What is the yellow abomination's fate?

Don't hurt the cute little ducky. Give it love and sew its arm back on.

What's this fucker's name?

It goes by the villanous moniker of Quackerton.

Woo woo woo woo woo, hey its joey from joeys world food review and im baaaaack

Sewing it up for you, user

What did he do to you op? Did he rape?

It spoke out against my regime.

Some fat googles kid fell in the toy box with him so he had to die

OH no! how could it! This motherfucking piece of SHIT!!

SHOW IT A FUCKING LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU PLEASE GAPE ITS FACE AND ASS PLEASE IN VIDEO FORMAT

If anyone is wondering where I got it, I recently cleaned out my parents's attic for them and found it.

microwave on high for 45 seconds

checked
now stick your dick in its ass you faggot

You are Yes?

ALSO CUM AND THEN BURN THIS SHIT

No, that's someone else I swear on fucking Lucifer

hEY Bby u wAN suM FuK?¿

I'm a different user. An user with more class.

You should do the nutella challenge bitch

Bound, he waits for his fate to be decided

DICK IN ASS

burn it bit by bit feather by feather this lilttle pupper

what not skull?

No lighter atm. Sorry.

NO, ASS.

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Blend with ice!

Make him become the next sonic plush, ya know the one that got fucked for 11 years

SHUT THE FUCK UP? WHAT THE WILL HAPPEN IF HE DID THAT? SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING IDEA, FUCKER

STORY plis

cum on its face

NOOOOOO, I had one that looks the same as a kid.

newfag detected

Really? If yes, did ever wear it?

put the whole thing up your ass

I'm sorry for being. what punishment will you choose for my ass?

burn

dick in ass

fuck it

poop on it

Ok well I was off by 11 years but here ya go

obviously you should engage in coitus with the stuffed duck

Cum on it OP

space program!

I will not do anything sexual with it.

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO JOEY

Well then burn it's little fuzzy beak off

tnaks but how can i repay you please?

Here choose only one flavour/ flavor

P.S. I took the gren aple one so yeah and share with other anons

just swallow it

Space program on its way. Getting balloons and fireworks right now. Keep thread alive.

Thanks, I'll take good ol' vanilla

kek

can you get me a pepsi or coke what ever please op?

Preparing for launch in t minus 10 minutes

FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF HERE WHAT THE FUCKING VANILLA? DISGUST JUST FUCK MAN

coulddn't you just go with someshit more exciting? :(

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what's with the new 404 youtub video?

Space program delayed, i need a driver's liscence ID to buy fireworks. Small delay in Cred Forums space program.

Is this more exciting for ya user?

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Fuck yes. But you can look closer beyond the fucking sprinkles and see that it's just the same fucking icecream fuckit can you go and add one more flavor to top it up. I'll be happy with that. Or you can tell me to FUCCK OFF. Because I am an obnoxious fucker like that. ye

Space program.

keepthreadaliveforliftoff

Don't know how i got this bowl but here now one of the vanilla scoops is putting on a black face show for all of us

Nice but bring back the cone and remove the generic choco give me some colour

ALL NIGGERS SHOULD be given food clothing and a roof over their heads

Dubs have spoken. Eat half of stuffing first though.

Fuck your family

FUCKING KEK

Fuck your family

WAS THIS FUCKING TOUGH? FFS.

Your family's a bitch

Hey fuck your family

Don't bring niggers into this.

I couldn't find a cone but let me check again

Yeah I don't wanna eat a fucking gay pride flag faggot

Put your cock in it

I agree, fuck 'em. I don't speak to them anyways.

WAY TOO FUCKING EARLIRY YOU FUCKING RETARD OP WNET OUT TO GET SOME (TRINKETS ) FOR SPACE LAUNCH ON THIS PISS COULORED PIECE OF FUCK

STUPID FUCK

:( How can we help you regain family bonds, sweet sad lovely user? I'm concerned for you.

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OP left us to get balloons like my dad left to get cigarettes when I was 9

No Fuck your family first

Give me his number son, I'll show that coward.

Is this better user?

Is this wild enough for you

I don't don't know if same person because if THEN THIS FUCKING TOOK YOU LONG FUCKING ENOUGH AND YOU EVEN GET THE FUCK BACK WITH EVEN GENERIC FUCKING FLAVORS SHIT MINT? CHOCOLATE? CHIP SHIT? FUCK. THE GAY PARADE ONE IS TOP SO FAR

Fuck your family

COULD WE JUST GET BACK TO THE FUCKING DUCK BULLSHIT? Please?

