ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING.
Even : Yes
Odds: No
ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING.
Even : Yes
Odds: No
will you tell me what do I ask?
Will she ever love me
Trump is going to win?
O MIGHTY ASSHOLE, will I every find love?
will my dick go in without preamble?
Should I jack off to gay furry porn and piss play before I go to bed?
Will I get back with my ex? Im really confused right now
oh fuck.
will this post be dubs?
How high are you?
do she succ gud
is he gonna die
so Clinton is going to lose?
/thread
It doesn't really work
oh shit
am i relevant
Will someone get quads on this post?
>Odds
>Dubs
double five which is even. you cannot beat my flawless logic
wym? It works fine AND has a sense of humor.
Does she like me?
Am I really a fucking autistic abomination, like am I really not a person in denial but a serious fucking disgrace to humanity
Will i find my self confidence?
will I ever get a korean gf?
is that zuzana's asshole?
is 1 better than 2
Will she sleep with me?
do I have depression?
is 2 better than 1
Should I fap?
Does anybody like me?
Does she think about me?
shall I go to bed nao
So this, oh wise user, is a yes?
is the wise asshole real?
Does she miss me?
oh
am i relevant yet
For real?
Will my ex ever miss me?
did han shoot first?
damn
911 was an inside job?
roll
Will I get to die within the next 20 years or should I make the best of this shitty life?
Would it ever work with him?
Are you actually wise?
Trump is John Titor?
can i do it?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
lol you didnt specifically ask about doubles in your post though. you shall continue to remain confused with the wise asshole's ambiguous reply
Will Venn ever stop being salty?
If it's meant to be, yes. Try talking to them with a heart-to-heart conversation. That's what a lot of couples lack. Communication.
yes he did
will I always be alone? Kek
Will Hillary die before the elections?
Emma Watson secretly wants to suck my dick?
I fucking hate you you piece of shit
Should I take a shit? Ive had Opioid Constipation for 17 days now and Im starting to get worried.
Let the blood bath commence.
kek you should have just accepted it. now the asshole is fucking with you and you'll never know if he meant it or not.
>implying Trump isn't John Titor
Should I take this hoe out again or nah?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
...
Will she sleep with me?
I want to hug you :c
Hillary is reptilian?
9gag is better than Cred Forums?
Should fap tonight?
The butthole has spoken.
Is she a whore?
Am I gay
Fuck, I knew it
I want you to hug me user
The wise asshole is lying?
should I text sandy tomorrow
Only way to set if this is for sure
Will Hilary win?
???
/Thread
Will they work out in the end?
Fuck, I wanna hug you too user.
will i get the 1450
will I be in a relationship soon?
1390?
above 1370?
FAGS
will I get laid this week?
If this is dubs, the wise asshole is not fucking fake
Do you need a hug too?
lol is this an sat score? asshole, tell me if i'm wrong, but i bet he gets lower than a 1200
It's been so long since I've hugged anyone user, thank you...
that's not how it works
Will I make the money I need to and buy a fucking house reasonably soon?
yea your mom and hug my dick
Is Jon hard
sleep now?
Well.. everyone deserves a hug when they feel down. :c
will i get the job?
Will we ever meet again?
:.(
Should i kill myself?
Are you 12? Go to sleep kiddo. It's past your bed time.
I will go to sleep now user, thank you for calming my soul enough for me to get some rest.
are you 10? i bet your asshole is tight
I'm glad I could help somehow. You get some rest. c:
i did wrong¿
Will my life ever get better?
Will we end up dating?
Well that makes me feel better. Hell I even got dubs
Jesus christ that's one clean shaven asshole
Will I achieve great wealth before 21?
I bet you would think about a 10 year old's asshole.
Be on the lookout faggot, don't want you getting caught near an elementary school.
Are you full of shit?
should i an hero soon?
will I get back with my girl?
pfff why? will i accidentally come across you fucking the children and report you?
can I just re I miss her
ok in that case reroll
She's already riding another dick.
you fucker. let me roll again
should I fap?
if no, then i'mma sleep
>implying an asshole exists that is not full of shit
will the trap fags ever leave?
will i ever get to put it in her ass?
apparently not
you've given me two time dubs - now just give me my slut back
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kek
If I cheat with her will I?
wise asshole, is she riding another dick?
Will I find God in this lifetime?
Will I ever find love?
yea guess she isnt fucking another man, but she will eventually since you aint getting back with her
Will I get laid in the next 2 years?
see she must not be
wise asshole, I offer myself as tribute for her back. ass will for ever been eaten in your name
the asshole has spoken, sorry user
so the deal has been struck. I will go out an buy some Listerine tomorrow
perhaps you would offer a sacrifice?
does she really still love me
Is Donald Trump a secret agent for Israel?
Will he ever be open to being in a polyamorous relationship?
will i get a job in the next month?
will she ever love me
is she going to break up with me this week?
Will i be cute
Should I fap?
Should i kill myself tonight
idk if you really worded that right for a deal to be made. but if so that means you gotta eat her booting every time you fuck to get her back and keep her or she'll leave you again
Will Olivia ever date me?
Will we be friends?
Will I finish my biology degree this academic year?
O ancient noble asshole, should i do the thing im debating?
Is she cheating on my bro?
should i fap again?
Will I pass my exams?
future fez y/n
Tell me, oh wise asshole...
are evens no and odds yes?
will me an she ever hook up?
reroll
Does Britney love me?
