ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I'm so in love with my ex wife that it hurts...

I hate myself more than any two people could ever hate each other. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

By whom? How old were you?

Look up borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder. We sound eerily similar.

My marriage is in shambles. My children hate me. My family won't speak to me.

I have dreams of me mutilating animals. They can be small or large.

By a much older woman, i was 15.
i know it sounds gay, but it was fucked up

I'm definitely not a narcissist. I actually really hate myself. I don't even know what borderline personality is.

I have a third nipple.

the text. green it please.

I like colonics

Post pics

Female pedo

I have been sexually assaulted multiple times mostly when I was very young so now am legal but cum hardest to loli stuff smh

Yeah. We have a great relationship now. We've put it behind us and just pretend like it never even happened. Which is nice. But she has made very bad life choices and I can't stop to wonder if I made her that way. From blowing dudes for money to eat n shit. She lived out in the ghetto in the outskirts of detroit. I live with her now. We share an appt. Nowadays.... And she has 3 kids that got taken by the state cause she was too busy getting high and couldn't be a mother to her children. But alas I still wonder. If it's all my fault she is the way that she is?

I'd never fuck a dude but i love the thought of jerking off with dudes, am i headed to a shitty place Cred Forumsros? Also have tried finger in ass felt gr8.

I fuck my best friends fiancé very regularly,
Just spent the weekend at a hotel for an uninterrupted getaway
>an zero fucks were given

yea, it's your fault.

Nah. Fap buddies are fun. Finger in ass feels great because you're massaging your prostate and it makes you cum hella good.

those don't exist, you liar

Faggots

there's no way to know and nothing to do about it anyway, move on.

I desperately want to fuck my friends little sister.

Lol don't believe me then

how old is she

16

How old is she?

Fingered my little cousin before. She claimed she liked it but I never went on to do it again.

I fantasize about killing and eating women.
Eating a raw heart is a big fantasy.
I imagine it would be a powerful feeling.

Also..

I've been sexually weird ever since puberty.
My first sex fantasy was about raping a girl after I would have kicked her of her bicycle. But I'm not socially awkward because of this. Because I always hide it from everyone. I tend to make jokes about rape to people close to me. I have had a girlfriend for over 4 years and I've ''experimented'' on her in alot of ways. I made her deepthroat my dick and puke while doing it and the list goes on and on..

when have you ever heard of a female pedo??? exactly

16

I want to be a cute little girl with a tight little pussy.

I had explosive diarrhea most of last week. It's mostly cured now.

...

im a furry but dont want to come out about it.

I've been thinking of suicide for over 3 years now, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it. I've tried to masquerade the fact by making jokes, but it just makes me condition worse.

My fantasies are not as extreme as yours but I have fantasized about fucking a heart before (saw it in some anime/hentai comic).

Fantasized about being in an autopsy of a cute chick and just sticking my cock in her heart.

I still mostly fap to normie porn on Pornhub so I don't think I'm THAT weird

Curiosity is normal Cred Forumsro. Some of us have trouble distinguishing fetish from fantasy. Over the years I tried many things I enjoyed watching in porn, only to find out that I didn't actually enjoy doing them. Take chances and make some mistakes to see what you truly enjoy. Imo neither would be considered faggotry.

>implying we dont all want that

How old were you and her at the time it happened?

I was drunk and raped a passed out drunk girl while at a party

I don't know if I'm capable of being in love. I've told my ex-girlfriends I loved them but I never felt in love. Seeing someone right now and hoping it will be different.

nice try NSA

My friends gf would let me touch her while we would all hang out. He wouldn't know because he was a lightweight.

I'm really turned on by dicks. I'm not gay, but Asian traps make me rock hard almost instantly.

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Honestly it's hard to blame either of you Porn is so widespread and easy to get that most standard fetishes get boring after a while. Your brains are just looking for ways too keep your imagined fantasies interesting

Yeah I've seen alot of shit in redrooms, it boosted my extreme thoughts.
But I am in control of it.
And it's not like I really need to do shit like that, just fantasies.

One time i KO'd my girlfriend. We've been together 5 years and as far as I know she hasn't told anyone.

You monster!

How?

My Stepsister and I have had an on/off sexual relationship since I was 11 and she was 15.

and I've been thinking about it for 25 years. Try to hold on to any good moment you can, sometimes the momentum will catch and keep you going just a little bit longer. Otherwise, one day at a time. Good luck

You sick fuck!

> I'm not gay
>traps make me rock hard
That's pretty much the definition of homosexuality

sup just wanted to let you know you and her are literally worse than hitler and I hope you get AIDS

Like I said, you don't have to believe me. But we exist.

