Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Compliment OPs feet
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Tell Sachii he is cancer
>Most importantly, have fun!

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It's pissing me off as well. Oh well, it's not like we could really do anything. Probably just find an image resizer, just hope I dont get any quality loss.
Aw, sucks to hear it got shattered, but $3 for a gameboy? Holy shit that's a bargain, I'd be taking that any day.
>Stockings? I like, but I also like just straight ass.

I've been meaning to play so many games and listen to so much music and watch so much anime.
I think I'm going to die of old age before I do all this shit.
It's time to be a NEET.

>Akira Tamaoka
I'll check him out, I'm down for some meaningful and touching songs.

>Why tho?
Eh, I don't really know myself, I guess it's my mentality of having a collection of some sorts, or whatever. I like having collections of things I like and care about.

>I'm honestly more comfortable doing it than playing in their respective devices
I only really emulate handheld and N64 games, not much else really catches my fancy. I get what you mean though, I just feel like playing Pokemon on a handheld just makes the experience so much nicer... I don't know why.

Here

Goodnight everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>one last lewd. At least till tomorrow

Claimed

Pic relevant.

Claiming Felix

hey that's the wrong filename
>Tell Sachii he is cancer
r00d but true
i was expecting a normal loli
>rattle rattle
night fellow no life
>lewd

I feel that.
>She's having glorious adventures!~
Yeah ^^

Nice feet.

goodnight

pic

never said its hard, just bothers me that some compliain about book prices when they are easy to get online

i know.
is nep ever angry

arizona mountain time

Damn Dan, Gheesling's Back At It Again With The White Van!

Sometimes, it gets a little bright outside.

Dan Brightsling.

Other times, it gets a little dark.

Dan Nightsling.

Doge Dogeling

Well. I see things never change with the shitposters.

CAW CAW CAW!

You guys are glorious.
I think this is one of the few where she isn't happy or chill. Although I'm not sure I have any where Nep is angerino.

For real though, I read the Mother's Rosario LN and was fighting back the tears when she passed away. It's powerful stuff, the way characters can impact people in that way.

Shitposting is a constant evil, we must deal with it as it comes my brother.

still here

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Its deep shit bro. Deep as hell.
>Mfw I've cried more than once watching a few anime/reading manga.

Kenya Will Rise

Kenya Will Rise

Kenya Will Rise Under One Dan Flagsling

awoo

Rise Will Kenya

Here?

Toradora gives me feels, but Mother's Rosario is the only one to make me tear up.

Anyway, I'm getting distracted, so I'm gonna head out and study. Have a good night /waifu/!

Off to bed now.

I like it, quite energetic but still relaxed.

>Akira Yamaoka
He is the composer of most Silent Hill soundtracks, he experiments with a lot of genres from dark ambient to rock.
youtube.com/watch?v=XHZnrGaEBdg

>I guess it's my mentality of having a collection of some sorts
Eh, so you're a hoarder as well. I feel like we have a lot more in common than we think.

>I just feel like playing Pokemon on a handheld just makes the experience so much nicer.
I can understand that, sadly I enjoy mashing my spacebar to make the game 400% faster too much.

>hey that's the wrong filename
I'm a newfag.

Nice feet.

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>implying you know anything about shitposting
Shitposting is a part of /waifu/

Missed your link, I blame sleepiness.

>>Compliment OPs feet.
Fuck that, those feet are pretty shitty.

>>Tell Sachii he is cancer.
Hey, you're cancer.

user, do you have these saved or did you make these just now?
Eitherway, I fucking love you.

Good night

nighto nighto non-cancer bot
shitposting is the magic of /waifu/
thanks

A-Alice claimed!

>not getting the meme

Anyone up for some Raisin Dan?

Kenya Will Rise.
Awoo~!

I wouldn't pick some normal loli.
Or if i did, they'd be much more specifically tailored to look ideal, Shizuru is very cute, but i don't think her appearance is ideal.

Ha, it's fine.

>Silent Hill
Damn, another series I'm guilty of not playing.
Probably because I'm too much of a pussy to play them.

>I feel like we have a lot more in common than we think.
Hm, maybe, but I guess we don't really talk much, if at all. But it's nice to know someone else likes having a collection.

>I enjoy mashing my spacebar to make the game 400% faster too much.
Kek. I know that feel, grinding is so much faster doing it that way.
Goodnight Homura, sleep well.

Alright, seeya later ^^

Dan Narcolepsling
I'm making and saving them, thank you for introducing to the wonderful world of dan.

That's one nice get.

