Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES: General: 1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped. 2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP. 3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully. 4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP. 5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count) 6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters: 1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders). 2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them. 3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively. 4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting: 1. Only counts arabic numerals. 2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count. 3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits. 4. Pictures do not count. 5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages. 6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content. 7. Fractions do not count. 8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread three!
Carter Roberts
Witness me bitch bois
Charles Sanders
DEMON GREAT MACHETE
Joseph Davis
get
Parker Wood
i got this
Benjamin Lopez
go !
Christopher Cruz
Fuck niggers
Dominic Wright
unbelievable get team, too bad it didnt count
Zachary Rodriguez
Ascension!
Michael Morris
rol
Alexander Kelly
bullshit, we just did this!
Chase Lopez
456
Dylan Morris
OP is a faget for not accepting that trios :"
Easton Butler
get
Isaac Nguyen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Logan Wright
We were late...it sucks...now get rolling
Cooper Jones
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jayden Torres
rules are roolz
Jaxson Nguyen
567
Andrew Powell
234 pls
Daniel Gonzalez
We just got trios u cheeky cunt
Grayson Ortiz
Someone got it in the old thread right after the switch post, sucks so hard
Juan Long
I agree with pepe here
Joseph Ramirez
.
Anthony Anderson
get
Ayden Adams
678
Landon Sullivan
...
Charles Roberts
678 dead
Logan Johnson
ground cuntroll to senor guam
Grayson Powell
:^)
Eli Moore
HE DID IT AGAIN
Thomas Green
damsunn
Joshua Morris
SUCK IT DEMON
Austin Kelly
Dayummm.
Logan Jenkins
O_O
Nicholas Sanders
Yeayeauayeayea! Praisin ain,t easy
Lincoln Hughes
AW YEAH NIGGERS
James Moore
shIT ON EM
Jayden Sullivan
Winrar
Jackson Martin
ma google gotta leave ebic bread :(
good luck team, you got dis
Brayden Peterson
holy fucking shit he's coming back from the grave
Lucas Lee
yeah ...
William Roberts
...
Nicholas Perry
Got!
Onto the next boss!
Luke Johnson
2 off L:
Michael Ward
Go go go go go go go
Xavier Lee
Hammers make holes????!!!! Kek
Asher Morgan
that's a lot of rolls
Tyler Carter
This boss trippin
Samuel Cox
NOT A COMFY BED
Jonathan Sullivan
ez pz bb
Matthew Ortiz
dude.
the flavor on these match the boss so well
i'm fucking impressed
Samuel Wood
got this
Angel Bennett
>bed of chaos >comfy pick one
Camden Richardson
Lets keep it fucking going niggers
Josiah Bennett
trips?!!
Joseph Hall
Bed of comfy!
Sebastian Lee
trips
Parker Smith
poo
Matthew Rodriguez
:^ ]
Jeremiah Lee
how many ?
Ryder Garcia
...
Logan Morgan
Here I go
Andrew Cook
333 get
Kayden Jenkins
I knew this was gonna be a bitch like the real bed.
We got this though!
Isaac Adams
10:00 trips
Anthony Campbell
it's getting ridiculous here i love it
Owen Baker
SNAAAAAKE
Christian Rodriguez
Trips herr
Zachary Walker
ROLL
Adrian Gray
Oooo
Caleb Wood
So close
Hunter Long
No step on snek
David Young
444
Angel Gray
roll
Leo Nguyen
444
Chase Martin
>you had one job
Ian Gray
FINISH HER!
Parker Walker
EXPUNGE HER
Michael Rivera
I hate this level
Luis Bennett
fuck me, this will get unpossible soon
Wyatt Adams
RAPE HER!
Parker Russell
Kick her in the balls
Eli Brooks
kill !
Mason Martin
...
Sebastian Edwards
>dark souls >level
Josiah Lee
EXTERMINATE HER!
Juan Bell
help us Satan
Christopher Roberts
is she died?
Cooper Wood
2 off
Colton Perry
WHERE'S EVERYONE GONE
Kayden Cooper
Two horns short of a pitchfork.... U has a spear
Charles Bell
777777
Thomas Gonzalez
...
Henry Cox
Ugh keep rolling boys
Caleb Torres
roll
Jacob Cooper
D:
Alexander Sanders
888
Carter Jones
Yup yup yup. Trips yups
Wyatt Flores
...
Carson Gutierrez
Quads
Nathan Gutierrez
999
Juan Wood
We can do it
Jonathan Campbell
Im on quad 9
Joshua Gonzalez
B
Nathaniel Powell
Ueuwwuuqi11
Adam Ramirez
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, even in the actual game this boss was a pain in the ass!
Elijah James
It's usual for people to drop out as it gets harder.
It's the reason no one has beaten the game yet.
Colton Barnes
We are worms!!
Parker Allen
go
Jason Ramirez
check em
Isaiah Harris
BED OF CHAOS CONFIRMED HARDEST BOSS
Charles Thomas
...
Grayson Myers
Shite
John Baker
WE CAN DO THIS BOYS!
Nathaniel Morales
cmon
Landon Foster
BED OF THE DECEASED
Cooper Hill
222
Nathan King
I,d laugh my ass off if solaire was the final boss
Cooper Butler
get
Levi Mitchell
Get
Owen Carter
...