>literally worse than Hitler

That's a bit dramatic

I don't think ITT means what you think it means...

Been in a long term relationship with the love of my life.

I look very feminine - always have - used to get mistaken for a girl often.

Crossdressed for a while, used to trap on Cred Forums before traps were anything but guys pretending to be girls, you used to just string them along with slightly more revealing photos until you make them realise they are fapping to a guy.

Anyways, I thought I might be gay so I met some guy from craigslist.

I will never forget his comment as he tried to make me kiss him and he brushed my hair out of my face,

"Oh?! You're actually pretty fit..." We drove around trying to find a place to fuck. The smell of his cock still sometimes makes me gag, it wasnt disgusting, its just embedded in my memory as my act of betrayal.

I went home and threw up in the shower and cried and and cried and cried.

I wish I didn't cheat on you, you are my absolute lover - I wish I was strong enough to tell you, to let you know that this part of me once existed, but I am too weak to carry the burden of your stare.

I love you hunny, and this is all the world will ever hear about it.

degenerate

i have a clown fetish

I secretly post on reddit as well as here. I know the relationship is difficult.. and I don't have the balls to tell Cred Forums or Reddit that I am seeing the other one.

Welp, welcome to Cred Forums
Where the fucked up pieces of shit go. I know we're horrible people, think I care? I get my nut and that's what it is.
>they probably are going to break up soon tho, there's been speculation

I agree with you. What I don't understand is how normies can never get bored of the old blowjob, missionary, doggy, commercial porn. I've been bored of that since I was like 12.

my moms friend tried to finger men the back of my moms car

I think about it too also like 2yrs. And a half but i believe. Its better to use my life for something better like going to the military and die with pupose instead of just wasting it

I'm attracted to the feminine qualities, and the fact that she has a penis as a means of familiarity. I know she's being pleasured in the same way I am when we both stroke (on-screen or irl).

Checked

I agree

I pretend to be a normie but I can only get hard to 2d and have no interest in real women

That feeling can pass. Helplines can be useful to talk to someone. If you off yourself, it will never pass. I've been there - most people suck, but chances are you're not that bad, self loathing is a problem, but humility is a virtue, and isn't that far off.

Same tbh fam

It's a lot easier to meet fap buddies or just people to talk in general on reddit

Everyone just tells you to fuck off to /soc/ here so I just shitpost

feminine penis is still la penis faggot
You might as well go fuck and get fucked by a trap
You obviously want to

I have two cocks and it's been killing me. I can't have sex because I don't want the girl to freak out.. the only people who know are my doctor and parents.

It's not weird. I'm the same.

Pretending to a normie is exhausting, but it's the only reason I was able to make friends
Don't understand how people dig pop music and stupid compressed relatable memes with 300 emojis

Pics and timestamp or you are lying
Really user, we have to see it

you didn't even go through with it so I seriously doubt all that shit is your fault. you may have fucked her up a little but there is a lot more going on for someone to go so fucking off the rails like you described. most likely mental issues that she was just born with

how old are you?

like boys or girls?

Any IRL experience?

Want to, and have before. Prefer to be the top. Not to different from getting pegged.

Im a newfag

who did the assaulting?

What sort of loli do you like?

My girlfriend's younger sister used to molest me in my (assumed) sleep. I'm still confused and messed up because of it.

What did you do?

to greentext means to tell a story. tell us a long, detailed, specific story about how you were raped by a much older woman at 15

I've heard about you,
NY right?

So do you jerk one off or both at the same time? What's your favorite one to do it with?

Your solution would be having one removed,you mutant freak.
Were you born near a nuclear waste dump?

The other night I purposefully left my girlfriends door half open so that her cute friend would see me holding my hard cock. Worked perfectly, she was talking to her mom just feet away from her when she looked over. She stumbled and stuttered her words for the rest of the conversation. I acted as if I didn't see her at all. She stares at me now all of the time.

maybe try seeing a therapist? just talking about that stuff can help a lot.

Depression gets like that when it's bad, u always been that way?

18
I'm bi but I only like girls when it comes to this
No, it's just fantasy.

I don't really know. Overstayed my welcome, I guess? My husband won't touch me and my kids won't spend any time with me.

There is no bi-sexual only faggots, faggot

It's been like this since I was like 12

I like to get my dick sucked at glory holes

My first sexual experience was with a guy despite not being gay or bi. I thought I was gay but ended up hooking up with a female friend and realized I was straight.

how old do you like them?

Do you like imagining them with men or women?

