Waifu claiming thread

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SHIT

Erica claimed

ok

Tasty ones.

Paris's subway is horrible compared to other big cities, I still don't know why this one is the worst.
As for the homeless, it just show how great of a country France really is, and with the shit that our government is doing right now, it won't get any better

GET

SHITTTTT

Someday soon Tripsguy.I just hope I'm not in the thread so you don't get Galil.
Nyet.

heh... that was ok, at least

neat...

youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o

Its the same as most places, you have to place orders with companies to get produce in.

make sure to get a picture. you arnt missing out

lol what

Curly Fries are gr8. ^^

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Nice
Like a shitty cartoon drawing?

i guess that means he is a pretty social guy
or a stalker but maybe he wouldnt be so up front with it
i would be weirded out tbh
im not sure either its just such a gross mess and people just bursting throught the gates crowded trains.
yea i heard about it, they get absolutely nothing right? once you go homeless you cant come back from it. then it bugs me how many refugees still come there
a pic of what?
i know im not missing out yet you make me do this

That sounds good right now.

the ice cream and its good i promise

>doing Overdrill on First World Bank
>barely any cops trying to rush us in the hallway
>only things that ever gets us down is the occasional cloaker
>no one gets down any other way
>we go to leave
>there are tons of cops in the main lobby
>book it up the stairs past the cops and blow the wall open
>finish heist at 1:10:14

It was honestly disappointing how little cops there were

Got a fuckton of money from it though

I need to get me one soon. I wanna play some games I never played before

I'm sorry I tend to use references from songs. The headache, maybe the 3 hour sleep

Lemme change it up. We're gonna walk down to electric Avenue

You're new aren't you?

Any 'secret' producers you buy from?

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I need ear bleach

Well, faeries ARE the best gril

w-why would you want that?
my bad im really bad at remembering lyrics
thats a good possiblity, why did you sleep so short?

I have lurked for a while but yes.

not sure really

But how does the balloon attach?

welcome then
you want me licking it dont you?

>Tons of cops in the main lobby
Thay might have been stuck and just filling the limit.
Hello to you too.
Do you want to sign it now?

Thanks.

That's right, they can only rely on associations to give them food and shelter. Since we are a bunch of assholes, almost noone give them money in the streets. Most refugees are trying to escape from ISIS and war, being homeless here is always better than getting beheaded in the desert, also, the majority of refugees are trying to go to the UK, but since we are morons, we almost force them to stay in France.

not thats ok that sounds weird

Nope. Drugs are a problem with the culture but the guys I work with dont touch anything harder than weed. Which is decriminalised.

I'll head to sleep, anyway.

QOTT:
What would life be like if you were with /your/ waifu?

Be as short as a few points or as long as you want.

An admiral attempt

I certainly hope so
Knowing my luck though your waifu shall probably still be safe with ye for another long while.

And then we'll take it higher!

I'm gonna lay down for a while so I probably won't see you again tonight. I have tomorrow off so I'll see you then

Now I'm gonna have to get fries for dinner, maybe I'll get a burg and fries.
They're not too hard to get, just go to a place like Emuparadise.me
Its tied around her back if I remember correctly.
Life would be pretty good, I'd do my best to fix Eru so she wouldn't jam and break as much, I'm no gunsmith but I'll be damned if another man gets his hands on her.
>She'd be good at cooking and cleaning which is nice.
>I could help her cook
>I'd teach her how to play vidya and that would be fun too ^^

Wrong. Saya is!

Claiming best girl

Ah, okay.
Goodnight baby, I love you~

no, something like this
>pic related

facing forward
everything is completed in the pic
bold
has a distinct outline

>pretty social guy
he is really social.

we had to go to a formal party (cant fuckin remember why), while i tried to stay by the walls drinking he kept trying to introduce me to new people and generally being the guy that knows everyone.
he is weird, but im not going to lie and say i hate him, though im not going to lie and say he's amazing either.
he's alright.
he does go the extra mile to make sure i'm happy so that't a plus.
(like how he took me to a [cant remember what they are called, it posh] to get my measurements for a suit which was made by the next day just for the occasion)

i also thought he was like a stalker on the first week, but after a month i realised its more to please his customer

jhgf

what are you up to?
yea thats pretty sad, and to see young families is just a pain to see but you cant help them all.
i guess thats true but countries like germany or whatever are way more kind towards them. But they dont really have a choice since they are being treated like cattle
how are you forcing them to stay in france?
then i have no clue what you want a pic for
you wouldnt believe me would you?
it would be just as having a regular girlfriend except no friends on the side, which isnt that hard to imagine
oh allright, get well soon man
those all sound like really nice features tbh, i dont think you can hate someone like that.
those meetings suck though yea, hope you had an open bar. although drinking too much isnt that smart as well

Im waiting on my food to get here.
Mmm Wendy's

You're fine lol. I'm used to sleeping late and waking up late. I need to fix that lol

Welcome to the thread! I'm shinoa but a lot of anons here call me smug

It's always something with drugs I tell ya

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Lol

Ooh gotcha!

