Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Correct.

CLAIMED

Oh hun its been so long

Ladies and Gents, Dan Gheesling has been claimed.

Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>lewd waifu edition?

How about I cute the smugga?

Calamity-masu'd

Erica claimed

Nothing much was heading to bed got stuff to do in the morning.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Night everyone.

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Imma fucking kill you.

(Homura)
Hello

Here

(Eru)
Formulas are a godsend. I would be so lost without them.
>mfw literally the entire exam tomorrow can be done on a calculator

(Smuggalicious)
Yep. One of the best times was when a group of 3 came in to buy beer five minutes before the cutoff, and I was even telling them to hurry up and was genuinely trying to help them out. I got through one of them and the cutoff time happened and it wouldn't let me sell anymore beer to the other two. They were devastated.

Alright, goodnight ^^

Thank you lol

No lewding the waifu

I wasn't prepared for this!

Kookokokokokokok?

Goodnight

Fuck

Yeah, I do, why?
I'm your only baby!

still here

wrong one rip i wanted to quoteanyways how do you do
>a mexican can't be a jew

your right but i just wanted to have the last say in this... im never sure where im going with this shit

you better believe it
>good
im not as ugry as you

possibly

your weak, wait is alice the one with a paper with a drawing taped to their face or some shit, i saw one about cooking with someone and they did that like 2 weeks back

same time zone as me, where you from


my internet is shitting me

do as you wish KAWAII COUSTEU WILL PREVAIL!

Nice.
>Those are the best kind of exams
Sneak Attack!~

Damn it you stole my claim!

Nice legs
Is check out the video but I'm in bed on my phone

Yes, that's Alice!

I guess you are the only smart person here on /waifu/

It's time to sleep. Have a wonderful night.
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ƃuᴉlsǝǝɥפ uɐp

No.

claim

goodnight

They really are the best, though not as good as online open note/book tests

Figured I'd only be accused of looking at the first user's answer

You'll never stop me
Please keep going.

I'm sure.

Its 87

Awww dude that's nice if you helping them out. So after the cutoff time, you can't check the booze out?

I'm of course you are!

I am~
>I'll ride with you all night;)
:(

>

Post it again and. You posted when thread was over

Night

Bad Juvia
Bad!

You have a thing for legs, huh, you should talk to Yume if he ever comes on.
It's just some remixed Pokemon sound tracks, whats your favourite region in Pokemon? Personally I love Hoenn.

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Dan Coolsling claimed.

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Kamina Buscemi claimed best husbando

Sure, but everyone knows the answer now.

If you can explain your answer I will still accept it.

Miho claimed

>Sleeps on Shizuru lap

Dan Cheesling.

Yeah, I was in a good mood haha, and you're correct. Here it's midnight, and once the computer updates the time to midnight, it won't allow me to even ring up the booze; it just says "this item cannot be sold at this time"

True, I had a test for my comm class and I have this dictionary app on my laptop, he said it was open book so any time I came across something confusing I doubletapped it for the definition
>Easy as pie.
>cozy is best
>
The numbers are upsidedown.

Yeah, the same one.
>I'm of course you are
Mom, your english broke.

You have to answer in order to explain your answer.

Why would you explain the answer without answering?

Dan Beesling.

Dan Skisling.

Sinnoh.

Ayy. I'm sleepy.

Dan Greasling.

I'm back very earlier! ; )

Kawakami claimed

How's rewrite going, if you've start it?
>Still afk

Claimed.

alright then so what time did you say, its like 7 40 here

i want to butexcellent
>but your not being lewd
:D

gotta suck

again why are we solving this

As long as i have lewds i shall keep lewding

Dan Stretchsling.

Hi Mai How are you?

Ohayo. What time is it there?

Nonon Jakuzure claimed.
Pure as vanilla, but has a kick like cinnamon.

Question of the thread; What would you change your waifu for?

