Dubs decides

Offer her cookies

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Still counts as dubs, right?

(And if I got dubs, say "ever heard of tumblr? They're the ones suggesting these things.)

Not the response I expected

GODDAMN NEWFAGS

I'm suspicious. He got hard too quick

can you?

.... I'm going to take that as a no.

i can only play guitar with my dick

Dude, I get hard looking at an extra curvy piece of driftwood.

"Yeah, and I got something you might know how to play well." And then send a pic of your asshole.

Hell yeah

this. this so much

"I shove my cock between the strings and tune the guitar until i start bleeding and uncontrollable jizzing all over my loli posters"

"Sorry that was for someone else, but anyways, dick rate?"

roll

Then tell her that, rather than ruining your chance with her.

...

R E E E E E E E E E E E R O L L

Last reroll and then its up to yall fags to get it to catch

Yes I can, can you play with my dick?

Hahahaa, what a good response, but yeah, i can play the guitar.

roll

...

Yes but I can play with that pussy better (also check'em)

Roll

Plz

Roll

Winrar

7RARWIN

No I just use it for protection, what did you think of my dick?

Reroll

Winrar

Rolling like bowling.

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Reroll

Reroll

Rolling

Jesus christ

Winner of nothing

Ever try Erotic asphyxiation

Winner

Fuck me right in the pussy

Omg

OP you better deliver

She is fucking owning you, man

"oh shit that was for your dad"

Pls b0ss

Tell her it's the camra

Use your asshole then.

"That's what I thought when I started playing the guitar. Then it got harder."

Rolling for this

But that wasnt even my dicks final form..,..

Or you have big hands

This

Reroll

Plz

Pls OP!

Reroll

I'll give you the best head of your life and all I expect is a measly, lackluster handy jo in return

I have fetish of being a the kid and you the pedophile

Omg I've gotten dubs twice in a row

Rollololol

Faggot

Well then just put it directly in your mouth.

Who here is honesty trying to get this guy laid?

lol, roll for this i guess

Rolling for this.

roll for this

I'm the user who said plz both are good so pick whichever

Winrar

Rolling for this

Winner
Also a winner

Feelsbadman

This one plz

This

I'm sorry OP

So tits or nah?

how about you don't use your hands at all. Just let me in that box

She is utterly tearing you apart haha

winrar

I'm so sorry. Can we get this man some feels

Cred Forums is telling me what to say. They promised it would get me laid

I knew you should've done the other one, man.

My dick has 100% satisfaction guarantee.

Is this what the shadow realm feels like?

Winrar

Reroll

Dude...

Roll

Okay seriously though, would you be down to fuck? Or nah

Absolutely DESTROYING you!

She's a fucking savage

kek

I've got enough cash to make you play with my dick harder than I've ever played that guitar

Well. I tried.
That was fun. What are you up to?

Well she did say she will choke on it

Holy shit the feels are real.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Whoops, winnar

This is 100% fake.

dude i'm seriously feeling bad for you and i dont even have a small dick

Fuck it. This

Okay... Fine. You win, I give up.

are you afraid of choking ?

>Wasted dubs
>TFW

Rollin for this

LMAO THIS

Savage SAVAGE SAVAGE
>FUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNORMIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARD

Reroll

Rolling.

THIS

Can I at least suck your toes?

"From my own experiences it tastes like the dankest of memes".

reroll!

Rollin for navy seal pasta

Bitch quit trying to be edgy. You either come suck my cock or send me a pussy pic. Fucking fuck you piss me off you.

Dubs mate

Winrar!

I need her reaction to this

Haha so many wasted dubs

Well you don't have to put it in you're mouth, I'd fuck the shit outta your pussy

Sure, reroll

dear lord this girl is savage

WINRARS!

roll

reroll

SAVAGE SAVAGE SAVAGE BRUH BRUH
>FUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARD

...

Taylor Alaska

Nice

Looks like this bread is dead boys

Plz

I fucking love her!

Can I eat you like a retard on bathsalts?

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Is op kill?

Roll for feet

CAN I JUST GET ONE

>bread is dead

>FUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDFUCKINGNOMRIESGETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARD

Thread is dead

OP couldn't handle it and an hero himself

Fucking hell

No.

Roll

I just want the reaction.

Winrar

THANK YOU user I WILL SUCK YOU BENIS

...

