Faces of Cred Forums thread

Nick?

np
I only have alcohol

hey that's pretty good/10

here's a pic of the blunt after I rolled it bc too lazy to take a pic of my bud

nigga

Lit I have some svedka but don't wanna drink rn

pic related the reason I want to move out of Louisiana

Yo user the other night I got drunk with my mate off 60 percent vodka and i had like 7 shots.

I take that back that's the wrong photo

just take this instead

That's lit dude on the night before my 18th birthday I took 16 shots and then proceeded to smoke a blunt it was fuckin crazy kek

nice dubs

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Hello there redhead lady will you bless me with dubs

darn so close

You're a fucking ugly curly haired Fuck. And you have bam shit weed.

thanks for the support and constructive criticism

now tell me how much more of a faggot I look in this pic

>everyone in this thread looks like Kermit
>We are all frogs

girls on Cred Forums dont exist

shit nigga

ok guys op here

someone roll trips and I'll roll a blunt pls I need motivation

ROLL

bullshit. anyway i'm 25 I'm not a girl

back it up boys

old shemale with dubs

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kind m'lady may you bless us with thou tittes of greatness mlady *tips fedora* (belches silently)

>tfw a poster on soc only rates girls
>tfw they rate me

is this real or just bait

i cant even tell anymore

either way, fuck off

So close yet so far

Close one user

bust

close one mate

nope

Close as fuck m8

nope

trap detected

not bait I have like 2.5 grams left

RAWLING FER REYMOS

Fucking hell eiffion so close

Sup b?

dude so fucking close

Better?

dude you're teasing me hard af with those dubs

Gonna just leave this photorino right here

But i love you...

it's not enough :^(

Pathetic faggot/10

wassup Cred Forumsro's

You all look like you are gay

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thanks jenn I know that's you

wassup homieee

am I sexy

You look like you're balding

lookin good user

dubs checked

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THIS IS FUCKING CANCER

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Spades?

what has Cred Forums become

Fuck you ryan Edward bouska

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You still lurking OP?

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I want you to sit on my face. Like, today.

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4

Uhm..?

!

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Fuck You Acosta!

Fuck you Brian!

FUCK YOU STEPHANIE!

fuck you peter

Oh? Well thanks. Are you a fellow femanon? I miss having a lady around.

Half of you look like underageb&s.

fuck you Jennifer!

fuck you josh

fuck you craig

You know the rules.

fuck you Mathew!

>mathew

Yes. But don't tell anyone!

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You can sit on my face any day.

You're all very lonely aren't you? Be honest.

Ya I know.

??

fuck you Rebecca!

I think we would have quite the pairs

I'm not hence why I haven't posted my face. People annoy me.

dunno, looked familiar, thats all

Fuck you alex. Fuck your trips too.

Oh god. I think you're right. You're fucking perfect. I would lick you for hours.

every kitty needs someone to pet it sister

i'm not gay, promise

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fake

TONY!

IM not fake. not sure about my large breasted friends :(

I'm definitely not fake, but I don't really give a fuck if you believe it or not. I hope she's not fake but I'll definitely be fapping to her later anyways, fake or not.

I am not fake. Come to Seattle!

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I-im not Jennifer

I'm far from Seattle but I'm sure you'd be well worth the travels ;)

R8 and d8 me pls

also hiding my lack of chin

>uwu
die

owo ur qt

>Not uwuing ironically

Leafy is a huge ass faggot

>not contracting aids ironically

OwO

Yes you are faggot

>bunny ears
how can you even compete?

prove it

Cute eyes. Piss on me.

cute

c-can i see you're bulgey wulgey s-senpai? o////w////o

I think you did in your picture ma'am.

but i'm not a ma'am

Me and my gf on holiday in Sicily

John lennon and Yoko Ono?

JOHN AND ONO?

Nigga you're too young to be going bald

More like Yoko Oh-no they shot my husband XDDDD

Stop this

>gf
nice try robot, now go back to /R9K/

thanks desu

youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY

John Lennon reincarnated as balding 20yo IT support

Better with hat?

Would hug

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yea you look way younger with hat

would fok u in thee ass

no 1 cares dumbasd

what the fuck jon michael williamson? whatever the fuck your last name was

what up anons

No you dweeb go die

you're a pretty convincing trap

I wouldn't agree but thanks for the compliment user

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More of the gf?

you're welcome. it would be a pleasure if we were able to talk more. DAB

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french

I just don't know what spades means

Its freakin hot as fuck. This heat is just stupid

Sure, she's from a tiny rural town in China. Will post as a reply to this post. Got a scholarship to study at my university. She's a very kind person.

