Stoner thread my guys I have not seen one for a long while

Stoner thread my guys I have not seen one for a long while

commencing dump

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Thinking about picking up some blue dream today, but might want to mix it up. Other choices: Cherry Ak-47, ACDC, Black Jack, True Purple Berry, Green Queen, Whitaker Blues, or Girl Scout. Thoughts?

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I honestly couldn't help you
I stopped caring about strains the day I started buying in bulk. as far as I know I'm just buying 100 grams of the "dank shit" strain

Be my new stoner dad

this was 4/?

now 5/?

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I'm not rich, it's not like i can sponsor 2 stonerhabbits at once. Generally speaking you get high OR rich, not both

I'm just getting in to weed is there anything you guys can teach me about

Mami

I cri

I should really pay more attention to my numbering.

shit I don't know where you from nigga

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Been pretty much dry for a while now, I needa find someone with good deals on good shake or something

right let's get this shit back on track

that was 6
now 7/?

For me its a quality of life thing. I buy weed with money from my entertainment budget. If I want to take the gf out on date or go on a trip then I'm not buying weed.

8/?

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]lol cuk

yeah man, it's like gambling in a casino
entertainement costs money, so you shouldn't be pissed of if you blow your budget for the night

9/?

Same here. But often she and i split a joint and just stay in playing vidya instead of going out. Win win

Relationship goals

GSC is my all time favorite, I'd go for that

10/?

Exactly. Weed doesn't have to be the only thing you spend money on. You can be successful and smoke. There's a middle ground.

Guessing that's bait.

Rate my 10 bag fam

Smoked out, and sitting with my SO right now, listening to a thunderstorm. Comfy.

I haven't smoked in weeks and popped 75mg addy last week bc it was so dry up here

Santa Cruz weed capital of CA

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don't get me wrong, I smoke a metric fuckton of every psychoactive substance known to man that doesn't make your teeth fall out or isn't best when snorted

It's not that I dissagree with you, I just take it on myself to represent the lower half of the social ladder, to give normalfags a standard of sorts to measure the depth of their own failure.

> GF just went to work.
> I had krispykreme's and weed delivered.
> doughnuts got here first.
> Listening to some music before my buddy gets home from work and we play some destiny.

I think the only thing we disagree on is fiscal responsibility.

Me and my gf usually pay half and half for weed. She's been asleep all afternoon with a migraine. We only have enough left for one roll and I really want to smoke. Wat do?

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11, now 12/?

I once opened up my garage door and just sat in my shitty camping seat, watching nature have a magnificent argument with itself in the form of lightningbolts trapped inside the clouds. packs of dark gray clouds, jolts of static running along the outside of them before touching down to the wet earth

shit was cash

Room temperature.

Be me 21
at home smoking weed
get a message from my phone
it was a text from only friend ken
the only reason why I have a friend is because ken and I was at the same high school and he was at a table by him self and me aswell so walk up to the table he was sitting at and I said to him do you want to be friends? ken said yeah for some reason anyways he said to me do you want to go to a costume party I said yes because I was high as fuck so grab anything that could make up a coustume
so i grabbed a skimask from last hallow ween a pocket knife a black hoodie and a pair of black gloves so I called a taxi cab to drop me off at the party as we where driving he said to me are you some type of rapist? I said Nein! (no) in a german accent after I was drop off at the party I walked into a house I saw alot of people there this was not the ken I used to know he said to me sup bro I thought you would come to this party it so good to see you jim hr was about hug but I step back saying that I was fredrick from college still in the german accent ken said oh I dont remember you from college then I said to him that I helped him cheat on the test then he said oh yeah I remember you come on let grab a beer together and we did just that after he went to the bathroom to take a piss
some girl came up to me and said to me wanna dance good looking
have no idea how in hell did she find me hot anyways we dance for about 35 minutes until a chad walk up to me and says what the fuck are you doing with my girl! I said to him as a neet o-ok and then I walked away over to a table sees a bottle of vodka I decided to drink half of

the bottle of vodka and then I saw the chad and the girl yelling over me dancing with her and some reason I remembered I had some weed in my pocket so rolled a joint and smoked that shit when I was high as a kike the chad walked up to me said IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT MY GIRL AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT ALL OF YOUR TEETH!
I pulled out my pocket knife 1/2

save it for her

Wake her up and invite her. Helps my wife whenever she's got one

bretty good for 10

Anal?

And slash his fucking face open and stabed him in the gut five times and said to him dont you ever forget the name smoke face in a high german accent then I winked at the 8/10 girl and she screamed and ran away and so did everybody else then suddenly ken ran down stairs and said what the fuck just happened then he looked at me Keeling over the dieing chad and just said shhhhhhhhhhh to him then yelled HOLY SHIT! ran up the stairs and locked himself inside a room
I fucking ran as fast as I could back to my house it was about 23 blocks to my house I never saw that 8/10 girl again or that chad again
2/2 the end

finish this dumb story please

here you go

Bad juju upon you

Holy shit smoke face you made me kek hard

My god user you made me nearly piss my self in laughter screen cap these post