"
retrieve my .45 from its holster, fire 2 shots into his torso, call 911.
I felt like my life was in danger (FROM ITS AIDS).
Yell "Dude, what the fuck?" Then play it by ear after that.
There's nothing you can do. The world is shit. I would just kill myself.
Call the cops because why the fuck is she in my house gtfo bitch tits.
Follow home post address on Cred Forums with story
Tell it that I identify as an Apache helicopter and that if she doesn't approve then she is Apachephobic.
>chick
Pick up the taco bell, punch the burrito into its face, tell it to learn its place, strip it naked, beat it with one of my shoes, yank out the nose ring
CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Do you want to go to my place and let me throat fuck you ?
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Who R U follin?
That ain't no chick.
That is a Trans, we just don't know if from alien to human, animal to human, Mestizo to human, Cred Forums to human, or female to male or male to female.
You have a taco bell in your house?
Its 2016 and I still read it in aldaris voice.
Discuss gender rolls i suppose
Have a lengthy intelligent discussion on gender politics in the modern world starting with Simone De'Bouvier and ending with, "Your tack is rude, please reevaluate your line of rationale before depriving me of my fucking Baja calypso."
do a 360 and walk away
Mh, the moment her hand touches my face take said, break her middle finger (easiest to break, because longest) and wak out the door.
If I'm beeing followed run like a bitch.
when women build their own cities i will honor new age gender roles. Until then you'll suck my cock or hand over your ebt card.
Rape her
That's a dude dressed as a girl
As I'm re-reading this I see why I don't write essays on my phone.
Also "wak" out the door would make everything funnier if I would do a chicken impression while waking out the door.
So thanks crappy phone keyboard
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Ask if I cam be her slave drinking nothing but her piss snot and sweat eating only her shit
Your phone has a keyboard? What year is this?
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He writes essays on his phone. Wat a fag
Do a 540 and walk away
Mid speech, I bend down, pick my ten pack of crunchy taco supremes off the ground, scoop the meat and cheese back into them as best I can, and eat silently while she talks.
OP y u post pic of trap?
Rap her with the knuckle side
better than tinder! plenty of horny sexy girls of your city on gmy.su
My company hands out super sturdy encryption phones.
Drawback is that you cannot properly write on touchscreen, so they made it black berry style
Kill yourself
Reading comprehension =non existent
Make her cheek bones match up to her jaw
Srsly, wow...
Not to derail, but I thought it was just industry standard to have on-screen keyboard and that BlackBerry had gone the way of the dodo when it comes to market share. Surprised that they've hung on to their original concept so long.
Start singing dude looks like a lady and walk away.
This
Word. Cool phone /bro
Slowly open another taco and eat it while staring at its tits.
Then I'll very slowly take another taco and smush it into its face.
Mske sure my lawyer's number is on speed dial, because I'm gonna kick shit out of the Dyke, and Inwant my lawyer notified before cops get me
Kick her in the shin and call her a cunt.
Give it a deep passionate kiss
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All Mexican households are essentially a Taco Bell.
Punch her square in the face, then kick her in the cunt.
I have no privileges.