I have tried some drugs like marijuana and nbome, but most of my family can't know about it. Also, I have a excruciating need to try good psychedelics like real LSD and DMT, but it's really not easy to get them where I live and I am scared to buy them on the deep web. :(

I never said I was bi, I just like cock. Straight, otherwise.
>muh Kinsey Scale

I was a huge slut between 14 and 16. I also did pills smoked weed and would get drunk to the point of throwing up face down and not being able to move. Also dabbled in meth a little. Ended up getting pregnant and changed completely. Now I'm like a boring normal housewife. I often Wish I could go back sometimes just for a couple days.

Most pedos are homosexual
That's a statistic that's east to find but kept out of the public eye

I'm the exact same way. The only feeling I do feel is happiness, but it's very rare. The last time I felt happy I had smoked a joint and was sitting at the top of a mountain. The breeze felt really good and I just felt at peace. It's really cool having genuine emotions. It kinda gives me goosebumps.

999? Youve been forgiven Cred Forumsro.

I'm not exactly judging you,you can stick your dick in a light socket for all I care

Like 5-10
both tbh

I'm married, but I think there are two other women that are in to me. I curious to fuck either one. One is a Coworker who straps at me every time she walks by my office. The other is my best friend's wife, who is very handsy with me and even locked my face. I'm a pretty reserved dude, I don't know how to be sure or if I even want to truly pursue either. I love my wife and still want to be married to her.

>you can stick your dick in a light socket for all I care
Horrible idea, but mine's too big.

>999

Woah! 999 again Cred Forumsro!

I'm 50 and fucking a 19 year old girl.

I hope that's me when I'm 50 Cred Forumsro

Like that age range :)

In my experience there are broadly two types of female pedo: those who want to be/imaging they are the girl and those who want to be the adult. Which are you?

Do you look at loli threads here?

ANOTHER 999?

Money or a big cock? Do tell how this came about

"I'm really turned on by dicks. I'm not gay" what????

I am addicted to sex. I'm not just a little horny, I am ADDICTED to sex big time. I will fuck anyone, anything, any time. I have skipped work on multiple occasions to go around the city fucking random people all day. I'll have sex with people I even find repulsive. It's like I NEED to fuck or get fucked or I'll die. Men, women, underage, old af, dogs even... It's really scaring me and I want to stop. I've been in life-threatening situations on many many occasions because of this and I still come back for more. It's ruining my life. I have to get drunk before I have sex with a lot of these people. I cannot stop. It's not physically possible.

>Horrible idea, but mine's too big.
Dude, you'd have to be pretty small to think it would fit, so defending against it kinda proves why you like asian traps

some faggot on reddit has two cocks and girls thought it was hot.

If you didn't care about your wife I'd say do it, because why not?

Since you do, there's not really a good reason to.

You are all really really boring.

Cocks turn me on for some reason, but absolutely NOTHING else about the male anatomy.

I...don't have a response to this. But, I know for a fact that Asians can be pretty hung.
>Especially Koreans and Singaporeans

that's hot

That is one stares at me
The other licked my face

Be the adult

Yeah, I read erotica and look at loli threads and that's how I get off

Are you male or female?

i found a video of my ex's little sister giving a blowjob online

i like to share it with normal pics of her and sometimes want to share her and her sis both together

Both. I'm worth anywhere from $5 to $20 million considering the valuation technique. Size is 7" to 8". Take her on dates, trips and vacations. Fuck the shit out of her. Girl is a killer 9+ in body. The eventual loser, skater boyfriend gets jealous. I have one of my muscle hires take care of him. So far so good. Paying her college tuition now. She is taking the deal and starting her Sophomore year now.

similar, i'm a furry and a casual brony but irl i'm a senior electrical engineer. I keep it on the down-low because I am aware of all the misconceptions and stigmas out there and don't feel like having THAT conversation ever other day, but I don't make a point to hide or deny it if it comes up. Be subtle, but don't be afraid; there is nothing cooler than meeting someone who shares our interests

maybe you're just really obnoxious unintentionally?

Advice? Anyone?

Do balls turn you on?

I'm on the same boat bro. I'd suck a cute trap's balls if I'm sucking her dick.

Male.

...

Take her on dates, trips and vacations. Fuck the shit out of her. Girl is a killer 9+ in body. The eventual loser, skater boyfriend gets jealous. I have one of my muscle hires take care of him. So far so good. Paying her college tuition now. She is taking the deal and starting her Sophomore year now.

My gf is not Chinese and is two years older than what her passport says. Her and her family are actually from Taiwan and fled the country after her Dad embezzled roughly $10M USD equivalent, which he still has access to.

You can google her Dad's name and it comes up on Taiwan's most wanted pages with a photo of him 15-20 years younger and last known whereabouts.

Pic related it's gf's ass

where the fuck does a 16 year old even get meth?

there's good stuff on asstr sometimes. What sort of erotica do you like? Where the girl is horny or curious or reluctant? Or even more than reluctant?

