Sacrifice a rare Pepe for mass consumption and garner insight to your future. My crystal ball demands it

Sacrifice a rare Pepe for mass consumption and garner insight to your future. My crystal ball demands it.

Ok bae enjoy

Enjoy the rarest, now tell me my future

You will find success, but not happiness. You're destiny will find you balls deep in the infected asshole of a former NFL linebacker. Crack cocaine will play a large role in this.

The crystal ball is not sated.

Tell me my future op

hopefully this gives you deep insight to my future

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Let's hear it

LEGIT FRESHLY MADE RARE PEPE.

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does Pepe really have his Origins in white nationalism?

> tfw you're not able to upload those awesome pepe gifs anymore because they exceed 2Mb

No

Pepe is love

Yes, he escaped the Russian in 1945 and hid in Argentina til the early 2000 when an Argentinian Cred Forumstard met him and paved his way to stardom. You should search more information, as his life story is really compelling.

You will fall in love with a convincing trap, but due to his mental illness you die in a murder/suicide.

None of them are rare pepes...

Wow, I never knew

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I demand future telling for this sacrifice

You're depression festers for many more years until Jesus Christ lifts you up to do his will, which happens to be a shooting spree at a Walmart somewhere in the southwest.

You marry and have two children. You simply exist until you die. You're wife happens to be an amazing cook.

These predictions are pretty damn good

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You will eventually realize your existence is a construct of a schizophrenic and you and the sum of your experience is the delusions of a 46 year old named Daniel.

the rarest
I ask nothing in return

You win the lottery, only to be clubbed to death by a family member, in the study, with the wrench.

Communist Scum. You're killed by true freedom loving Americans.

Could be worse.

Your penis magically grows to 10 inches, and you have the sexual prowess of Dionysis. Your mental disabilities remain unchanged, however.

You find happiness in solitude, enjoying various hobbys until you die alone and unloved.

You are Hitler reincarnate. Please fulfill your destiny.

How's it look?

huh? what d'youmean, man? like my thinking bad? shit

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Wow those are very rare pepes user, continue

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But I met some Jews who were actually very nice people...

Your mom finds your porn file. You commit suicide from the shame. The devil uses you as his flesh light for some countless centuries.

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Hmmm, the crystal ball is hazy. It seems to say you could be a nigger. I'm sorry.

You will acquire a vast harem of oiled prepubescent boys, however you will lose your dick in a freak gold smelting accident.

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lol how edgy

Some time in the near future, a nigger will tongue punch your fartbox.

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LOL WHITE SUPREMACY

Tell me slowly

Pepe is not racist, they are all lies fking normie

Should have said "froggotten"

>tongue punch your fartbox.
What did he mean by this?

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Your dreams of becoming a Mexican wrestler is dashed by a freak accident in which you become a feminist.

You become a cult leader wielding great power to those who join. Your membership is composed of furries.

Under ated famalam

The CIA recruits you into a study to determine how to weaponize your potent faggotry. I see the will be very successful.

You accomplish many great things, and the world will recognize your potential. However, they won't, because you're mediocre at best.

You become a captain of industry, crushing rivals and building a vast empire in your chosen field. Men respect you, women want you, and children aspire to be you. You're also unable to find sexual pleasure in anyone/thing other than Dolphins.

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You will never win a Magic tournament.

You end up in prison, but find joy in being a cellbitch. You find contentment and happiness for the rest of your days.

Bump

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Your dad will never find you sexually attractive, and you become a great artist through this despair.

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You will suffocate as a bbw sits on your face. You die happy, and blissful.

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You are the harbinger of fate and judgment unto mankind, and souls will rise and fall at your command. You will, however, have to deal with bitchy souls for all eternity.

You are going to die tomorrow in an auto accident. Sorry.

Your prowess as a serial killer only increases. Nobody can stop you unless you choose to be stopped.

The answer to your question is yes, if you're daring enough.

You become a great artist, at the expense of your sanity, and develpoment of a scat fetish.

Bump

You're popularity is world known as an actor, and the masses will truly love you. You will eventually be driven mad by overexposure.

You're to be mauled to death by a polar bear on an expedition across the North Pole. The world will weap at the loss of your adventurous soul.

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You delve into demonology seeking power, yet summon an incubus who enslaves you as his eternal cocksucker. His cock is, admittedly, glorious.

You're mom will refuse you tendies in the near future. You spend the rest of your life in prison for her murder.

Alcohol no longer effects you; you die from a heroin overdose a week after this discovery

You experience a bad acid trip, and it never ends. You do, however, discover the meaning of existence, though no one will listen.

You obtain dubs, and find eternal joy in whatever you choose to do.

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Women will come to find you irresistible, and you quickly become a sex icon of your generation. You do develop AIDS, and wither away from your former glory forgotten and used.

I am the pepe king, I can do anything.

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The crystal ball has spoken, woe unto us mortals, and all glory be to kek.

Can I have 50GBP for this pepe?

What's the currency for a rare Pepe in bananas? I don't have my book with me right now

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3.50

I ain't giving you my bananas, monster! Go away!

Wtf happened in this thread

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more pepes

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