Hey Cred Forums I'm gonna force feed this small toad to this bigger toad
Hey Cred Forums I'm gonna force feed this small toad to this bigger toad
Do it.
Well?!?
What the fuck? Don't do that.
>What the fuck? Don't do that.
Don't listen to this fuck. Doo ittt
>going to choke one toad with another
He's going for it
whered u get em
Sounds like this might be interesting.
holy shit its not bait
2017 fuck you I have a time machine
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It must be done, so do it fagnut
Found em' in the woods
then you gotta make something else eat that big toad!!!
fucking kek
yeah you eat the toad!
Made me ejaculate ooooo
God why?
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Hehe go on xD
It's the circle of life.
it is written user
like literally its written here
not like in some ancient text or prophecy
but still, do it
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Now fucking jizz on them and post pic
and now feed the bigger toad to a small cat. then feed the cat to a dog. then eat the dog. post results.
Request for OP
Once the bigger one is done, leave it for an hour (don't kill it or feed it anything else)
After that, can you cut the stomach open and see if the smaller one is still there, or how decomposed it is?
not a fetish, just curious
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Worst day of tree frogs life.
Fuck this shit, just jizz on the toad cannibal
time for a toad space program
Should I pull it out? Its still alive
Also Fuck Google Docs
I have to see the riveting conclusion to this epic saga. More OP?
Why do you hate black doctors?
If dubs stick both in ass
OP is man enough to force a toad into another toad's mouth but he can't muster up a load of cum to drench them in?
Now finish the toad. With a hammer. 2017
pull him out pls
pull it out!
The deed must be done, it must be eaten fully. Keep the big one and feed him nothing but smaller toads.
Train him to hunt them himself even.
Make a cannibal toad
yeah fuck the big one's head up with a hammer
this
Pull him out, then force him again
Dubs means you have to pull the little one out and feed the big one to it now
force it down make him pay
It got spit up
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this is a great idea
let them go please :(
Put them on fire
I want him to put his dick in its mouth
I better see some glazed up toads real quick
okay I know the answer.
>smaller toad, fill with cum
>forcefeed to bigger toad
>shove it up ass
try feed the big to the little
Let the poor toads go please
roll
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this guy gets it.
Make hats for them, little ribbon and a mostacho.
Cut a limb off the small toad and try to feed that to the big toad
OP you're a legend
Chew up smaller toad
Feed the mush to the larger toad
Do it
Penis
PRAISE KEK!
Release them faggot
LET THEM GO
Insert the big toad in the small toads mouth nice op
Cunt holy shit
>"hey um...sorry bout that the other day"
Try ass end first
Right?
Absolute madman
FROGGER BE LIKE
You're a crook like Hillary
Spit up immediately. Dubs Decides Whether handle or pointy bit goes in big toad
Tie the toss to strings and make it dance
Sharpened end please
kek
OMG PLEASE NO!!! LET THEM GO!!!!
pointy
Debates are today.
It's gonna be good m8
You are so edgy op
Let them go, for they have proved their loyalty and earned freedom.
Agreed. Sharp end as punishment for his crimes against the toad lord
Fucking give me dubs sharp
fag
Poor hot wax on them till they slowly die
this
Why am I laughing at this omg. Nice one OP (Y)
Sharp as a mufucka
Get got
pointy
STREAM?!?!?!
How are you doing all the handling of these fuckers?
Sharp and ready like domino's pies niggers
Dubs compells you to release them OP
stream pointy bit
Sharp in eyeball. ROLL
finger it's but with bleach
This this!
dubs confirm
Kek wills it
Sorry, OP. You're fun ends here.
I win fuck you all
pointy bit plz
Make this a Gamabunta thread now.
Oh what time and in which timezone
Fucking brilliant
i had got dubs way up please let them go the gods have spoken
Skin them and eat them
confirmed
Roll
WINRAR
> SPACE PROGRAM
Eat there toad babies kkk demands it
WE GOT A SHARP END
this
Lrn2google my google
I like you OP, you're an alright faggot. Do the blunt side.
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This one's better op.
Winrar Chicken Dinrar
This guy's a pizza a pie-a
>coming up next..
this
rip in peace mate
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DUDE what the fucc
tasty
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF WHY WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU
First comment on Cred Forums. This is great. I love
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why do you have weed all over your mousepad>?
How'd you take that picture op?
holy shit
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hai '-'
rip deepthroating frog
Why else do you think he's trying so shove a toad inside another toad?
I pressed the button with my Erect Penis
stick dick in its mouth op
newfag
KEK? You mean Froggard
Save it friend.
It's all yours
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Toad's still fine, Who wants to try the big and blunt end?
Wheres the naked little girls? Kiss the toad i presume?
Please include me in the reddit screencap
Fuck you I hate Cred Forums now because of you trying to talk to me. You will NOT bukkake on me that is my tight as an American citizen and I will not have my rights violated by a piece of shit Republican Whig that was probably touched by his uncle. Kill yourself.
TELL OP TO STOP
Now rip the little one in half OR cut in half like Kung Lao
Hehe +1
implied
>accurate
if dubs put your dick in toad's mouth
>betraying the actual getter of dubs, only four posts under your own
Today, OP was a faggot. It was a day much like any other.
