ROAST ME!!! Anxious depressed, single since yesterday, hate my job, hate my life

ROAST ME!!! Anxious depressed, single since yesterday, hate my job, hate my life...

Goofy ass Michael from Vsauce

Get the London look.

What's wrong friend-o you look like the sorta guy I'd drink with :-)

Take off your human disguise and go back to your village, Papa Smurf.

You look like a cool cat, user

I like you, you look like you'd be a pretty chill guy to hang out with.

Would high five/10

You look like you're working on a dirty bomb and hoping you don't count as one of your 72 virgins.

>single since yesterday

guess your bf wanted to get out of there before all the rest of your hair did.

That was a good one!

VSauce!!!! Michael here...
>insert fact/speculation here
...And as always, thanks for watching

Shave the shit beard.

Get braces.

In a couple years you'll look fine.

> Roast me
Sorry, oven just ran out of Zyklon B. Come back tomorrow

mache alles

You look like a cool guy user. Buy a guitar and keep going. Best of wishes to you.

Don't worry, m8. You'll rescue Princess peach from Bowser's hands someday.

Pick yourself up, user. Life gets better.

...

>Life gets better.

Underrated