Imma catch yall later. Headache wants it's nap now

I could see that for Yuno

no no i have total faith

Not at the moment. Just saying hello. How are you doing?
Something like this?

goodnight

Cuddles and most housework would be finished quicker.

Calamity-masu'd

Waiting on food.

Thanks. I seen how people called you smug before.

Sweet dreams

I'm already with my waifu though, and life has been better ever since.

Well, there is this camp in th north of France were most of the refugees are. The government wants to take all the refugees from this camp, and put them in other camps all over the country, even though some of them want to go to the UK.
Also, since some refugees are tired of waiting for the legal procedure to end, they try to go to the UK illegaly by jumping on trucks, then the cops arrest them, and force them back into the camp.
As a result, the Front National, a ar-rigth party, is becoming more and more popular, and a lot of people fear that they might get elected nest year.

Still unsure about it?
Im alright, was planing on going to sleep after i finish watching few more videos.
What about you?

im fuckin tired

he is a nice guy. our personality's are just too different.

there was a bar but i only drank 3 glasses rum because i was told not to make a bad impression (which i somehow still did).

ye that will do.
but it seems a little too cartoonish, but it is your first ps edit so i guess its ok.

I'm unsure about everything. This is no exception.
Playing a bit of World of Warcraft, gonna find a torrent for Photoshop and I want to watch Zodiac so I'll probably look for one of those too.
What are you watching?
I don't have very many where she's facing forward. It's more of just a trial than anything, any shops I intended to post here would be with something more like this

>connection error
damn it sorry slow answer

yea you probably should
but i cant really judge you because thread is too fun sometimes
yea she isnt as weird if the circumstances arent that weird
i just hope we dont get chosen by a god to become the next one
like the faith i will someday carry you in league?
right i saw you were waiting on wendies'
what are you getting?
thats kind of the same here but calling them camps kinda makes me think of some mustached guy in the 40's so i wouldnt really say that
i think this is the fact for every country in europe
them saying "we will send everyone back" is so easy to say and sounds so good to many people but its retarded
sleep then my friend
yea i understand that, but pushing him away completely shouldnt be the way to go right?
kek well standing against a wall is probably not what they wanted to see but good on you not getting wasted

Yo. I keep jumping in and out if /waifu/ I'll be damned

no i dont think that will happen ever

Hello?

Salut.

Cred Forums pls.

Ay, get!

At ease.

It works again!

It lives.

I didn't like JROTC.

It's back!

>it lives again

Jesus that took a while

You're telling me this why?

Cred Forums being shit as usual. Some things never change

guess im still awake

Because at ease is a drill command.

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Yeah, but I only said that because Asian Moot unfucked-up whatever he decided to fuck up.

Sloooow

Is it you?

Well. At least Im not working today.

Yes. I'm back, but only for a while

>never change
Image size is 2MB now.

wake up guys

Why is that?

It's been quite a while. How's life been?

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why?

2MB? Is that some sort of size limit?

What is the purpose of it? Does An Hiro want more shitty low res images?

It's been... different. Had time to enjoy myself and do a bunch of stuff, it was an entertaining summer. Right now I'm looking for a job as private teacher to pay for a private university.

How you doing Shiro? I'm glad to see you are still around

It's real deal Emi

Okay. This is a story.

Last week it was decided that I cover for the guy who couldnt work. On Saturday the manager thought no one was covering him despite us talking about it and me coming in on Saturday earlier to learn where everything is. So he decided to close today and not let the owner or me know.

I'm awake bb
Discount Lucina

>fastest waifu on no legs
Its a rare Ruri

So it's OG emi? Holy shit!

You missed Stocking again earlier, Ruri

im bored
and you are bullying already
thats godd

>mfw og emi

Digi-sword

Lilligant taken

>fastest waifu on no legs
Some still remember...

Nice to see my favourite corner of hell is still populated by the same people

Hello there Rory, how's life going?

Oooooh shiiiit, the Smug Queen! Long time no see! What's up?

What's up Smuggalicious?

ayy havent seen you in a long time

its godd?

HOLY SHIT IT IS YOU!!! Dude you have no idea how long it's been since I was called that. Ahh the nostalgia! Been pretty good. Still doing school stuff and work stuff. So life is good

Woke up from a nap with headache still there

The fastest waifu of no legs. It's been a while since I've typed that out.
Ah, that seems interesting.
I'm glad to still be here.
I've been doing pretty good myself. Despite an uneventful summer and things being pretty boring right now, I find myself to be in a good mood a lot of the time. Shiro's been treating me very nicely and keeping me happy and hopeful. School started, that's been pretty bleh for me, but I'll survive. Antidepressants started to work, and I'm pretty glad to say I'm not depressed anymore after a pretty rough span there.
I'm very sorry Emi, I catch you at a time when I have to leave. If I don't see you by the time I'm back, I hope you keep on keeping on. See ya around.

you are telling me you dont know what godd means?
you are such a newfag sachi

Ooh, sorry to hear that. Those are the worst.

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oh god i love meme

Mugs, our local master memer! Are your memes still as DANK as they used to be?