Will the next post be dubs?
ambiguous answer is ambiguous my dick needs more porn
Should I tell them?
>for you
WISE ASSHOLE IS A FALSE GOD
EXPOSED
I was prepared for this reality. I know what I must blrgfhrgfhrggrg
should I talk to that cute girl I met the other night?
PaRaDoX Dooood
curse my dick! why did it have to type that and press send?
IVE DOOMED US ALL
am I gay for fapping to trans
Is she happy?
Well fuck my life
at least the asshole has been proven to be full of shit now
yes user, that is so gay it makes you shine like vampires during the day
Will I get laid this week
You will crash the internet son
>No
>that foreshadowing
is op a faggot
this thread went downhill fast. wise asshole must be stoned!
Should I fap?
Will I marry my Palestinian princess?
Do i fart or jerk off tonight?
Fart odd
Wack the pesky cook even
Will I marry the fat fuck of a gf I have now.
>odds get
should i quit harassing that fag on FB?
Are you sure, Asshole? I really want to marry my sidebooboo
Will anhero if odds
>Being this fucked
Will there be 2 winners?
Even more than 2 winners?
am i pretty nigga
DO I ATLEAST GET GOODBOYPOINTS??????
Less?
should i quit my job
Any winner?
Can you check em?
will she ever suck my dick again?
Only if you understood user....I just want some tendies now so I can get in the naptime mood.
Will our sex be good?
Will I be happy with the sex though?
will i get odds?
Reroll?
Is trump gonna win
Are you an untruthful piece of shit ass hole?
Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
Sleeping good tonight
Will I hit diamond tonight?
will i ever eat salad again?
Will i fuck riana
Will you say the exact opposite of evens and odds of the outcome and or answer I am trying to seek
will my foreskin ever grow back?
are you truthful?
Will my wife actually go through with the divorce?
HELL
YES
Should I consider myself a practical, sensible man?
...
Does Moohammad give rimjobs during month of Mooharam
what are those white bumps all around the asshole? is that what happens when the boipucci becomes aroused?
should i take another chance whit that bitch i used to love?
Will i win my court case today?
Will I have a job soon?
No
O wise and allknowing asshole, will Casca ever get her memories back?
Will I get it?
Will i sleep with her tomorrow
Are these digits even?
Will i ever get a better looking gf?
Damnit
should i stay with sofia?
Mindfuck
will i make it there
chiara will talk to me again ?
I'm Pinocchio and my nose will grow
Dubs bless you my friend.
and will i get back together with paula?
Will i succesfully kill myself?
Will I ever be able to suck a horses cock?
Are criminals always black?
Will I ever be able to cum in a horses pussy?
Will I ever be able to fuck a stallion?
Will beastiality become legal?
Do I get atb?
does she like me or is she fucking with me?
Will i ever fuck Miriam?
has shamsher fucked her?! asshole
dear god
Can I have something to EAT?
Does he like me, oh wise asshole?
will i finish my paper
Will Trump Win ????
if it says yes and he actually wins expect a post of this picture and a bunch of nudes of my exs to get dumped that day bro
will i wake up on time tmrw
Should I smoke more?
Hey asshole
Should I jackoff using my sis in law panties today? Thx
Does she still loves me? T_T
Should I get shitfaced tonight?
is she going to be the one
Does she like me back?
Am I gonna be staying home tomorrow?
;_;
Will I get a better job soon?
hijack for roll
Does she or will she ever love me back?
Is she getting back with him?
Has she cheated on me
Will we end up back together and work things out
Does she like me?
If I quit Cred Forums will she love me?
Are the twins mine?
Does ur mum know ur gay
Will she ever love me
Is there any hope for my unrequited love?
is she the one?
Reroll
Will I get a girlfriend soon
Does she love me back
think she'll come back around?
All of these 'will she love me back?'s :'(
Will I find the one soon?
Should I make a move on my female friend who has a Bf?
I will get to give anal in my next relationship?
she luv me?
Ayy
will it work out in my favour?
Oh mighty asshole, can Donald Trump become president of the United Kingdom
should i go to sleep?
Will English become the most used language in the world?
will i somehow get the startup capital needed to begin my daily transactions?
are you gay
shit.
beginning of next year?
FUCK.
im gonna be homeless, arent i?
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKK
is there anything that i am capable of doing to prevent this from happening?
Will I get with this girl?
is it maybe a talent i havent found out i have yet?
so its something i already know?
is it something i have to take out another loan to go to school for?
am im i a cuck my choice or by habit?
Does zero count as an even number?
oh thank you wise asshole.
final question, that dream i had that felt more like a premonition of me dying before i reach 35, thats not gonna happen is it?
in that gorey detail?
Will she provide a succ?
fuck.
your responses are definitely ones i didnt want to hear.
theres no turning around these abandonment issues i have, is there?
Me and her have a future
well shit.
im gonna die alone, broke, and homeless.
great news for a very late sunday night
Is it gonna happen tomorrow?
oh mighty asshole, will I ever be happy?
really?
but alone and homeless?
Will this user die a happy man?
just alone then?
thats not very comforting eitherway
just broke?
i really do hope i dont need to sell of my collection to survive.
Oh wise asshole, will we ever defeat Gigga Nigga once and for all?
please oh wise asshole, make some sense of these responses.
my depression is getting truly out of hand, but suicide is not going to help. You know im just going to come back to do this again.
i have a couple of difficult years ahead of me, dont i?