Waifu claiming thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Xp8-hD6xdo8

still here

and

good night?

A man with taste right here.

Claimu!

cut me yuno

AYASE
MY BB
Its bad
fish
its been a while

If Noodle in Japanese is Men then I love Men

hi fish

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Elitism goes both ways

Miho claimed

Fastest waifu on no legs claimed

It's been a pleasure talking to you, you are still as awesome as usual and I love seeing that. Keep being wonderful people, I know your waifus would be proud of you

Time for me to leave. Have a great night/evening/whatever.

And remember: Eat healthy and exercise!

Discount Kirino

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You're still here after all these months, hi there. (Oh, and it's morning here, not night.)

FUCK WAIT UP

Take care.

You discriminate against popular posters because they make you feel inferior.

See you later Emi. Good luck man.

Elitism really hasn't changed, has it?

hello

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Slowly becoming more and more of a full no life each day
Mine has been good how about you?

How do i do that?

Artsy indeed!
How're you?
And doing nothing as always?
It is already helping, and I know it'll help in the future.
Until next time.
>getting huge you say?

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

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im not sure who this is some user usually wants me to say goodnight to them but yes im still here from forever ago
hope you are well

I need somebody to love me ;-;

Can you please say good morning?

I'VE MISSED YOU ALICE
>Ayase#4006
You know what to do, not taking no for an answer~

good good
せんりつ の たつまき loves you

Calamity-masu'd

Claiming Felix

Love you! :^)

>h a p p y

Hello smol one

I'm not young and hip like you kids and your eye-phones and mindcraft okay? Wew ever had thoughts of something like silent Hill or such?

DAMMIT MIMI

>akame
Hooray

You're from the psychology threads. Aren't you?

I'd say go ahead. I had shinoa user, alt-shinoa. What difference you would make? Besides the normal confusion
>can't leave a ride that never ends. Can you?
I kekd

Everyone's coming back!!! Aaaahhhhh!

Night

Same

youtube.com/watch?v=DClTg-2BNYI

Seija claimed

My favourite cutie

Worst kitty and trap
Ready for your bath~?

He he

of course good morning

not bad, slept alot
>you missed all the lewd the other night

thats not very clever, but blair is one fine piece of(insert clever something)

hey nep

then i own you i guess, i dont know, what do you think i should do?
>that other guy left though
you cocked

everyone is coming back because the spooky season is coming

hows it go my bro

I have missed you as well Ayase, I asked people to summon you to the thread and they didn't :(
Hello NepuNepu

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woo

Nooooo. If only i hadn't been so tired. I need to make up for it.

Toche

Those threads are my life!

Hey Hikage, doing good?
Btw, those weren't lewds, most of them were only wews.
Hiya Alice!
Hi mom!

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I am

what

Thank you, you're as sweet apple pie!

Yuuki!~
Ayase~
A Smugga ^^

Sorry I bailed last thread, Cred Forums was kill for me for a bit so I was playing Terraria.

What are those threads about?
How are you doing Nepu?

Get with the times gramps! I had some thoughts like that, but none that like truly scared me or anything. Lots of kind of odd customers though

Eru!~

still love that pic
strange saying but ok

It's a fish!

My potatoes

I'm not

Dammit mimi stop playing games!

Neve thought you'd get this far huh?
>he glitched
Oh
Oooh I can't wait for Halloween

Wut game?

I know i know. I remember going on it asking you what the thread was about. In sorry to hear what happened but you'll be safe here

Hey neppy!

A lot of old anons are coming back

It's fine. Thats understandable. How'd the game?

Alice helps you with life issues and gives you helpful advice! Alice is such a sweetheart!

That must not be the same threads I'm thinking of then. Or does Alice not appear in the OP picture?

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so do I
yes it is
oh

my mistake i forgot the lewdery maxed out at what we were doing

tuche

doing fine, anything happen recently

fish is food not friends

more like i wasn't prepared for it to be so quick i knew one day it would happen, but i thought i had enough time to prepar
>can't even unglitch
>what a loser
me to

?

