Im willing to answer questions about my job as an abortionist, first and formost I am paid a minimum of 1,000

Are you Mr. Deletus?

Kek

Hello, Dr. Deletus, how are you doing?

One time a trainee named Claris was observing the removal process, and flippedthe fuck out when the head twisted a full 180, and threw up in the trash bin. She's still in training

ohhh... you actually do scramble their brains??

>tradition
into the trash it goes

You need a masters

How'd you get the job? What'd you go to school for?

Do you have to be an actual doctor to do this like attend medical school? cuz aborting fetus at $1000 per sounds dope af

No, it's not having a brain that makes you brainless.

have you ever aborted twins? How young were the youngest and how old the oldest woman? stupidest motive to do an abortion?

We dispose of it via dumpster in a bio bag
Gloves, tongs and scaple
Cal state long beach

1000 what pesos? an abortion in the USA is like 400 dollar's
>have paid for two

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How many white girls aborting lil nignogs because their white bf's couldn't find out...

Can you give a step my step procedure on how to abort a baby for us?

Ok heres the low down of this one patient.

Her name was Monique of the taco people and she was 16, She wanted to do it because it will ruin her chance at being a super model

Like some sort of Jew god!

>consumer products
>vaccines

By super model do you mean stripper/whore ?

How you deal with the moral question? It never bothered you?

Ever thought someone can travel in time to avoid an abortion? In other words, you're like a hell of a target in that scenario.

So I can just get bags of fetuses from the dumpster?

How nice was that 16 y/o spread .. was she prego from her model agent scout..

She'd be worthy of a falcon punch, right there

How do I get job in this field? Schooling? Do I need to be a doctor? What qualifications do I need? Any info helps

Have you ever watched Noroi?

youtube.com/watch?v=7A5VNsEeAMY

Joining an esoteric fraternity is always a good start...

This month
White:14
Black:20
1. Sterilize area
2. Spread vaginal area
3. Do a poke around and use ultra sound to find the fetus
4. Use tongs or ect. To pull fetus into eye view
5. Use scaple or surgical scissors to remove

ever see one squirm a little >:)

Now that I think of it, I've never seen a video of one. Can't find anything on liveleaks, where else would I go?

Is there a busy season?

Question was .. how many white women abort black babies... because their white bf cant know they fucked a black guy

I mean, what did you major in? What specifically do you go to school for to be able to do this?

not OP, but probably a month or so after prom?

10/10 Underrated Post Gold

Yes and its kinda funny in a way
Oh and by the way im 34

Move to a third world country where it is Ilegal, you're going to be rich faster than you can say "Third world".

and if not dead, club? >:-)

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I don't get it. Is it just you going around to every thread trying to shill for that shit?

Forgets about cervix. You're not a doctor. You're a faggot.

Even though you have fake info, there is an operation that you can perform that will prevent having to do an abortion. Vid related.

Why are you making gay ass emoticons you sound like a 40 year old wizard who jacks off to dead fetuses

Usually the begging of spring break for the kiddies

im a warlock, newfag

cry more

black friday...see what i did there

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>kinda funny in a way
how autistic can you get OP

Sorry, vid did not come through. Here follows an operation that avoids abortion.

Sorry, it was a long fucken day for me i only did two today and binged watched game of thrones so im pretty fucken tired right now

Legit question and havent posted on other threads

no vid dumbass

oh jew... kek

Answer pls

In this case with a pretty developed fetus, a suction device is used to suck out the contents of the head and then the fetus is removed from the womb.

Those photos that bible fags bring to campuses of "aborted fetuses", are any of them real, or somewhat similar to an actual abortion?

OP doesn't even know what a cervix is. Thinks you can just poke around in the vagina to find the fetus. Not even basic anatomy in this one. Maybe you'd better stick to posting pictures of your ex, claiming to be her and jacking off while newfags tell you how hot you are.

What do you think an abortion is Billy?
>underage b&

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuJJowJikdk

if you're waiting for the laughs you can stop, just like your girlfriend they're not coming.

Oh im sorry, i mastered in medicine and surgical shit, havent looked at my diploma in awhile, but that zika virus is making buisness boom

You're a jesusfag. If you were a professional, you'd say uterus, not womb. That's a word from the KJV or something. Go back to Bible College.

When you graduate high school and go to college you'll see what I mean. Until then do your homework and study.

not sure. but better off that way. if it was a hillary supporter it'd probably shoot up a mall or something

WOW hes really giving it to her ass, his dick is really up in there. Thats why they call it anal. I'm aroused.

So, tell me, what deep-South state are you from, and what Baptist college do you attend, you hillbilly fuckwit?

You could call it anal. I call it the operation that prevents abortion.

did you ever score a grlz number and if so,
post name, number , or picture.
dont worry ab anonymity
bitch prob had several
do it faggot

Name, please?

Are you a satanist

So are you actually careful in the process?
Or do you just hack away at that shit?

how is it being a murderer?

Very carful
Jonathan
No

RIP HIPPA

does your job care rather you're pro life or not?

In the interest of constructive dialog, this thread is now about anal sex.

>Its like killing a parasite
My sides

Not your name OP, the woman in the vid

answer OP

The doctor said my mom should've had an abortion.

Shit is low quality bait. Guy got a masters in surgical shit. lol Fuck off.

i wonder what its like. still haven't gotten it from my girlfriend. came close with my mistress, but she shut me down right as my dick was hitting the hole.