Non-smug Shinoa? I can't imagine that

Not a lot of work yet I suppose, classes have just started, right?

It's great to hear that Shiro. Keep it up, things will only get better from now on, you have a great future ahead of you, I'm sure.

Don't worry Shiro. I'll leave soon, I was just visiting, but I'm glad I got to see you.

I wish you the best from the bottom of my heart

I remember.

how can i help?

It's happening

And you're a elitist

a cute

Hey ho. What is up everyone?

oh yeah i forgot i had to retype shit, the pic if for shinoa

>godd
dog? aren't you the newfag believing in dogs

i got double trips last night

Hello Kirino

Lmao I don't care. I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired but the headaches is shitty though lol

But did you roll for me?

I dunno, I'm sure you remember super cute shinoa

It started about a month ago so yeah. Net this qt lol

nah i was joking im watching animu
go kick some urf ass
an*
you faggot, lurk more
i got that far i just wondered why i was tagged in it
who doesnt believe in dogs?

Woke up from nap, headache still there but eh. You?

I saw and replied lol

Wow and you drove out there for nothing.

since school has started for me, sadly i don't as much time to dedicate to looking for d a n k e m e m e s. i suppose i still have some relatively dank stuff though.

:thinking:

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Farm girl best girl

You get some real shit in life don't you when you go out of your way to make plans with people and get yourself to doing something when it's so hard for you and they can't even be fucked with putting a bit of effort in.

As seen I am not in a good mood

Aan?

r00d
I have been lurking
untill i saw this faggot called "tsunyun"

Geez, 6 jobs? That's nuts!

Why is your shinoa a nigger?

Galko... It's been a while since the last time we talked...

I'm sorry.

I'd love to know how things are going for you

You are goddamn right it is! What's up Kirino?

Of course I do! But smug is always a win!

You gonna ace that shit. Keep the smug in class. Show'em who's in charge there

Studies go first! But I must say, may mays get you women and fame. "Memer" is the new "sexy"

Howdy, Chef.
Did you saw that disgusting cripple in the thread?

It is.
Ew.

Again? Really?
God damn it, I'll have to check archieved.moe

oh him? he hasnt even been here for 4 months
dont be so fucking new
wait you do have 6 jobs?
im fairly sure this isnt a lyric

every time its an implied roll just like rolling for lewds or that guy rolling for all waifus
>shnigga by arbys tomo
wut?
and 6 jobs the hell you need that many for unless they're all part time
everyone, why would someone believe in a furry creature that is like a wolf or a fox but it bonds with you thats like a fairy tale

No need to apologize for anything.
I've been good.

chris flinn i know you're in this fucking thread wew lad so which fucking waifu is yours

what a faggot
he should off himself

Thank

Hey there Alice. Any luck on the Neko hunt?

:fire: :fire: :sunglasses: :fire :fire

Yes! It's going great! Just got back from a ride not too long ago, to see you back here is really great. What have you been up to?

I did. And said some words.

because i have one?
its hard to believe and i have no pics but i really have one
yea you are right
i believe he is gonna stream it tomorrow

>Studies come first!
i have definitely learned the error of my ways. last year at one point i had ~35 in science because i just said "fuck it" last year. THIS year i'm going to be smart and actually care.

:peanuts: :peanuts: :peanuts:

youtube.com/watch?v=roFdib5s3Is

I. Don't. Get. Tired

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Why not?

Gah! Smugs a best. We need the return of plenty of old faces

Fucking got you. And you do your part, okay? Isn't also pretty late over there?

Kek

It is! I swear!

Oh! So what are you rolling for?
>it's an old friend who made this for me from thread
It's lyrics I swear!

what

youtube.com/watch?v=roFdib5s3Is

good

love you bb

fuck bees

I'm actually tired now, I went to bed around 6am and woke up at noon lol

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT

you are taunting me right?
bully-san~
it physically hurts me to be mean to you

We haven't talked in a while. And it's at least partially my fault, I must apologize

Nice to hear it. Did anything interesting happen lately?

Hope you had fun! Where did you go?

I won't be back for long, this thread and maybe the next

I've tried to enjoy with summer as much as I could. Now it's time to get serious and do productive stuff, look for a job and such

>THIS year i'm going to be smart and actually care.
Write that down somewhere so you don't forget it. Read it every time you feel like being lazy. Memers don't fail classes!

Old faces returning? No thank you, I don't want to talk about "the old times" like an old man. Things change, and that's good

As I mentioned, I won't stay for long. It's currently 2:30 am here. Will go to bed soon

ehh, i think your delusional maybe its just a big cat with some mental disability

link to the stream i want to remind that guy that he doesn't deserve to be around

i, i'm not sure like i said i would take shinoa, but i feel you would discard me saying that
>it's an old friend who made this for me from thread
a person who makes digital images of niggers from physical cloth strings, impossible
They're not lyrics i know!

oh discount tsundere~chan
it hurts me that you have such a edgy waifu

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Aaron here and fuck chris flinns memes lol

It's mainly my fault.
Nothing interesting has really happened, I'm looking to get a new guitar sometime soon.

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