Waifu claiming thread

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OwTheEdge

Wait, I was thinking of Soul Reaver instead. My bad, Eru!
>I've never been very good at those fighting games.

I dunno, depending on how tired I am tomorrow night, I might go for that drive in the canyons finally.

It's a Monday, so maybe.

Ah, so you're finally back in Commiefornia already?
>Later Booki!

These came with the car! And I've got more pressing matters than the tires to worry about right now.

Alice? Or Arisu?

Because they want to be accepted into their stupid peer groups to be liked.

Because boys make the best girls.
Captcha: queen fono

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Claiming Arthur Kirkland/England.

Gotta fit in with the elite, am I right?

Because, sometimes a Daddy loves another Daddy's... well, body, and one or the other, or both Daddy's consume each other's precious fluids.
After having many happy breakfast's this way, Esdeath comes into being from the glowing tips of the Daddy-parts that touched.

I'm a monster. I was hanging out with some friends yesterday and they whipped out SC2 and I was like "Boy you wanna get FUCKED up?"
He money matched me
I have $10 now.
>It started with him getting the first hit, I did a counter and just went HAM
>I fucked him up.

pls respond

You are right.

I'm not Alice, I'm just an Alice lover.

yeah everyone one seems like a dick on here to be that cool kid of Cred Forums

you going to insult me for no reason agian?

This seems scientifically sound. I will accept this as fact.

Hello again Alice
That's no good
>another get
Bork woof doggo
Drive in the canyons sounds nice

Why? Do you want me to?

I do remember you saying something about having a wet dream about me insulting you. Do you like me or something? Creep.

Yes yes, I am here. I see, doesn't sound that bad in theory. Do they do anything else together? Discord, perhaps?

Whatever fampai, you can do whatever you want.
I shouldn't be the one pointing fingers.

I can't do it for you either way, so get to it.

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My bad, I mixed up names real bad.
>Shino =/= Shiro
I've got no idea on who Shino is, though.

You're saying it like it was a bad thing.

You could get out of bed and do it in this very instant if you truly wanted to.
>Just believe in me that believes in you.
>I don't think that's how it goes.

He gets off on people insulting and degrading him.
Can't people see that?

Hi there, other Alice. Still up, I see?

Poor thing. If it makes you feel any better, I've been going to sleep at 6 am for the past two days.
Fucking hell, Cirno, my sides.
Whst do you think about Raymoo senpai?

youtube.com/watch?v=6sq9WSv3Rnc

I probably should. They feel gross
I slept for about an hour

I'm on a bit of a roll tonight it seems... 3 trips and a quads now.
I slept all day, it's only natural that i'm up all night.

You're waifu is fucking gay

The first to get shot in a school shooting

tomoko, not the user behind her I was still steamed about you calling me stupid. but im better.

yes you have seen through my plans how how did you know!

Oh man, that's why I NEVER bet on people in games, unless I know for a fact that I'll win... which is never, since I'm terrible at games.

Fair enough.

I'll have the whole thing recorded, don't worry.

Most people from the rabbit play games together, they have a discord revolving around that.

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Actually I cannot. We got laws that say, more or less, NO LOUD NOISES AFTER 10PM. Sucks but eh, keeps the niggers from turning up all night.

It's more fun just to not sleep.

Forgot picture.

Weren't you trying to fix that? Poor am I confusing people again. Did Syndra go take a nap?
Most of them don't post here anymore in favor of taking in the discord

It was hilarious. One of my friends knew how good I was, and he came back in around the time we had finished setting up and he's like "Tell me you didn't money match him."
"Yeah I did, why?"
>Game starts.
"May God have mercy on your soul."
I never money match unless its Soul Calibur, or Tekken.

youtube.com/watch?v=flL5b1NaSPE

Is THIS Alice new?
I don't normally see Alice Margatroid getting claimed in these threads.
Or was that justb ad timing?

The guy on the left looks like he's fucking 16 what the fuck

ARAM URF is fucking boss

Awh...you're the poor thing here.

I believe Reimu's a very sweet individual. Their threads are pretty cool. I haven't met them myself but I'd certainly like to do so if given the chance.