Op is kill

i want to marry you

Yawn.

Sent both and she sent the whole shrek is love shrek is life copy pasta back...

Sweet, reroll

They call me Shrek because somebody once told me you got that dagobah swamp snatch

What's her kik lmfao

Seems fitting right now.

So what do I have to do to get you naked, all jokes aside? I'll do it. Whatever you want.

Now do this

I'm afraid this girl is also a Cred Forumstard

Same

Here we go boys

WINRAR

Pls help

this

Lets go, OP! You got this!

Meet up with her

Bless your sole

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

reroll for Kek, our lord and savior.

It's over op, the best you could hope for now is to ask her to Pegg you :^

get pics sonnn

Holy shit is it re-railed?

rolling for this

...

Rolling

reroll

Nah, but i bet your pussy is

Yes

Can i at least tongue-punch your fart box?

Reroll

reply with this fam

reroll

No I hate puns, but I like you.

It still fits

Shameless reroll

user plz

Bless your sole

Rolling rolling rolling

Rolling

Bless your sole

Reroll

winrar

WINRAR

>if she's a femanon why not treat her like one
show her your fedora OP

winrar

Helping this user get a reroll

Tell me, is it too much to ask for you to be Jas-mine?

Let's go

Win

Damn, got em.

Solid 7.214/10. The way you handle my crap is the wife material

i just want to fuck as many of your holes as possible

This

We can do it

Ok, this after sole blessing.

you think she knows how they make Mike and Ikes? I've been sucking them for hours and then all turn out to be little clear jellys after a little bit of time in my mouth.

delet this

Interesting

rolling

Reroll for actual compliment

Tits?

THIS

ROLLLING

Rolllll

...

reroll

Because I'm desperate for some pussy, gurl

This fits because of what she said

WE R LEGION GURL DATZ Y

Rollllllll

This

...

why do so many white girls seem to like black men?

For one thing, I've never seen an attractive black guy in my entire life. And I don't actually know any white girls that like black guys, or have been with black guys. It's a general consensus with all the girls I've known that black guys are completely unattractive.

They have ugly, primate-like facial features, with those fat ugly noses and elongated skulls. Their skin tone is extremely unattractive, and their skin tends to be oily with a bad smell. Their hair is fucking disgusting, that ugly sheep hair, and the way their body hair pills up has legit almost made me puke before. They sound HORRIBLE. The way they talk is such a massive turnoff I can't even explain. That ghetto, lazy, retarded way of talking makes my pussy shut like a steel trap. The music they listen to is garbage and a turnoff, if I'm ever with a guy and he starts playing some retarded mainstream rap I'm just giving up on the guy altogether. Their personality and the way they act, dress and carry themselves just baffles me, I honestly don't understand why people accept it, they're literal savage barbarians with ugly skin and shitty clothes.

I live in a pretty big city, and I RARELY see a black guy with a white girl, and the ONLY times I do see it is when the chick is either extremely trashy, extremely unattractive, or both..

Ya know how when you are a kid you be mean too the person you have a crush on........ Yeah

Rerollll

Rolly on my poley

>archenemy
>why are you being so nice

sounds like op is a faggot troll

roll

she seems cute
what does she look like?
any pics?

It's not me. It's me

rollin

Honestly? You got some great tits. How can I see them if I hate you?

fucking this, come on Op

WE WUZ KANGS (The wife material shit if dubs)

rollin 4 dis

I just really like you and I don't know how to handle it so I hid behind a casual yet vindictive demeanor and now I realize the errors of my ways and I'm just trying to figure out how to express .y feelings for you.

ROLLAND GAROS

THIS IS GOLD

Winrar

Im desperate for some average puss

Ding

Reroll cuz fuckin a op better share pussay

c'mon

wasted fucking dubs again
reroll this

Rolling

Congratulations on the double digits my friend!

Rolling pin

F5
F5
F5
F5
F5

Is there an almost in there?

So your saying there's a chance...?

This after

Send a picture of your tits op. And tell her it's her turn

So you're saying there's a chance?

At least use the right grammar faggot

Because they don't exist

...

Do it

Well, that's a dream thrown off the bucket list.

Would you at least fuck me with a strap-on?

