Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun...

Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.

RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!

Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.

Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.


There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.

Thread 6!

Counting is done. Four dubs down!

Trips

go

Update:

All counting and dubs are finished.

Need 3 sets of trips.

tail cut get again

We got the last dubs right before the cut off

OK trip this motherfucker

555

555

trips get

j

555

oh just three sets of trips

ez pz

bippity boppity

666

Dayum

Satan I command thee

666

777 gettu

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HAIL SATAN

You guys voted against skipping, despite Hazel's suggestion that you do so.

Greatsword tail chop

Please

777

777

Trips r 2 e z

Tail cut get

with dex like this, we cant lose

board moving much slower than
I thought

777 gettu

.

777

wait for 888 everyone get ready

888

888 gon' be me

kalameet give me your tail

888

roll fire
roll dive
stab
roll fire

how am I going to predict with board movement like this

888

what weapon do we have

888

One trip down.

Take this

winrar 2 more trips to go

got one !

999

God that's beautiful

ahhh that's much better

999

2

greatsword from great iron tarkus

tail chop attempt

999 or 000!

like that

999

There's two!

gottit

Fucking two come on guys

another one

one more trip!

111

ONE MORE TRIP TO GO

my nigga

Now 111

Obsidian greatsword get

111

111

We will preserve

222 gets

fuck man

Ooofff

Noice

you son of a bitch you failed us all

222

222

Arrow headshot critical hit get

the fuck is predicting

222 bruh!

222

Rollorino

OH THE IRONY

333

Almost there guys

Haha you did it too faggot

Fuck dude

you too reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh no I did it too

333

praise

you son of a bitch you failed us all

did somebody say 333?

333

I WILL LEND MY GLORIOUS AID! 444

Greatbow headshot attempt

WHEN THE IRONY IS A1

AHHHHHHH

444

4444

444

Tail cut get

Now

again stop man you are fucked up

I feel like I'm getting worse at this

444

4?

555

Estoc stab

GREATSWORD CHOP!

hopy dick I super am

555

555

555

g

C'MON DON'T CHOKE ON ME NOW EVERYONE!

Again

555

555 zweihander slash

666

666

Satan trips get

666

Hail Satan

Naked roll 666 get

666 hail satan

Satan pls

ROLL
DASH
JUMPING ATTACK

666

Bang

this time for sure though

666

Obsidian get

BASS CANNON, TAIL IS MINE

Captcha dis

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

You Defeated

Fuck yes

you deed it!

next monster pls

YES

SATAN HAS HELPED US!

Hell yeah!!

Bass cannon activated

ayyy

FUCK YES

fuckin amazing

Nice

HAIL SATAN!

Satan's been coming through for us a lot

he's a real bro apparently

Bring on the manus fuck hazel that bitch

Nice

Nice

Tru

Guys, after this next boss there's only 1 more, lets beat this one, and skip the final boss

Nice

Obv, like consider the other side

but is he a sunbro

save ur fukin dubs boys

Nice

Trips confirmed. Kalameet goes down.

You equip the Calamity ring, because you have no clue what it does.

Time for the next boss. On the way there, you run into a familiar four-legged spirit... With a familiar sword...

The spirit follows you, and you slay Manus.

Because the Stray Demon gave us free Quads, Manus dies instantly.

Hazel told you so.

Nice

Noice

No skip mode

dear lord hope for quads everyone prepare to spam for 5555

Seeing as Manus died, we move on to Gwyn, who cannot be skipped.

Final boss. Will you be the first champions to clear Cred Forums Beats Dark Souls 3.2?

hip

the deal is sealed

good buoy sif

Fuck yeah

go for quads counting is hopeless

*teleports behind you* nothing personal kid.

EVERYONE REMAIN QUIET WHILE OUR CHAMPION COUNTS TO 7

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>personell

Delete this

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ez parry

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I'm just rolling for quads

PRAY FOR ALMIGHTY QUADS!

oh god I wasn't ready

5555

5555

Re

5555 pray to god 5555

quads huh

I WILL RIDE TO QUADVALLA, SHINY AND CHROME!

QUADS GET!

Roll

time to count until next quads

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Do we have anything helpful

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1

2

2

2

Guys, the next available quads are 6666, and satan is on our side, I'm gonna start vigorously knocking on wood.

No, we've used it all now.

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2

1...

Anons, what is this rabble
Start again
Whoevers 1 comes last will do the count

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START VIGOROUSLY KNOCKING YOUR OWN WOOD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

2!

Ok I am going dark and so should all of you let 1 person do it

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1

Let giantdad handle the counting...

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wait we can delete our posts to make the count work

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2

2?

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2many2handle

...

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*drinks estrus flask*

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6

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7 CARRY ME TO VALHALLA!

I vote for whoever gets closest to 6666 gets to do the count to 7 solo

7

One,

Fucking faggot

closest without going over, that way it's unique

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This

watch for the quads boys

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THERE WE HAVE IT.

DELETE AND WE WIN NIGGERS

2,

timing check

6666 get

Getting close

timing check part 2

6666

6666 get
Re

Win

6666

Parry attempt

Do not link the fire

Start NG+

6666 WILL THIS CARRY ME TO VALHALLA?!

start rolling

B

6666

oh Satan help us

6666

6666 get
Rere

Quad get

SATAN HELP US

1...

2 fags

you are the chosen counter! please count for us!

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Count

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...

We already have the fucking count if people would just delete...

closest without going over!

count count count

6666

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7

NIGGER DELETE

Delet this

7

GUYS WE ALREADY HAVE THE COUNT JUST DELETE THE BULLSHIT ONES ALREADY!

1 again

Delete nigger

welp we just gotta wait for 7777

if Satan has abandoned us maybe god will save us

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ONE

Nice

Wait that's it we won?!

>6
WE WON

Delete these ones already!!!

also same rules as last time, closest to 7777 without going over is chosen counter, all others must be silent before the chosen one

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God save us if satan wont

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We already have the count dumbass.

Guys we won?

I second this

k

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God will anoint the chosen one, and he will count for us. God will surely not abandon us.

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NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

ALL POSTS BELOW THIS WILL NOT BE COUNTED

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7777

We won right here?

quads

God save us if satan wont

CHECK THE QUADS FAGGOTS

ill save you

God save us if satan wont
Re

SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN

Check this out

yeah ok

God save us if satan wont
Reeee

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You nigger, you stole it from me