Sup virgins

y do u look like a polish prostitute

Nope

Here's her home town, pretty place isn't it

sup virgin

Tits or leave, you know the rules

Would smoke with while listening to Damien Rice

kek thirstfag
>Mom! I made a girlfriend on the internet today!

TITS OR GTFO

Well my dads polish and russian

put on some clothes holy shit

devin?

Kekeroni i was thinking the same

What

nice delts bro, chest really lacking

Uh....i am wearing clothes

>is not girl

is your name devin?

Nope

How would you react if your 'girlfriend' on Club Penguin found this?

Okay cumlords... Rate me... I'm ready for the shitstorm! I've heard it all before.

Also, the toothpick isn't too be an edge-bitch, it's because I have an oral fixation.

Thanks.

oh, you look just like someone I know

>one guy
>they
Get a load of this conspiracy nutjob

Sup Cred Forumsros

timestamp or GTFO

O I see

ok but you're literally so cute can i follow you on tumblr? im a girl and i swear i'm not creepy or anything i just can't believe such a cute girl would even be on this hell site

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Jesus Christ you autismo fucks.

>"Durr show ur face dummy!"

When you faggots get your hormones in check, you come back now, ya hear? Fucking normies.

if you have such an oral fixation why don't you put a cock in your mouth?
jk though, you're still ugly as fuck, 1/10

i see u crepin

>Edgelord

Dude you try way too hard.

Ayy
Me at gym today
Half swedish half portuguese

ahahaha this is the saddest fucking thread i've ever seen

take this shit to soc, underage faggots

>cigarette

>People who share selfies on a random message board
>Libtards seeking attention

I'm voting trump. You're all the reason why. Why don't you faggots just talk to eachother tomorrow in high school?

ur cute no homo

Swedish and Portuguese? How tall are you?

it me

B8. Everyone ignore.

5'6" but I make up for it with my sweet cannons.

189 cm my man

I would shoot her up and call her a nigro

maybe you shouldn't...

thanks my dude

Triggered

>B8. Everyone ignore.

I'm glad you faggots found time to create a hierarchy while attending all those hard highschool classes, kek

Back to facebook!

would pluck eyebrows/10

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nice, lucky you didn't get Portuguese height
just gotta work on your muscle definition and you're golden, you're a good looking dude

i dont have a tumblr, but i use a bunch of other stuff. not sure if giving it out here is a good idea though. also thank you so much!

Motherfuckers

Thanks man. I lost 10 kilos of muscle this last year. Im glad I'm not a short portuguese

Not your fucking meetup board.

Sage this shit.

Zozzle/10

black, pacific islander, or some kind of mexi-nigger half breed?

you should fax me, I'll hand out my ig if you'd like

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atheist scum

Don't worry I'm safe. The people who stalk other people online and watch them through their livingroom windows imaging what their tender meat tastes like... Those people really creep me out.

Come on, we're two peas in a pod. Is there anyway to get your information without posting it here?

then stop trying to look like a little bitch

Ironic, seeing that Oedipus would be jealous of your relationship with your mom

Nigga whaaat. I'm catholic

halp us beat dark souls

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-triggered
But I'll say I was born in Canada. I do think it's funny how the skin colour palette works in your head though, reeks of a bullied past.

my ig is @denim.phantom i kinda just use it to shitpost tho

Are you calling me white?

sweetheart, you're young

Just because you identify as male doesn't mean you're actually a guy

Of course you were born in Canada. Your subhuman parents can fuck like the inbred animals they are here and no one bats an eye. Mixed race offspring are fucking disgusting.

damn that's gotta suck
i lost about 30 pounds over this last summer, lost my guns but also my gut, now I look like a little twink fag, no interest in even working out anymore
just keep going to the gym and don't turn into a twink like me Cred Forumsro

Lol my neighborhood got flooded as fuck too

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I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MONTHS HAHAHAHA user YOURE A LITERAL JEW IM IN TEARS HAHAHA

U devout?

Wow, hey there John Hinckley Jr, didn't know they let you have access to the internet!

I instantly followed that shit lmao

Both of my parents are actually hispanic, you can go ahead and say whatever you want, but at this point everyone already knows you lack the intelligence to guess someones race based off appearance. You wouldn't happen to be one of those... Americans? I sense a school shooting to come out of you within a weeks time.

Shit that sucks man. I know. I lost my weight cauae i had to focus all my energy in med school

Russian faggot in da thread.

quints

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Rate body also.