Apologies for the late response, actually getting a bit sleepy now, heh.

Claiming Felix

I'm gonna try and sleep again. If I come back call me Megumin or something

I don't have a job, so it'll be alright
Hopefully

I just shifted into maximum O V E R B O R K

Mhmm

best girl is here

>Most of them don't post here anymore in favor of taking in the discord
TOLD YA SO

He really fucking does. Looks like a kid I went to high school with I swear.

I guess you could say I'm new. I have been on the waifu threads for a long time now, though. The reason you haven't seen me is because I took a long break from online and such.

Did you bork , despite only being allowed one bork?
What did you tell me

Felix is a fucking trap fuck boy

Felix just looks like he doesn't shower and smells like shit

Felix has the most punchable face ever

You are a fag

*shrug* No idea on the source of that image.
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oh ok.

I'm rarely off these threads for more than a couple days.

I'm also almost never off the Internet, unless travelling or something

Nothing I just have a messiah complex

She's very sweet indeed! Also very kind.
Are you feeling sleepy now? I wish you're able to get some rest. By the way, do you know who am I?

Update

H5 update is now at 80%

This Discord must only be open to certain individuals, huh? Is it open to all or only open to those are high ranking?

>Nothing I just have a messiah complex
Explain

Maybe, but also rather fatal after a while.
I did try to fix it. I was supposed to do things today, but they got cancelled, and while i was waiting for people to tell me that it was cancelled, i took a nap. A nap that went for like, 7 hours.

No idea where Syndra went. Probably just busy.
You didn't have to tell us. Everybody already knew that would happen. It happens to every community.
They get close enough to want more private chats, so they reduce their traffic to where they met and chat in private.

yes hikage is snek, best snek in fact

i haven't seen reimus threads

Im in discord am I eilte?

I don't know. Felix looks pretty cute honestly.

Felix doesn't shower

Felix smells like body odor and cum

Felix is a rape victim

Jeez, next time bet t least $20! Make them rue the day they fucked up!

Reimu's pretty nice. Fucker needs to sleep more often though.
>I am Reimus fortune telling senpai, actually.

Later Bote.

>in favor of taking in the discord
It's funny, take a look at who isn't posting anymore, thanks to the Discord.

>Mio
Who the fuck is that guy
>Barry
Bestest riddance
>Yui
Again, who is that?

Try to not ditch any other friends on your way to bed.

And you're letting that stop you?
Please. Third Amendment made it illegal for people to be that much of a pussy.

>A messiah complex (also known as the Christ complex or savior complex) is a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief that he or she is, or is destined to become a savior.

No, it's open to anyone. Or it was when I left
A 7 hours nap is what we call going to sleep lol. Well hopefully people stop fucking around with your plans and you can do stuff

Ruri, please. I am not going to mow my yard at 1:30 in the morning.

Saber claimed

I have Vague memories of a Neptunia poster.. I don't believe we've met directly before, though. Why do you ask? And I am starting to feel a bit sleepy.

He actually wanted to bet $30 but I was like "Nah bro, $10, I only have $10 I can spare anyway." I decided to go easy on him.
>Except in combat.
>No Mercy.
But it was a ton of fun, we bought cool skull ties and went around town being edgy kids.
>They're high school seniors, and I was the designated Adult.

I'm not sure who any of those people are. They weren't in the discord when I left

you cant come back whiny pants

Wrong discord.

Hello Saber

Ah, hello there! I remember you, I see you're still around. How've you been?

I generally assumed THAT much. I meant, how does that relate to the person who said they have one?

I ask, because it sounds like me, tbh. Although mine isn't in any way based on destiny; it's that I don't anyone for anything, and I believe nothing good will happen unless I make it happen.

There's more than one discord
One of them was made for playing OW
It now has 20+ members

Your gay then famalam. :^))
Really? I mean, we even have a schedule, you know?

Why are you even in the Discord?
Better yet, why are you even awake?

you got any good Alice hentai with dolls?

There isn't a "Waifu discord" you ponce.
There's several channels and sites that have people from waifu in them. I've explained this before, and you've almost certainly read it.
I know of at least 3 discord channels, not counting one on one chats, a teamspeak, the rabbit room, and whatever the fuck happens on telegram.

