Shit like this

Shit like this

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lol that's not how you make watermelon soup

This is amazing

bump

Holy shit what even is this thread.

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>not quite enough change to hire a hooker?
>make pussy substitute with milk and coins

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Something about this makes me want to hurl

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This belongs to >>ck/ but I do like cringe food. Keep going.

/Thread

Best thing ever

Bump, i love this

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I'm not sure if this counts, but whatever

finally

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if it was milk than it'd be god tier

I can die happy now

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More

Fucking white people

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Here ya go.

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yum, I take a glass of milk and dip bread in it and it's so good

Damn, he breath be freshshshsh

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he forgot the salt
it really takes salt to taste like a real pussy, without it it just feels like one.

dude you do realize this is an actual sandwich people eat

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I HATE THIS SO MUCH

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Who's the chick

Yer mother

>people

Who just decides to do this shit?

i feel like this is the beginning of a tv ad

thx for remind to lookup howtobasic

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>actual sandwich

It's strangely not terrible too.

Try it sometime if you haven't.

taco belle

Fuck

Where?
In Britain?

serengeti nonelected admonish

good ol usa

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eclectic sextuplet manger corncrib

Fucking niggers, I swear smh.

this thread is amazing

These are all new
Fags on Cred Forums actuly started making stuff for once

This is the devil's thread

Naughty America

Ye

That milk steak better be boiled over hard

I've always wanted to try that

what does this mean
what does anytihngk klsekfnmadb78nan fjnfnj

>i have seen the face of God

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with milk steak...nice to see they added raw jelly beans though

You should leave

some see the devil
some behold the mind of God...
who knows what is real?

Neither
We are just a huge subsystem of subsystems of energy being fucking autistic and entropy increasing and decreasing
Get over it

Hey, Billy Mays here! Are you tired of always finding wrinkles in your potato chips but the iron just isn't getting them out? Well I have the perfect product solution for you!

Fuck you

lol most britfucks would find these meals eatable as they naturally eat shit on a daily basis, im french that s why i say that

lost
and by that I mean vomited

cunt

that would go good with a grilled charlie on the side with some paint to wash it down

What color?
trust me this is important

wut.

Aubrey Evans

you been huffin paint again chahlie?

Neyce [insert strongest fairy here], maytee

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benis

There's something about the single fucking pea that's hilarious to me

shiet

Gege

mangle nantucket lilac estrange

not even risking it

555

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anyone else here still posting aesthetic pics?

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fine

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whats wrong? this is normal

kek

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fuck you

id eat that

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kek edited

checked

nig

I like to slow cook my turkey neck as the turkey is cooking, then I separate the bones from it and put it in the turkey gravy.

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHY DO THESE 'YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO DIE IN HER SLEEP" POSTS EXIST. THEY ARE A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP THREADS ALIVE, JUST CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUCKING THREAD.

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A

turkey in the Russian exclusive. We rarely eat it

Cindy Crawford. She's looking fucking amazing for her age

Fuck

www.metabunk. org/debunked-chinese-fetus-soup.t2203/

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Really wish that was a fag here who could tell us seriously how this thing tastes

fucker

It's fake anyway

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>salty milk and coins

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3D egg printer

a.k.a pussy simulator

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

mcdank

Darn it to heck

Your luck ma is sick

TOP KEK

Lame copy pasta

you can do this to clean a keyboard, it doesnt harm them as long as you let them dry before plugging them in

i know this is copypasta, but this is the most autistic thing ive read tonight

Last time I was on LSD me and my buddy went to get a couple of fountain drinks from the nearby campus store after about 10 hours from our drop. I thought I had pretty much finished tripping until i got to the machine and had to manuver through like 3 other people (who im pretty sure were just regular stoned) and i just about lost all my spaghetti and did almost exactly as related image.

Ended up with like 24oz. Of warm gatorade.

This shit is actually fucking delicious. I highly advise anyone who hasn't tried peanut butter on a pickle to try it as soon as possible. Shits fuckin tasty

OP here, I'm amazed that this thread is still going on

You shut the fuck up.

OC

Slav is no animal.

what is that ?

I tried to squat like Slav today.

I don't know how they do it.

that looks p good

an ultra low res picture of a crab leg stuck in a trashcan.