Doing well I'd hope?

Yeah, diagnosis was not enough Sachi
It's getting better, still might need more though.

I'm here to stay

You asked what the threads were about, I gave you what I can recall from my awful memory.

Basically, the threads were based around "Alice" giving psychological advice to anons in "need" and it was a hug-box of sorts.

So we start a lewd thread next thread is what I'm hearing

Your ISP finally got the shit out of their heads and fixed your internet properly?

Meg, watching tv, can't complain.
Why are you such best mom, mom?
I can back this up, she's very chill every time I talk with her, I like her.
Nah, nothing new to report.

No! You see, back in my day...
How odd we talking about?

youtu.be/zLTZPK8HhFI

Stop being lewd!
>memes aside, that's adorable

Mmhmm. WhStrike have you been up to?

Oh kek. Do you still the time to think? Lol
>rip him
:(
Fuck dude. Its my 3rd fav holiday.You plan on doing anything that day?

Because I love you

What are you watching? Anything nice on tonight?

yes
what

>check lewd

How goes it? ^^
I'm sorry
>
It was fun, I helped some friends out.

QOTT: what are your 3 top holidays?
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
3. Halloween

ok?

>

Tou·ché/to͞oˈSHā/

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit by one's opponent.

league of course

You've got the wrong user, hun. I've only spoke to you in /waifu/.

1. Nebraska Cornhuskers Kickoff Game
2. Thanksgiving
I only care about those two.

1.Chirstmas
2.Thanksgiving
3.9/11

Halloween
Thanksgiving
4th july

But, it's been a few months, how've you been? I'm glad to see you're still around!

1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing

I hate holidays because it means I have to visit my family. I only like my grandparents so it's just a hellish experience.

I'd much rather just visit them randomly and call that a holiday instead

Lots of people coming in drunk/high/under the influence of some other substance, lots of people spending ludicrous amounts of money on lottery/tobacco/alcohol...you know, the usual.

Are we the same person, because those are my favorites too, except maybe New Years over Halloween.

Did you know the population is what we want information about, and the sample is the part of the population we get the information from?
>statistics is balls

Halloween
Fuck everything else

>Im the top DK
>Other DK is 110
Pathetic.

>Rory-sama claimed

Hanukkah
9/11
Dia de los sheckels

Hallowen and new year. I don't really care much about anything else.

ok, i don't see those threads when i check the catalog, they down now or just bad timing

i uh... but we need others to join

>can't complain
life sounds like its easy mode for you

>do you still the time to think
>do you still the time
>you still the time
>still the time
>...
i guess, i might make you do stuff for me
>please don't glitch away like him
i like it but im not sure what to do, might go to a friends, i don't know

touch/təCH/

come so close to (an object) as to be or come into contact with it.

someone who understands mei spy with my little eye a spic

Goodnight.

Thanks?

>Chanukah
Jews
>9/11
Jews
>Dia de los shekels
Day of the shekels

Okay the two words sound similar but mine makes more sense in context.

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Sleep nicely.

Nothing

DAMMIT MIMI WHY

With vidya?

Ok¿

I can't get into LoL

I'M SO SORRY IF WE TALKED A FEW MONTHS BEFORE! I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED! I've been well. Migraine sucks though. How are you?

One would assume those kind of people can be found in clubs

Oh my~
>I won't leave you
Not gonna scare kids? Cause I am

Night

You won't find any in the catalog. I haven't been able to find an Alice thread in a long while. It makes me sad.

night
me neither

You're not taking into account how shitty the average WoW player is

ok?

You know you like it dont lie.

I believe we can get a few to join in

Ah, sorry to hear that. I've been lonely, but well. Thanks for asking.

Fuck off mi liu

Actually, my life is a fucking mess, it's just that I stopped caring a long time ago, that's why I always sound so chill, I'm always relaxed.
Try tomorrow, she's supposed to have a psychology thread and a tea thread tomorrow, or so she said.
Mom, tell me a joke.

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Yep, and guess where they come to when they leave the club? That's right, to annoy me with their loudness and obnoxiousness.

