ITT we guess poorly explained videogames

Fallout 3

The dubs speak true.

Nopee.

atleast try to make it difficult, we all know that's the witcher.

>Shoot astronauts as an astronaut.

CAVE STORY NIGGA!

swapper?

Call of Duty: ghosts

TitanFall 2.

Winrar

rimworld?

You beat shit and solve puzzles with walking vegetables.

>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world

>Taste my big boner!
>actual quote from game

ez
it's OFF

Portal 2

Fight the government
Photography

shadows of the damned

Winrar

A winrar is you

>spawn in random world
>start surviving

>Dolls that come to life
>Disney edition

>HALT
>HALT
>HALT

>Mario party on steroids
>what the fuck is happening
>turns last 4 seconds

Correct.

I hated that part

no one has been able to get mine yet, shameless self bump.

>dude with dead gf
>fights buncha bosses and big boss at the end
>dies
>dude is now a baby

Minecraft?

that's a shitton of shitty games

Evolve?

>government issues
>religious references
>phrase used a lot turns out was big plot twist
>photography!

Could be many things.

Warioware?

nope.

I want to say bloodborne

Kinda like Bioshock Infinity. Pretty sure that's wrong though.

Shadow of the colossus

Dank souls?

>All you had to do...

>Make us whole, Isaac

wrong

>If ou turn the game off, a cat dies

nope
hint: anime Mario party

>frogs
>eggplants
>angry old men
>die a lot

>be security guard
>have to protect some bitch
>has a kid
>stolen
>bitch dies
>everyone blames me
>dufuqnigga.png
>get locked up
>some gey boi shows up
>my hand hurts
>maybe i jacked too much
>cis white men save me from jail
>leanr some shit from gey boi
>can fly n shit
>can freeze time n shit
>maybe not jacked to much
>no niggers in the game whatsoever
>feelsg00d.gif
>kill or not kill
>try not kill
>get kill
>fuck dat
>kill
>spy on girls bathing
>walk in non-chalantly
>she gets mad
>ask if i can join her
>says ye but rats turn her off
>fuck off
>gotta go save kid from earlier
>save kid
>betrayed by cis white men who saved me from jail
>gotta save kid again
>find guy who killed bitch
>kill
>find girl
>save
>the end
>no new game plus
>uninstall immediately

But in shadow of the colossus he unleashes a demon/god

nope!~
this guy got it, WinRar

2016 doom?

Bingo.

I'm thinking God of War or Shadow of the Coloseus.

too easy, Dishonored

Too descriptive
Too ez
>Dishonored.

oblivion

>goats
>sumo wrestling
>alternate dimension
>chicken lady

The incredible Tommy Vercetti adventures?

>You are born
>You do random shit while alive
>The world is your oyster
>You die
>Depending on your accomplishments people will rembember you in different ways or not at all

>you are a police officer
>you are basically fired on the first day
>you fell in love with a woman who dies(?) while leaving the city.

Persona 3? Wait MC becomes a door...

ill make it harder next time

will just type "kill people"

Daggerfall?

Stop right there! You're so close.

Radiation
Gun godz
Big dog
Mutations

Nope, one more try

Id watch the fuck outta this cartoon

Spelunky

Winrar

Nuclear throne?

Awesome. That game was the best. I always played female so I could run around topless and stare at my hot wood elf's tits.

ye

>Be me, caveman
>Look at sun, have urge to climb to sun
>Kill mammoths for tusks, make tower tp sun
>Have crippling narcolepsy, often gets me and my tribe killed

Yep

red exloading rocks
manlets with downy faces building shit, mining and fighting each other
buildings are like in rts
destructble terrain
2d

Niko Bellic and 150 ways how not to bowl with your brother?

Fish can roll

The Fall

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO ORDER ONE OF MY SQUAD MEMBERS TO DIE. THIS IS THE WORST SQUAD LEADER EVER.

