What is there to do in Bakersfield CA?

Looks like a good night

Every time I go down union I don't see hookers anymore.

They travel up & down the state. When theyre here, theyre very abundant

who? Bakersfieldians?

whores and blow.

weed to come down.

Any bako Cred Forumstards wanna link up & share devious thoughts?

Nothing. Seriously.

No the hookers, they often travel up & down the state from city to city.

Go to the players club

youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY

bakos are faggots.

Kek, Lemme Guess.... In the Field?

Bako Cred Forumstard here. What do you want to share faggot?

Just left that town 3 hours ago

You're a faggot you faggot.

If you are into science stuff, you can dig out some fossil shark teeth for yourself: inyo.coffeecup.com/site/sb/sharkbonebed.html

when I was there I went to some kitties cat something strip club the girls were really good looking and they dance like pros. I went in halloween so lot of cosplaying

Ahh, my home town. This just became a comfy thread.

Exotic kitty

I never understood why people would bother living in California if you're not on the coast. Like, you have to deal with the high taxes and regulations and everything but then you have to live in the Inland Empire or Modesto or Fresno. Either move to LA or go to AZ.

Bako is full of lames, finding a fellow Cred Forumstard to share the stuff normies wouldnt. Nothing in particular, just be creative fag...

hmmm, hookers, meth, year old clothes, and shark teeth, what should I do ifrst?

Fresno has a similar COL to Phoenix......

All in a good days work in good ol bako

Stayed there earlier this year, at a hotel called the Padre. Surprisingly nice for the area. Had a decent bar & restaurant.

about as much to do as in Gilbert, Arizona

it can be summed up in one word. Tweak.

Exotic kitty

your mother

They're hiring, should I apply?

Getting baked, what else?

I don't think they hire faggots user.

Im a girl

Tits or gtfo.

why are you in Bakersfield?

You are not going to get laid faggot.

maybe not by her but already got some earlier today

leave

The weather in Arizona is shit. More to do in SoCal even if you live in the IE. Overall much better. The cops aren't fucking Nazi's.

Plan to move to L.A. or San Diego one day. Fuck being stuck in Arizona.

Be mexican

Meth

Both overrated cities. Unless you have a decent job, you'll be living with 3-4 roommates with no money to spend. OC, Ventura, and SB is where its at now

I would never live in the Central Valley. I'll stay in the IE until I move to L.A. or San Diego.

More and better paying jobs/opportunities. The rents in the IE aren't that bad, you get what you pay for in life.

drill oil,listen to california country and metal such as korn who are from there.

Those areas are nice, but there's much more to do in L.A. and San Diego. I'm saving up to buy a 2 or 3 bedroom condo one day, so I won't have to have roomates. Once my parents die in a few years I'll be getting a nice inheritance, which part of I'll use as a down payment.

drive down the very steep highway

push mosh to korn

with the way home prices here are going, it better be a seven figure inheritance

Not really. A decent condo can be had for 200-300k in a decent area.

Kek.. Anyone want to buy my house for 600k

Anyone want to meet up @ Camelot? I have a lot to show anyone who is willing.

Oildale reminds me of Trevors area from GTAV

Meth. Or, get fucked in your ass by spics and niggers.

Not much else though.

Where's the bakersfield nudes that's the better question

Also, home prices won't be this expensive forever. There are a few events which will drive down home prices in the coming years. The rise of the federal interest rate is just one. It's a seller's market because the interest rates are at an all time low, once they go up homes won't be bought and will come down in price. There's a lot of new housing developments in SoCal, too.

I just watched YT vids from oildale, looks like a fun place

Literally nothing

It is a fun place IF you have the right kind of person to show you around...which is me. Meet me at Camelot.

Meet up at The Mint? Who's down

Possibly. I like the Alley Cat better.

Me too. Steve is a good bartender, if he's still there. Mint typically has a more """"liberal"""" vibe, if you know what I mean. Any girls down? Down with bros too, though.

Isn't it like some white trash city

More brown trash than white trash actually.

Someone already mentioned the Mint but if you like country, Buck Owen's place. Great Sunday brunch and the history of the Bakersfield sound.

my brother died in a car crash a few weeks ago there.

Sweat.

Link to story? Was he a meth head?

Ghost hunting for this faggots dead brother.

Go somewhere other than Bakersfield?

I'm here for the night, I have a meeting tomorrow

no he wasn't but i'd rather not share details because Cred Forums will probably fuck up my family or some shit

>Shows the red light district of Bakersfield
>asks what there is to do in Bakersfield
dude...

That's the first pic that comes up when you google Bakersfield

They moved back a street. Just not on the main anymore. You can still see them near Jefferson.

Mint guy here, Crystal palace is fun, but I think the general consensus on this board would fit more into the downtown crowd style imo. Not to take away from the amazing country music background of the city

Go to the casino.

ghost hunting

>Anonymous 09/25/16(Sun)22:09:46 No.705420618 ▶
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>ghost hunting
yeah OP go look for my brother and tell him im sorry

You can't just leave...
youtu.be/AUJbNfy8geE

meth

That's because hookers is one of the few things to do in bakersfield.

Is she one of them?

that's a classic hooker ruse. i used to work vice and those sneaky tramps would do this all the time.

A couple months ago, I scattered my transmission all over highway 58 on the approach to Tehachapi pass.

I had to leave my car in Bakersfield for three days for a new transmission.

I rented a car and drove to Las Vegas.

Fuck Bakersfield.

or you could learn how to drive, dipshit. i've never done that to my car.

Tits of GTFO With timestamp.....

>or you could learn how to drive, dipshit. i've never done that to my car.

HURR DURR AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION GOES OUT BECAUSE CAN'T DRIVE

Fucking dirtbag retard cunt.

correct, learn how to drive and that won't happen.

This is legit

Source: My ex-wife, who's from that shithole town

>Fucking dirtbag retard cunt.
>correct

lol, retard.

this