My guy came over. I jerked him for a long ass time...

My guy came over. I jerked him for a long ass time. His dick is desensitized and he's trying to lay off it so he'll be able to feel sensation again. I understand, but I jerked him for an entire movie. Every two minutes i had to spit on my hand (even though I could have grabbed some lube, he wanted the spit) so it kept getting chalky and annoying. He gave me directions, but they were convoluted. "Do that thing again." "Where my hand is like this...or?" "The thing you did a minute ago." I smiled, was enthusiastic, and tried really hard, but eventually he went to my bathroom and finished himself off. I feel shitty about not being good enough for him. I was hinting that we could have sex, or that I could blow him, but he didn't respond. Then he left. Didn't offer to touch me or anything. Everytime we have sex or hang out, I blow him forever, touch him a lot, do everything he likes, and he always cums (even if he does it himself) but he never gets me off or does anything with me to help me get off. Like, I'll suck his balls when he jerks to help him cum. Then he's done. He won't touch me for more than ten minutes before giving up. What the fuck?

Tl;Dr shitty sex stories. Make me feel a bit better?

Bump

Fucking say something then if you're so upset about it

Didn't read the shortest part. Post some shitty sex stories. Ass.

Nah I think I won't

do it for harambe

show me your tits and then I'll show you a shitty sex story

Fine. If this thread gets three more posters, we'll be argueing the merits for or against undercarriage washing for your car. Or Asians vs. Americans.

I'm a man. A gay man.

Post them man tits or gtfo op

Niggers

Hooked up with a chick on tinder.

Shit was going swimmingly until she wanted me to plow her from behind.

>doyousmellwhattherockiscookin.mp3

Her butthole stank. My face wasn't anywhere near her butthole but I could smell it.

I had a semi while I was plowing her after that. I had to think of something else to nut and get outta there asap.

Took 15 seconds and I was never so happy to be a two pump chump.

Then hes not gay, which is why he doesn't touch you. He feels ashamed for what hes doing with you.

How did you miss this? It took me about 4 seconds to figure that out. You must be dumb as a sack of rocks.

TALK. TO. HIM.

I'm pretty desensitized during sex. I was married for 6 years and I recently started dating this really hot girl who's really into me. We have sex all the damn time, but there's time's where i'm just fucking and fucking and fucking and I can't cum and it's shit. So I have to resort to thinking about porn, or times I fucked the girl im fucking at the moment. It's ridiculous honestly. We just started dating, so hopefully i'll get better at cumming faster.

>19
>plowing a girl in the ass
>there's like a weird sensation, then burning, and pushing
>dick gets forced out of girl's asshole with the force of a thousand taco bell Diablo packets bursting at once
> throw hands up in defense
>girl screaming and crying
>she tried to flip on back, shit spraying everywhere
>run away naked covered in shit

Seconded

Take your clothes off go up to in and slowly slide on. He'll get the hint.

OP is so gay and womanly, he's too afraid to bring up his problems with his significant other, he just bitches behind their back. Like a bitch. Maybe it's because you know he's not really gay you faggot. Or at least subconsciously you're too afraid to ask questions you don't want the answers to. God you are so gay.

This is what tween guys do. Get an older man

Naw. He use to suck my dick for 30 minutes. It's only within the last month that he's been like this. Still loves me. Isn't seeing/talking to anyone else.

kek

He is really young. Legal, but young.
I've tried talking to him, but he's a reserved person. I'm just venting and looking for bad sex stories to feel a bit better.

Do you watch a lot of porn?

I had a similar problem, couldnt cum when having sex and it didnt matter how attractive the girl was. I didnt watch any porn for 4 months and no wanks either. My libido came back full force and now I can nut like normal. Good luck bro.

>about to fuck this cute guy
>penis one inch away from my pussy
>blows up before landing
>he starts crying
>kick him out of my house

Thank you. I'll ask him to try that.

Im sorry about that. I just really liked you

Hat guy? Met on craigslist? Want to try again?

Did anyone actually read the OP and did figure it was a fag? Shit Cred Forumsros, you're getting fucking slow. Just looking at all that shitty porn in here all day is fucking up your brains.

You are correct. Unless I was watching a midget dressed in latex being chased by a black willy wonka on a trike I couldnt get off. Ditch the porn, especially porn you find here.

I really am a gay man. I'm just kind of a Nancy boy.

Congratulations. Do you want a prize for it?

Why the fuck did you come in here then?
user what the fuck?

Yeah. How about you let me blow you? I'm sure your dick is prize enough. I was saying in a round about way, that I'm sorry if I unintentionally mislead anyone into thinking I wasn't a faggot.

Have him ditch all porn and stop masturbating. If nothing changes, the relationship is toast. If it works, then it was a physiological thing.

Source: straight guy with similar problems

> round about way
Ah, so just sucking cock isn't enough, you have to communicate like a fag to?
Nah, but you didn't mislead anyone. It was pretty evident from your post, just some niggers here are loosing their brainpower of late.

I'm losing my brain power, so I can't say much. I communicate like a raging faggot. That's what happens when you have seven sisters and no father figure.

Sorry for your misfortune. Have friends who grew up with similar problems. Seems like tough shit.

It happens. I'm over my family shit now and I'm capable of turning the dial down on my feminine ways. I've tried dating women and they are too fucking demanding and annoying. Easier just to suck a dick and play video games.