>girl
>amnesia
>"why is this space cat following me"
>"I can fly???? I think????"
>Dimension travel
>purple bad guys or something
>military is fucking dumb
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>Still in a dream
>Betrayed
>Bad guy changes gun twice
>Don't shake hand

Roll can fish

Close

>CJ

Gods will be watching?

Dark Souls
You eat their souls.

Just follow the damn train!

>JI-OUST
>Medieval Man
>Minerals

>empty office
>narration
>what button do I press

>Annelidas with armaments fight other annelida with armaments
>Now in 3D

>Good guy sounds like a nerd even though he's supposed to be a cool spec ops soldier

>How the hell did that guy even see me over there

>This game is just a shitty Mass Effect ripoff.

What? Idk, Link to the Past?

Stanley parable

LA NOIRE?

> Mario party RPG
> AI Cheats hard
> devil dude helps out last place

Nope

Hint: it's not indie, it's a triple a game

why did i do that

The original bioshock.

Bioshock?

Winrar

What did it do user? I was curious but not dumb enough to try it myself.

>BibleThump

Dead space?

You enslave an alien race to do your bidding for economic gain.

>Someday you go through the rain
>Someday you feed on a tree frog
>the ordeal, the trial to survive
>for the day we see new light

Nuclear throne

dead space

Twilight princess?

>water witch girl
>shark boyfriend
>you fight dead people
>shark bf's older twin rapes you
>everyone dies
>kill yourself
>be a lil' bitch

Binding of Issac?

>play piano
>loli all of a sudden
>tree grows

Is it a single game? I mean, that scene was in like 4 different cods.

...

Rust?

>earthquake fucks everyone
>where the fuck is my wife
>approximately 14 bullets in whole game
It's obscure, I'll be shocked if anyone gets it

Hint 2: The game is practically broken, and includes a shitty 80s song in the intro

Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty

> 80's retro dodger
> Robot with tits
> Arcade machines

I think it was actually metal gear acid 2

>moonwalk into town with your buddy
>become detectives
>undead everywhere
>meet basically dobby from Harry potter
>sends you on journey to save the universe

Winrar!

post proof fam so I can laugh at you

You jest, but that game was the queens tits mate

No I change my mind it's revengence

There's no toilets so everyone just shits their pants and walks around like that.

>Be kid
>Burn shit

>hey I like smash bros and ping pong

You have bested me, sir. I have not an idea

Little inferno?

Probably wrong but Undertale?

Winrar

Only one hint for this one, which one of you played great game growing up?

>Nuke Deployed!

>Survival horror game
>Fart softly
>beat game once to get crown

Battlefield 4. I think I must be the only person in the world who played through the campaign.

No, i played bf4, and i completely get where ypu were coming from.
That was good though, vague enough to be hard, but specific enough to be solvable

>Triple Jump
>1996
>3D

since no ones trying anymore,
100% Orange Juice

>desert
>scarf

Wouldve added
>Fuck dice
>Fuck the loli
And then i wouldve gotten that

>You are a girl
>Can't go outside your room
>You can go outside only by dreaming
>Allowed to visit strange worlkds with strange characters

Don't starve

Supra Mayro 63

Yume nikki my nigga
Fuck i love that game

>night shift
>pizza
>best game evar
XD try to guess it lol

Winfag

>XD
>best game evar
Five Shit at Nigga's?

I just fucked up my thumb, wtf op

hotline miami?

>underground sharks
>VTOLS
>madness
>STAG

>based in Wild west
>Hunt Old gang
>Die
>Son kills killer

Ok
>Futuristic
>Sci-fi
>1st person shooter
>1998

>spend the whole game searching for blue titty bitch

>get to the end and she's evil, no blue titties for you :(

>Are you crying?
>Its the rain
>it stopped raining faggot
>oh and here's your gun back

>Be pink
>Cry on shit
>Kill mom
>Kill yourself
>Kill your dead body
>???

Five nights with a dildo up my ass cause im a raging fagdora wearing faggot who does faggy shit like make minecraft videos and fuck mlp characters and also im a huge disappointment to my father who fought in a couple wars

Communist Gay Battle of 1944?

