Ask a guy who just lost his virginity in the most questionable way anything

Ask a guy who just lost his virginity in the most questionable way anything.

did you take the gay aids penis in your buttox?

ill bite. how did you lose it?

greentext story plz

Getting fucked in your butt just makes you gay user

Nah, it was a female

Should i go back to college

Aight. Will comply
Was actually straight sex, proud/10

did it involve Ben Shapiro fucking you in the ass?

Do you have a home AIDS test kit?

so she pegged you then?

Bump for green text

>most questionable way?
did you get raped by a confused lesbian?

>Me
>20 Years old, probably solid 6.5/10
>Horrible with women
>Horny as hell tonight, decided to take to phone apps to see if I could get a bite.
>Some nudes, dirty talk, nothing crazy
>See post "30F, looking for the biggest cock to fuck tonight"
>"Meh, what do I have to lose"
>Contact her
>Exchange pics and stuff.
>I volunteer as tribute.
>Fast forward 30 minutes she's in my room.
>Mfw only kissed a girl once in my life now macking on this woman
>She's like a 5/10 at best, kinda fat, but meh. vagina dude.
cont.

assraped by prostitute with strapon.

>Start out kissing, I have some experience with this so Im not a complete fool.
>Nervous, shaking a bit, but play the confident role.
>Everything about sex I've learned from porn.
>I lay her down on the bed
>She takes off my shirt
>I want to take her clothes off but she's wearing some weird ass dress I can't figure out
>Decide to keep making out while I try to figure out said contraption
>mfw no panties and the dress opens from the bottom
>idk im retarded
>Every porn ever has eating out so, I go in.
>Vagina looks aight, no sores or anything, so yeah. Small circles and 2 fingers making a "come here" motion.
cont.

damn thats some confidence replying to a looking for biggest cock to fuck tonight post

>friend and I were talking about sex a few days ago
>We talked about "the claw"
>Aka, putting pressure ontop of a girls pelvis while fingering.
>I go for it
>no results
>Eh, probably just because I suck.
>She seems to be enjoying it, or faking it, idk
>"Want me to suck your cock user?"
>"Uh, yeah"
>She pushes me back and gets on her knees and starts sucking my cock
>My expectations since porn were to nut instantly when a girl touched my dick
>Nah, not even that good. But k.
>Let her keep sucking and I fake like I love it
>After a bit she lays back down on the bed "Fuck me user"
>"Will do"
>mfw I fucking said that
cont

>will do

kek

90% of girls don't know how to suck cock.
I've never blown my load from a gobbie

This is way too accurate.

>uh yeah
>will do
I sense maximum spaghetti incoming

>Do what I saw in porn, tease the vagina a bit by rubbing it with your head of your dick
>Aight, now we go in
>Go in, it's just a moist, wet, hand basically.
>Huh. Ok. Proceed ot pound as hard as I can
>I'm honestly not even close to cumming. She seems to be enjoying it.
>"Fuck me like this"
>She bends over and we proceed doggy style
>Oh my god this feels completely different, like wtf.
>I last about 10 strokes and I cum.
>Instant regret about the whole situation. Like instant.
>Fuck that I have a reputation ot uphold now.
>Keep fucking, dick starts getting soft, she can tell.
>She takes the dick out and starts to suck it.
>I feel no enjoyment, just anger trying to get hard again.
>It's coming back slowly, by sheer anger I will make this penis erect.
cont

sort of makes you jealous of the fags

>Penis is erect enough to proceed
>"user lay down, let me fuck you"
>"Please." Mainly because this is a fucking work out, holy shit.
>She proceeds to get ontop of me and ride.
>She starts grinding her hips and I can actually feel the vagina grabbing my dick
>Holy shit thats pretty neat.
>At this point I realize I came in this bitch, god i hope no preggos.
>SHe keeps riding, bed is rocking and making a lot of noise.
>Hope neighbors don't hear me, and certainly hope they dont look out the window to see who left my room.
>She leans in and starts kissing me
>I honestly get nothing from kissing now. It's just gross tongue stuff. Who came up with this
cont

sex gets better with experience.
my first time was pretty shocking.

