Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Fuck you

>dreamed about you being the Cirno poster
Oh fuck, he's onto me.
Not really doing anything, I'm tired from my trip and it's pretty late here so I'll probably be going to bed soon.
Cute

Claiming Felix

still here

As always.

You're too much of a newfag for me.

Oh, that's unfortunate. I never have sleep problems, surprisingly.
I'm surprised how people like Syndra do.
Maybe it's because they are not so bright? God knows.

You should sleep.

>Cute

You.

Claiming Arthur Kirkland/England.

that sound like living the dream, no holes in the walls being punched

i guess

night

it is except for a few
>i like using kilik and talim
i hate that move


not much, its morning with you?

You're right.
Goodnight cutie, I love you

youtu.be/mQQ6lXfzLqY

Nighty. Sleep well, you deserve it.

So close!

Its my favourite move, but I rarely pull it off in the heat of battle, I often do it by accident, kek.
Talim is pretty fun to play, and one of my old friends use to play Kilik a lot, she was better than me, she trained me though so I like to think I might be on her level now.

You really enjoy that shield, don't you?

One can hope.

Claimed assholes!

Its my favourite, I also play Sophitia, but Cassandra my main girl.
>Sophitia is a bit weird to play for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8

Hey.

Yeah. Is always morning when I show up here. I bring the sun. I bring the truth.

>i like to think im on her level
never think that, it will cause your downfall if you ever play her in the future, do you even talk to her anymore?

THE SUN IT HURTS MY EYES!!!

don't remind me :'(

>hikage

Have some feet for your attempt.

youtu.be/o-R8gHj_7v8
Sup

Howdy!

Morning?

I went to get coffee with her last Friday, we talked about good ol times and stuff. I might see her again tomorrow so I might ask her to fight me.
>FOR GLORY.
Hey Mavis ^^

Yes.

thanks, i guess i can become a feet guy

just remember your not as good or even closse to being as good as your master until you win 1 round against their full power

hey kyouko

hi

>hikage

Hello!

all day

Hello.

Feet are miracles of the universe.

Alright nerds, I'm off to bed. Night!

You should've had 300+ pictures with feet from different waifus if people did the say for your poor attems to roll trips

Sup

youtube.com/watch?v=BjnPvxTf3XU

Everything hurts ma ais

I'm heading to bed, its 1:47 and I'm tired as fuck.
If Suikia shows up tell 'em that I fixed the stuff and the downloads will be ready soon.

Don't worry, I'll do my best, to impress you!~
Night ^^

>newfag

Faggot.

lol wut?

And why would I save pictures of other people's waifu? Even if it is their sexy feet?

Felix is a fucking trap fuck boy

Felix just looks like he doesn't shower and smells like cum, body odor and shit

Felix has the most punchable face ever

You are a fag

As a prize

Cooking for half the family. Parents are gone to a wedding.
youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY

not claiming Rem, you must be a faggot

Good morning

That's such a cute picture!

I should try and sleep

Need to go to school tomorroe so I can know what time i have to be there for the class trip on Tuesday

I still don't understand. Are you drunk also?

im not sure how to respond to your opinion, but yes short hair women with nice curves are the lords work

have this pic, first one i saw with feet shown

how you been

is there a way i can help your ais

do me proud sir

night

morning

Kind of sick.

You?

Well, I'll be playing games until you finish my meal aswell.

No, you fucking nerd that you are
Some people just save lewds for the same of wanking, not caring that they are from their waifu or not, same could go with feet, that's what I was implying

Hey hikage
How you holding up?

Morning, how are you?

I'm not a fan of short hair on girls to be honest.

Ok... well... No. I don't have feet saved of other waifu.

yuno

I've got a 75% off for my next platinum purchase and I don't have money

Is there any way to farm it in the game?

Sick, not gonna go to school today although I'll miss some important classes I gotta healthy to actually concentrate
Yourself?
Tomoko
Up late again I see

im fine, just reading some reddit level Cred Forums threads
>nvidia vs. amd

see above, why would you ask if im holding up? when did you get back home, earlier?

i like it at the length hikage has

trade prime parts and stuff

Idk I'm interested in how you are, I just like asking it in as many different ways as possible
You mean from my trip? Idk my parents decided to leave early so I asked if I could drive with them, so I'm home now for a while actually

Studying and not sleeping tonight. Yeah you need to get better if you're sick, otherwise you'll be fucked for several days.

