Your sister calls you out to the pool

>your sister calls you out to the pool
>see this

what do?

I take a swim in the pool.

take turns farting into each other's ass, duh

this

For all those wondering, she is Maria Ryabushkina

I'd scream and ask her wtf she's doing taking a shit near my pool

Dance with her to some Euro techno

Wonder how the fuck I have a sister suddenly

Turn 360 degreese and walk away

Plow it like 2 feet of snow

lol I'd kick her into the pool or I'd kick her ass cheeks

Pray I pull out in time

uh... then you would never leave because you would never run out of farts

Vomit, scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, vomit some more, pass out in the vomit, wake up and realize that my kidneys are gone.

How the hell did you reduce your size that fast?

Ask when mom and dad are getting home

The one true answer.

red rocket!

He's gonna be cummin' blood for a week!

...

Fuck her

I want to know the back story on this pic. How the hell you get a dick through those bolts?

I take her inside.

She doesn't have to tell me what she was doing, but she does have to eat all the eggs.

Ikr, he's absolutely NUTS!!

Why swim when you could drown in pussy?

Cause im not from Alabama.

shit like this is why I never went into medicine. A doctor should be able to legally state "Patient is a dumb ass and deserves to die."

Your such a fucking retard. If you turn 360 degrees youd be facing in the same direction lmao fuck off newfag

You do realize 360 degrees gets you facing back to the same point right?

>don't know how to walk backwards
You must be amazingly stupid.

Wonder where sister is.

Newfags and/or baitfags need to an hero.

underrated

obviously he put those on his dick when it was flaccid and then it got hard