Don't let him stop you

To prove you are smarter than a potential Chinese Elementary School 1st grader.

Dan Goosling.

Well its obvious that its 87. The numbers are upside down.

>Eru

I would just go to the index of the book and find where the question would be mentioned and skim the pages. Otherwise, if I have a PDF of the book I just CTRL+F

I honestly don't remember much about Pokemon. Last one I played was Silver when I was 8 years old.

I do have a thing for legs, they're lovely
Slept Homu. I'm also lying in bed, I figure it will be a repeat of last night where I sleep for a little bit then come shitpost
Why so early?
Still here

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>its obvious

You would be surprised.

It's 7:54 here currently. I said PST!

Oi, no lewd here
Make sure she cleans her glasses every once in a while

Nice.
>Mfw our book is basically a fucking printed out thing slapped in a binder
>My college made the book
>Its such a cheap ass looking book but it costs $100
People often mistake things at first glance, especially when they're time limited, plus people assume way too much, and it often leads to poor results.

Hi it's about noon now
I could return home earlier than usual

I tried to post very cute pic but the error said that the data is too big to post,fuck

Dan Feelsling

Yep, that was my calculus book, it was $200 and wasn't even bound, it was all loose leaf.

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Image size limit was reduced from 4 megabytes to 2. It sucks.

Jacques Gheesling

Beautiful game, also had some really beautiful music as well.
You're up a bit early aren't you? Or am I being really blind

Never played Silver, I should change that one day. Legs are lovely.
>

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>Right after I upscaled most of my images to 2+ mb
Ree

Turn the picture upside down and it says 86, ,88,89,90,91. Not 16 06, 68, 88, ,98

Good mood yuuki a best
Dude that's brutal for anyone who is a second late. Does it also apply to cigarettes?

FUCKING PHONE
I meant 'of course you are' I swear I have no idea where the 'im' came from

>it's joke
:)

Juvia won't be happy

Kotori minami

Alice is MINE

Dan Kingsling.

Somewhere around 4 pm and the other around 6 pm. Why did you wanted to know if I could contact her?
Why are your clothes always worn out?
I like this guy.

Fine, what about you Sachii?

Fuckin hell.
>College book monopolies are a bitch.

Change?No I just have waifus,the old waifu continue to be my waifu of course
I could call my job a day at 11
Why reduced?to reduce the burden?

Question:What's your favorite eroge or anime song?

Sometimes, school can be a bit rough.

Dan Deansling.

Good night friends.

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its pretty good from what little i have played so far
shizuru is weird
>rattle rattle
can i hug you? :3

>shit I forgot to post pic

No, alcohol and lottery are the only things with cutoff times. Counties set up laws for alcohol, and lottery is dictated by the state lottery place. For us, we can't sell after 1am (I think?), but we can sell again at 5am. You can still buy scratch off tickets, just not any of the "online" games like Power Ball.

Literally the most pointless monopoly. We're already paying out the ass for tuition, but they can get away with it, so fuck us.

I will not stop lewding
Shhhhh. She doesn't need to know

fine too
sachi?
good night

Gen4 had beautiful compositions and well... as a sucker for piano I just have to love it.

>Never played Silver, I should change that one day. Legs are lovely.
You really should. The amount of mechanics and gameplay shoved into a gameboy cartridge is mindblowing on gen2. HG/SS are amazing remakes as well.

>You're up a bit early aren't you?
More like I'm up a little too late.

That's the only explanation, but it's still a bit illogical considering Cred Forums threads are short and don't get archived.
You can still upload your big images to pomf.cat/ and paste the link here.
Like this: a.pomf.cat/kopipt.png

>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
That post brings back memories. The first time I cried playing a game was a Pokemon game.
Red Rescue team in particular
>Laugh at me

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Dan Chinksling

Claiming Seija

Kirino had a very nice pair of legs. Silver was fun, Lugia was the legendary for that one. I played it a lot at the time but I forget literally everything about it, other than my sisters friend traded us her Lugia and we couldn't control it because we didn't have the badges.
I also had the limited edition silver gameboy, it had a pikachu over the power light. It was neat because his cheek would light up
>pic related

Kek, I'm tired what anime is this?

