Well, Cred Forums. In two hours and 15 minutes, I will be 28. Found out today my fiancé got another woman pregnant...

Nah, gotta be time stamped. Themes the rules.

Only underage newfags trying to be newfags still follow the
>Tits or gtfo
Rule

This is true. I have a couple naked ish selfies I'll be dumping as a thank you for the convo.

Nvm k bye

Great start. A timestamp is required please. Im trying to be nice cause it is your birthday.

Welp. I'm drinking and dumping what I have on my phone. It's a take it or leave it. I may timestamp in a bit.

Or people who want to see tits. Too many faggots round here

His loss

Cunt I'm trying to be nice to the bitch. It is her fucking birthday...this rule is the oldest in the book. For fuck sake kill yourself

Show us your butt hole so we can complement you even more

>an oldfag tradition now means you're a newfag

?????

>Being this newfag

Should have lost a few pounds, would have prevented the whole problem.

It's really fucking hard to drink timestamp just so you k ow.

I don't have a butthole pic. Just a butt.

Happy birthday. Id cum on those tits if it is any consolation

what more you got

I'm 31. Wife's been fucking around on me for a while. We just celebrated 9 years of mariage. I'm not sure it's going to last.

Just wanted you to know that someone understands your pain. I'm so sorry for what you're going through. It's not easy.

I wish I could say something that would help, but I know nothing really does. Just know that someone sees you.

Probably.

That does mean a lot. We got together on my 21st birthday. It just...sucks.

That's why you don't marry young you idiot

Let me find them

Yeah, live and learn I guess. Thanks for the heads up. 9 years late though.

>fiancee
OP dodged a bullet. Best revenge now is to get shithoused, pick up another chick, dyke out for the next 11 hours, and then post HER tits.

pic mostly unrelated

I have less than I thought

I actually had a girl I dated for years before I met him. I promise you on my life I would love to do that right now. But her husband hates me.

gross

wouldputmyfacebetween/10

That's a long time. What are your plans going forward? Please tell me you're going to be sane and drop him hard and right away. This wouldn't be a suitable foundation for a lasting marriage.

Nice tits. I've been together with my girl since I was 12. I've been an ass and cheated on her with girls(no sex, just fooling around) and a guy(gay sex, what can I say).

All of that was before I was 18 and we're 24 now. She has tits like yours. The one thing I've learned? Shes a good person and I've been a dick. The other thing I've learned? All of my single friends are miserable. In and out of relationships with shit heads and skanks.

Don't become one of those people. If you're looking to do the single thing, do the single thing, but remember that men gain value as they age and women lose value. That means you probably ought to be hanging out and getting a look at the view. The singles scene sucks from what I hear.

Sorry guys. But I hate my body so this is all that I have on my phone.

Another one? Shit, you probably should've left after the first.

Oh god no ha ha. I already took what little belongings I had and I'm at my sisters.

I kek'd

Well I hear what you're saying. But he's 35. I don't know that he would mature any more past there.

Yo

No offense but you should hate it

come have fun and forget about all them life troubles. if ya got a laptop or computer it'd be best, but if you're on your phone use puffin browser
> icanhazchat. com/tog

Other advise? Find a hot young sixteen year old and fuck his brains out, then tell him about it.

Not saying he's going to mature. Saying don't get desperate but don't become the cat lady.

love your nipples. Put dude in the road.

?

Take new pics, share them, and the world will love you.

take more

Good call. You guys were living together? That's gonna be hard.

I'm glad to hear you have some support though. Sister sounds cool. Don't isolate or not tell people what'd going on to protect his reputation. He made his bed.

I have some of the text messages between wife and this other guy. Wanna see them? IDK if you think it might be fun.

None taken. I gained like 40 lbs with this douche. I've only just started going back to the gym and playing sports again. I'll be happy to post all kinds of nakedness once I get back into shape.

>Find a hot young sixteen year old and fuck his brains out, then tell him about it.
Protip from
Don't do that. For real. Just makes shit worse. Sounds like you're handling it well, and there are worse places to end up than Cred Forums

I have no intention of protecting him. I know the female, and she's known around our town for being easy. I haven't told anyone yet, but once I sober up I will. And yes! Text away. I wish I had texts between them, but appearently im a dumbass for respecting his privacy and not going through the phone.

