Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun...

Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.

RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!

Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.

Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.


There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.

Thread four!

We've gotten 44!

22

Get

Gimme the sun

Get

HOW IS OP SO GROSSLY INCANDESCENT???

rollin

66

Sl1 roll

Now get

get cunts

Why can't I get your weapon, Kings?

Pff, 88 after the switch

Op is a sunlight maggot

22 and 88 just rolled in the other thread because people don't read

fml

Fourth optional boss has been unlocked.

get

Come on fkrs. 3 gets to go

Oh fuck you, why do you keep starting new threads? I had dubs too

guys, post

in other threads so we get more people in here

Fuck you bitches, I'll giant dad and wait for all 4 to pop out. Octos get.

Someone summon Witch Beatrice

tacos

Jab

BUMP LIMITS MOTHERFUCKER

idk wtf I'm doing but I'm in.

>not bothering to read the directions

Trump give me meme magic now

toasting in the 3rd bread

callipige

Uppercut

*Pulls out m'katana*

I SAID IT ONCE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. Cred ForumsTARDS! LEND US YOUR AIDS!

Rollin

Fuck you Trump

ayyy

44 and 22 destroyed!

Faster guys!

Another one bites the dust

two down

Fuck this boss

Stones

66 get

get

How about.... Pence give me meme magic?

Finish them

22

Fuck

blop

OP how many more bosses to go? Im getting tired

66

Stupid limp dick pence

PARRY! PARRY! THRUST

888888

Fuck!! got em both

66

But whole

...

88 get?

Checkem

66

WELL YOU NEED TO START GITTING GUD INSTEAD

88

Based Hazel blesses you mortal souls with a roll!

Get

gud

burritos

YES SIR

GET

we didn't leave the covenant of the abyss in our other leggings, did we?

Trump all magik'd out. You heard it here kiddos.

and die tryin

Come on

Oops left out a number

get

Fret not Father, we have no need of thy flail...

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

rollin

*drinks estrus flask*

Dubs

88

Fine I like the abyss I'm gonna stay here forever

go

FINAL BOSS IS HARAMBE

'Tis only the flame quivering at misguided ash.

Fucking niggers

re

Skip

Fuck off filthy Darkwraith

WE ARE NOT FIT EVEN TO BE ASH

are you the four kings himself

Where were you

Please, avert thine eyes...

begin operation fatroll

Jesus

66 22 AND 44

NEED 88

Jab

Mark Harmon help us

kill

trips count?

hi satan

ONLY 88 TO GO, HEIL HITLER NEGROS

B

DID KILL!

YES

Nice

Yeah !

nah, he's manus, the first man

also if you had posted a half second sooner you would have 66. Do you regret your decisions?

Killshot

congrats

You Defeated

MARK ARUBIO I COMMAND THEE LEND ME THE MEME MAGIC

and 44 from last thread!

We're getting there!

I hope you guys think this game is

wait for it

REAL FUCKIN NITO

slightly

give us something harder next time op

elegant simplicity, gratz

Fuck you nito chug and slug your ass all day

Quick quads get

I said fuck you nito

1 dub

I switch my weapon to fists.

Speed run niggers

roll

Fuck that I'm a gravelord servant

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE GOT FUCKWIPE??

That's it... TED CRUZ RENDER ME YOUR ANUS LIKE YOU DID FOR TRUMP EARLIER THIS WEEK

the only thing nito about you is how easy you are to kill nerd

focus on 5555

first dubs

you are a terrible gravelord servant

or a very good spy

Peg his ass

FORGIVE ME PAPA NITO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

...

get

Alrighty we got the dubs done

kill

5555 get

the dubs
I cannot believe

Nigger nito eat a dick

...

5555

CAN WE DO IT????

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

SON

AHAHAHHAHA

By the will of Ben Carson's pyramids, I summon trips

FEWVREGG

motherfuck you almost just scored trips on a gravelord you best start groveling

For havel

My nigga wut

yay

Woo that's one dead nigger Skelton

I'm proud of you

hopy dick
fucking speedrun

A THOUSAND YEARS OF SUFFERING

rip in pasta mr skeltal :(

Ah ah ! Btw, I did the 88 and the 44 the last boss ! And now that !

Holy fuck

Nito got rekt.

This thread is moving so fast.

Will you champions of the Sun be able to defeat Gwyn and link the first flame?

But first! The fourth optional boss!

Let's do that first! Time to make a trip back to the beginning of the game...

HOLY SHIT
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

you got gud

trips

Fuck this guy

Trippy

:(

I summon trips

two trips coming up

*fatrolls repeatedly*

Trips

FASTEST RUN EVER

That makes them spawn faster you retard

Bullshit recycled ass boss

Call me El Quadro !

.

ez pz
praise the sun yo

How about, Hillary give me trips?

Qwerty

get

yo why can't I hit this fuckin' guy his ass is the size of a mountain

THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL

triples

Titanite slab get

b

meme magic fake, actually

BASED BERNIE I COMMAND THEE

go

trips maybe please thank you

333

Shite

trippie troppie tripp

WE NEED TRIPS GOD DAMN! WHERE ARE THE LOYAL Cred ForumsTARDS?!

why did you not wait half a second

444

fall damage get

444

Okay okay okay. I'll just be chill and the meme magic will flow through me

Rollin'

Wtf

what's a trip? that a trap?

445

fats mcgee will be are only way out

roll

Man trips are hard to get

FUCK HAVING BED OF CHAOS ALL OVER AGAIN

how many times
must I tell you people
that shit
ain't real

Jab

555

fuck

ouch

Fuck your hippy dippy shit, you need all the rage to get trips! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MORE DEVIL TRIPS

i'm looking at you

and I'm disgusted

666

Pity the fool

WASTED QUADS

Meme magic smite the non believer

holy christ

GLORIOUS QUADS!

777

You gon' die

GFGF

Oh shit

forget everything I said meme magic is real and I'm so fucking angry about that right now

reeeeeee

Suck on this

One down !

They count you dip

Checked

Quads confirmed.

ONE MORE FUCKERS

kil

Word

I know, but lets just save them for when we need them!

999

...

oh

Halfway there I'm powering up my rage like Goku MEME MAGIC SPIRIT BOMB

two quads in one thread?

is such a thing even possible?

Trips

get

oh shit

FUUUCK

We did it

Everyone gather your anger and type REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to get these gets.

my god

a predicted trip no less

Gg

You deal a crushing blow to the Stray Demon, knocking it to its knees (?) before beheading it!

Critical defeat!

It's time to move on. We're ready to face Gwyn. Let's go to the Kiln...

Oh shit, DLC dropped nvm Gwyn can wait!

gg

Bring on gwyn

you should always predict your trips, dont bother posting randomly

skip ?

well this is just getting absurd

IT'S TIME FOR TRIPS BOYS! PRAISE THE SUN!

PRAISE SOLAIRE
AND
PRAISE THE SUN

Kek

I can be the hero

skip

Wait when did we defeat seath?

is it worth fighting in any way

444

444 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:) Giving up?

444

FUCK YOU! YOUR THE REASON NOONE HAS FINISHED THIS GAME!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

K

EVERYDAY I'M PRAISIN'!

We can't even summon him here

Sweet

555

No seriously op what about seath?

Nice

o wow

666

666

666

im doing it

...

666

666

Fucking pos

...

8 8 8 g i t

777

777

777 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get