Christian Moore
vote quimby
Julian Miller
Fucking fuck lost izalith and it's stupid fucking boss
Cameron Robinson
triiips
Jaxon Morgan
Dayum
James Murphy
Who's the last boss, and is it all the damn bosses?
Kayden Bailey
ey b0ss, fuck u man
Jose Diaz
Got you fam
Wyatt Lewis
Where are all your trips now, champions?
Has Gwyndolin forsaken you?
Grayson Peterson
This isn,t megaman
Joshua Morris
Pls
Thomas Gutierrez
Come on fkrs!!
Jayden Thompson
Tony Danza
Austin Robinson
Gwyn is the last boss, of course. :) I've had one group make it to Gwyn, but they didn't beat him.
William Ross
WE LOST A LOT OF TRIPS ON THE WAY HERE! WASTED TOO MANY! BUT. WE. SHALL. PREVAIL!
Jeremiah Phillips
You retard. I meant app the bosses in the game, because there are a lot of them left.
Isaiah Sullivan
rolipoli nigga
Anthony Robinson
TREEPS!
Austin Wilson
If we can't do this how are we gonna get 4 kings
Carson Sanchez
AHHHHHHHHHH
Ayden Jackson
I made it to my bloodstain!
Camden Powell
a
Cooper Howard
You guys can all choose to Skip, if you want to use your only one... :)
Blake Martin
.
Noah Flores
Is that your cute dog?
Tyler Campbell
BASED HAZEL
Ethan Howard
HAIL SATAN!
Gabriel Green
Her name was Hazel.
Xavier Nguyen
No skipping this is ez
Lucas Thompson
FUFK YOU BED
Nathaniel Long
No it's just a shit boss who's fucked up the meme magic because it's so shitty that it's shit transferred into this game reeeeeeeeee
Austin Collins
Quit advertising your shitty thread in other threads, retard
Adam Johnson
There's one!!
Leo Mitchell
THAT'S JUST THE KINDA DETERMINATION WE NEED SON!
Aiden Jenkins
There's one set!
Blake Allen
No skip! No mercy we just need one more trip!
Leo Bell
no skip, kill the slut!
Isaac Adams
777
Ryan Garcia
Wait did hazel rip? and roll
Connor Bailey
NICE
Henry Cook
ONLY DUBS REMAIN
Robert Sanders
YES! YYEEEEEEEES!
Henry Jones
Skip
Ethan Allen
PRAISE THE SUN!
Aiden Jenkins
I GOT THE POWER
Jacob Rogers
yeah !
Joseph Bailey
now we need dubz
Cameron Turner
ONE DOWN
Dylan Morris
There's one!!And another!!
Carson Martinez
DOOBS!
Ethan Ward
Nobody said praisin was easy
Alexander Powell
Rollio
Jacob Morgan
DUN
Caleb Williams
Fuck you you nigger bug! DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEIDE
Benjamin Davis
WE DID IT
Isaiah Miller
Wait holy shit based hazel satan trips, thats my first trips ever.
Xavier Robinson
Rollio 2.0
Kevin Smith
get
Ian Davis
THERE IT IS HA FUCK YOU BOC
Dylan Carter
bop
Logan Russell
...
Liam Sullivan
That flows well
Jeremiah Lee
got it !
Asher James
One path clear!
Second path clear!
You dash up the middle, to the core...
And you destroy the little fucker!
Then one of you walks in and starts attacking the boss for no reason.
Time to move on!
Oh shit, we've been stuck here too long! We've been invaded!
Nolan Martinez
OP who is next on our shitlist?
Parker Johnson
Well?
Isaiah Harris
BEGONE SPIRIT!
Kevin Morris
Stupid phantom
Jayden Moore
DUBS GET!
Evan Powell
fuck off, bestoc spammer
Adam Barnes
Take this
Elijah Martin
Kill the faggot!
Michael Morris
...
Jonathan Ortiz
outta here dum-e
Nicholas Cox
How many ?
Dylan Anderson
Parried
Elijah Hall
How bout double dubs op?
Nathaniel Johnson
Pft fuck that invading piece of shit
Jacob Hall
Stupid dead phantom
Jaxon Parker
That was easy.
Time for the third optional boss!
There's one more optional boss left, but we haven't met the requirements for it yet.
Juan Bailey
WITNESS ME
Colton Bennett
Teach this fucker to git gud
Easton Butler
>rull dubs? Kek
Anthony Jones
kill it !
Hunter Gomez
WE SHALL KILL IT WITH HASTE
Chase Hernandez
abra cadabra
Lucas Parker
Casts "stop time"
Hudson Jenkins
get
Parker Morris
Is this as far as people have gotten?
Chase Murphy
5 sets? No problemo
Elijah Anderson
Dub a dub a dub
Blake Clark
TIME FOR DUBS BOYS! WE CAN FINISH THIS!
Nathaniel Sullivan
Rull
Tyler Jones
Fuck your gay ass bow shit gwyndolin
Kayden Russell
Does that count as dub ?
Juan Campbell
DO WE NEED TO PRAISE SOME MORE
Gabriel Carter
GIVE EM A STONE COLD STUNNER
Zachary Hill
Rull
Michael Ross
Uppercut
Liam Ortiz
...
Jaxson Garcia
This is pretty cool, you should do a ds2 one or the dlc once this is finished.
Kayden Flores
...
Charles Hernandez
No newfaggot.
Isaiah Martinez
Close, but not quite...!
Keep trying. You'll definitely want the fourth optional boss's blessing.