Alright since OP was a faggot last thread, trips decide what I do. Can be anything. Trips because I'll actually deliver...

Alright since OP was a faggot last thread, trips decide what I do. Can be anything. Trips because I'll actually deliver. Just really bored

If you arent cut, cut off your foreskin. If you are cut, cut off your toe.

Inject your dick with coca cola

Rip off all toenails

Kill yourself

masturbate with the hottest hot sauce you can get

Call dominoes and order a none pizza with left beef

Fit a penny in your dickhole

Suck your own dick covered in siracha

Fuck your sister or daughter and post it

Put your dick in a glass of warm water.

Smile for me :)

shove a couple pencils in your urethra

Put your dick in a hotdog bun and cover it with salsa or mayonnaise

reroll

rereroll

quit Cred Forums foever

911 close enough
reroll

reroll

Show me a Mr. Skeltal meme spookier than mine

Triple threes say cover your dick in toothpaste

TOOTHPASTE

reroll

Roll

reroll

Eat your own shit.

Post below this should be done

Reroll

Rereroll

go to bed

roll

Cut off big toe, fry it up, and eat it

go to bed and get a good night sleep. Next morning start getting your life together

stuff paper up your ass

Rerereroll

Post your real address
Checkem.

Cover your dick in toothpaste you fucking fag

watch paul blart mall cop 10 times, then write a essay about how much you love it

show belly button then go to bed

Rererereroll

Rererereroll

...

Rerererereroll

Brush your teeth with your own cum

Eat your cum. Video tape it.

Rererererereroll

cover yourself in chocolate and mustard
if you don't have both then use the one you have
if you don't have enough to cover whole body then only dick
then put it in a bag of rice

Dick in toothpaste

Shoop?

Rerererererereroll

Tell your mom you wanna suck her titties. Post results.

Roll

Grab a sewing needle and pierce your dick

Eat shit

Reroll

Stick a bottle of hot sauce in your ass and do a barrel roll

Vote for Hillary Clinton

Ok op, only if trips appears... YOU MUST LICK YOUR OWN BALLS, AND SHOW US A PICTURE. THEN WE´LL MANAGE TO DO SOME PAINT SAFEPORN

go to craigslist and find the closest m2m connecton. get him to shove a zucchini up your ass

Kill yourself fag

roll

Rollin

roll

Several sharpies in pooper

reroll

Rerereroll.jpg

Fuck the first thing to your right

Reroll

Commit a mass shooting

put finger in butt, put finger in eye, proceed until pink eye occurs

Dude give a warning before posting shit like that. Jesus spooked the shit out of me, what is wrong with you?

Give me all of the money in your bank account, no questions asked.

Re-roll.

Cover your dick in toothpaste and jack off

Re-re-roll.

You should probably give info if you're gonna post that

commit a mass murder targeting only black people.

> implying he has money and doesn't live with his parents

Roll

Read Stoner by John Williams

Hammer a tack through your finger nail.

cut off nipple

Roll

Remove all eyelashes

Ask sister or mom for nudes

Rerool

just kill yourself

Drive around throwing random objects at people. If no car, run around doing the same.

rollin

rolling

Roll

Yeah ive been on fourchan for 14 years and thats the most fucked up scary shit ive seen

Pls

this

What if the question is what's ur account number dumbass

Rolling for this

Disheartening

Send your mother a very lewd sext.

Rub your belly and pat your head at the same time

THIS, ROLL

Rororoll

Roll

Come the fuck on reroll

This one

Prank call the FBI

So close yet so far

ffffuuuuuuuuu

Send this to someone you care about and do not explain

>I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.

Took this one a few hours ago. YW. Yes it was even better in person staring at her godly ass in those shorts.

Cut off your dick and mail it to a coworker, if NEET then fuck you, eat it.

Send a dick pic to everyone on your phone

get your mom to give you the succ

wear red lipstick, nipple clamps, and cat ears in the rest of your social media profile pics for the rest of your life

Hey that's a rough rider single action 22lr revolver! I got me one dems

Read Communist Manifesto

reroll

Post a pretty picture of your eyes

This but send it to everyone

Send your aunt a naughty sext

Roll

Rollllll

put your dick into a bean bag chair

Rolllll

buy Mein Kampf online

Face your greatest fear

Rol

I was so close

start a riot

eat your moms poon out

Moar roll

Go to the prom in whiteface

tell yourself that you are a beautiful person and deserve love

kill yourself

Do a barrel roll.

drill on peanur

Rollibg for this

pierce your ear with a steak knife

inject mountain dew into your pee hole

die

Roll

Get everything you ever wanted

eat a mayo and banana sandwhich

bathe in your own feces

go to subway and order a sub with everything on it. post pics

rererrerereroll

go stare into the sun for 2 minutes

rll

Reroll

Love someone

kys

Take a bath with the toaster

Kill satan

ask your mother how to masturbate

Clip your toe nails, sprinkle them on a cracker, drench in Tabasco sauce, then crumble them over your wide open eyeballs.

Roll

shave off all hair

Roll

never go on Cred Forums again

Free yourself of dubs/trips/quads post requests forever

try to widen your pisshole with a boxcutter

make a time capsule filled to the brim with pictures of you dressed as a smutty mlp

Capture any small insect and force it into urethra

trips get

have a wonderful day

Shave one eyebrow off

Post a pic of your drivers license. No censoring.

win the lottery

break your arm

Roll for this

ROll

Roll

go to bed

open fire on a BLM protest

eat something you really like

Brush your teeth for five minutes straight

Send dick pic to sister, post result

hotsauce inside anus

SHAVE OFF EYELASHES FAGGOT
EYELASHES NOT EYEBROWS

Pierce your nipples

Try to fuck your sister or your mom

Never browse Cred Forums ever again.
faggot.

masturbate with Vick's Vapor Rub.

Check em

Can of coke in the microwave

rol l

ask your dad if hes into anal

cut off your dick and make it into a hot dog and eat it

rollin

Jump into traffic.

Call your mom, tell her you love her.
Call your dad, tell him to fuck himself.

Rolling for this

clip off your left nip with nail clipper and pickle it

destroy your computer

Drink a liter of water in under a minute

HOLY SHIT YES

WINRAR

WINRAR

Lay your testicles on a counter and hit them about 3 times with a hammer.

Knew it Cred Forumsros

Staple your grundle

winrar

winrar
faggot

use your foreskin as a substitute for ham in a ham sandwich

halp us beat dank souls!

WINRAR

WINRAR

WINRAR

winrar

checked.

Win

do this post audio

Cmon OP.

Roll but if not sister closest female relative

worst trips ever

Deliver OP, don't be a fgt

Op here, fucking finally. Just figuring out how to record gimme 5 min

roll

fucking always, too late..,

BETTER DELIVERY FAST
THREAD IS DEAD SOON

what are you, fucking gay?

We expect you to say "I love you mom" in a sexual way.

Meme spouting cuntlord

Op will not deliver

on vocaro it goes!

yes

Sent from my PS2.

WINRAR

Si / des...fu, user.

Fun fact: the people who roll after the win are the real faggots

This fact was indeed fun, thx user

counting on you user

>bait

Bump

Eat shit

dem trips doe

Post your full name , house address, social security and credit card numbers

kys fgt

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Do nothing and change the requirement to dubs.

Reroll

after you my friend

Hurry up op

Do it, op.

OP will surely deliver.

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