Every time I see you post on b, I'm gonna upload another one of your nudes

thanks, hope youre ok with bad selfies and jojo memes

r8 me

I'm a believer yes. Wouldcallme devout in that sense that im fanatic. Am pretty liberal when it comes to religion

are you a gril or boy

Holy shit

pretty handsome

grill

topGrils / 10

wonder what percentage of Cred Forums believes in a higher power. usually the atheists and agnostics dominate discussion threads on the subject

hell yeah I wouldn't mind at all, I am a bad picture my self anyways

Shit fuckimg autocorrect. Meant "wouldnt" and im not fanatic wtf

>r8 me
Chef at Wendy's/10

body = 4 (too skinny for me)
dick = -10

TANGERUSE

cute face

Spook tier with tiny dick

I'm actually a cook, good fucking job.

Thanks bruda.

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damn Ilja you gay as fuck

Hey, don't talk about my Rabai like that!!

Well im mtf so it kinda made me happy

Op looks like Jeremy Allen White.

Oh no

Gym face on with stupid bandana

Looks like you were hiding your gigantic nose

Wow, someone should contact UNESCO to get you on the list of worldwide wonders.
What the fuck am I looking at, do you identify as Amish-kin or some shit?

We know our own

This

senk u arigato

A little, but a lot younger and less attractive.

Are you all the same faggot

A perfect 5

I have a feeling you're a cool guy for some reason.

Convincing trap

You again

>scar
>Latino that has been stabbed
Can't make this shit up

Quite a good trap

Nice tits. 8

Cute snek. For that I'll give you 8.

Lesbian but 6

10. Can you fuck me in the ass pls.

Faggot but 7

Why are you doing that? You have a chin.

Look like a 70s pedophile

I'm bored now so I'm gonna stop rating you.

Umf smash me rough plz

literally what
yes, I was referring to your skin color, but also your facial features and hair you autistic maple flavored halfwit

what does that even mean? my skin color pallete reeks of a bullied past? you just look like one of those 3 types of people and being born in Canada effects only one, and even if you're not a pacific islander you could at least make the connection of being of Pacific islander descent

who bullied me? who do you believe implanted the idea of skin color equating racist something or other in my head? KKKids on the playground, or triggered niggers pushing me around?

your argument doesn't even make sense, i can't even pick it apart because of how half-formed it is, much like your brain
>h-he said black, RACIST, RACIST

fucking blacks really are stupid, you're the shame of all colored canadians

You a cuc-- I mean, a cook? Chef even?
Drink of choice?

>still thinks I'm black
>awkward
>now he's triggered
>HE'S NOT MAD THO

Rate?
I personally think I am a 4/10 at best

your bellybutton is fucked

MY EXACT THOUGHTS TOO user

ah you look fine, if you haven't gotten any girls yet then it's because of your personality

confidence man

you can get yourself a cutie if you're not totally autistic

you look alright

Stop taking pictures in the carehome bathroom and go and talk to your grandma

weak chin
patchy beard
bitchy face
dumb bandana
dumb hair
fatty face
weird ears

you're one of the few girl that can get a short hair and still look great, you should be glad

Lose some fat gain some muscle

Ive dated 3 people this year and they all have been extremely short lived because Ive offended them all with jokes about there gender, how they used to cut themself , and lastly jokes about how I'm athiest.

Oh that's a chick lol

Sorry Their

Any way to follow you further? I know it's Cred Forums so I don't usually ask for info bc ya know...Cred Forums but if you have an ig or something that would be excellent.

wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters , they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on kik sweetRiver17
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

>dated 3 people
>people

It was fucking guys, wasn't it. Probably weeaboos too.
Fucking faggot.

Don't change. Just find a female that isn't an upright bitch. Might have to be patient for that one but we're out there. Fuck bitches.

Might as well

kek

confirmed autist

I appreciate the kind words Cred Forumsrother but if I was offended that easy I wouldn't even be on Cred Forums in the first place. :)

Umm technically I dated a guy but they were trans (ftm) pic related

your skin color can be black without having any African American Heritage
i have a black Dominican friend, both his parents are from the Dominican republic, and he's black
god fuck you're stupid

also,
hispanic? so you are a mexi-nigger
this could've ended there you fucking moron

>taking bait seriously
>agreeing with sentiments of bait

Wow, you're the fact behind the fiction, aren't you?

Yeah, you're a fucking faggot and you should kill yourself.

you lips are dick suckable

also, never said I wasn't mad, stop trying to make me sound retarded by putting your retard in my mouth