Maybe if you weren't so busy being a shitposting degenerate, you'd understand these things.

Oh my sweet summer child.

Make the connection :^)
>the senpai of the senpai(?)
Does that makes you, like, my ultra senpai?

esdeath for scale

Maybe if you weren't so busy assuming things you'd know that I haven't seen your posts yet. Sorry, but you have me confused with somebody else.

I would've went for the $30 if I was confident enough! I never pass up a chance for free shekkles.

I've been decent enough, tad on the bored side this past week though. How've you been?

That depends, do you also tell fortunes?

Why is Ruri such a faggot?

Why not?
What's the reason behind your inability to mow your yard at 1:30?

Hell if I knew. I'm just throwing random names.

I forget that there's more than one.
Cookie, Overly Weeb and I don't know what else.

I've got no idea why I'm in there, fam. I join shit for no reason, just like Nanoir's TG group.

They molest people in there.

Well, why do you think I wanna start all these damn companies eventually?

Because I wanna be rich and famous?

>Well... I wouldn't mind the money, but that's only a bonus... especially since money doesn't MEAN anything until I buy something with it... BUT -
No, I do NOT wanna be famous, because it would mean my private life will become important to the public.

But, if I don't try to get us into Space, who will?

Hey senpai

>sc2
the only soul cal along with 5 that i haven't played much

hey

wait what threads and schedule

shh

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>hikage

Well, for one I won't be able to see my lines well. I wouldn't be surprised if I miss a lot of the yard because it's really fucking dark out right now.
Second, it is technically illegal right now. Noise Laws and what. What's with you tonight? Are you drunk or something?

True, but I like going easy the first time around, when they money match me again, I'll go for any amount they ask. "$100 you in?!"
"You're gonna be poor by the end of this." :^]
I've played 3 more than I have anything else.

im sorry?

Fuck off back to your Telegram then.
Don't you have someone to attend to?

I'm sorry, my memory is so hazy; I can't recall much from those months ago. Maybe if I have a refresher or something..

Post that with your waifu not anonymous and see what happens

No, just bussy.

i'm curious, do you have Esdeath macrophilia hentai and stuff? Where she pushes the viewer into her pussy and like, won't let them out until she's pleasured or something?

Just wondering.

Nah, not really.

Unless you literally just walked in here and started asking questions pertaining to elitism for no reason other than someone said it, you're just clueless.

Fairly large groups of the waifu thread just do not get along. Yet nearly everyone apparently has a discord channel they chat it. Doesn't make sense right? Unless there's more than one room.
And then suddenly it makes perfect sense. There's no "waifu discord", there's just a bunch of groups and cliques that randomly assemble in private chats all by themselves. They allow people they like in, and exclude people they don't like. It has nothing to do with elitism, it's just people hanging out with those they'd call friends.

Complaining about it won't fix anything, because nobody is guilty of your wild accusation.

I'm fapping to your waifu right now

I'm worthless when it comes to the cards.
I'm very curious about it though but until I come across a deck and a traditional deck at that, I don't think I would be learning soon, I would love to though.
We have threads every monday, wednesday and friday, silly snek.
I'm... I'm the same Neptune.

very sadly this is the only esdeath giantess ive ever found. as far as I know there are not anymore. maybe ill make some haha

>This
Nobody HAS to be friends with you, just because you're apart of the same community does NOT make you friends.

This tbh.

Oh please, grab a lantern or something. You're just making up excuses right now.
Mow that shit.
>Are you drunk or something?
Indeed.

There's really no one in there right now.
Well, there's Karen, but.
It's Karen.
>Don't you have someone to attend to?
Nope.

>mfw i have no waifu
>mfw i have no face

And these people just happen to abandon the threads in favor of the Discord.

But I thought there was a /waifu/ shadow government with one state-sponsored secret discord that only elite billionaires could make it into

Well that explains a lot.

You smell like fucking shit

Go away

Hey there Kitten.

You're a better friend than I. Sweep the legs, no mercy, every time.