Can you help me name some?
^That one needs a name.

>Your waifu's appearance doesn't meet your ideal
then,what would you like your waifu to be?

Shinoa would be proud

Oooh!
(Was it you that told me to come to this thread?)

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Dan Pulsatesling?

Caw indeed.
I embrace most of it, ignore the bad ones. So I actually ignore 90% of it.

checked

You're welcome.

I already understood it, I just choose to go against it. Besides, there are a couple of others who do the same.

Kek, same. ^^

>CAW CAW CAW?

Those are retards who can't meme
OG moogs embraces it and hes the meme king

It'll do for now

Try this!

Dan Sneezling.

Claiming Felix

>On July 26, 2015 at about 8:30PM, I met the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. Her name is Yana, and I'm head over heels in love with her. By all accounts, she feels the same way about me. The issue is that she lives in Ukraine, and I'm in Virginia, and I can't afford the plane ticket to Kiev. Read on to hear the story of how raccoons brought us together and to decide if a trip to Ukraine in the name of love is something worth funding.

>Yana and I met in New York City by The Lake in Central Park. I had been walking around looking for a good place to meditate, and I found this gazebo right on the water that looked like a promising spot. There were a couple people milling about and a blonde girl sitting on one of the benches with her earbuds in, gazing out across the water. I couldn't see her face, but she seemed to be in the same boat as me (looking for some peace and quiet), so I sat down on one of the other benches and closed my eyes.

Claimed.

Make a vaporwave dan.
(Yep) I'm not surprised you love Alice, I mean, the person, not really the chinese cartoon, she's indeed fun to talk to too.
You're my eye witness!

what would your ideal be?
cat shizuru is really cute
lewd satan
great moves mi liu keep em up (・ω < )
*hugs*

Stop impersonating me you faggot

Quite,
How about: Dan Changeling? (Its a Pathfinder Joke)

>Checked
Never really considered it too heavily. Don't really know. I tend to think personality is more important than appearance, especially in something like a romantic partner.
Not to say appearance is unimportant. If someone is a truly lovely person but looks like a cave troll, might pass anyways.

Meet Dan Growsring

Son of a hag :^)
No more caw.

(I like it)

How about this?

Dan Wheezling 2.0 (It's an inside joke)

you should use a trip :^)

Thats not me, Sachi
I live the Bronx
Fran user is shot posting?

Hello there what are u guys doing tonight?

>Miia Claimed

My parents beat the shit out of me today

>lewd
Really?I don't think so this is the good balance between moe and sensationality

long time no see( ^ω^)

My dad raped me today

I've been growing fond of you too; you're a really nice person yourself. Do you have a Discord/Steam where I can add ya?

Pretty Good, Heres Dan Scapeling

Why doesn't anybody understand me

its the mix between moe and sensationality that will get the fbi to your house

it hasn't been that long has it? (・ω・)

wanting to get squeezed by miias tail bit. yourself?

Okay

Mai is a fucking nigger :^]

Pretty nice!

What about:

Dan Treesling?

that's mi liu you stupid bitch

Steam! My id is /howdoiuseid/ add me right away!
Could you please give more detail? I'm sure I could help a bit.

The regulations in my country grow tighter and tighter…I'm trembling
But as long as the figure like this sells I am OK,though
>not so long
Oh is it?

You are a good danner, but you can always settle for some Dan Memesling

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Kinda of bored,was thinking of passing bye before going to sleep

not a lot of people are around i guess.

I'll definitely add you when I get the chance!

That's pretty good

However, try this. Dan Guysling!

Good morning, Syndra.

Qutie nice! This one isn't super complicated but what about Dan Threadsling?

Yeah this thread is usualy more active,

at least loli is still legal there right?

it doesn't feel like it has been that long

It's Sunday night, US kids have school in the morning.

Sure says a lot about our community, huh?

Getting a little bit Meta now..

Dan Frysling.

Because you fucking losers don't have a life

I would rather be used to the thread not being active

it will pick up im going to go shower now

well, you need an angry nep reaction
that steam id tho
your steam profile
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Are you planning on going to bed soon?.

Great. Now i'm spinning my wheels non-stop trying to think of who the cutest character i've seen is...

>loli is legal
3D loli pornos are banned,but 2D is still not,and otherwise the writer of loli dojin and eroge and I'd be in the prison now

>and yet you're here
Lelelelel
I'll be waiting

Yea I have to wake up early to but Im used to this,fuck school
Im just bored bro

Pretty fitting, don't you think? Lel
>Neptune.