Dirty bastards.
>So you're paying well over a thousand dollars for college right?
>TACK ON NEARLY A THOUSAND MORE FOR BOOKS.
>FUCK YOU
Rip College Kids everywhere.

>Question:What's your favorite eroge or anime song?
Hard question, there's too much I like and my taste is unstable. Madoka Magica soundtrack is very solid, but if I have to pick a single song right now I will say this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc

Sure :3

Dan Gamesling

Exchange with me, user.

Rule of thumb, always look online for pdf's or ask the professor if a previous edition is good.

Nichijou

I love you.

Don't spoonfeed

Night

Oh okay you can't sell big lottos. I'd laugh if condoms have a cut-off time

Reported to juvia

Fuck! I'm so sorry!
Cozy is best!
>

No I mean who is your waifu?

Dan Machosling

My favorite anime song is the Ed for season one or sakurasou no pet na kanojo, days of dash. It's a very fun song
I can't get the URL because YouTube opens up the stupid app

thanks :3

Hahaha
>"Look, I know you wanna go to bone town, but it won't let me ring it up until 5am"

DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING

Exactly, that's why I only spent $200 on books.
>My lab book was a must, everything else I pirated.
:^]
No prob Smugga ^^
>Cozy For Glory.

Noooo. Please don't tell my waifu. She'll get mad

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

More than one user, user

Now meet Dan Trashling

Do you have Discord or Skype or somewhere you chat that's not on here?

like this?
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Ro-Kyu-Bu! this is.
This is the moe-sport anime where very cute 5-person team strive to keep their being-disappearing club
Good!In MadoMagi I recommend Mami's theme song or,which is so ordinary that won't suprise,connect.

I used to play Explorers of Darkness when I was a lot younger, and first off, I never even finished it (although I got very close one time before I gave up and started a new save), and I never took the time to read 99% of the text. I've been meaning to come back and properly play through it one of these days, but I forget about it all the time.
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Night Smugga ^^

Oh of course, we know this.
Not bad...

Try Dan Poolsling

goodnight

Good night Smuggalicious!

Good L85A1! Down with the system!

KEK
E
K
>sorry babe but we have to go raw for tonight

Shinoa doesn't have a lot of cozy

Too l8, m8

My discord is
shinoa#3852

The girl was cool with it and she admitted she had an anime boyfriend. At least she doesn't know I love a catgirl

im not

didn't see it was critical thinking at first and thought it was just math

looked at it good, 87 and upside down if you were in the car you would see the numbers as 86-91

now its 8 07 as of posting, im in mountain time

>you shouldn't joke like that
>:(

because ninja battles, why are you always looking so derpy and dummy

the other person asked if you could contact her (not me asking)

>get you are banned message
>heart races, please dont be a month ban
>its too much work changing an ip
>30 second ban for post on Cred Forums
mfw i dont go on Cred Forums

>torrenting
>pdfs
honestly its not hard

Piano is so powerful, it can convey crazy amounts of emotion, even if there is only a small handful of notes.

I've got a lot of free time, and I have all the Pokemon Roms downloaded on my PC, so I'll play it a bit tonight. Just a shame I can't experience it the right way though.

>More like I'm up a little too late
You should rest up then. But I'm no one to tell someone to sleep.

She's got a fantastic ass to boot
Aw man that's a sweet looking gameboy. I really do miss my old one, but I sold it to my cousin ages ago. I don't know if he still has it or not. Probably not.

>tfw I cant use the butt pic I was going to use because file limit

Dude you really should pay attention to the Mystery Dungeon games stories, they're actually surprisingly good, or maybe thats just nostalgia talking. Go back and play them.