I don't use a traditional deck in the sense of imagery, but in terms of how many cards, and their types, I do. I have a full steampunk deck that I use, and I sometimes do readings here if I'm feeling up to it.

Im one of those few who keep as much to thread as to Discord.

>but.
>It's Karen.

Isn't that kinda rude?

The same neptune from those months back? Ahh! I remember!

ah, I see.

I was only able to find very eh Cirno giantess things.

What would be called for microphilia?
Like if I want more like
>pic

I could really use stuff like this

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fucking shit....

Cirno is NOT for lewd.

See thats what I do the second time around, because then they're making an informed risk. A poorly made one at that.
>"You Have Seen The Merciless Shielded Demon. Do You Wish To Suffer At His Hands?"
They actually call me the Shield Demon now.
>Probably because SHIELD BITCHSLAP BEST TACTIC.
I fuckin love playing as Cassandra, a lot of her moves are flowy, she doesn't have a ton of range, but when you close the gap, your enemy is fucked.

Karen is a dirty sand nigger.

The one that Ruby made that had Shino, Garde and then is pretty big
Oh. We're they prayers from a long time ago?
Ah. Okay
Laying down the truths
I was in thread way more than the discord
Never stop trying

Why is everyone insulting each other tonight :(

Has anyone even rolled trips yet?

oh thats just the opposite its still macrophillea just where the girl is small actually it might be microphillea

>gross

I mean, it would be easier for a novice to start learning with a traditional deck, right?
Yep! Now you remember who am I?

I remember you for sure! But you most definitely do not remember me. I wasn't exactly popular back then.

Posters, not prayers

Daymn

no i'm confused as to why you said "esdeath for scale", the for scale threw me off

at what time(timezone also)

no face sounds cool

i mostly play soulcal 1 and 4

i think last thread or one before someone did

Im saying I divide attention between both.

Never played 1 or 4. 2&3 are my jam. I love the story mode in 3, its so much fun.
>When you're fighting basic NPC enemies who are level one and you've got the skill of a level 60.

just wanted attention kek

So it's like a destroyer? Fuck em up from a range, or you're going to regret it when they get close?

One would think, but really any deck will teach you the basics of readings. Just gotta go with the one that calls to you the most.

8 pm CST, or so says the steam group.
Let's see if I remember you, try to freshen my memory!
>Neptune

>filename capitalization is wrong
XDddddddd

I'll keep trying until Cred Forums runs outta numbers

yeah... NOW! bakas~!

yeah, I wanted to know other keywords that might help me get more

She may be ice, but she's hot as fuck

Here's a Cirno as Dom. Just because

Any programmers in here?

Claimed motherfuckers!

Swing and a miss.

How's your day going?

thanks she is in yandere sim as a skin

>and yeah it is microphillia I think

my choice for me series

>not claiming tali

I meant the pents. But cute waifu too.

SWING!!
I've seen that

but yeah I was asking for other terms, like will anything else result in microphilia pics?

Basically, if you have a staff she's easy to get rid of, or greatsword, but with me, I guard impact (reflect) the attack and charge while they're stunned, then I simply beat ass.

Oh boy. Cooking for famalam because parents are at a wedding.

Yes. They assembled their reasons for coming to this thread elsewhere. So?
Uh oh. They've cracked the code. Pull the cord gents!
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I know. I was just saying how it was for meI believe in you

I'm going to try and get some more sleep
Maybe good night

Eh, I was just somebody who posted without a real name. So in that case, it would be difficult to recall. I posted with Cirno a lot, and there were times where I shitposted with Spiderman.
Going farther back, I just posted 2hus and didn't really interact much with people. That's all I can recall as of now, really. You were a very prominent poster. In my eyes, at least.

Talimancing is forbidden here! Begone foul heathen!

Tad boring, not much has happened at all other than my brother getting out of jail, and my grandpa finally passing on.

>Stun after a block
Not 2stronk at all, Gun.

>Some rat dog outside won't stop barking
Just...

no idea only know giantess stuff I think it is more popular than what you are looking for

so hows life been, you were going to a therapist or something weren't you, has that been going for you

thanks bro, ill check em out

i feel sorry for the npcs, set them harder, unless your only level 3 :^)

>hikage

You're naturally superior, Chef.