>POMF

Ohhhh, so that's who this character is. Got this image from months ago, but never knew where she originated from.

Ah! Thank you so much, user! Do you have an estimated time?!

Good evening everyone

1 Halloween
2 Christmas
3 4th Of July.
Forgive me?
>
Statistics is weird.
>Luckily I only need to do basic algebra.
Yeah, I got them a bunch of good stuff in Terraria.
>I'm an unholy monster, I aced the Moonlord.

Oh I envy you. I had to go through calculus 2, and my god I wanted to just give up.

Good evening.

Ok but dont waste anymore potatoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=dBKQvCiczAw

But you're playing it!

?ko

That's fucking disgusting

I'll deal with it. I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired

What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs?

I'm curious on why
>

Goodnight

I should fear you
>

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The more you know

Good morning Shizu
>rattle
Hello

Told this girl I had a waifu.
Going to pick up a hefty gallon of bleach. Be right back

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What time is it for you right now? Also, the name is Neptune.
The human, wait, isn't this supposed to be a riddle?
Evening.

They need their gas, smokes, snacks, and more alcohol (only until I tell them they can't buy from me after midnight).

I might steal ryuko

ok????

The worst math class I took was Algebra, after that I took geometry and I breezed through that class in high school.
>I have to take this lame ass pre-algebra thing but its okay
>Its easy as hell.
Okay ^^
I accept this.
>Mfw they were sitting in awe as the Moonlord aggro'd me and came straight at me only to fall into my trap of summoned allies and bullets/missiles.
>I Knew No Mercy.
You What.

Hi Miho.
>
Hi Alice. How're you?

Not again.

I admire your tenacity deeply! I could never hold six jobs and still be mentally stable...

kek

>off by 1
Thinking about going to sleep soon-ish, how are you?

i have you now

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Fortunately this class is pretty straightforward so I shouldn't complain, but I'm just so done with math and college haha

NO YOU DONT

Alright, Neptune. The time here is currently 7:25 P.M. It's getting a bit late for me.

Aw fuck I forgot image.

and for far too long

Odds - Potato my Lex Prime
Evens - Level up my Miter

Only here to Suffer.

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I'm ok. Have to go do stuff though. I'll be back in like, half an hour if you're still around. Otherwise, have a good night.
See above.
>

Wew lad

Yes and no. The answer is a baby: they crawl on all four, cut an arm off and it'll squirm on two. Give it a crutch and it'll hobble in 3

Oh like this?
youtu.be/sPu841-sS8Y

Ok?¿?¿?¿

SPOOKED

It's a song actually lol

Are you into it?

Rip

I put down for now mon petite.

Uhh thanks

I'll probably still be around. See you soon

We friends right?

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Where is Akiko?

Apologies for not catching the reference. But in all seriousness, are you in employment or school?

Sure.

Math isn't hard for me, I'm just lazy when it comes to it.
>Except word problems like
X divided by 4 plus a number minus 3 multiplied by a number equals (Blah blah blah) and its worded so vaguely that you can't figure it out.
Spooked Solid :^]

Sleeping.

>happy

ok///????

Oh god, why would you even think about doing that?!
Oh, then the psychology thread should be around uuh, 4 pm and the tea thread should be somewhere around 6 pm.
This is my kind of humor, you sure know what I like, mom!

How smart is /waifu/?

Yep, exactly like that. Hilarious at first then frustrating when there's like a whole group of them.

That's what stats is, in a nutshell, and holy fuck it's awful. If it were straight computation I would have no problem, but wordy problems are so bad.

So whats good? ^^
Yeah, straight numbers into formulas is super easy, its just wordy problems that are difficult, its a pain.
>Mfw I can solve most problems that are formulated in about 10 seconds.

Oh

I'm in school and I work

No spooking the shinoa!

Oooooooookkkkkkkkkk?

The reason why it's funny cause it's not my baby

87

Holy fuck a whole group. I can imagine it being really annoying

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I honestly can't thank you enough, Neptune. By the way, are you in contact with Alice?