Same Q for the loli I quess?

Not so much the balls, but a nice addition when they're flopping around.

>I'm just really good at faking empathy, happiness, excitement, anger, and sadness because it's polite
>Is there a name for that? Yes, Sociopath. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Story?

If you find a new woman it will fade until your new womans eyes are all you think about.

When I was 20 I visited my 12yo cousin & fam in the UK. I dont know what the fuck they put in their food there but she had an ass and legs like Jen Selter and an upper body of an 8yo.

Saw her naked once in the shower and ever since then I wanted to bang her hard. Closest chance I got was when we were playing fighting I pressed my hard dick on her ass.

Nothing really materialized but I always jacked off to her. I'm now 24 and she's 16 and is coming over for vacation.

In a fantasy it might, in real life not so much.

Boyfriends, older friends it's not hard when you're in the "wrong crowd"

I have a cuckold fetish, i have no idea why im 6'1 230lbs muscle with a 9/10 gf, i pretend someone else is fucking her when I'm balls deep. Only way i can creampie her anymore

are you genuinely happy with a grossly overpriced teenage whore?

What victory animation did you do

I could start with the first time(i remember) if you want.

my fetish for traps lead to me dating a trans girl and although I love her alot i now see why people dont date them--nothing she has done, but the way people treat her is atrocious. i hate the average human being because people can't accept others or take five fucking seconds out of their day to say ma'am instead of sir, she instead of he. Never fantasized about murder until now either. I woulnd't leave her but I know the road ahead is laden with obstacles because my gf is trans.

I don't specifically look for curious/reluctant type of erotica, I like them both equally I guess, it's hot. Same goes for loli :p

Would like to hear if you don't mind

have any of your bfs/gfs known you like it? When did you start to like it?

if they're using masculine pronouns does that mean she noticeably looks like a guy?

I spend 6 weeks a year performing as a sex slave for a wealthy man. I dress in his teen daughters clothes and he fucks me on his daughter's bed while his wife and daughter are in milan.

He pays me for this, but I enjoy living in his apartment rent free.

Stepdad abused me for a good chunk of my childhood. Haven't told anyone close to me besides my mom and real dad. I'm not sure how you feel about me Cred Forums, but now you know.

probably lmao.

>are you genuinely happy with a grossly overpriced teenage whore?
Cheaper than paying alimony for some bitch that refused to fuck me. I don't pay her to fuck me. I pay her to go home when I am done and she only comes back when I am horny and not making money. Her absence when I make money is more valuable than her being around to fuck me. When you have an ex-wife, you will get it.

are you male or female? What sort of abuse and how old were you when it started?

Why are you so worried bout how hung Koreans are?

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I've only dated guys, no girls yet. I haven't told anyone, that's why I posted in this thread. I guess I started noticing by the time I was 15?

>had my first gay experience last year
>It was lit
>he was a hot twink
>hadn't been fucked in months.
>really enjoyed sucking his cock
>fucked him raw dog
>He was 16
>I was 29.

>female pedo
> dick is pic related

I wanna see your tits.
Badly.

So uh tits or gtfo.

> I want to see mu gf fucking another guy, I really really want to
> but she will never allow it, she's so innocent she would think I'm a perv
> wich I am, watching her having sex with another girl will be my total climax

i like loli

So, how long before she takes a wad of your money and just leaves you?

life.

loli like you too

Live in Korea for a while. Went to a few male-only 'saunas.' Sucked some dicks, stroked a few, rode like one, etc. Shit was cash, and when I got bored of one spot, I'd go to another just down the block.

Show your tits to daddy, its ok. I'm not gonna pinch too hard this time.

I'll explain how it started
>i was 17, she was 14
>i was sleeping
>slept in boxers
>gf had been away for i guess 2 hours, not much longer
>woke up when sister was going through gf's makeup box.
>happened a lot
>ahwell.jpeg
>continued going to sleep.
>woke up again, half asleep
>eyes still closed.
>little sis was holding it
>semi hard
>slowly and softly squeezed it
>pulled back my european uncut skin and left.

That was the first time i remember

I got a few more stories, anyone wants them?

pic related sort of loli and not the sort there are threads about here?

high five!

good, cry about it

it's not as uncommon as some people here seem to think.

Ever seen, er, non-drawn loli?

sure.