How can you puss out at this point?
I'll head off anyway, got uni in 3 hours.

Sleep well when you do and stuff.

Not a single one of them has been around for more than 4 months.
Barry came from the G-fur threads, but that doesn't count.

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Tell me, why do old avatars not come here that often? Because they're spending their time in the discord. They are elitists in nature.

im fine back in school so stressed but alive my therapist is haveing trouble fitting me in on because of school hours

I can get by without the stunblock, but its easier if I don't ^^
I would, but the game progresses the bots harder as the story progresses.
They'll be on my level after they hit level 40 or so.

nice trips... baka~...
:-(((((

yeah... it is... sadly...

it's hard to find my favorite fetishes.

I misread that as you're cooking for a wedding. I was like, "Holy shit, I'm so fucking sorry."

Good luck

Your brother got out of jail?

Is he gonna go back to living where he was before?
>inb4 this isn't taken as sarcasm

Have a nice sleep, other Alice.

Your definition of the word elite is clearly off.
Hanging out somewhere else because you have no reason to be here doesn't make you an elitist.
Thinking you're better than others and should be in charge of them makes you an elitist.
I'm yet to see one of the people being called elitist try to issue commands to "the non-elites"

There's a Cirno now though and I do remember a few spidermans. Reimu skipped one of them in a tarot even.
And, well, I am prominent since I like to help in the threads giving advice to whoever needs it alongside with Reimu. So I'm almost always at the shrine.
Hey hey! See Np fam.

Want me to keep rolling? Ruri is drunk so we could probably pressure them into joining.
Well, never mind.

Oh Ruri. You like to be a bully when you are drunk, but I can tell you are nervous about it. Nice try, but you are cuter when you are sober.
Have fun being drunk at school.

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what ever happened with that one girl you said you liked from your class, did you become friends or just stay class mates

then don't play story play versus or survival against the cpu

bros in jail? theft?

>hikage

she is just a friend to short for my sakes also sorry im barley awake I gotta go to sleep ill be on tomorrow

Well... sweep the legs I suppose!

"Living"
But ya, he got out today. I was asleep for like, 99% of the time he was at the house though.

See
Drugs and domestic violence or something. I dunno, but hopefully the time in there showed him that he needs to get his shit together.

I like playing the story mode though, its interesting and unlocks 90% of the game content.
>plus its fun to absolutely CRUSH your opponent.

Yeah!
>Here's my strat for getting past without the blockstun
>Basically wait for them to do a vertical attack
>Long recovery with longer weapons
>Duck around the vert attack, rush, sweep the legs.
There's actually a running kick where you CAN sweep the legs.

My contribution.

Is that so? I might stop by one of those threads again, if that's the case.

Good morning love.

I'm god damn blind :DD
Remember to add on steam, that way you can call me a nerd and stuff.

Morning

Yo, Chen. Guddu morning.
>Neptune

Have any dreams?

goodnight and alright

it probably didn't completely but some

thats true

hi chen, how goes the life

>hikage

I SAY IT AGAIN GUN, SWEEP THE LEGS, NO MERCY! IT'S ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

RIP.

If he's not punching holes in the wall and yelling at every given chance, then it's good enough.

Yeah, dreamed about you being the Cirno poster
/waifu/ is fucking my dreams up
How about you? What are you doing?

Hey Neptune. How are you?

Hi. Just woke up. Pretty good. You?

So I guess if trips post lewd.

Of course! I wrote it down just for you so I would remember. I'll add you when I get back home.

Anywho, I'm feeling really tired now. I'll be heading to bed now, Nep.

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Yeah! Plus stories are fun.
SWEEP THE LEGS!
>SHIELDSLAP!
Cassandra has this cheap ass move where she does a fake and if you attack her, she jumps back and tosses her shield at your face, its fuckin funny.

erp with me bby

Hopefully he doesn't do what he did before

Nothing much, I wanted to go to sleep 4 hours ago.
I think I'll do the same actually.

Anyway, goodnight /waifu/ I hope yall do great today or something I dunno m8 k thx by.

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