OP is completely full of shit. That is not how you abort at all in a modern medical way. You can ask me... I am indirectly responsible for probably hundreds of thousands of abortions. I have researched, developed manufactured and commercialized the most common abortives *mifepristone *misoprostol and combinations of them. And abortion goes like this. Take the pills, possible nausea, head ache etc... vaginal bleeding moderate to severe for a period of 12 /48 hrs... if this persists go to your doc, if not... job done.

based on your experience with the frailty of a fetus
about how long would you think it could withstand a hot dicking?

What is the wierdest abortion story you have?

sorry sir but the pill does do its job there is a chance that it wont work, which where i come in. Or people could be smart and come to me first

How often does anything complicate/ go wrong?
Gf had 3 abortions and she cries she'll never have kids bc she's been scraped more than a fisherman's knuckle.

Sounds fake as fuck. Gtfo faggot liar.

There's nothing special about it physically. It's the mindfuck that's hot. Some girls are nasty, and the process is shitty, and the smell might make you go soft, but some, especially vegans, are clean as a whistle and you can degrade them all night with your meat. I would probably not want to fuck a chick who eats the American diet though. Like if she eats fast food, stick to the pussy.

3 abortions.. holy shit .. ever hear of the pill or pull out. You may want to look at another girlfriend..

OP is a faggot

had a cool fuckbuddy last year, did anal with her around the 4th or 5th time we met. Was harder to get into her ass, but was significantly tighter. Would recommend. Bring condoms, there was a piece of shit on the tip of my condom when i pulled out.

He is a completely full of shit jesusfag. Uses the word "womb" instead of "uterus." Thinks you can find the fetus by poking around in the vagina. Never mentioned a cervix or a D and C. Anybody else spot things that make it clear OP is a faggot?

lmao.

great advice.

Kill yourself you worthless, pathetic piece of human garbage. It makes me nauseous to even breathe from the same air as you. I would love to find you and bash your head into the pavement until nothing remained of it but shattered fragments of bone and brain paste. You truly are the single worst piece of vile, horrible excrement that the human race has ever managed to shit out. When your parents die it will be of embarrassment. Please do whatever it takes to end your life as soon as possible so we never have to read another one of your idiotic excuses for a post again.

Yeah if you do bum stuff a more natural healthy type diet is much better. Also avoid red meat. The poop itself will smell much less bad so if there is an "accident" it wont be nearly as gross. Lots of fiber as well to make it come out clean.

>been scraped more than a fishermans knuckle
I know she's a whore but, fuck it.
Maybe should start buttfucking tho..

Like I said... full of shit. There is somthing called a Perl Index study. All of these drugs had to go through it in order to be aprooved by FDA, EMA etc.. The effective is at least 99.98%. The truth is in most cases you could say its 100% effective, but a trial proving that is impossible, so 99.98 is where you stop.

How are babby formed?
How girl get praegnat?

Was she blonde? Had bangs?

Don't worry about it, faggot. OP is a faggot just like you and just posting low quality bait. This thread is now about anal sex, anyway.

Next time try aborting yourself if you can't be responsible you selfish hedonistic piece of millennial garbage

So mad
Rarely
One time some dried seamen was caked around on womans pussy

ill abort ur kidz with meh dick

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Kek'd

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Next time you think of posting on the Internet, go back to your pre-scientific trailer trash park.

MOAR ABORTION PORN
i plead rule 34 Cred Forums
GO NYOW

You must consider yourself a progressive. Back to tumblr

Ass is the new vagina.

Kekd @ ur mom S'in my D

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Not OP but womb is another term for the uterus.
Also a term of the general reproductive area of a woman.
He's just trying to not be reppettitive you fuck.
Do you want him to say "uterus uterus uterus" like a broken record?
No. Smart people use a broader vocabulary, which is why we can tell YOU are an idiot.

Kekkers got the old folks mad.

Is there like a time limit for an abortion. Like if the baby is past 7 months, can it be done. And follow up question what is the oldest fetus you terminated

Not quite sure where science plays a role in justifying snuffing out a human life during its incipience.

So he was doing that when he said he majored in "surgical shit"?

It's Cred Forums. Professionals dont have to be professional here.

This thread was bait from the start

Where do you stand on all the excess fertilized embryos at fertility clinics when the mother only wants one child? Find a surrogate for each? Okay, we'll wait around for you to do that. Once you come back with enough surrogates, we'll talk about a life is a life. If you don't like abortion, don't have one.

He's on Cred Forums, do you want a clean cut cookie cutter adult male in his thirties in the medical/surgical field?
Do you think he wants to be that all the time?
Nah man, he's literally just a dude, but a dude that's way smarter.
Let him be just a dude on the damn internet.

Why does Jeremy Renner have a gaping hole in his head?

I'll give you a hint. It's Cred Forums. Not all the people claiming to be professionals are not professionals here. You can tell because of the retarded stuff they say. You can also tell when the guy who says he's not OP actually is OP.

whats the worst thing that can happen during an abortion?

That wasnt really the point of that post.

Yeah, just a dude who hits return after each sentence... just like you. Hey, wait a minute. I think you're OP! :D

underrated

Kek

Hell bound hell hounds.

I'm OP and I approve this message.

When's the abortion coming?

You have to be a doctor to perform an abortion in the US. OP is obviously a troll, not because there's no doctors on Cred Forums, but because no doctor would refer to him/herself as an "abortionist." If OP is not totally full of shit he is doing "back alley" abortions, maybe with a fucking coat hanger for all we know, and that's more of what I would expect from Cred Forums. $1000 price tag probably means its a little more advanced than a coat hanger though...

tl;dr this is a troll don't overthink it