>So, how long before she takes a wad of your money and just leaves you?
My guess is a year form now. I already have a payoff wad ready. Then another slut that just became legal whom is a junior in high school now. Bitch tries anything else. I have muscle to take care of her. There is always a hot girl from a loser father that is looking for a daddy to spank her. Rinse and repeat.

im really into my friends sister and im afraid i may have fucked it up beyond repair already. shes super cute and a lot of fun. But i may never see her again

Talk to her about it. It needs to be addressed so that you can move on

No, and have no interest in seeing it. I'll stick to my erotica and loli lol

>I have muscle to take care of her
Proves you never had money

no, you're just not stupid but you know that other people want you dead and you think that by you mimicking their hatred for you, it'll somehow make them hate you less or at least leave you alone.
The truth is, people are shit and you have no reason to ever feel bad at all because for every insignificant thing you've ever done, there were an astounding number of significant things that were way worse done by other people and some of them were done TO you.
Also, quit being a pussy, nobody respects Debby downers.

gril or faggot?

>Living in a big city somewhat near from hometown
>Live with brother in parent's house without parents (them living in hometown)
>Brother is very busy all day, almost never see him, virtually live alone
>A lot of friends always want and come to visit from hometown
>Recenly a friend came to visit and brought his gf
>I put a hidden cam in the bathroom and recorded her peeing and taking a shower twice
>shes like a 6 at best but he is soo in love with her it just more exciting to have her recorded nude and fap to her just because of that
>I enjoy fapping to nudes of girls I personally know and it's more arousing depending on how they behave and their morals (conservative or religious) or related to someone (like wives of relatives or friends gfs)

yes. 100% gay.

>faggot

she is 8 mo into hormones so she has many feminine qualities but her more masculine qualities are still prominent. So yeah, you can tell she was a born as a male, but it's quite obvious she is presenting as female and the perpetrators know this.

>muscle
i'd tell you to not be a pussy and just do things yourself, but you probably can't since you were born in the 1940s

Im rooming my cousin who's engaged.
She brings home guys to fuck almost every other night. Her excuse is that she's just getting it out of her system before she's shackled with a ball and chain

I move almost half of the legal highs in Mexico but my family thinks I am a good freelancer with a electronics Bs degree.

fair enough but also unusual I think to not be curious. Tho erotica and loli are nice, the other thing is pretty great especially when they're smiling and laughing and having a good time.

What's your favorite loli scene or image? Pose, bj, penetration etc?

pix or it didn't happen

> quit being a pussy, nobody respects Debby downers
Keep shilling that propaganda

Textbook Depression

I'll shave my balls and let me blow me as much as you want. Because therapy.

Look up hypochondriac.
Then look up the number of your local boxing champion, dial his number, and schedule an appointment for him to uppercut your genitals repeatedly as hard as humanly possible so that you never reproduce you fuckin melodramatic enabler of people who are fine but don't wanna be.

gril or faggot?

Sounds like you should eat a bullet.

mmm loli!

I'm a guy and it started when I was seven. They were dating, and he made me think that it was my fault nobody else would date her because nobody liked single moms. Pretty much said that I had to let him do stuff or she'd hate me. He did...pretty much everything on the sex spectrum. Made me do other things too. Ice baths, pissing my pants, making me go outside nude when it was freezing, hurting my boy parts, etc. People are fucked up.

it's hard to not call people by what they look like genetically, hopefully she looks enough like a woman at some point where people won't be able to tell she really isn't

I'm scared to buy there too. Converting cash to BTC seem confusing.
Try cooking the DMT yourself, I've looked at the recipes and it doesn't look too tough to make from root bark.
Anyone know how to buy domestically and make sure it's not a DEA sting? I know people who do that, but it seems way too risky.

I fucked my sister, she was willing and all. The last time we did was around when we were 13-14. We have never brought it up and discussed it. I also tried to fk my little sister who i think may have been too young to remember

Sure man, just like a fatso with his last pizza
like a junkie with his last blunt
like a Civ player with his one more turn...

>>I have muscle to take care of her
>Proves you never had money
Whatever. I get more ass than you neck-beard.

you're livign together and on good terms.

fuck her for real now. Tell her it shold be when you both can say yes.

>you'll thank me for it later

how did that start? how old were you at the time

Double the trip up in this biz natch nigger

that shit ain't right, be a bro and tell her fiance the truth so he doesn't get fucked in the ass and lose all his stuff after the guaranteed divorce later on

Whatever. I get more ass than you neck-beard.

Lets see your tits

that's fucked user. you said your mom knows now? when did you tell her?

did you get professional help?

you are doing what you should be doing. You are a hero son.

The large ones signify your desire to defeat a worthy opponent, the small ones signify your desire to dominate those weaker than you.
To command respect, all humans desire both.
You're not some serial killer, you're not Dexter, or John Wayne Gacy, or Jeffery Dahmer, or Ed Gein, or the BTK killer. All you are is someone who wants to be something more than what you are which is irrelevant, to almost everyone and everything. You don't matter, and that's worse to you than being seen as a monster.