Red dead redemption

>pre war
>son stolen from you
>go across boston Massachusetts

>build shit

>explore

>literally go to hell

>then go to space and defeat a dragon to "win" the game

Halo 5

You are a real idiot if you tried it without searching before. A friend told me about this shit and tried to troll me.

Yup.

Fallout new vegas is better and Bethesda ks super salty about that fact

The Binding of Isaac

Isaac

EVERYONE TRY THE PICTURE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

>fuckers stole my flag
>the fuck these are pants not my flag
>got my flag
>bugs stole all my flags
>what the fuck grandpa?

Saints Row: The Third

Minecraft

...

I'm joking I just broke my thumb

winrar

>Kidnap 15 year old popular girl at school
>Spend 2 weeks breaking her mentally anf physically
>If she lives for the 2 weeks she can decide to live there or kill me
>post pics of me raping her on japanese Cred Forums

Bingo

> Repeat everything as a question
> Battle between two types of matter
> One boss is illiterate
> !
> Everybody dies
> Just nuke the fucking place
> nvm jk LOL!

are u retarded

>Wake up in hospital
>Soldiers try to kill you
>Girl saves you
>Meet monsters
>Can't hurt monsters
>Gain superpowers
>Fight monsters
>Gain more superpowers
>Go to kill monster's boss
>Fail
>World gets nuked
>Save world anyways

Absolutely winrar

Metal.....gear?

> Masks
> War in Hawaii
> Thick Skin
> Grip needed
> Nuke

Beyond Good and Evil

You try to do hard stuff to get good shit but other people always screw it up.

>Hunters
>Old guy with scythe
>Stuck in a dream

Breakdown

I have too fuck

RIP.
AND.
TEAR.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

That was too fast for my liking, what gave it away?

My nigga

Mgs phantom pain

Tony Hawk pro skater 3

None of the characters are balanced correctly.

Bloodborne

Lisa

shattered horizon?

pikmin

>Fall through a pit cuz retard
>Fucking flower talking?
>Anyway anthro goat saves you

I think it's obvious.

It was repeat everything as a question
Also, im a hige mgs fan, clocked about 500hours in 1 3 and 4

Cave story

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Got it

Good fucking game mate, im surprised anyone besides me played it

One half grenade spam, one half "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!"

>annoying chick
>have to rescue her father
>flying cameras
>faulty teleports

Half life 3

WaW?

>In prison
>Emperor dies
>Find emperors son
>Kill demons

Undertale

gravity rush

Tiny and Big:Grandpa's Leftovers?

Oblivion

>be swat
>be autistic
>whole team autistic
>shoot civilians bcuz

Oblivion

Yes, guess it was too easy

Confirmed?

I had to google to see if that was a actual game. So nah.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Siege

Uncharted 3

Correct

>Mobile game
>Looking for crown
>Travel through giant place
>Takes all of 2 real hours
>Travel through city
>Takes 2 days
>Travel through cursed area
>"You have never been born"
>"You are dead"
>What the fuck?
Repeat

>I can't hear you
>I can't see you
>I can't hear you
>I can't see you

really?

Nope

Rirwan

Journey.

Different ps exclusive

>put blocks on buttons
>have superlegs to land from high altitudes
>robot tries to kill you

>gandhi has acquired nukes

Bullshit. That's exactly like every R6S game I've ever played.

jk, but... Crackdown?

>drivebys meet street racing
>Also a bit of mario cart thrown in

worms, wow

Win

>RIP AND TEAR

My nigga!

I've easily clocked over 1000 hours between them all. Currently playing them all again. Best 1 + 2 last week, skipped 3 for now and working on 4.

>mfw I can break space-time with a gun
>part1.jpg

>your shift is kinda lonely
>it's just an add-on

Correctamundo

Winrar, m8

Harder one
>>Flash game
>Wake up with nigger watching ya
>Cant move
>S-fucking-creamer
>Wake up in nigger/obscure-land
>Break the vicious cycle...
>8bit

Portal, easy

GOD DAMN IT I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

>RIP
>AND
>TEAR

>run around asylum
>oh shit, run
>push two switches and a button
>repeat

>Half naked men everywhere

>"I swear you guys I'm not gay, it's cool."

