Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun...

Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.

RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!

Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.

Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.


There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.

Thread three!

Witness me bitch bois

DEMON GREAT MACHETE

get

i got this

go !

Fuck niggers

unbelievable get team, too bad it didnt count

Ascension!

rol

bullshit, we just did this!

456

OP is a faget for not accepting that trios :"

get

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

We were late...it sucks...now get rolling

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rules are roolz

567

234 pls

We just got trios u cheeky cunt

Someone got it in the old thread right after the switch post, sucks so hard

I agree with pepe here

.

get

678

...

678 dead

ground cuntroll to senor guam

:^)

HE DID IT AGAIN

damsunn

SUCK IT DEMON

Dayummm.

O_O

Yeayeauayeayea!
Praisin ain,t easy

AW YEAH NIGGERS

shIT ON EM

Winrar

ma google
gotta leave ebic bread :(

good luck team, you got dis

holy fucking shit
he's coming back from the grave

yeah ...

...

Got!

Onto the next boss!

2 off L:

Go go go go go go go

Hammers make holes????!!!!
Kek

that's a lot of rolls

This boss trippin

NOT A COMFY BED

ez pz bb

dude.

the flavor on these match the boss so well

i'm fucking impressed

got this

>bed of chaos
>comfy
pick one

Lets keep it fucking going niggers

trips?!!

Bed of comfy!

trips

poo

:^ ]

how many ?

...

Here I go

333 get

I knew this was gonna be a bitch like the real bed.

We got this though!

10:00 trips

it's getting ridiculous here
i love it

SNAAAAAKE

Trips herr

ROLL

Oooo

So close

No step on snek

444

roll

444

>you had one job

FINISH HER!

EXPUNGE HER

I hate this level

fuck me, this will get unpossible soon

RAPE HER!

Kick her in the balls

kill !

...

>dark souls
>level

EXTERMINATE HER!

help us Satan

is she died?

2 off

WHERE'S EVERYONE GONE

Two horns short of a pitchfork....
U has a spear

777777

...

Ugh keep rolling boys

roll

D:

888

Yup yup yup. Trips yups

...

Quads

999

We can do it

Im on quad 9

B

Ueuwwuuqi11

Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, even in the actual game this boss was a pain in the ass!

It's usual for people to drop out as it gets harder.

It's the reason no one has beaten the game yet.

We are worms!!

go

check em

BED OF CHAOS CONFIRMED HARDEST BOSS

...

Shite

WE CAN DO THIS BOYS!

cmon

BED OF THE DECEASED

222

I,d laugh my ass off if solaire was the final boss

get

Get

...

vote quimby

Fucking fuck lost izalith and it's stupid fucking boss

triiips

Dayum

Who's the last boss, and is it all the damn bosses?

ey b0ss, fuck u man

Got you fam

Where are all your trips now, champions?

Has Gwyndolin forsaken you?

This isn,t megaman

Pls

Come on fkrs!!

Tony Danza

Gwyn is the last boss, of course. :)
I've had one group make it to Gwyn, but they didn't beat him.

WE LOST A LOT OF TRIPS ON THE WAY HERE! WASTED TOO MANY! BUT. WE. SHALL. PREVAIL!

You retard. I meant app the bosses in the game, because there are a lot of them left.

rolipoli nigga

TREEPS!

If we can't do this how are we gonna get 4 kings

AHHHHHHHHHH

I made it to my bloodstain!

a

You guys can all choose to Skip, if you want to use your only one... :)

.

Is that your cute dog?

BASED HAZEL

HAIL SATAN!

Her name was Hazel.

No skipping this is ez

FUFK YOU BED

No it's just a shit boss who's fucked up the meme magic because it's so shitty that it's shit transferred into this game reeeeeeeeee

Quit advertising your shitty thread in other threads, retard

There's one!!

THAT'S JUST THE KINDA DETERMINATION WE NEED SON!

There's one set!

No skip! No mercy we just need one more trip!

no skip, kill the slut!

777

Wait did hazel rip? and roll

NICE

ONLY DUBS REMAIN

YES! YYEEEEEEEES!

Skip

PRAISE THE SUN!

I GOT THE POWER

yeah !

now we need dubz

ONE DOWN

There's one!!And another!!

DOOBS!

Nobody said praisin was easy

Rollio

DUN

Fuck you you nigger bug! DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEIDE

WE DID IT

Wait holy shit based hazel satan trips, thats my first trips ever.

Rollio 2.0

get

THERE IT IS HA FUCK YOU BOC

bop

...

That flows well

got it !

One path clear!

Second path clear!

You dash up the middle, to the core...

And you destroy the little fucker!

Then one of you walks in and starts attacking the boss for no reason.

Time to move on!

Oh shit, we've been stuck here too long! We've been invaded!

OP who is next on our shitlist?

Well?

BEGONE SPIRIT!

Stupid phantom

DUBS GET!

fuck off, bestoc spammer

Take this

Kill the faggot!

...

outta here dum-e

How many ?

Parried

How bout double dubs op?

Pft fuck that invading piece of shit

Stupid dead phantom

That was easy.

Time for the third optional boss!

There's one more optional boss left, but we haven't met the requirements for it yet.

WITNESS ME

Teach this fucker to git gud

>rull dubs?
Kek

kill it !

WE SHALL KILL IT WITH HASTE

abra cadabra

Casts "stop time"

get

Is this as far as people have gotten?

5 sets? No problemo

Dub a dub a dub

TIME FOR DUBS BOYS! WE CAN FINISH THIS!

Rull

Fuck your gay ass bow shit gwyndolin

Does that count as dub ?

DO WE NEED TO PRAISE SOME MORE

GIVE EM A STONE COLD STUNNER

Rull

Uppercut

...

This is pretty cool, you should do a ds2 one or the dlc once this is finished.

...

No newfaggot.

Close, but not quite...!

Keep trying. You'll definitely want the fourth optional boss's blessing.

One down

Jab

Two down

Praise!

Left hook

three down

ok

THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO

Dank Rolls

Not dubs you fucking cretin.

PRAISE THE KEK!

Uh huh

get

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