Be honest: would you fuck a dog for $100,000?

I don't have that kind of money

yes
with a shovel

who gets fucked me or the dog.
anal or vaginal, or do i get dog cocked
am i safe from disease?

kek

Yes, because goddamn 100,000 is a fuck ton of money for boning a dog. I'd even bone your mother for that kind of money OP.

there's no dog/human STDs you retard

Why the hell would I pay 100k for that when I could just find a dog on Craigslist for free

Id do it for no money.

I'd let it fuck me for free

already have.. your mom!

I'm pretty sure he's asking if we would fuck a dog if we were paid 100,000$ and if so, definitely. 100,000$ would help me a fuck ton right now.

not selling my soul and dignity for any amount of wealth

Is it a cute dog?

Want to anyway, the 100k is just an incentive

I fucking guess

Can it be one of those teacup poodles or pugs?

for $100.000? i would fuck every dog in my neighborhood...

what the fuck webms can only be 2MB now

only if she a bitch

yes
I am very greedy

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he said normie

I'd fucking stick a shovel in it's ass, blender it down and drink it for half.

He'll, I'd even fuck a dog for free.

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No way in hell. I wouldn't pay more than 1,000 bucks to fuck a dog

I'm actually dying of laughter here.

Cred Forums, you disgust me.

You're all neckbeards.

And yes I'm a femanon.

Kill yourselves.

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i would fuck a dog, and pay $100. kek

no. i could get a dog way cheaper.
i know a guy..

you'd have to pay me 100k to not fuck it

k

tits or gtfo

I don't have $100,000. But for ~100 i would definitely do it

no dog is worth 100,000
I wouldn't even pay that much to fuck 10 porn stars at once

I'd fucking kill it for $100,000.

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fuck off filthy whore

Neat. But the wrong way round. Male fucking a bitch is better

more?

yes

get off my Cred Forums

No because I'm not a fucking zoophile

But why? The fur would tickle your balls as you plow it. Also solid dubs

Absolutely not! But I'd like it fuck me for free.

Hell Yeah but only the left one

I would. 100k is a lot of money. Considering my rent is 6k/year, I could pay my rent for a year, drop 10k on a decent car, drop let's say another 10k just to dick around that year, and still have 74k to invest in bonds and shit. Make more mother fucking money on that interest. I make 15k/year. Poor as fuck. Poor enough to fuck a dog for money.

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Can I wear condom? What constitutes fucking- a few strokes?

if the pic is related and it's you

you're way too tall and too pale.
also your face looks like some fish.

Id do it for free

Of course. That's a no-brainer.

(you)

could i have some money? :D

give me your address

>He'll
I'm sure you already have, you dim witted flesh lump

Id imagine fucking would be to climax. Probably fine to wear a condom

is the money tax free?

Probably, yeah

im up to like 5 million bucks

If no one found out, I would do it for 1000

also will I get one lump sum, or is it paid off in installments over a period of like 10 years?

every std is from animals thats why there called venerial

Stop. You had me at "would you fuck".

Where do I collect? Already did a dog. She was a friend's desperate sister.

these are valid fucking questions

With a condom

you don't want puppies?

yes, for way less than that even

Why not?
Strictly bottom, though.

50 different dogs or the same dog 50 times?

Venereal comes from the goddess of love, venus

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Nice

do i get to choose? I'll take 2 male Great Danes hung and sex deprived plz

my man!

Would can't count as losing my virginity, coz if? Fuck yea, 100k $ + a Pussy, Alpa Bro!

do I have to pay in advance?

I don't understand this thread. Most Cred Forumstards can't afford a $100 back pages bj and complain constantly about their virginity and you come here peddling your top notch purebred masterpiece at $100k. Find a richer target audience

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I'm not sure if or how the proximity principle works between dogs and people, but I've had the impression a dachshund my family has owned to her death was into me.
She would come to me every morning when I had breakfast. I usually sat propping my feet on my toes, and she liked to stand beneath my chair and gently grind her hindquarters on my heel. This was a regular thing until I went to university.
Give me enough time with the right dog, and I might get it done.