DESCRIBE A GAME POORLY PART 2

Sanitizing an island for environmental protection while on vacation.

Nobody playing? That sux

I'm here

Saints Row 2

Crash bandicoot

Nope. Try again.

>You're a ninja who faces an impossible onslaught of enemies for no apparent reason
>everything is slippery

Fruit ninja

no

Nope

Sounds like far cry 3.

Ninja gaiden

It's actually a really hard one

Mario Sunshine

One finger death punch

Yep, you got it

The clone of the clone of the original sequel to Team Fortress

I suppose it could be based on the limited info, so I'll add more.
>You're a ninja who faces an impossible onslaught of enemies for no apparent reason
>everything is slippery
>enemies are made of sugar

Moderate difficulty:

>aaaand it's fucking nothing

Yakuza

Royal Revolt 2. Storm the castle

WINRAR

>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>Steal shit
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC collaborating with some random game/movie that's coming out.
>DLC
>Protect/escort some random guy
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC

God mode

>1930s England
>fuckin orphans are terrible people
>why is cult made up of kids
>WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME

>Magic hand
>Close sky
>Kill demon

Overwatch

3easy5me

Every "horror" game ever since FNAF got considered horror.

Glover

>........in captivity
>galaxy is at peace

Rule of Roses

Paladins?

Hitman?

Sounds a lot like fruit ninja...

>team of 4
>fight cops and robbers
>friends take loads of bullets
>shout at them so they dont die
>die by 3 snipers hitting your head
>get negotiated to life
>profit
>repeat

Payday2

Nope

Well shit. So much for god mode.

OR WAS IT

try this real god mode:

>AI have taken human form?
>World overrun by demon virus
>Try to reason with God to fix
>Fuck up and piss God off
>God starts downloading the Earth back in to the Sun

Hard mode

>be woman
>Village overrun by orcs
>orcs capture brother
>go to dragon cave
>link with dragon
>brother turns out to be possesed by bad guy

>visit Japan
>shoot and kill very many robots some of which think they're human
>ai squadmates won't shut the fuck up and ask you stupid questions the entire game

Dragon Age Inquisition

>The president has been kidnapped by ninjas

>Dragons
>Jesus fuck so many dragons
>some random guy has to kill all of them
>the edgelord dragon is spawning all these fucking dragons

Battlefield Hardline

skarim

Yup

nope

You're just making these easy for me aren't you? Digital Devil Saga 2. Great game, fuck Heat.

Sky's rim

Skyrim

>are you a rad enough dude to save him?

Correct!

You win: The satisfaction of winning!

Jesus. How does one know that?

Winrar

Try to be OCD and minimize space, but fuck up. The rest of the game is trying to fix your fuck ups.

Splatoon

>Your mind is falling apart because of what he did to your sister.
>And because you let it happen.

Splatoon

>collapsible, hardly ever used blade
>demon beavers
>balloon man

>teenager ventures into the woods
>weird monster people want to rape the living fuck out of him

Probs gave it away

>You Travel into an island you were not suppose too your Dumbass friend snoops around and falls into a pool and comes out an otsel

I don't know you, but I like you already.

3 for 3?

>group of assassins
>sweet wrestling moves
>fighting new terrorists
>OH FUCK WHY DO THEY KEEP LAUGHING
>STOP THE FUCKING LAUGHING
>fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Payday

>You character is cool as fuck
>always slingin bad ass one liners
>saving so many babes from alien invasion
>picture very related

yeah

>can't use your powers
>but you can still use your sexy purple hair.

Thise who were fortunate enough to play it had the joy of a really fucking good game burned in to their skulls

>you get chased by cunts holding batons and wooden planks
>you write notes and collect documents
>you die at the end

Metroid

>be a monk
>convert enemy units
>heal my own units
>wololo

Super metroid

The pic was too much. This is clearly Wolfenstein

Outlast???

>Find Liz
>Kill Prophet

>commit brazilian genocide in slo mo

Amnesia?

Fuck, im old.

winrar

>Fight mechs using sword
>Boss is fucking invincible

Are you fucking stupid?

Its fallout!