Of course I've been curious of what it's like, but it's the same feeling of curiosity of what it feels like to be high off coke, but I know I don't want anything to do with it haha

I don't save any simply because I don't want hentai on my phone or computer, which is kinda inconvenient but there's always a loli thread up.

Favorite position though would have to be cowgirl or giving oral

> I wanna die in war. I don't know why it just seems fun. To kill someone and see them cry and shit themselves before I stomp on there through.

You've gotta just be a good looking guy or in the military, because the one guy I know pulling that shit is both the aforementioned.

time to progress that

my boyf has female friends and it makes me uncomfortable. i don't have any friends at all but i wish i had some guy friends. not to fuck around with but to make it even i guess.

I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister

Case closed nigger.

I was recently diagnosed with chronic depression, and by what the shrink told me, I'm having an major depression episode. There's only one person that knows about it because I want everyone to leave me the fuck alone.

The worst part about it is that a few days after that a girl finally admitted that she likes me, and being the dumb piece of shit that I am I agreed to date her. I don't know what to fucking do.

Someone help me.

>Whatever. I get more ass than you neck-beard.
Further proof you are in a relatives basement and are afraid of girls

It's where you have trouble interacting with people in a normal fashion so you project whatever side of yourself you feel suits your present company.
Then someone who over psychoanalyzes shit diagnoses you with a condition that can't actually exist because there are literally billions of humans in today's world and scientific studies that support thier findings can be discredited simply by the words "each human life is a new and individual experience from a new and individual perspective"

That's true right now, but at least I don't have an ex-family that hates me and the only way to get people to fuck me is by paying their fucking college tuition. You tell yourself you pay her to leave you alone after sex but you know she doesn't need any incentive to do that.

You're the worst kind.

I let men tie me up and brutally tickle me for money

Yeah, that makes sense since she's probably kind of afraid of you now. Do you feel bad about it, have you ever talked to her about it? Did she forgive you?

She found out, but she didn't know it was going on during the duration of it. That didn't help until I was 12 though. And yep. Lots of therapy. Probably a waste considering I'm on this site now.

Does this mean you can fuck a girl in her pussy and ass at the same time.
If possible
You're granting her a possible fantasy of 2 guys on her without needing the 2nd guy

Maybe....uuuhhh......maybe go outside.

ikr, I'm also going to buy, in the near future, some shrooms. I will grow them myself, since it's a hundred times cheaper than buying them ready. Good thing that shrooms are relatively legal where I live, since you can buy them as long as the seller says it's "not for human consumption".
It's one of the classic psychedelics and safe to get, but I live with my grandma and I can't grow them yet, so that's a problem. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>the digits forgive you my son

spoiler alert: you'll probably just get blown up by some human sand trash before you even aim your gun at another living thing

seems a sensible attitude and certainly a safe one.

Maybe one day you'll have a bf or gf who has their own collection and will show you some - that way you never own it and are legally in the clear in most places. Seeing a loli suck a cock with a big smile and shining eyes is... something else. Or so I'm told anyway.

Ever roleplayed it with a guy? I've had some fun times with women where we "play with a little friend" together in a roleplay scenario.

All good things to those who wait. I hope things go well for you two user.

If by shitty place you mean anal sex with a bearded man named Ziek then yes.

Why would a so called rich 50 year old think getting ass is epitome of success?
I learned in my early 20's getting laid wasn't exactly the hardest thing in the world, you don't have to be rich or good looking. You really just have to put yourself out there

fuck man. how has it left you fucked today?

how old is bf?

do you trust him?

>That's true right now, but at least I don't have an ex-family that hates me and the only way to get people to fuck me is by paying their fucking college tuition. You tell yourself you pay her to leave you alone after sex but you know she doesn't need any incentive to do that.
Whiskey, money and whores. I am never alone. Honest people that exchange services for money. Better than some moody bitch that can arbitrarily turn sex on and off based on feelings. Women should not be able to vote and sold as a commodity. They are just a fucked up ball of feelings that fuck your business plans. Make money, get women. No money, no women. Too many women falling "in love" with losers that cannot do shit.

How do u get the nudes? R they good quality?

If true that's crazy. Are they likely to be arrested or extradited still?

Also nice ass 8/10

I was practically in the same predicament you were in.
Does she know the people you know?
If you broke up with her, how would they react?
Do you even care?

I am secretly envious of those awful monsters who kidnap girls and lock them in their basements and get them pregnant.

i once mad a legitamit attempt to burn my dog alive when it failed i drowned him

All good things to those who wait user, your time will come. And those shrooms will be dank, nigger.