You can trade players mods and items for plat. There is no way "in game" to find Platinum. All platinum in the game has been purchased.

Eh, I just like my girls with long hair. Maybe I'm sexist, but girls just look better with long hair.

You got a test comming up? On what class?
You sure not sleeping is a good idea? A good rest before a test is quite important

yeah cant sleep

stalkering me i see
>they decided to leave early
something happen?

if i want a girl with long hair i want it really long, and a very light brown or darker blonde

French exam tomorrow and 2 exams in a week (organic chem and evolutionary psych). I don't sleep much at all anyway.

I just need something to grab onto while I hit it from behind.

Sucks, how come?
Is it too cold again?
Dont worry I stalk everyone, its my way of showing affection
Yea a huge storm broke loose and a city isn't really fun to be in if it's raining cats and dogs
Huh those are some weird combinations, sound like cool classes though. You know what you're going to master in yet
French is the worst though, are you a baguette or why do you have this class?
>I don't sleep much anyways
Bad excuse for being unhealthy

Long hair is fun until you have to brush it all the goddamn time.

I plan on going to med school but my backup is a phd in neuroscience. It's for a mandatory language credit.

among other things. the motion light outside on both sides of my house has gone on and off so im a bit err anxious

It's raining down here in Texas again.

the checkmark and paste code captcha is worse than the remove capptcha

lel, i understand then

>french
if they don't want to learn english, then don't try learning their language
>organic chem and evo psych
sounds rough man

>stalking is how you show affection
i wonder why yuno is your waifu to this day.
>a storm broke loose
isn't that good for you, kinda because you got to leave earlier

>until you have to brush it all the time
why would i brush it

what time and where you from if its late for you

I forget there are still virgins int his thread.

When a boy and a girl love each other, or are really drunk, sometimes the boy puts his penor in the girl's vagoo. And sometimes the boy is behind the girl. And the girl is one her hands and knees, so her hair is just there. Ripe for pulling. And they like it. They don't think they do, but fucking hell they love that shit.

Most French people do actually know some English. It's 3:37am where I am.

That wasn't my image at all!

Ugh, christ. 3:27.

oh you from the USA then right? it works a bit different there, you think you got a good shot of making it in?
althought both are good choices with secure jobs in the future
oh thats kinda spoopy but probably just a bird
gonna check it out or just leave it be?
you do? i think we got some simularities, plus i'd like to be treated how i treat people.
if this was irony, sorry i have a hard time understanding that through text
yea dude i was fucking happy, didnt want to stroll around for another 5 hours and feel even worse

And I can't read! Maybe I should just force myself to sleep.

leave it be im a wimp

Yeah I'm from the US. I hope I have a good shot, my gpa is solid and I have a lot of research experience. Fingers crossed. What do you do?

>someone over the age of 15 wouldn't know this
wew lad

ok?
SLEEP THEN!!!

congrats thats my usual sleep time, texas time? its 1:30 here

i was being sarcastic about the "i wonder why" i've finished the series before
if we ever meet, even by chance, please don't stalk me
but now your sick which is bad(?)

I got dat 2.3 gpa(highschool) bet you can't beat that bro, your future already sounds better than mine

Yeah, that whole thing was because I misread your comment of "lel, I understand then" I thought it read "lel, I don't understand" because I didn't actually read it.

Nice trips.

this new 2mb is really doing a number on my folder
cant post any of my gifs anymore
arent you a tiny bit interested?
sounds good, im not sure what they require frm you but you sound like you have shit down. Im sure they will take you in
i do a lot of different things, i got denied into medschool so iwasnt sure what to master in so i took some social classes and some science classes together. I need to figure out what to master in because this is honestly killing me financially
ah okay, yea im sorry.
dont worry im not a good stalker in real life, believe it or not im quite a good goi
yea but that would have been the case either way. going to paris was a mistake alltogether but on the other hand i didnt want to miss this
life is just hard sometimes you know

no i dont want to die

>cue the intro music

prove me wrong, you haven't. trump wouldv'e destroyed bruce lee and made china pay for the wall across the pacific

I genuinely want to know why the changed it from 4mb to 2mb. What are they using that 2mb for if not shit posting and waifu posting?

Did /f/ get cut down to 5mb? That would be fucking terrible.