I intend to

not bad. But honestly this sucks for you op, really. Just remember tho, you got a pussy and can find a better man. Im currently sacrificing myself to a family that doesnt care about or respect me. kids yell and scream, wife wont work and I just slave away. I get the pussy all I want but ive been fucking the same hole for 7 years now, its a bit stale. GL op.

Alright, have to fetch them. Stored away in Google for safe keeping.

kik?

No, that's a dick statement. I love body shaming, but there is no point in stating an objective opinion as fact.

That's mostly advice from my fetish of slightly older women on younger guys. Its a fetish I take from experience.

I like your hair too. It took me a while to notice it because I was looking at that ass.

>That disqualifies your statement entirely
Son, you haven't seen much of the world. All is forgiven. Go in peace.

I have two words of advice for you. Squatz and oatz.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.

I feel you. I've been mommy to his shitty little cut stain of a son. I did dodge a bullet. So tired of making fucking chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese to an xbox addicted ten year old shit. I swear to god he's going to turn into a chicken tendies good boy point earning faggot.

That felt amazing to get off of my chest to be honest. And I feel a ton better. I never got to say what I felt and I like it. I'm also insanely drunk so I may dip off soon. Thank you all for the talking. I would love to have a drink with almost everyone in the thread.

Thank you! I dye it auburn because I hate being blonde.

I've seen plenty. I've seen cats lit on fire, babies mutilated and eaten, black people beating their children. I've seen girls cry because consequences will never be the same. I've seen Islamist Radicals cut the head off of 12 men consecutively. I've seen HIV carrying sperm injected into the anus of a willing gay man.

Now tell me, before I go on, where else would you see all of that?

Alright, here's the one that broke everything open. We were watching Netflix and she fell asleep. I just had a feeling, and found these on her computer. I don't know why she saved them, weirdest fucking thing.

I started a 90 day squat challenge 4 days ago. I'm excited for results.

Spank the kid, make sure he turns out to be better than his dad. I know I would have benefited from a few whuppings in my day.

No, bang the kid, make a video, ??????

PROFIT

I never went through his phone. But I really wish at times I would have. Could have saved me so much fucking trouble.

Oh I see, you misunderstand. You may have seen that here, but those things don't happen here. This is a place were sometimes you can come and get support. That vs. several other places you could go to degrade yourself and try and forget about your problems in ways that could lead to real physical harm.

Kys

Couldn't. He'd freak the fuck out any time I breathed wrong at the kid. He did no wrong. Looking back, I should have left the first time he smashed my head into a wall. But that's something I can share at a later time.

Yeah, I don't have access to hers. I wouldn't have ever seen this if it weren't for her falling asleep while her PC was unlocked. Then I checked out FB and a bunch of other stuff. Shitstorm ensues.

this

I'm 29 in love with a girl who is probably cheating on me while she spends the next 4 years at University. But I'm still holding out hope like a dumbass that it will work out because she is the one.......I'm not a smart man.

well your fiancé has just been promoted from gay to bi. nice job op.

this

No shit, really? I'm glad to hear it, that's great! Make sure to log your progress each day and lift a little more every time.

When things aren't going so well, it feels good to look at your training log and tell yourself that at least something in your life is improving even if everything else seems to be falling apart around you. You're welcome to join a /fit/ feels thread anytime you want, user.

I'd get you pregnant OP. Happy birthday too princess.

It's hard finding out this way OP but look in the bright side, you didn't get pregnant with a cheating bastard. You're 28, go and enjoy the world.

You know, one other thing I can say that's helped me is journaling. I started an online journal, and I really find it helpful. You should at least think about it. Not all of what I say makes sense, but it gets the hurt out, and it's really interesting to go back and look at some of it.

Oh man. That sucks. Mine was short sweet and to the point. Happy early birthday, I got you a build a bear, ****** is pregnant and it's mine.