God Damn. It kind of is, but I don't know about you. That looks to me like a FUCKING POPDICK YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.

Satan, why is it hard to find what the fuck it is that you're looking for in this shithole? Try harder Anons! :(

How about these user

It is the same user and SORRY I LIKE MY FUCKING GENERIC FLAVORS......YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT, I'M GETTING A KLONDIKE BAR

What would you do for one though

You have to earn it

no fuck that shit movie

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Can I have one lick & 1 bite please?

No oreo is shit

Is this good?

Yes thank you, you're learning

This is better that oreoshit

Where op and the duck at

Went to get some baloons and firefucks and asked if you'd like something freom the store

Different user that's why but I did post popdick banana

I would earn it with my goodboy points mommy gives me every day

Depends, you got mouth aids?

that banana pinoy shit does look delicious

I brushed my teeth before i wnet to death adnafter I woke up up and away

and the other que is do YOU have aidz?

Do you have autism or are you just stupid

Someone call op please 000-0000-000

Why not both?

OP left us for dead because he hates us

OP died in a car crash on his way to get balloons

We finally gonna get this show on the road

Don't give up on him he might have gotten in a vehicular accident and or mugged by negro apes please have faith

It's all good, we are too different and it was getting to be too much of a burden. I dealt with too much bs from middle school until a few months ago and a 23 year old who has a family of his own and has established his own life shouldn't deal with that in a normal basis. If you're being genuine, than thank you for your concern though.

Holy fuck I readily do not understand what you just said so here just pick one from the box

*on a normal basis
I'm pretty drunk right now.

that made me feel warm, care for some grilled cheese and tomato soup?>

to be frank the reeses ones are my favorite

Can I have more alcohol with it?

Thank you very much for taking it easy on the tard

my life, pic related

How many dicks would you suck for a Klondike bar

Fagger

That image gets me every time, kek

how many are there

I went and chose a cinnamon alcoholic drink to keep it with the warm theme, but you can have what ever you would like bby

As many as you can handle before drowning in a tsunami of semen

duck thread is no longer duck thread

Ok, I prefer a grilled peanut butter with tomato soup though. Those are the shit.

HEY OP YOU READY WITH THAT DUCK YET

deal

Mommy gave me some extra good boy points so here's reeses one I can give ya

No problem, sometimes i just feel so bad ya know

Damn, that sound good. Nice taste of meals

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HEY! resees is shit

This isn't a duck thread no more its a ice cream/klondike bar thread now

I TOLD YOU ASS HE'S FUCKING OUT

Give us duck space program

Well thanks for the entertainment on this drunken, lonely, rainy night.

Second dubs have spoken.

Thanks dude!

THOSE TATER CHIPS MAN, I'm hungry

Fuck your family

Forhead

Thank you mister :( :)

Fivehead

hey friend, suck my cock will you please?

What do you mean after you didn't amputate anything

YES, PLEASE CUM IN ME, LET ME HAVE THESE DEFORMED INFANTS

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Why would Op completely reck their favorite nighttime snuggle buddy?

alright buddy, a/s/l?

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It's not for me, I like the original or oreo ones

You're welcome user

Nope

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCNA3p_Ug0

y'all niggers

BECAUSE FUCK YOU BBY

did i hear spiderman

YESSSSSSS

Spooder

Meh lame meme is lame

SPOOODER

STOREFRONT

Anybody got a taco

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Sorry bud, pal, will a burrito cut it, friend?

funnily enough I fuckin do, too bad I can't just stuff it into my screen and you'd have it

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A fucking burrito won't cut it you trash

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I'd fuck your family.

my parents are dead and cremated and I'm a single child would you fuck my family user?

Point me to the urns.

That's my fetish

I have that exact same doll in my parent's attic from when I was 12. Haha wow, nostalgia up the ass....

And a sharpie.

I wonder if my dad would actually mind someone fucking his ashes...

Star Wars is on TNT

Ours dubs give him no choice we'll doible team those ashes

Double

Welp shit guess I'll just have to give you two a call

wtf let it go dude this too far this actually makes me sick, how can a human being be this cruel.

Party time

Pouring his ashes in a couple of flesh lights so its a little more 'pleasing' for ya :)

Piss out my ass

Much thank

Duck in ass. Literally shove the whole duck up your own ass

is OP ever coming back?

OP died in a car crash on the way to get balloons