>be a naked baby
>fling eye shit at shit monsters and shit shit
>fall into mothers vagina
>kill her from the inside
>fight satan
>fight angels
>die
>leave all your belongings to dead cat

>sky
>rpg
>pirates

Binding of isaac

Noice

Ff12

yeah, fairly easy

Heres a hard one

> spaghetti
> cry

Skies of Arcadia?

a clumsy child trips and needs to find his way home.

Binding of Isaac

>Nazis
>Lasers
>You play a Jew

You think i wouldnt recognize jak and daxter, one of my favorite childhood games ever?

>guns have elemental effects
>not_dead_of_thirst.png
>everyone thinks the game is shit because of a certain little girl

+29
-35
-28
-30
-29
-31
-40
-30
-28
+30
-29
-28
-25

MGQ?

Shantae and the Pirates Curse

Monster Girl Quest?

Cooking Mama

You're a fat, balding man who runs around in the forest talking to a woman he barely knows.

Fire watch

>spawn naked on beach
>get loot and gear
>build base
>get raided
>repeat

Jak n daxter

Surprised no one got this one yet

>talking tree.
>white leaf
>white face fat monster
>evil owl

Undertale

Rust

fuck me, i thought i finally made a difficult one
gg, user, gg

Easy mode

>press X to Shawn

Bioshock:Infinite?

>Military game
>Dude black holes lmao
>Hated by fans

nice

Winrar

Tetris

Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Giga Nigga Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Hardmode

>Portals to hell
>Rich guy wants you to close them
>battle between massive fucking beasts in the end

N

Yeah you've stumped me with this one. Hopefully someone gets it. I want to know.

Heavy Rain

Finally

Ninja Guiden

Re4?

>Shoot bugs and shit
>Aliens show up later

Age of empires?

Bioshock infinite

Winrar

Alice approved

It's a good one. Will tell it before thread dies if no one gets it

>Build a wall and make mexico pay for it.

>into the volcano
>finally get to the area boss
>hadouken hadouken shoryuken

GG i luv the game

It's splatoon you cucks

You got it

>that's an enemy gunship

Jet Force Gemini?

>family killed by betrayal
>you get revenge

Democracy 4

MGSV

RE5 kek

Dragon's Dogma?

Yep

binary domain, I'm going to sleep forever now. goodnight sweet princes.

Red Dead Redemption?

>Be suitman
>Kill robits
>Don't give a shit about plot until golden gay poledancer arrives on the moon
>Find waifu bring her home
>Kill more robits
>Fight gay poledancer on the moon again and find out he's your brother who killed your mother and your waifu

nope

Oblivion?

>Rescue your girlfriend from baddy.
>Bleed everywhere
>Die a lot

>spawn
>water drop sound

Noice

no but 10/10 answer

>be me
>girlfriend is a bitch
>come home drunk
>government wants me
>go around earning money
>serve in military
>become millionaire
>enter space
>take over government
What game is this

Super Meatboy

Dante's Inferno?

Destiny?

Conker's bad fur day

no

Do you guys remember this one?
>kill nazi
>hide corpse
>repeat

>You go through massive wars you're the best spy in human history just to find out the person you kill at one point is your doppelganger

>Communist blocks attack

>be dude
>shit wife
>shitty chores
>steal milk
>have to kill terrorists for said milk
>go to shit job
>get shit deal and fired and shit
>light boss on fire, because irony
>get attacked by shitty game haters
>massacre all of the shitty game haters
>piss on shitty game haters
>cash in paycheck
>fuck, dudes robbing the bank
>eat lead like a motherfucker
>eat donuts to repair bullet holes
>beat robbers to death while high on catnip
>go home
>get yelled at by shitty wife
>finished day 1/7

> ah man i really love this girl
> save gril
> girl leaves me to save the universe from evil or something
> am very disappoint
> alien bros need help fighting the same evil
> guess i'll help
> lol, alien bros cut their hair or some shit
> universe is saved?

Sniper Elite 1/2/3/4?

Nobody got this?

Another clue is
>literally nobody asked for this game to be made

Manhunt?

Borderlands

Postal 2

>aim directly at enemy 5 feet away
>unload mag
>miss every shot

No man's sky

Call of Duty: Infinite Disappointments?