The really shitty thing is I was saving all the money I could do we could do ifv treatments. The money he was "saving" was going to this bitch. Got my hopes up for nothing. So I have to hope next guy has super sperm because I have ovary problems.

I may just do that. I love to cook so I tend to binge eat. But I think the best revenge is to look good. I used to be into weight lifting and volleyball before I met him. I just got back into it so hopefully the muscle is still there.

Well thank you

My seed is strong

Know what that's like too! Wife has PCOS. Our child was nothing short of a miracle; Drs. told wife she would need help if she were to get pregnant. Two years ago, we were trying again with the help of a fertility specialist, and Wife had an ectopic pregnancy. The surgery resulted in the loss of one tube. The scar tissue buildup on the other made it a non-viable path for eggs.

IVF is super expensive. What an asshole to be spending on her when you thought you were saving together. After I found everything out, I went back and looked at bills. I had been paying for dates between Wife and Fuck Face for months, and never knew. Shit sucks when you're trying hard and adulting for another person and they are just shitting all over you. I'm really sorry.

If it's German I'm in. Gotta keep the bloodline pure. Unless I'm a mutt somewhere down the line. Then, meh. Wouldn't matter. I'd love to be a mother.

Happy birthday. You're better off without him. Make 28 your best year.

Pervert douche from before here. You'll be fine, but remember to drink PLENTY of water. Five - Eight glasses or bottles a day. Maybe I should get another girl pregnant, might get my girlfriend to start exercising. Then she could get pregnant and I could start exercising myself.

I have to say dude, your obsession with OG military makes me think you're trying too hard. So get down and give me 20. Dollars. Give OP 20 dollars.

there's your silver lining

happy birthday bby

>I'd love to be a mother
OP is shitfaced. Press for nudes!

LOL, I just have a ton of shit from when I was in. When having a personal conversation, I pick some from a particular day and post a few with my posts. Both because I think it's fun, and so that I'm easily identifiable as the same person.

KEK, well spotted, friend.

Jesus that's terrible. I had cysts on my ovaries that were removed, but there's scarring or something. I had the surgery when I was 13-14. Details are fuzzy. I'll continue to save, and hopefully a good one comes along before I'm too old. I'm from a huge family, and it would kill me to not be able to have one or two. I did miscarry June of 15 which was a heartbreaker. That was without ifv, so maybe there's a chance.

Pussy

@op
crush up a light bulb and feed it to him

Yes! I'm relying on voice to text at this point.

lurk more

Yeah, I bet there would be. Have you seen a specialist since then? They have drugs that force ovulation, which PCOS (women with cysts traditionally are diagnosed with PCOS) prevents from happening properly. That's way cheaper than IVF for sure.

A reproductive specialist is your best bet, but there are a ton of new options these days, and from what I understand, they are becoming more reliable and more affordable. I'm sure you'll be able to have a kid someday soon.

And you see this as a bad thing? At least you know, would be far worse wasting your time with a guy cheating on you. Unless he was a millionaire or something, otherwise it's a good thing.

I feel the same way about my sex robot pictures.

Well. Op is about to pass out. So, for those that said I was gross. I am going to share a face pic and confirm to you that I am gross.

DON'T DO IT OP

user IS BEST

How bout a pussy pic

Nah. I won't mention names but he did play for michigan as a wolverine. Until an injury decommissioned him.

Okay. No face!

ok tumblr shill, get back to dyeing your hair

I just saved dat ass.

holy fuck, I seriously went as a robot for Halloween in like, '95, dressed exactly like that without the balloon. I bet I can find the picture, but OP is done, so I doubt the bread wouldn't go stale while I looked.

I wish I had more to give.

these are not mutually exclusive

also according to assuming you mean football there's a non-zero chance i've encountered this dude at some point

Night OP. Seriously, take care of yourself, and don't compromise with this asshole.

you should happy.lost a jerk

Cred Forums isnt your sekrit club house faggot

maybe you need to learn how to choose better men to have a relationship with.
>tfw you picked a chad

Here's the vid to prove my insanity is real.

youtube.com/watch?v=hlQe8IJvZss

Takes a second to get into.

