ITT: We're in a maximum security federal prison

Crackers

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don't stab me pls

but i dindu do nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn'

Here we go! Stabbed to death?

stabbed in the butt

Don't you mean, "Benis :-DD"

ill fucking stab you

Stab me fag

Golly I sure hope I don't get shanked

kkk

Guard pls

Get back to your cells maggots!

Got stabbed
Kek m8

Rekt

Need a few books til commissary bro. You got me?

Didn't know butt fucking was a crime.

Rel

I've got some grade a dope for sale. Anyone interested?

Got a switch in my ass, get off me.

HAHA I WONT GET STABBED

New guy here

Reporting for hairs duty

I'm a guard what kind of drugs do you fags want smuggled in?

Gunna get stabbered to death today

what about a snitch ?

Depends where you're smuggling it, Chief.

I'd like to either stab you, or be your guard buddy. But preferably stab...

I'm a pretty hard mother fucker. I'm in here, because I hacked into a Top Secret facility researching Internet Memes.

The pigs caught me, because they happened to be controlling my node.

I know how to write code in over 3 different Scripting languages, including Bash, Python, and Autohotkey

Fuck this place

Im in here for life, stab me

Golly I sure hope I don't get fucked in the ass.

>first day here

stab stabe

>drops soap up your ass

GETS STABBED!!@

Doods, Satan just rocked up in our joint.
Wat do?

It's going through the kitchen buried in bags in the food

Kiil me, pls :-)

pl-please. You can fuck my corpse.

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...

Time to die!!

damnit

ok

cmon....

lemme die already

Prison, huh?

Prison guard

really..?

nope, but I got 3 5's for you.

RIP in pepperoni

kill me, pls

Aye

meant to link

of course i am a guard you degenerates

Fuckin goof deserved it

shank me

I'll kill any of yall asses

cmon...

Well shit....

suck my dick, bitch ass punk!!!

OPEN ALL THE CELLS

Source

guard get

You can have my bootyhole for 5 cigs nigga

why can't I die?

kill me pls

ROll

I'M OUT!!

damnit, just kill me.....

i am guard, i am off shift now so I go home

WHY?!!?!?!!?!!?

Rolling for zozzle

this is like... what 20 rr already?

why won't it just end?

When stealing timbs goes wrong

Say hello to my shank ese

they see me rolling

Where can I hide a spoon?

pls... pl-please...

why..?

Were are you annons in jail for?

it... won't... it won't end

time to shiv some googles

plsssss..................

just... end it

not stabbed

...

let it... be over....

Rolling for 0. Gotta get my stripes.
Pic related - it's me

I want...

to die!

THANK YOU!!!!

No tears, only dreams now friend

dubs break out

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Awe hell yah

Aww fuck now you fags are locked in here with me

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Too late, someone hid the shank end of a spoon in you nigger.

Nice try fuckboy, watch a pro's GET

I am a guard, I do what I want... like get dubs.

rekt boi

kill me pls

Warden please

>myspace
>that big
Those were the days.

yo fish, i'm gonna need your cock in my mouth

Rollin

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well we come here to play, DOUBLE 00 here we go

almost

Hey I'm jimmy sabroni nice to mech yah

C'mon nigger.

But I'm not black.

memes

Shit

ded

Rool

roll

Roll

Drop the soap

Wass?

Ay. Did my transcript go thru cuz?

Well, at least I get to dress up ...

Rollin.

Where da drugs is at

step in line or get stabbed

K

Anyone here wanna get their dicks sucked?

Captain! Get me outta here!

Someone's getting handcuffed by me tonight

Hi, im a guard

a suhhhhhhhhh niggaaaa

dickbutt

Any one want to have anal sex?

I dindu nuffin

I didnt do nothing wrong

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fucj

Look at all my fellow niggers, spics, chinks, and heebs in here

Trips say I'm the warden.

Check this numbers, fag

Ultimate prison guard

Stay in your cells niggers

Me rolly quads

Quads now

Fuck

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Sharpening the end of a toothbrush!

i'll play

aw fuck it was nice knowing you guys

dont take the candy bar

post

25 years for dabbing in public here

Rolling

Shit fuck

White power!

Cool, now I get to be fucked
by other inmates and prison guards.

Time to get ass raped

Kill me

Fuck is up kids

Fuck u guys, im leaving tonight

Oh shit waddup

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that porn wasn't mine i-i was holding on to it for a friend!

Inmate 79026 ready to escape

A drone drops c4 into my cell room and kills me.

I WANNA GET STABBED END IT PLS

checked

I cant wait til my execution

Lawyer fucked me.

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Rolling for a stabbing

rollll

roll my arse out like cookie dough

gimme yo ass nigga

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