Youngest sexual experience thread?

Youngest sexual experience thread?

Sitting on couch watching TV during family reunion, uncle goes over to me, he says we should play a special game. Takes me outside behind shed, takes off shirt and reveals haor chest, takes Mt pants off and tells me to lean over, he sticks a branch up my butt, kinda felt good, like a reverse poop. He squeezed my peepee, hurt a little, then he put his big peepee in my mouth, tasted like salty garlic. Hot sour cheese came out his peepee and I swallowed it. He layedon the ground and peed on himself. I don't know what sexual means, I just posted because he kept saying "Oh you sexy fuck"

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None. Not even holding hands. This thread has potential though. Bumping.

Same, I hang out with girls alot but nothing has gotten anywhere yet

>Be 8 years old
>Mom and her best friend are co workers, she has a son the same age as me
>Had sleepovers alot
>Put to bed in separate beds in the same room
>We'd wait until the door is closed and play our gameboys for a bit before he would climb over into my bed
>Thought it would be fun to kiss each other, play with each other's dicks, i think we even both peed in a glass once and took turns sipping at it
>They eventually moved to the other side of the country

They were in town visiting family a couple years back (21 at the time), so my mom thought the four of us could meet up and go out for the day. He was insistent on having no memory of me, or ever sleeping over. My guess is that he remembers it all clearly and regrets it 1000000%

You gotta make the first move faggot

The problem is I am literally a cripple and girls don't wanna fuck a guy in a wheelchair

B-but the sjw propaganda told me otherwise ;_;

>raped violently by my father repeatedly over the course of summer vacation at his house
also the only sexual encounter I've ever had

>be 11
>just figured out what sex is
>does not quite get masturbation yet
>gets naked in the dark of my room
>thrusts at the air, thinking that i am masturbating

About 2 months later i found out how to properly masturbate and never stopped since.

sounds hot

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sounds hot. was not hot. bleeding and scabs and nightmares and panic attacks abound.

>be neighbours with a girl
>I'm about 8, she's 6
>hang out and do kid stuff
>come play in my room user
>typical girls room, barbie shit
>this is boring, no cars or toy guns
>look user
>she's ass butt naked from the waist down
>what the fuck what if your dad comes in
>look user, it's like there's a pea stuck in there
>my eyes are glued to her vagina, the "pea" was her clit
>she pulls her pants up and I drop chewing gum in her hair

Does getting molested count?

Boohoo, I'm mute and I still get laid. Although I'm fucked if she likes dirty talk.

Is that it?

This is my life

How old were you

>be me
>be turning 7
>invite friends over for birthday party
>its nighttime
>friend slips into my sleeping bag
>says we should touch each others dicks
>no clue why so go along with it
>starts sucking me off and tells me to do the same
>tell him it smells gross and I don't want to
>he stops and we never speak of it again

realized years later what happened.

...

Not unless you tell the story

That was it, her dad got super mad over the gum and had to cut it out of her hair. Went home and had turkey dinosaurs

>16
>with girlfriend, she's 16 too
>She's crazy horny so I decided to do a little something about it
>finger her
>it's going good
>first time for both of us
>I think she's about to climax
>bam
>her grandma walks in and immediately yells at me to get out
>jump up, grab keys, I left
>broke up with her 4 days later
That's about it

9

>be me 3
>at half aunts house (dads half sister)
>her 6
>"lets play a game"
>hop in bed, under covers.
> proceeds to take my pants off.
>stares at my three year old dick
pretty hung for 3
> she bats at it like a kitten playing with a toy
>doesn't show me hers... WTF.pdf

Thats my earliest memory.

>be 16
>have a sleep over a friends house
>girl and i sleep on perpendicular couches
>start cuddling
>start rubbing each other's chests
>get rock hard
>i get under her shirt and feel boobs for the first time
>she just caresses my chest and stomach
>blue ball rest of the night and it hurt a lot and had no idea why

learned in college 2 years later.. OHHHHHH

Indeterminate, 21 now

>be me
>8 years old
>playing games with 7 year old neighbor
>her sister comes over
>sister says the closet is a castle
>neighbor and I go in
>sister says I won't let you out till you put your peepee in hers
>mush the head of my 8 year old dick against what I later realize is a clit
>rinse repeat
>she lets us out
>go the rest of my life regretting I got a nigger off.

Are you guys straight as of now?

>be me
>9 years old
>its night and everyone is asleep except for me
>feel weird in my private parts
>start playing with myself
>feelsgood.jpg
>start grinding dick against my bed
>feels amazing
>get clifford stuffed animal
>start rubbing my dick on it
>omgyes.jpg
>get scissor
>cut hole into the stuffed toy
>try to fuck
>failed miserably
>went back to bed
>realized that I basically almost lost my virginity to a Clifford stuffed animal
Pic related

bumps

Im straight, but I haven't talked to him since 5th grade.

>be 17
>girl smiles at me
>awkwardly look away
>masturbate to her smile that night

Fucking sister for the first time. She is 3 years older. Blonde pubes. Boner works. Fuck a little. Think I need to pee. Stop. Nope no pee. Keep fucking. Need to pee again. Stop. Nope. Give up.

When I was 7yo my babysitter, who was 15, let me touch her pussy in the shower. We showered/bathed together a lot but it was the 1st time I touched it.

His mom probbably told him his times with you were caused by the devil

When I slid out of my mom's vagina.

kinky

I know this is a stupid question, but how does typing feel to you then?

Not really sexual, but I can dream

>Be 16
>Work at an afterschool
>The middle school girls there wore one of two things : shorts or yoga pants
>They were touchy too(hand hugging, sat on my lap once)
>This one girl especially had puberty come early
>Her ass was round and filled out into her yoga pants in the most perfect way
>Caught myself glancing her direction whenever she got up and walked
>Thiskillsthedick.jpeg
>Fapped twice a day to keep boners down
>Moved to some shitty retail job before I did something retarded

I am 7. A strict British teacher with thick glasses and tight lips and hair wrenched back in a bun smacks my ass with a ruler. Then she pulls down my shorts and attempts Mozart's Clarinet Concerto in A minor on my tiny cock. I protest and she responds my shoving a poorly shaved pussy into my nose. She smells like banana. I try to squirm away and she bites my clavicle. The principal stormed in and tipped his decaffeinated coffee on my head and shoved a marshmallow up my butt. He then slapped the teacher, making her glasses fall off, tied her up, lubed her asshole with toothpaste and fucked her for 3 minutes and 17 seconds, after which time he boxed her up in a crate and shipped her to a shithole in the Middle East. He then asked for the marshmallow back and gave it to anther teacher to eat.

I'll post another, this is when I'm a bit older tho

>be me
>be 13
>think I'm home alone
>get idea
>go to living room
>get on family computer
>get on pornhub
>find video
>turn up speakers to max volume
>start wackin it
>eventually hear someone calling
"user!?"
>its my grandmother
>turns out she was downstairs sleeping
>OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHIT
>pull up pants
>porn still blasting
>slowly turn down volume
>grandma sees me
>laughs at me and walks away
>mfw
>she goes downstairs
>finish off then hide in my room for the rest of the day

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