Fucking loved them all man. Wasnt a fan of 2 cause of raiden and his shit, but gameplay wise 2 was tits. Also, nothing beats farming guns in 4 til snake pukes on the battlefield

i guess it was pretty easy

I was gonna do Portal...

Rust?

DOOM

>buy milk
>kill terrorists
>kill army
>kill satan
>nuke town

Metro?
Playing that shit now

>glass shard
>machete
>chainsaw
>killing pig

Posted twice and no one has guessed right, so I'll do an easy one
>Traffic cone robot saves you
>Kill yetis attacking nearby village
>Floating city
>Big bad wears mask of his face

Postal 2

...

outlast

tunnel tale

You gone postal, mate?

Outlast?

Manhunt

Mancunt

Civilization, probably Civ II

> wake up in downtown weeaboo town
> Actually dead
> Have to play the same fucking game 3 times to not be dead
> Shitty friends
> One killed little sister
> Game loves fucking with you
> Actually really good story
> Maybe too much of hints but two screens
> Best game the company made in a while.

>be kirby
>oh shit stars are falling
>now i need to gather meth crystalks across 7 fucking planets

>Friend falls into pit of mysterious liquid
>Turns into talking rodent
>Old dude that can levitate

>be prisoner
>crazy monsters and shit
>run from guys with guns
>escape

>THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
>Tilda
>Take off their clothes
>Make them get tentacle fucked

binding of isaac

>you start playing game a friend sent you
>you move they move
>you dont move they dont move
>you try and kill them they try and kill you
>you attack yourself at the end

Winrar

>spin
>get fruit from boxes
>wood mask helps you kill autistic professor

Papers, Please ??

You enjoy all the killing, that's why!

I'm going for no kill this time though. Not having a silenced tranq sniper makes it hard not to be seen though.

Yes sir

Only best game ever

superhot

>INCREASE APM

I am alive

>Водка
>Чики брики и в дамки!
>Fallout for men

>you are the sun
>have to get powers from other gods bc this fucken kid released the devil
>devil has 8 heads
>kill him with paint

Donkey Kong

>huge russian
>revenge
>torture

Cheeki breeki?

>You Died
>You Died
>You died
>You Died
>You Died
>You died
>You Died
>You Died
>You died
>FUCK IT
>R1 R1 R1 R1

Metro

Donkey Kong

Half Life?

Dark Souls III

Flappybird

Donkey Kong

Crash Tag Team Racing, R1 takes the tnt off your bumper

>ur the guy
>turns out our not really the guy
>boobs

Masleenoo poimal GOTY?

Donkey Kong

Don't give up, skeleton

rarwin

No one got this yet?

Fucking Метро
Poor bourbon :^(

i made it too easy didn't i...

battletoads

>Choose one of 3 races
>Alienfags - Humanfags - Robotfags
>gather crystals and farts
>gud rts

>borring mirrors
>NE imba
>grubby
>moon

Hard mode:

>be in mob
>birthday
>shit hits fan, mob out to kill you
>possessed by deamon
>stab people with arm spike
>nigger kills your girl
>revenge.jpg
>go to hell and come back

Bioshock 2. Everyone says one. No. 2.

Would you kindly?

>4444
>4
>

Starcraft. Gathering farts, good one.

>Frozen
>Kill cockroaches
>Nukes

Warframe? Also chekd

>you are the sun
>have to get powers from other gods bc this fucken kid released the devil
>devil has 8 heads
>kill him with paint
Also
>you're a dog/god

WINRAR, it was LISA

Lets go!
>You're a girl
>kind of magician and slasher at the same time
>Your boyfriend has a long tongue
>You like lollipops
>BOSS: "FUCKING BITCH" (actual quotation from the game)