Gonna go have an hour long nap to fuel myself for tomorrow.

if it is a murderer you arent safe in your room either
but i shouldnt scare a puss like you right?
i like that image, but for some reason this one just seems edgy
yea same, i mean they didnt even put up an announcement
they just did it
that would be horrible kek, did you check yet?
later
sleep well

>trips
so what now
yea i was confused if that was your post or not but, why would iit matter how the girl feels during it as long as everyone is satisfied somewhat by the end its all good
anyways, DRINK NYQUIL

>good goi
i don't trust gois and goys very much
>a mistake all together
what happened there, a series of misfortunate events? life is easy some time you know

>2mb
i didn't notice it was cut down these last few days, probably explains the random im sorry tweet

goodnight

hello

>hikage

i feel safer than outside and yeah it makes me want to lock myself away

Just trust me on this one, all girls like their hair being pulled when getting fucked from behind.

I wouldn't have been that upset if they had announced it like mentioned. But they didn't.

Nah, /f/ is still 10mb

arent you supposed to play the hero here?
safe your family from this scary serial killer?
oh thats good
not that i visit that place much
i truly wonder why they did this
why not? we can store your money real good
no but can you imagine walking through the most touristic city in euope with a cold and a headache. it isnt fun believe me
>life is easy some time you know
well it hasnt been for me at all so teach me

nope id be gone

>>trips
>so what now
What do you want to happen?

Seriously glad they didn't otherwise gems like this wouldn't be able to be posted

>2D Waifu

i know just saying though it wouldn't matter if they like it or not since by the end everyone will most likely be somewhat satisfied
thats true, i usually never both using gifs or even shit above 1mb, except for some random or rare cases

her description says it all
no, jews do the money storing real well
oh i thought you meant a problems for everyone
its easy when eating breakfast, what can't pour your own milk into your cereal :^)

what were you rolling for earlier
>H A N S O L O
>hentai
lel

>colored hair waifu
>not a real man

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It really puts a damper on gif posting. I guess they are making room for WebM since their upload limit on WebM was 3mb.

When I roll for trips, it is always for lewds.

Except you never get trips

kek
alright then i guess i need to be the on protecting out business
fuck man, i remember that.
just. fuck
gonna kill myself real quick
oh no just for me kek
what if i dont even eat cereal in the morning?

Everyone who rolls never gets trips

You're just too new to have witnessed my trips.

I genuinely laughed out loud the first time I saw it.

2 businesses is alot to handle

>too new

But I'm here from December

the... singles have spoken

then you probably dont have the capabilities to even have an easy life, what do you eat then?

whos lewds did you want anyway
all my gets are implied rolls

no it isn't

exactly, too new

I don't remember exactly when, but I rolled a 222 and the whole thread slutted out for a good while.

Ruri.

How do I get mastery ranks on weapons? I can't get orthos because is mastery locked 2

Sorry..

i meant for him

sometimes i wonder how retarded they must have been to make that
no one sane or sober would do that right? RIGHT?
not really
just dont die right now, you are 50% of this company
oh shit, i think you are right. the thing is cerial is expensive as fuck here
i mostly just a eat fruit, im never really hungry in the morning

You increase your Mastery Rank by leveling up weapons, warframes, companions, and archwings.

Once you have enough Mastery Rank affinity, you can take your Master Rank Advancement Test.

You level Weapons, Warframes, Companions, and Archwings up by using them or at a greatly reduced speed by simply having them equipped.

check mastery in the player profile thing also

its ok i guess

if ruri allows you can have em

ruri, i want ruri lewds

eat more than fruit for breakfast, i worry about your health

>hikage

>Mfw in another community I have been shipped with the SWOLEST fucker in the community
>All because I said I want to sit on their shoulders and make motorcycle noises while they carry me around places
>Keep getting called cute because of that
....this truly is a fate I'm doomed to have...

well then fix the problem it could be a skunk or raccoon or something too
i dont want ruri lewds?

Ruri posted one last night. Even if it was censored.

>another
What happened to other ones?

Was it the one with the blue and white pantsu?

you worry about me? why?
and no i eat some bread sometimes when im hungry
thats not often though
how can i fix a problem in your house in america when im sick in bed in the netherlands?

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Sorry fam, I wasn't looking at her panties.

Nothing really, I'm in multiple. This one, the other one, and some on Skype.

