When's the last time you had sex?

About a month since last

does phone sex count?

8 months i think, i hope get pussy before new year

tramadol

mmmmm never

FUCK YEAH BROTHER

last night but i prefer to masterbate

Fuckin, June/July 2012. Mitt Romney was running for president. She was a stripper, going to beautician school. Single mom. Maybe you've heard of her.

3 hours ago, before that was yesterday, before that was march 28th

this actually looks like my gf, she has the same shirt and hair ha

Last night, didn't cum. Woman is baby crazy and she provided rubbers.
Noope fuck that shit.

Wut

Post pic

2011

august 16th or so. was my first and only time

Fucked my girls ass last night. Made her cry. She got revenge though. Got some poopy on my willy.

an hour ago

Nothing like dope dicking a bitch man. Im jealous.

How did you changed the things?

>Has had sex
>/out/

aug 24, 2007

Last time my wife and I were together long enough for it, nearly 3 months because she's in London, and I've been in the States. Only 2 more weeks, thank Christ.

Don't say dis user

Grats user, many more to come

Back in June a week or two after my GF broke up with me.

MMMMM that´s a good question.
>30 Yo new job new city
>Broke with gf before i came here
>1,5 years ago
>Rarely go out cos i´m a bit autistic right now so no even one night stands or casual fucks.
So basically without sex sine 18 months
>Started to Call escorts like 2 months ago, last hooker was about 3 weeks.
So, real sex, 18 months ago
Paid sex like 3 weeks

i have no idea what you're asking me, but i'll say that all these experiences involved meeting girls on tinder

oh ja i mean only time to this point. hopefully more nookie in the future

Yesterday with my gf. We took it slow since it was sunday and we had alot of time. 30 mins of foreplay before i started penetrating her. She screamed the whole house together when she came. At the end when i was pounding her harder her legs were shaking from enjoyment. She can orgasm and continue fucking its fking great. Told her that i wanted her to suck my dick when i was coming . she did ! Very intense orgasm 10/10 would sex again

Fred Durst amirite

you remember the date? wow you guys are fucking pathetic

last time for me was yesterday because I have my own place and a gf who is a fucking animal tbh she was telling me earlier her cervix was aching from all the dicking

18 years, you guys who are bitching are so pathetic and I'm the virgin

December 23th 2015 .... last time i had sweet pussy

about 2 months ago :( GIBE DE PUSI B0SS

2 years ago

KEK

About 2 years since last anal, more since last vag, and around 7 years since last good vag.

been about 3 weeks, I had surgery and i don't wanna get my girl all fired up if i can't get her off

she gave me a blowjob 4 days ago though, but idk if that counts

there was a last time?

i didnt know there was even a first time.

This morning.

I fucked a pringles can yesterday
I don't know if that counts

Yesterday

My girlfriend had a miscarriage a month ago and since then we did not have sex. We tried once but she ended up crying so we stopped.

Does humping a pillow count?

Holy shit user.... were you supposed to be a dad?

6 months. A year before that so I went to a whore 'cause it was fucking with my mind.

That sucks bro. But must've been pretty hard for her too. Give her some more time and start slow.

Aint had pussy since I came out of one.

Never. Keep getting cockblocked by their parents or jesus.

Closest thing to sex was a handjob, and me spending an hour just eating her out for that handy, which wasn't that good since she'd not seen a real dick until then.

Shame, too, she looks model-hot these days.

sounds like more of a you problemo, fag

friday with a chubby girl ( anal, vaginal, oral), wednesday with a good looking one ( oral only )

Does fucking one's mom count?

2009... Feels batman

yesterday. she is 14.

~24 days ago
feels like forever

A week ago, but I helped my gf get fucked by our dog last night

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This morning earlier today and a few hours ago

55 days ago.

Had a baby, and mommy is ripped up and exhausted. Gotten a few blowjobs though, and she keeps slipping me "IOU ANAL" cards, which is just cheesy enough to be sexy.

>last time

Like 20 mins ago

2 years

Fuck. I was with her last night, bitch didn't mention anything about you...

Last week with gf, we rebroke her bed (it was already)
We ended sleeping in the floor :c

200 years ago got some crazy blueballs.

Not very long ago......

This morning

>Implying i ever have

about 2005

May of this year. Before that, August of 2014. Same girl.

She's a bit of a basket case, but she's thicc and smokes weed.

September 11, 2002
Not proud of it but I Lost my virginity to a drunk girl after I told her my brother was in 9/11

About 2 days i guess
Wanted to fuck rn but he fell asleep, suckstobeme.jpg

yesterday

You're trash

Never. 30 year old virgin here. and that's after I paid a legal hooker at the bunny ranch. I was so nervous i couldnt get hard and left with a very expensive sad handjob.

Eww

Virgin detected

After I got out, my victim hooked back up with me for a few months, but then I became a monk, and she btfo. 2014

3yr, feels bad man

3 hours ago
I didn't came because I wanted to pee so hard

Yesterday. but its not as good as it sounds. I am married and only have sex 1 per week at best.

It's also me that doesn't want the sex. When I put my dick in, I immediately feel like its over, like I am a premature ejaculatory . Can you guys help? I tried wanking it off before sex. But it doesnt help. Gives me like an extra 60 seconds. I try thinking about world of warcraft and my rotation in game and even that doesnt help. Man why is sex so good

10 hours ago

Like 3 days ago I think. Or two. Can't remember right now.

Call me. I can't sleep. I'll do you proper

This, came satisfactorily. Diddled her beforehand

1978

when I rub my ears all over my mom's vagina

January

somewere in january

You didn't cum or the chick?

Why everybody have this problem?
I hardly can cum when my gf riddle me, and it's not like I don't enjoy that

25.02.16. was a threesome. a friend invited me to fuck his girlfriend with him. was fun.

My wife and I had sex this morning. Plus we had oral sex yesterday.

last saturday.
with my wife.
trying to make another baby.

sex is so much better when you actually try to create a new human being.
it really means something then.

i often dont cum, hate to be gay

Still a virgin.
Last fap, 4 days ago.

its the opposite for me, too. we have sex for like an hour straight and all she asks after i am too tired: why didnt you cum?

I actually had sex with a 14yo girl yesterday. Dat pussy was fucking TIGHT.

I live in UK so it was legal.

i dont think i would fit in a pussy that tight, must be hurting your dick

How is 14 legal in the UK?

No surprise you can't cum when she is on top. Try getting the advantage.
You sure she was 14?

5 minutes ago. Just lying in bed now, while she's getting dressed to go to uni.

Mid-August.

'Bags of sand' comment

>She can orgasm and continue fucking its fking great.
Because literally no other woman can do this.

guy: Friday morning
girl: two weeks ago
both: saturday
next: probably tomorrow morning.

>I live in UK so it was legal.

2 Days ago
I fucked her for 2 hours and I still couldn't cum
My dick is numb as fuck b, time to reboot my brain :(

>She can orgasm and continue fucking its fking great.
literally every woman can do this

>miscarriage
You can thank Satan for your freedom you ungrateful prick

Last month. I'm not really bothered by this, I don't really like having sex. I'd rather masturbate. Also, I'm 40 years old.

Last saturday

About 30 mins ago. Fucked my cite ass latina wife before heading to the office.

sure sure