I do mean football. He played for three years until he tore his shoulder apart.

Nice dubs. Too bad you're a newfag even when you're oldfagging. How's it feel being this old/new at the same time, like some sort of shitty paradox?

How often did he tear up that ass

if the whore is cheating on you. then why the fuck are you still there?

sweet jesus, that robot spooge. Wow.

I will. Thank you. I'll probably be back on tomorrow night apologizing for my rash behavior. But I may also be drunk tomorrow too. I've got a bunch of apple cider and moonshine I've been mixing.

Sex with animals.

checked

and it's a long story, with a kid involved. I'm trying to do what's best/right by my daughter. We'll see.

Well. Actual ass I'm still a virgin. And my sex drive is high. Like really high. He wanted it every two or three days and I wanted it three times a day if not more.

Wow, that sounds a decent way to cope. Please tell me you're a Southern girl? I have a few uncles that moonshine in their free time. Always wanted to get into it.

Cheaters gonna cheat OP. At least you found out before yall got married. Not aware on the whole situation but leave him and don't look back. It won't change and he won't change, but you have the ability to change. Take the step and say peace the fuck out. And be disrespectful about it like he disrespected you.. send him pics of you and another guy, or end it over a text message lol.

time for sharpie in pooper

Why? Scared?

...

You've never done anal? You could totes do an anal virgin thing. How long have you been surfing?

Depends on your idea of southern. I'm from southeastern Kentucky but I relocated to Ohio for some family that had become pretty sick.

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

Worst bait ever newfriend.

Nah. I've offered. He never took me up on it

Surfing? If you mean on /b I've been here since 2008ish

lol thats the beauty of user. If he's still the same chad then we've probably crossed paths at some point at the Brown Jug, and here i am trying to cajole nudes outof you. Serendipity's a bitch.

trips of truth.
if there's a kid i feel for you Cred Forumsro. stories like your's are why i thank god every day I have no kids.

Let's see that ass again

Yeah, I'd call that southern. Most of my hick relatives are West Virginia types, which I'm not proud to admit. I'm sure as a neighbor to them, you understand.

Anyway, I know you're off. Hope you sleep well. Sounds like you're going to.

Keep talking like this and I'll fall in love.

Only newfags care about being newfags

Cred Forumsrowsing doesn't make you cool or edgy
It's pretty much mainstream at this point

grow up kid

Most likely then. And if you have run into him chances are you've run into me.

Dude, you're the first person not to call me a fucking cuck when I talk about maybe staying. I know I am, by definition, but it just feels good to have someone say they understand it's complicated.

Seriously, thanks user.

>that picture

ey debbil doge

who are we with

I can show my face and make you fall out of love ha ha. That idea was already shot down.

Happy birthday. Treat yourself and move forward

Do it anyway! FIGHT THE POWER!

Show your pussy

Yeah my moms side is wv. Dads side is ky. I know the feel.

And with that. Yes, I am off for the night.

I won't show the face, but I will share my snapchat.

Patatopadildo. I believe. Hopefully I'm not so drunk I fuck it up. Love you guys. Hopefully op was not a fag in your eyes. You have made my birthday the best in years.

Fires in Southern California while we were on a field OP. Sky was all burnt orange. Medical personal were handing out masks like a bunch of pussies. It was a fun day. Oh, Camp Pendleton.

Liked what I've seen so far. Plus three times a day and anal willing? Win.

>birthday on Cred Forums
>Best in years

I'm so sorry for your life. Wish I had snapchat. Maybe in a different life.

Hopefully you don't mind the puffy face.

I have those sheets

You're all chaf. Go back to tumblr.

It's okay. Fights and bullshit always happen on my birthday. Every other day is cool. But it goes to shit on the bday. Night.

Are you fucking serous right now!?

you need to be more confident/10.

I fail to see why your upset? Because your fiance is a fertile stud? And he got another girl pregnant before you?

I was trying to save you face. Now Cred Forums has to find your fb, all por que de esta.