>Not knowing what to do with these hands and mouth I just start macking on them titties.
>Not even that great, man this sure is a let down.
>She keeps riding and grinding, I do my best to buck my hips and go into it
>We kind of synchronize for a bit.
>I hope shes liking this, because I'm sure as hell not.
>Doop de doop, I start thinking about work tomorrow
>Realize i'm still having sex.
>"Was that your second load?" she smiles, laughing. Trying to be sexy or some shit
>"Oh yeah it was" I lie. Idk what she felt was a load, but I only dropped one in that ho.
cont

>gross tongue stuff

>Blah blah, we keep having sex. Swapping from Cowgirl to missionary to doggy style.
>Honestly doggy style was the only one I kind of enjoyed.
>"Want to take a ride?"
>Fuck no i dont.
>I look at the clock "Oh man, it's 2 AM. I have work at 7"
>"Oh thats too bad."
>She keeps kissing me and shit.
>Like fucking stop.
>"Well I guess I Should go, let you get some sleep"
>"Yeah, it's gonna be a long day of work tomorrow"
>I dont have fucking work, I worked the weekend and tomorrow is my off day.
>"well maybe we'll stay in touch, we can fuck again"
>"Haha, yeah sure"
>Thats a fucking lie. ALready blocked that ho.
>She walks out, kissing me goodbye.
>I close and lock the door and instnatly contemplate what the fuck I do next.
fin

Honestly sounds like a first time sex story. You're no different.

So you fuck a middle age woman you met on a dating up, eat her out and fuck her without a condom?

Pretty conventional, tbh OP.

I lost my virginity to a much older married mother of two in my college dorm room. Ended up getting her pregnant and her husband is now raising my child and thinks it is his.

Hey, at peast you didn't pay to lose it like some of us 19 year olds.

this is his future

Ha.
Fuck it. Grentexting for fun.
>be me
>19
>find out best friend was beating his girl
>he goes to jail for the weekend.
>she asks me to stay because shes used to having someone to cuddle
>fuckit.jpeg
>talk all night
>3 a.m
>so user your really a virgin?
> fuck. "Yeah"
>"do you want to lose your v card?"
>"i mean if the moods right"
>we fucked, she came
>kept fucking after the first time
Literally took me a month of constant sex to cum in her. Fucking stagefright or some stupid shit.
>went a month without best friend finding out
>kept fucking
>started dating in February
>shes laying right next to me rn

30 is middle age now?
fuck

>doop de doop thinking about work tomorrow
>Tomorrow is my off day

Something doesn't add up

artistic works of fiction often have plot holes

better than what was gonna be my first time
>Be me, 23 year old loser
>Chilling with GF.
>Talking
>conversation starts to shift to more intimate topics
>Tell her I'm still a virgin
>She looks at me in the eyes
>"Let's change that, user"
>ohfuck.png
>she leans in close
>we kiss
>kisses get more passionate
>full blown makeout session
>I run one hand down her hair and one down her back
>Hear her moan into the kiss
>She breaks the kiss
>Reaches for my pants button
>Undoes it and pulls down the zipper
>tells me to lift up
>Lift up, and tv remote falls underneath me
>Sit back down and TV cuts on to breaking bad
>It's that episode I missed
>AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME
>NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN YOU'RE 23
>AND YOU'RE STILL MORE AMUSED BY TV SHOWS
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
>MY FRIENDS SAY I SHOULD ACT MY AGE
> WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN

He could be thinking about how he doesn't have work tomorrow.
>Also this.

...

not to mention
> Mfw only kissed a girl once in my life
> Start out kissing, I have some experience with this so Im not a complete fool

>only kissed a girl once
>start out kissing, I have some experience

sounds like kissing a girl once is some experience to me user

So is it cool if you say you a virgin by the age of 21? Or does it make you seem to be pathetic? I'm a 6/10 btw