Much appreciated user

I don't know. It's hard to really measure it all considering there was never really a "normal" for me.

I just told her to go back home and be a family man

For my niece's 11th bday I bought her about $300 worth of stuff from Victoria's Secret

Too much edge for me

Have never roleplayed before, but it's definitely something I'm interested in doing with future partners. I just hope they're not weirded out or something lol

>I learned in my early 20's getting laid wasn't exactly the hardest thing in the world, you don't have to be rich or good looking. You really just have to put yourself out there
You either make money this life or you are a loser and have kids whom hopefully make money. If you get laid easily in your 20s, you are a loser just passing off hope to your children.

I had sex with a five year old girl when I was four years old. She asked me to kiss her and then told me she would tell my parents how naughty I was if I didn't do more and more...until I was eventually eating her pussy out every time my mom left me alone with her while she was studying the bible with her mother. The little bitch only went down on me one time, while I probably can't even count the number of times I tasted her tiny salty snatch! I kept the secret until she moved away which was the day my heart was forever broken.

Bandage the cuts and move on. You are not in my league.

I'm sorry you're so bitter and unhappy. I hope things get better for you.

It would smell, taste bad because it's uncooked meat, it's all muscle so it would be hard to chew, and not to mention in most cases it would be extremely illegal.
Your rape fantasies are nothing more than your past creepin up on ya.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out you've been either wronged, outed, demeaned, belittled, or somehow hurt by women and now you're taking your frustration and anger out on the world by manifesting your hatred as a lust for the abuse of females.

I have fantasies of getting drunk and passing out at a party, only to be fucked by all the horny guys.

Good question, answer it you fucker.

I'm 20 he's turning 23 soon
Not at all. I have trust issues when it comes to men so i know that is playing a big part in my feelings toward this. He knows it makes me uncomfortable but he doesnt seen to care.

You deserve death
>in the most cuddly way possible.

Nice try NSA.

that guy sounds like he would be on a YouTube list of internet killers or something about murder

why? at least do it to a human being who deserves it, not some poor dumb animal

Thank you, random person on the internet.
it's been a real patience test.

Four. She said she liked it, but I knew she wasn't old enough to make that decision.

>I wanna rape my GF's mom and sister so bad. When I masturbate I think of it.
>GF's sister is 12. Look down shirt all the time. Sneak peeks up her skirt too. She knows I want here, and I think she want me too.
WHAT DO YOU THINK Cred Forums ?

plus they liked each other in high school
she doesn't live in the same state as us but how do i know hes not sending her flirty messages and nudes

Have done lot of work to get into facebook accounts, from installing a keylogger into my laptop and sharing to anyone on campus, to getting into their messages to lurk if anyone shared thier pass with them (facebook or email) to guessing secret question, never guessed a password though.
Last time, I used a public computed in the university and there was an facebook account open, I searched instantly their messages for passwords and got the user's one and sent it to myself via email to use it at home
Last thing I've been doing and much more useful is hidden cams in my bathroom

There is no condition, you've been fantasizing about all of the things surrounding suicide.
What people will think, what people will say, who will be hurt by it, who will think differently of you, blah blah fuckin blah.
Nobody fantasizes about death or killing themselves, you either do it or you don't.
Dying hurts retard.

Femanon? If so, do you have rape fantasies?

a lot would be. Take it slow, sound them out, start with older ages and don't go right for "let's roleplay fucking a 5-year-old girl together"!

Or roleplay a bit online. It's fun and hot roleplaying with a woman who's telling me she's licking a little girl to get her ready and then carrying her and lowering her onto my cock.

Sometimes legal pictures of a girl can help give us both the same mental image too, which just makes it hotter.

You sound like you have compulsive manipulative behavior. It's a trait commonly found in neglected children. Why do you feel the need to lie in order to impress people who couldn't care less about you?

I want to, just once, taste girl pussy. Salty, huh?

My sister was my first kiss, what the fuck universe, thats such horse shit
She got on me and told me to kiss her, fuck my life I hate that memory I wish it could go away

There's more to life than money and sex. If you honestly think there isn't you're just a lazy faggot asshole who doesn't want to try things and fail.

trips!

Oh I see it's not 'female friends' it's one particular friend.

How do you know he isn't sending her flirty messages?

>me be on steam last summer
>me 22
>she 14
>got a message on fb
>dude be like "faggot nigger I fucked your sister"
>me: dafaq?
>me be lightskinned indian btw
>dude: I fucked her hard, she sucked my muslim cock, passed her around to my boys and we filled her belly with cum
>me: dont have sister bro, wrong guy
>dude proceeds to send me a dropbox link with dozens of videos, some are a couple minutes, some are a couple hours.
more?

