Good evening sir, we got a report of possible dubs on your property, can we come in to ask you a few questions and see everything is okay?
Good evening sir, we got a report of possible dubs on your property...
no dubs here, sir
This is a setup. You put these dubs here.
I plead da fif
Officer, why are you holding dubs?!
I havent any dubs officer
I don't keep dubs in my house!
no officer i only have trips!
sure thing, I assure you there are none of those filthy dubs here
dark souls
checked
THOSE DUBS AREN'T MINE! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
dubs planted successfully! run for your lives
Feel free to come in officer, I promise, I find dubs morally repugnant! I would never in my life hold them, my father died that way!
You fucking liar
Why don't you take a look and investigate, officer?
Come on in officer, nothing to see here. Just a non dubs white male living his life. *officers wnter* feel free to grab some water and look around. I can re assure you there is not one single dub in sight.
SHEIIT
>sir
Did you just assume my gender? Give me your badge number, I'd like to report a hate crime!
GET ON THE GROUND, RIGHT NOW!
HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
Those are not mine I'm telling you!!!
I know the poster 3 down is hiding dubs
Go get a warrant.
Wait a minute... You aren't a cop. You have dubs written all over you. Ima have to ask you to leave before OU spread dubs all over me. I will call the police if you don't leave. GET OUT YOU IMPOSTER
You lie
Nufin here but us singles
Good evening officer, but you are mistaken, there are no dubs here. Have a good night sir.
BLM nigger
No dubs here officer.
Heh. Nice
Aw fuck
come on in, mind if i smoke?
Officer! Over here! I found one!
you'll never catch me alive
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Sure, come in!
Would you like a rip off my bong?
well well look who showed up looking like scum
no
No dubs here sir, I would never possess such a prohibited item such as dubs
are you f'ing kidding me. I posted in here twice and got dubs and trips
get da fuck outta here nigga
Then I'll assume I'm free to go.
having trips is punishable by death!
Im black
Come back with a fucking warrant
Hi
It's always the fucking kid cuisines
move along
no officer theres no dubs here
Awwww shhheeeeit nigga, grape soda watermellon fried chicken.
Translation for white people
You up standing melanin enriched brother are free to go about your way. Have a splendid day.
I'm sorry sir but I don't think I can allow you into my home. I'm a very private person you see. I could stand on the deck and answer some of your questions though.
Sorry officer, I only have trips and quads.
You fucking cops always think you can break the law and then arrest others for doing the same!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!1!one!
I'm arresting you for possession of illegal dubs
Oops, my video recorder accidentally fell to the ground...
I see you dropped a jar of spaghetti sauce
No dubs here officer.
Come quietly. you don't have to lose your dignity. until we rape you behind the denny's.
no dubs founds
Speak for yourself pig!
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I plead the fourth and fifth. Come back with a warrant.
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nigga all i got is food stamps i swear
No problem officer, just show me the warrant and I'll show you right in.
these dubs aint loyal
alright officer, but there aren't dubs in here
Never pleat the 5th. Pleading the 5th is admissible in court as evidence of evasion now. Instead, refuse to talk without your lawyer present.
Talk to eachother
No dubs here officer but your mom will die