Well what did it look like?

lol wtf

oh shit i responed to you also, i thought you were other tomo for some reason, but i guess seeing how easy tsunyun got sick it is hard for him

well fuck

is it freshly made whole wheat bread, some fruit for breakfast sounds like a bad or just small breakfast

Acutie3.14q tsun drivepersonrider indeed.

She was on her back
Bottom was uncovered
Top was basically covered
And she was about to receive the D

>H5 finishes updating at around 0220
>xbox needs to update
>447 Megabytes, shouldn't take that long
>18 minutes later it's at 82%

Jesus christ all of this took way fucking longer than it should have

thats your problem not mine
thats ok and yeah they get sick a lot

>inb4 H5 needs another update

What?

Nuh uh!

RIP Kitten

going to take a break and rest a bit
later
yea breakfast is the most important meal
im just not a morning person, everything is still asleep then
except that its not, its not my motion light going on and off

Don't fucking jinx it you cunt

Hey senpai

But if your XBox updated, H5 needs an update to run on the new XBox version.

yeah i guess sleep well

Should have said at other ones
>there was an error installing the update

filename
thats worse than a ps3 what the hell

then once your awake good eat alot before you go out, not too much though
he meat its your problem how your gonna get to his place or fix a problem in the u.s. from the netherlands

idk im tired

>hikage

Snail's pace tonight.

Get some good rest?

I guess my choice of words could've been better, ya.
I don't know why, but I love that smug picture.

Go sleep!

It is a Monday morning...

>chekt

Save me from this flu

Eh, even still. Very slow. Guess we don't have many Europeans or night owls like myself.

Oh well. I'm gonna try and go to sleep. Night everyone.

night

Good night Tomoko

Good night.

Good night this Tomoko as well, didn't see the last part

I think we just both got confused. Oh well
Alright, just sign here.
Also, welcome back.
Night

BEGIN!

>Suika claimed

How will signing make me recover from this
Hello

>BEGIN POSTING LEWD!
Well.. if you say so.

No Shizu, please

What are we beginning, Booki~?
>

Oh hush you. I'm just harassing Suika.

That's okay then I suppose

>that pic
youtu.be/RAQ2EQM9kJo

Hi Alice

No Shizu, please.

Whatever you like!

Begin what?
I dont know, but you might as well try

gay girls > girls

How are you doing this morning?
That's very tempting
Is that Homura and Madoka

It is.

Rewatching the series, I probably prefer Hameru over Meduka

>It's part of a set

Even order 66?

But is it enough?

It's night time. I found out I have to work tomorrow, kinda, maybe.

Begin all of the things.

Even Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Hameru is definitely better than Meduka
Maybe. Just maybe it is
Kinda, maybe? Oh well, good evening then

Even the lewds?
Sign it when your ready

Well, if we're gunna go that far...~

Well, we're supposed to be going back to Japan ... but I'm not sure if that's going to happen. Imagine you need three cars and only have two; the conflict is in prioritization.

N-no, not that! Stop everything!

I still want to read the terms of this contract

Cant stop now
Your already signing it.

mikasa claimed :3

That sounds like fun. Why didn't they plan properly? Or cost cutting measures...
But I haven't even said for sure I was. How can I already be signing it

Makoto you're just kissing everybody! You're going to get sick!

Well, imagine you were supposed to have 4 cars, but one is in Alaska and the other one had mechanical problems. Mechanical problems that caused people to have to go to the hospital. So now you have 2 cars.

Don't sign it. Syndra cannot be trusted. See how she posts lewds unbidden?

I still want to read the contract.

Shower, brb.

Your doing it.
The end.

To be fair, you did say begin. That's pretty open for interpretation.
Sounds like some nasty car problems. Also sounds kind of sloppy that they would be missing a car out of the country
What is it you do?
It's always smart too read a contract before your sign it, do you not agree?
>I guess I would bang Rory
So my input was irrelevant from the beginning! I knew it

I am doing no such thing! My lips have not touched anothers yet!

i have no words to tell how all this "waifu thing" is pityful.

every fucking day, multiple time a day, y'all can't be that afraid of life/others

Being afraid of people isn't really a part of it, since most of us are students or have jobs

I don't get the point of these threads? can someone explain

and you feel ok worshiping drawing ?
I know the "anyone doing what he wants" but seriously, what the fuck ? i rly see you all as masters of cringe thread

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