Ask a bong who moved states side and currently taking a bath anything

Ask a bong who moved states side and currently taking a bath anything.

Do women love your accent?

Yes, specially here in the southern states.

that's it im coming over

Excuse my ignorance but what is a bong? I'm a stoner, bongs are what I smoke from. Didn't know it meant anything else

>not taking a shower
I see you've brought your dirty habits along with you too.

I'll be waiting

Bong is a term to describe a brit

>>Doesn't rinse off after bathing
Stay mad burger

Shit, which state?

Tennessee

Could you pick a fucking worse state to move to.

I mean fuck. It's not even the fact that there's fucking nothing appealing about it, but why choose the one state that's the exact opposite of what you're used to?

Not the worst. He could've moved here to south Louisiana.

Because it's beautiful. The people are nice, most are college educated. I'm in Knoxville, about 30 minutes away from the Smoky Mountains.

what do you do?

Who is the biggest cunt in the UFC, and why is it Michael Bisping?

I am a master tech for a german car dealership.

why the move?

how does it feel to finally experience indoor plumbing and hot water?

Because I get paid $65/hr to plug a code reader into a car.

Fuck off, south louisiana is the shit. Have some pride in your heritage, user

Yoooo I'm a level III BMW tech in USA. What are my chances of getting a job at a dealer in a different English speaking country (after more training and say 8+ years of experience)? Bongland, south pacific bongland, leprechaun bongland, or America's hat

I also studied a few years of German, I could probably pick it up again. I've visited and it'd be cool to live there for a while.

Did you move here because the job market is far better for technicians than in Britain?

Why pink loofah? Gey.