In canada is

>Fotgot the motherfucking pic

This is time in my land
I meant to get nap until returning home,but after having a cup of coffee I got vital

Canadians are degenerates.

never said it wasn't, if senran kagura wasn't exclusive to console/handheld i would have them on my pc already

>hikage

have a safe trip
why?

>degenerative
Which do you mean by that,for canadian to be degenerative in terms of approving loli or NOT approving it?

Dan Maysling?

Why? Because i was asked and didn't have an answer.

Holy shit, nice feet.

Saving loli is illegal in canada

>trip
Non non I LIVE in Japan,and there it's about 13:30 P.M. now
So this thread should be banned there,shouldn't be?That's DAMNED

Weren't there a few Senran Kagura games on steam though?
It's clear you're on phone, anyway, I just feel 3D loli is just bad taste and all.
Make a Bob Ross Dan Rossling.

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Boredom become sleepyness,going to bed
Adios everybody,goodnight

>Miia is TopSnek
>Cloaca>Pussy

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No you can look at it as much as you like but you can't save it.

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DO YOU WANT ANTS?

CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS.

oh right i see
have fun finding your favorite qt
i misread it and thought you were going home >.>

>Cloaca>Pussy
TRIGGERED

Bye and use my daki!

YA FUCK SCHOOL

SO REBELLIOUS

BEING 15 MUST BE GREAT HUH

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Yes.

Dan Gosling?

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>Check
I won't. It's annoying. Hard to have peace of mind when something keeps popping into your head that has no good answer.

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What is used to make this?

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Arthur Kirkland/England claimed.

This fucking killed me

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Good morning.

>saving
Does this include saving mere pics on my HDD?if so,canada government is shit
I don't care!I'm in good shape now!

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It keeps getting better

Hey Suzuya you have to come to my case of cards of Kankore arcade!

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Claim

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There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha

Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Cred Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.

I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother

You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.

She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"

You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be

I said goodbye and shit gets interesting,fuck
Also Im going to bite that shit hard and say fack school,no real friends and everyone is a faggot,worst people I met were there and Im just hopping(but not surprised if it is) the rest of the motherfucking world isnt like that

This guy is a genius

Oh yeah, Cirno claim

And
>When your homework is due in an hour, and your pulse is racing, the sweat is pouring down, the breathing is shallow, and the keys slamming

the answer is always 23.jpg
i'm too tired to read
nice feet

Now seriusly goodnight
>That isn pussy,it might apear but it isnt

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Hello

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Are you not interpreting the question correctly? Why would you feel something other than 23.jpg is the correct answer?

I thought she had human parts down there? I mean, there is that scene where she gets fingered.

When you have school tomorrow but your stomach cramps are keeping you up.

>Honk
Sup my nigga.
Mom's spaghetti knees weak arms are heavy.

Shinobu a shit

I just got out of that state thank god. Just turned in my homework.

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How many years until you graduate? You'll soon find out how the rest of the world really is

Well…are you OK?

You have good taste, user.

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You take that back shinobu is a decent waifu

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i'm saving that and not even feeling gay

Yiff in heaven, furfriends

>Thinking 23.jpg is the correct answer.
That is where you're statement is false, the answer is 42.

A shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Nice meme, friend.

I go to an online school. You should consider it. Helps out a lot.

I'm probably gonna take a nap soon.
Just wanna watch last episode of Rewrite

I turned the last stuff due today by 11:59 in before 11:56!
AWWWWWW SHHEEEIIIIIIITT!

Thanks

This isn't a fur thread faggot
but thanks for teaching me that trick with the subject along time ago.

How'd you sleep?
Because 23.jpg isn't attractive. Or funny.
Hi Alice. Not sleeping?

Then what, it's the question?
>nice try mice

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HEAVEN
YIFFING

Why are you trying to be wicked funny?

I must be off
sed you later

Nice! I got mine in about an hour earlier than expected for my level of procrastination. What class was it?

I woke up. Slightly feverish again. I have to email my teacher and tell him I won't be in classes today

I'd love to do that, however my dad's against it.

See you tomorrow
>Alice

Go back to your own thread , you faggot cat.
>Shame that pass is going to waste.

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Sorry to hear that, other Alice! Do you go to online school as well?

lol these cucks dont even use names

>sfur
implying i would go to that shithole

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>i want shinovi versus
i do but i don't, i want burst thats all, and id rather play on a 3ds i dont have anymore

>hikage

Your only other option is to go to . If you don't want to go there either, then you should just kys.

this guy knows whats up.