You sound like one of those creepy looking motherfuckers from To Catch a Predator

i call bullshit

yupp

>Does she know the people you know?
Some people, not all of them. If you're referring to the person who knows about what's happening to me. Then no, she doesn't.

>If you broke up with her, how would they react?
They would be very shocked and confused and ask what went wrong, considering that we got along really well (We've only known each other for a month or so, does that change anything?)

>Do you even care?
She's one the few people I still feel anyting. Actually the reason I went to the srink is because recently I've stopped giving a fuck about almost everyone, even my family.

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Reddit-tier post, Cred Forumsaboon

I want to be a girl

>I'm sorry you're so bitter and unhappy. I hope things get better for you.
My ideal girls.

no you dont

just kiss other girls and you'll be fine

Half my family literally lives in Kenya. I'm a black American. I often go to Cred Forums and post as a racist stormfag and spout out the most radical of racial slurs I can think of. I specifically target liberal posters and often criticize even the most minute amount of decency that I happen to come across. I become an absolute, hypocritical, colossal piece of shit. And it's amazing.

It's some kind of cathartic release. Like pissing in a pool already full of piss. I do this more than I'd like to admit. God damn.

They all have fake passports but her Dad still keeps a very low profile but he's pretty safe otherwise. The rest of the family keeps their lips tightly shut but can otherwise travel anywhere except Taiwan basically.

They can't really touch the money either as afaik it's being watched very closely

yes and yes.

Yeah I've heard you can find online roleplay partners over on reddit (/r/ageplaypenpals) however I've never actually done it out of pure laziness

BUMP LIMIT!!!
NEW BREAD!!1!

I've never gotten trips before wooo!

ah yes my mistake. I don't know that's the thing. I wanna trust him but there's just this bad feeling I get about it. Plus shes very slutty so I wouldnt put it past her to send him stuff.

Honestly, it probably is.

As a very very experienced psychonaut, i gotta say, the best experiences dont happen by seeking them out, drug-related or otherwise. Just be around the right people, and the opportunity shall arise when youre ready. Be patient, and continue to put mental thought and energy into it. Immerse yourself in psychedelic culture to help with this

true but it's obvious she is presenting as a woman. nothing pisses me off more when people purposely call her sir, a hndful of fuckers do it at the gas station she works at. idk im just venting here. i have witnessed enough intolerance where i feel justified in hating the average person

That's not to bad Cred Forums kek
But I say this but I'm happy I think.
Or that's just what white people say.

gogogogog0!

chained up and gross? congrats?

>She's one of the few people I still feel anything for
I'm assuming you're afraid of fucking this up for the both of you and damaging the more delicate relationship you have, right?

That's because she's planning on murdering you and she doesn't want the police to be aware of any motive when she does.

I've know several. I try to get them to shave my balls and treat me liek I'm 12 or 14 or whatthefuck ever they need it to be.

same here user
I wanna actually kill my fuckingself
cunt did the same tactics

If you want to play a bit I'd be up for it. It's good fun and it doesn't have to all be about sex. I find it's usually nice having a stranger to talk to AND Roleplay with.

You have any way of keeping in touch?

Also this thread is about to age, continue in the next one

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>I'm not gay

are you checking his phone? sounds like you are.

I don't have any psychedelic enthusiast friend, so I really don't have other options but to seek for it on my own

Also
>off by one

I can understand your disbelief. Some people even believe that you will gain magic powers if you remain a virgin until you are 30 years old... however, sex is natural and kids do it all the time. People probably just preach all that religious nonsense about abstinence because all the boys who did not get to get with their sisters friends would get insanely jealous.... Oh, another secret that might blow your mind is that my sister masturbated since she was 2 years old. We had to keep her shame a secret even though it was destroying our family, what with the child psychologists and religious abuse going on. Who could blame her? I was having sex with her best friend and I think she could sense it. I know that she saw us kissing one time.

bitch just wouldnt listen, huh?

no really i'm not. Besides he's got that thing glued to his hip and there' no way i'm gonna ask to go through it. he tells me all this shit. like he's rubbing in my face almost.

>can you put real loli on Cred Forums?

and now you're 11 and a half and she's 15 and a half.

He just said no one knows aside from his parents and doctors you fucking mongoloid

You're a turd. I hope you have a kid that grows up to die in a car fire.

Yes I am, and I'm also afraid of dragging her along with my bullshit and being a prick, specially because she already had her own share of problems with that. And I'm also afraid of becoming emotionally dependent, she shouldn't have to be burdened by that.

Used to jack off to pics of aunt... she's my mom's identical twin sister... :\

You'd be surprised how many hot girls just want to be kept naked and like a pet. Just nee to control their diet and exercise so they don't get fat.