Annnnnnd found your youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=sh6SNhY7hak

Married father of three here
It's he good to you
It's she still pregnant?
What's your deal

Night Ashley. Sleep well.

It didn't make me fall out of love. Lovely indeed.

Is okay. My Facebook is boring as fuck. Idk if I have that pic on there.

while I'm sad there's no nudity going on here, you really undersold this one. I would gladly jizz on that face.

It isnt the kids fault, though if she fucks up badly enough that you can grab custody you totally should divest yourself of your wife.
>no wife means happy life

Awww yeah. I forgot about those guys. Hopefully it's not irritating.

Damn, you're actually bretty hot, especially for 28

After you're done with your pity party, find someone better. It shouldn't be hard, especially if you're being honest about your sex drive.

>the best revenge is a life well lived

You don't deserve this.

your a solid 6.5 now. Lose the 40 lbs and you will be a qt.3.14
>hell i would take you right now and tell my buddies.

Night

At this point I totally agree. NC is no fault though, so the affair wouldn't make a difference. And I'm afraid the courts would side with the whore, as they usually do. I'm talking to lawyers, we'll see what they think my odds are.

goodnight you twisted psychopath

Subbed and liked

Kujo can't run on his wheel because he's too long. Get him a larger wheel and he'll be gtg.

This isn't over. I'm leet haxxor and I will find your qt 3.14 gf and make her mine.

Kujo died two years ago. He used to have a bigger wheel until his constant peeing rusted it out. It's like he only peed on the wheel. But he lived to be 3. And I miss him.

We all miss him. Tell us more stories of the bird.

Also, Jason's a dick head.

hey man i lost mine of 3 years just 2 weeks ago. found out shes dating the person she cheated on me with

Nandu? He was my baby. I had him 21 years. He did everything with me. Followed me around like a cat. Helped raise the babies. Showered with me. He slept on a perch next to my bed. He died on my birthday last year, sixty months before his 22nd birthday. I loved that bird more than my fiancé. He was like my child.

Oh. Six. Not sixty.

>Would stay up late with you watching old disney/pixar movies and drinking and going full nostalgia over how great being a 90's kid is and then turn you into a mother/10

The retard will learn the error of his ways. Press on, be strong, don't ever believe a single thing he says from this point forward.

Do those squats. Take away the adipose building up and add some more confidence to that slack face you're making, and you'll turn some heads.

Dude. Not cool. Disney and Pixar sucks, what the fuck are you doing on MY Cred Forums I FUCKING OWN THIS SHIT

I love you miss dubs

I had a dog who was the same for me He died a few days before his 14th birthday (heart attack while chasing after his ball) it still rips me up.
>tfw one minute your playing fetch in the backyard the next giving your dog cpr while rushing to the vet.

FITE ME FGGT DISNEY AND PIXAR MOVIES WERE THE SHIT BECAUSE THEY HAD RIDICULOUS ANIMATION BUDGETS AND MOVIES USED TO BE GOOD BECAUSE THEY WERE BASED ON STORY AND NOT JUST BEING SHITTY COMEDY OR HORROR MASHUPS

Forreal tho, do you not like the older disney/pixar movies? They were bomb as fuck

I'm a 24 yr old male. I hate Disney. Its for women and aspies. My life rocks w/o nostalgia.

I lost my gf yesterday op
Nothing can take the pain away but i suppose time will do
Please be strong
By the way you are cute

I lost your gf too.
Stay strong, she was a good quick fuck.

Good for you. So this was all just affirmation for you then? Because no one had asked you for your opinion on disney or nostalgia, yet here you are. Fagging up the thread.

Holy shit I've never seen someone deliver

>fagging up the thread
>watches pixar

Newfag detected

Stay the fuck off the chan faggot

Cual chan? Esta de aqui? No no senior, pero deberías.

You should get back at him and get another woman pregnant too.

I have a badass spider living against my wall/shower curtain. He killed and fed off the spider that was living there before. Seriously, the old spiders body is still there. I just found a mosquito eater on my wall and through him into this new spiders web. I'm watching the new spider feed and grow stronger right now. Am I a freak?