No fucking way

you're just too fat

A nu cheeki breeki iv damke

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I'm 6'2 and weigh 160
I'm one of the thinnest people I know.

backstory: i was on vacation and incredibly drunk in barcelona and i saw this all by myself. i found it hilarious that there was just a random crab leg stuck in a trash can and snapped a pic. the quality got corrupted after my old phone shitted out

stale

nvm, you just have a very high center of gravity.

Ikr?!
Fucking bump

I can do it for like2 seconds before falling over
:,^(

this. bump

6'1, 140 here
IKTFB

Also, my knees tend to bend a little too far and starts pulling the joint apart...

yup, manlet master race here, 5'7 and can hold for a good 2 minutes.

fuck

Get off this site with your memes

>tfw you still hear his voice

This is worse than a rekt thread

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NOT TODAY FAGGOT

Here we see yet again the horrors of fascism take form as the shrine maiden brutally assaults the innocent fairy. Truly a tragic time do we live in.

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Leratiomyceshis Protect Dubs Bonus

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Without the fruit loops I'd eat this.

Human meat tastes bitter as fuck

Like your mom?

more OC

gonna find out soon or later

also checked

alright everyone, stop shitposting and post weird shit please

Go suck a big ol' donkey dick

As you wish

Can't see shit you dumb asshole

Thats Jenna Jameson, back in the day.

thats the point

Svenskar vi borde tat ryssarnas sida

Where is this? It looks nightmarish.

japan

the fuck are you talking about?

Contributing

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She's obviously Asian

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Get on outta here with my eyeholes!

I was correct, then.

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This doesn't really look that bad.

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This actually isn't bad

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This thread is beautiful

Can anyone tell me how the blue LEDs on the stove would cook anything?

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This is a thing.
Look up "MyVirginKitchen - Baked Bean Pizza"
on YouTube, it actually looks really good

Hawaiian Pizza is best pizza.

the fucking face

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thats a gas stove.......

>reddit screenshot
>normie picture circulated all over social media.
>didnt crop reddit gui
REEEEEEEEEE

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What's wrong with squirrel

>fucking cornbread

HAH fucking die

aspergers

Its absolutly not kosher.

a classic american food

right in the feels man..... not cool

dessert is a half room temperature bottle of beer and cat food for your nap

I enlarged it, glanced, minimized it and then kept going. four or five mouse scrolls later, I had to 'wat' and go back and realize what fucking evil this picture is, this is the dark lord of all demons and spirits.

double cheese burger on french-fries and topped with hash-browns? ive been doing that since elementary school

I'd eat it

cover it in gravy

>lick back of hand and sniff

youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
is tutorial

this thread keeps me alive

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OH don't worry, I've watched this many times.

>fmw cant tell reddit from imgur

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idc, still he didnt fucking crop it

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The beauty of this one is it had to be done in secret

sigh...

Bloody hell its edible you cunt

>bean pizza
no its not

I lobe bibles

I wonder why he was holding it like that.

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/ck/ memes is the best memes

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Shits weak

STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP

adfgdfg

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Gore that what this thread used to stand for. Tsk

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Can you not see the fucking lines you imbecile! This is why you swing a fucking hammer for a living bill, you need to get your shit together man.

Lames

no

Skin beautiful post

Nice job, looks delicious

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Wakatela

I'm trying

tryhard pos fag, ur mom will die in her sleep tonight, no matter what.

stfu spic

Thread full of samefags

pls no

This is wasteful in the food area but straight up baller in the drink section, fucking genius mate!

only samefag around here is your dad, samefagging his cock into your ass.

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A E S T H E T I C C

136 posters! "Uuuh samefag alert, do you like me now chan chan, am I part of the meme?"


No die

kys

autism?

Where the fuck have I heard that before?

You are what you eat.

>random

ha, and you thought you could be sneaky samefagging your cock into your ass

fucking disgusting

I'd rather eat shit than rancid cheese and raw meat like a savage.

but what are the batteries for?

imagine how good that circle in the middle would be to eat on it's own though

meh, if i could i would, comeback failed bitch.

Ancient hawaiians say "time for a dicking"

Hillary Clinton obviously. Clearly that is a campaign add for america in the corner

Ralph pootawn pls

gross

Fuck

Wow slow down Charles, put down the flamethrower, you burned them all are you happy now?

e

old sport

stfu rick and morty lover

how can you tell that's reddit? Are you from reddit?

I want to fuck that burger.

why am i so superstitious.

yea its better than this shithole

Hell yeah, that counts. All burritos matter.

nigger*

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meep

k

Cuck

pls leave