Late night dick rate thread, let's go faggots

Late night dick rate thread, let's go faggots.

i dont know i think that mushroom looks poisonous

Would put in spaghetti/10

r8 m8s

I think you missed a spot while shaving m8

JUST RATE THIS SHIT CUNTS

Who the fuck takes a picture of their penis on the toilet?

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A minor who shares a room with his brother.

nice cheeto dick

i was taking a shit fam

are you a turtle?

You should call your dick Shai'Hulud, because that sleeper is awoken

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That just looks painful and frightening

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Tell me about the semen of your homeworld

Holy fuck i wanna bounce on those dicks all nighr

That's massive

Ive been laughing for a good 10 minutes over the fact that you may have had the thought while shaving "Hmm, what if i Hitler my dick"

R8

Your penis is ugly as fuck.

Well played

kek, didn't expect a dune reference about my dick
where you at?

The way your dick was angled reminded me of a sandworm. I had to act

Fuck it. R8

Fondle the balls, polish the shaft, swallow the gravy/10

I have so many questions:
1. Why is your name on the desk?
2. What the hell is wrong with the floor?
3. Why the Hitler stache of pubes?
I must be getting older because the environment is so off-putting. Wasted potential.

0/10 don't like toilets.

8/10. Really good shape.
10/10. That's a good one. No complaints.
Acme anvil fell on it/10

kek did he try to fuck a spring?

Dune is the bomb, so no complaints from me.

Thats not Hitler! Thats Abraham Lincoln.

r8

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>see thumbnail, meh
>open thumbnail
>scroll down
>god dammit

was not ready for that, kek

KEK

no cam but can user help a brother out?

im 6.5x5.5 inches

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FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN INCHES AGO

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He looks more like Nigel

>Smashing

That pacth tho.

Pube r8 plz...I'm very proud of them