Night mommy!

>sorry :(

>sleepy smug

Thank you so much. I'll definitely see fit to come on there sometime and possibly catch up with you.
Are you sure that's mountain time? Pacific time currently at the moment of posting is 8:16 PM

Damn youuu.
Good. We need more quality lewds like yours.

I see, glad to hear you're doing okay.

Add me right now dude! Lol

Dan Puddsling

I can't wait to see Alice agian!

Anarchy! Anarchy!~
Eru has a bit of cozy from a single episode.
>Shame, wish there was moar cozy.

The new file limit is pissing me off. It looks like a nice ass from what I can see though
I was so happy when I found it again after so many years. Then I found out that the screen got cold and shattered. I still have it but I bought a new one for 3$ at a yard sale

>stockings are a good idea

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Its 9:18 (currently) mountain time.

See ya!
>The Ed
Ed and Eddy?I've watched it on the Japanese cartoon network
>さくら荘のペットな彼女
Here
youtube.com/watch?v=em7mid20HD4

Yup, like that. And you were right, that is a really cute pic, I bet you would love to unwrap that for Christmas.

>Mami theme
Upbeat and puts you in the mood for a fight, good choice.

>Connect
It's a pretty good track with cute lyrics. Sadly as an eurofag I can't say that it would pass as ordinary. Do you like music like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE

Good night everyone

That's cute
>other Alice

Boys can be waifu's yes?

Yes.

I never said it's hard, I'm saying I do that first before buying the book.

>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
I wish there was cozy Yuuki, we barely get to know her before her arc ends

Dynamic ip probably.
And Neppy is cheerful, and chill! Even smug sometimes.
You sure love her, don't you?

I've actually heard that about the Mystery Dungeon games from multiple different sources. Like I said, that was younger me and I had no clue. I highly advise you play the Mother games if you want something emotional.

I love this song!
you of course know this,don't you?
youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs

That's a man, baby.

user, do I have permission to download this?

Dan Cardsling

True, Yuuki was pretty rad, I liked that lil camera thing they did for her. It was really cute ^^

Dan Weezling

That's the one. It's super fun
Good night


I'm going to get some sleep also. Good night for now

Yep, she got to live her dream before she passed away ;_;

yeah
that's actually how i learned of the game
night aliceu~

Dan GivesPremissionling

>even if there is only a small handful of notes
Akira Yamaoka in a nutshell, a lot of his songs use a few piano chords every once in a while with a large break between each, like 20 seconds or something like that.

> I have all the Pokemon Roms downloaded
Why tho? Wouldn't 1 rom per generation be enough? Which one are you planning to play?

>Just a shame I can't experience it the right way though.
I've emulated so many games from SNES to PS2 that I'm honestly more comfortable doing it than playing in their respective devices.

>But I'm no one to tell someone to sleep.
It would be easier if a certain someone was here to tell me that.

They can be husbandos, which are accepted here.

Yes! I love her so so much. I've been aching to talk with her for so long now. I'm so excited for tomorrow... might not be able to fall asleep.

>mfw

The Lone Survivor, Dan Gheesling.

Excellent. Then claimed

Dan Danling

night~

A little. Yes.
Seems fitting, doesn't it?
>Rattle rattle
How about now?
>rattles

>Implying I care either way.

Don't cry! She's having a great adventure in another world now
>I lost it every time in episode 24 when Nori starts consoling Yuuki and breaks down in tears herself.

Why do you love her so much user? Do tell please

What a mind-calming song this is…how should I say to describe this…positively subtle anyway

How about this song mixed with the taste of traditional Japan
youtube.com/watch?v=ezMm7B8kN2A
>you learned about the Game by the Mad
lol

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Alice has helped me through really rough times during my life. I owe my life to her! She has always been so nice to me when nobody else would be. Plus, I really find her interesting.

Go to the other thread!