Postal 2, easy mode

Nope

>Kicked out of safe place.
>Tick tick tick.
>Part for water
>Get back to safe place
>Go out and kill ugly thing, or become ugly thing yourself.
>Come back, get shunned for being a hero.

POSTAL

Godmode

>Shit fandom
>deadly robots
>boo fucker

X-Com

Nope

CSGO

Fallout

Fallout 3

FNaF

Fallout. Gimme another

Fallout 4?

Fallout 1.

Winrar

Anyone? I want this user to know this beautiful game

Bingo

yeah, i know, just felt adding so many details on how weird this game is made it funnier

>explore the galaxy
>save your annoying amphibian friend.

I approve your train of thought

You did it

Next:
>Dad fucks up everything
>Fix his mistakes across the galaxy

>Communism
>Walls
>Analogy of life

>Commander of Sheep
>Space battle
>Go and beat up guy with sword
>Fem version available
>We'll bang okay?

starfox

Gears of War.

Starfox
3easy5me

Star Fox

Mass Effect, next

>lotta drugs
>lotta sex
>Hilarious weapons
>fucked up character modification

Starcraft

Katamari Damacy

Godamn mofucking ass effect

>dead from the start
>the story is on youtube
>mah sun

No one can guess it? Here's more hints:
>Suitman is badass and has sword
>Gay Poledancer has two swords
>Suitman works for a hitman company run by robonigger and milf with 20 hands
>Has annoying freeloading assistant girl who does nothing for the plot except almost kill robonigger

Saints row 3?

nope

Saints Row 3?

Saints row

Dark Souls

3easy5me

Star Wars the Force Unleashed?

Age of empires my nigga

>hair color changes
>fanboys cry

dam son

congrats

>Space hitler shows up
>We're mad about that
>we send clones of our family to kill them
>we still die

max pain 3

yep

and i'm guessing that this one was starcraft 1

MGR

DmC

Nope. Older

Here's an obscure title I practically worshiped as a kid.

>Teardrop
>Only attack is a body slam
>thatsnotasandcastle.jpeg
>Apparently swords, shields, green herbs, and flasks of holy water make good projectiles
>Final boss isn't all that difficult to beat, but how anyone is meant to beat it without exploiting weaknesses in the AI is fucking beyond me
>Easily the most fun I ever had playing with friends over DS download

Devil May Cry.

I personally liked the reboot.

Mgs

>Clang clang.
>Go save evil friend
>I never go back on my word!
>Save world from evil Goddess.
>Follows canon.
>BELIEVE IT.

Correct

Killer is Dead

fat, loud, rude, obese american

I guess that's also right but not the one I had in mind.

Ding ding ding!

>rhythm is just a "click" away

Nope, it's a game in (semi present) times. Good guess though.

Seriously? Anyone?
>Communist blocks attack

Easy, Too many ninjas

Parappa the rapper?

>crime syndicate fights ayys

N+

I'm leaving thread, the answer was Zool

yee

>fast

Winrar

>come back from the dead
>immediately enter a intergalactic war
>kill every alien you see
>become hero
>DLC
>more aliens
>Kill them and their leader
>Become hero
>DLC
>Aliens have a new weapon
>Can't control it
>Kill them all
>Become hero

Nope

>Play as eccentric man with aspirations to change the world
>Most people disapprove of your plan
>They try to stop you
>You don't let them stop you

Correct! SUDA51 games are so good for this type of thread

>Touch Fluffy Tail
>Touch Fluffy Tail
>Touch Fluffy Tail
>Touch Fluffy Tail
>Touch Fluffy Tail

>American soldier in japan
>Kill robots
>Date simulator

Any Naruto game ever made.

> water
> 'i am your father'
> villain makes polite requests for most of the game

I think I know but I dont want to say.

>chosen one in chink school
>fight evil chinks
>twists
>shitty minigame shoved in for no reason
>never had a sequel

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Mass Effect 2?

>Be fat faggot
>eat everything you see
>you get their powers

Nope.

Papers please?

Sod on this, I'm leaving the thread.

If you're still here, user, the game is Killer7. Very strange game, well worth a playthrough.

Any kirby game. That was way too easy