Almost is how I was conceived there's hope yet.

rolling

Sry ment 2 send 2 my mum

Roll

tracer picture? what a waste of space you are

winrar

Rolling

roll

Link her to the thread.

Is there an almost in there?

WINN

Reroll

roll

Finally got dubs in this fucking thread Jesus.

Winrar

Re

i would fuck you for a klondike bar

winner

rolling again

Rolling.

LMAO ROLL

Rollllll

Why did you need us?

Doing the laundry will surely get her pants off...

Roll

Roll for this.

Schwifty

Damn

MAKE NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT

I posted this on Cred Forums and all of my replies have been made by other people because I'm too much of a coward to talk to girls

roll?

...

Re roll

Suprise dick pic, she will never see it coming

Good, I love hate fucking

Implying I haven't already.
Bitch close a curtain once in a while.

Your existance is to serve as a slut to JOHN CENA

roll

What do you have against me?

Well how about that pussy?

ROLL PLS

Could i at least drink your urine directly from the source?

...

Too much sauce!!

Really a dick pic? Amatuer hour over here. What she needs is a butt sharpie

You show me yours ill show you mine ;)

k, you can keep your top on when we fuck

...

Winrar

darn gg op link to thread

how about a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole

SHOW ME YOUR TITS IM THE TITTY MONSTER HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
*cookie monster voice*

Sorry about that, I'm autistic - you're basically the only girl to have ever shown me any type of attention.

WINRARWINRARWINRAR

"do you want to see my meme cock? hehe xd"
If you have a way to put hehe xd up your shaft, do so.

If you posted before you would be fucking her tomorow, so now im rolling for

Roses are red, violets are blue. We're having sex because I'm stronger than you

Winner

>inb4 dinosaur

WINAR

I want dirt OP

WINNARRRRRRRRR

Can you lick my cum off your tits?

Fucking cringe dude

I wanna fuck you with tabasco sauce as lube

WIN FUCKING RAR BOIZ

I WILL SHIT MYSELF IF HE DOES THIS

Well how about that pussy?

ROLL

fuck me silly and call me snoop dogg

"Let me be serious now, sorry: Can I invite you to a drink or two, maybe that'll change your mind about me"
Then dont arrive or let her pay by running away.

ok then, I'll show you my real cock

It's irrelevant now your ruining any chances we will possibly ever have

Rolling for this

Rerooll

Bump

"I fucked my dad yesterday. Let me show you his erotic dog-inspired positions. His fave is "the tublerer"

>most fucked up thing I could think of rn.

I apologize for what I did earlier, I wasn't thinking at all. I mean, what kind of idiot sends a dick pic out of the blue, for no reason?. I guess I was trying to hard, so let me start again.
Hi, my name is (op's name) and I really want something with you. Not only sex, but something meaningful. Something we can share for the rest of our lifes.
I love you babygirl.

Re roll

...

OP stop bothering yer mom in kik for fucks sake

Send this

WINNNNNERERRERERE

Rolling

my dick just die because of you, let me bury it in your ass

Re

Roll this is the best we got besides hate fucking

this is GG op link to thread b4 fucking bump limit

You MUST give us her username.

...

rolling

Kek winrar. OP, you got a lot of demands now.

rolling for the lels

NOW IS THE PRESTINE MOMENT

Again

Reroll

yeah? well if i've never fucked then how does i can then how do i know how to how i how do i how can i how do i know what how

reroll

Good timing OP do it

THIS FAG IS WINRAR BOIS

just send random zalgo text

Follow this with a dick pic

kek roll

Didn't want to resort to this but how much could I pay you to change your mind?

Ill kill myself for you.
Ill kill you for myself.

kekrollercoaster

This

...

Please

rolling for this

"Rerollllll"

this is is playing hard to catch, roll

I want to lick your asshole. I can do it blindfolded if you are shy

YES

show her the thread Op!

How would you know? You are not Mama

Roll

Lol. This one

Fuckoff
Re

Pleasze

This

Tell her to send a picture of her toes

...

Winar

INTERESTING

Ugh it's never gonna happen

Dis

WINRARRRRRAR

Ask her for a picture of herself

...

This

still waiting for that dinosaur

You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

roll

are you niggering me?

rolling

PLEASE

Rolling

Re

WHATS WITH THIS GAL AHAHAHHA
shes a fucking btard

11th reply is the charm?

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Tell her to send a picture of her toes