RE
shit in toads mouth
LET IT DEEPTHROAT UR DICK
Dübs wills democracy
Reroll sharp end in its eyeball.
Alternatively, don't destroy the eyeball but remove it gently leaving it intact. Then EAT IT
Fuck you he didn't say releasing it was one of the choices. You're a gaywad.
Whit shit he means your dick OP
sweet sweet dubs
shove drill in nostril
this
He said sharp side or blunt side.
Letting go was not an option.
Reroll
The Question was Pointy end Or Blunt end you stupid fuck, Letting them go isn't a valid answer
Please this post dick and balls too
Op is too slow with updates. Will dab in mean time
Reroll
LET HIM GO
OP plx
YEAH MOTHERFUCK DO IT
SHUT UP SATAN
deliver faggot
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT
Put it in a Tupperware container, seal the lid and let him suphocate, set dead body out in sun and let it dry, then grind the dry frog into a powder and sell it as black tar heroin to some junkies.
Damnit I'm not gonna permanently maim them
what he said
Hitler confirmed. Do both. Eat one and destroy one
stick the sharp part through both of them like a skewer.
What happened to m80s in toads butt?
And he didn't even offer options in , you dense faggots, but somehow people are rolling anyway.
Post the dab to homeboy
I do, I do
Kek speed frog bros :(
>strawpoll.me
68% keep fucking with the toads
Di ot.
Redemption is yours for the taking. The path is clear, you must insert thy instrument of faggotry into frog. Do not deny your destiny, the /bros demand it!
>I'm gonna force feed this small toad to this bigger toad
and make it be pregnant?kek
frogs don't have dick and balls bruh
The rules were already established anyone can see that you stupid fuck
nigga you got some crack in the top left corner there?
For the glory of KEK and TRUMP!
AYYLMAO SHADILAY KEKU, O SHADILAYYLMAO KEK
Bless the LION in tonights debate! Hillary is kill! Shart! She will SHART!
You molested one toad with another toad. They're scarred for life already.
DELIVER
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yes they do, like vaginas
agreed, would also enjoy this.
Torturing animals is a federal offense I'm reporting you to Obama
OP probably want to make it be pregnant?kek
Whichever toad can swallow more of your dick earns his freedom. The other gets the blunt end of whatever that thing is up it's ass.
rigged poll
everyone knows Cred Forums would never fuck with innocent toads just for the lulz
VOTE TO FREE THE TOADS
show pics (you)
Blunt end it is
Roll
lost
Do not go gently into that shadilay dear Cred Forumsackack.
It's almost over
>this
Smoke the toad like the guy whit the spider did
Cred Forums is not Cred Forums's greatest ally.
I should be doing my homework but this shit is 100x better
learn to post pics right side up you edgy moron
That's like only 2cm deep :/
It's nice that you're both doing this and still care for the animals. You're a normie and that's ok
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Dear diary...
Today Op delivered
Sincerely user
Yes, good. Now give it a good dicking
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Green Krack nigga hell yea
jizz on it op
im not satisfied faggot, beat me off
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Now eat the toad alive OP.
This is 2016, newfags are relentless
its google docs being shitty
Learn to reply to a specific post you newfag
Put your dick in it op
cry harder faggot
if it survives:
make it eat a coin
microwave it
profit
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If dubs, flush them down the toilet
Story?
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>not respecting digits
Kids these days. In my day, dubs were sacred.
The toads deserve freedom.
Must apply to eyes..
Rerolling for cock in toad mouth op
Roll and make webm
This.
Shove big toad in pooper
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Trips bitch time for coin+microwave
the trips have spoken
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Roll
trips demand
Now light it on fire or make it tongue punch your fart box OP
We have a WINRAR! I wanted cock in mouth but this is good too
Trips dont lie. DO ITTT
Fuckin chuffin back on a fat dart
Nice Bowl, here's mine
if dubs let them go
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smoke the frogs
Nope, trips already
double dubs, well fuck
majestic
Word.
snippy snippy make em gimpy
HOLY SHIT CHECKED
I'm gonna try feeding the small to the big again hold on
two pair beats three of a kind
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Agreed regrettable trips
Roll and microwave it please
Haha i got op to relax and smoke a bowl with my dab posting. Winning
I wanted fatality on midget toad :^(
No they don't asshole
holy shit
Long cat is loooooonnnnggg
prove me wrong, you haven't. trump wouldv'e destroyed bruce lee and made china pay for the wall across the pacific
HOLY SHEIT
Post has gotten boring fast
Go back to PETA....
Autism?
Wtf is dubs
Kill yourself
Free kek
holy holy shit
Round 3
>not even the same girl
kek
checked
That looks like CP.....
Oh shit just the legs to go
WTF OP CHECK THE TRIPS YOU CUCK
Make a webm of it
strawpoll.me
>nearly 50/50
wake up sheeple
Forgot the pic
Not cp if it's dressed and otherwise not sexual.
Get tiny back inside ass first, take sewing needle and sow large ones mouth together but leave enough gap to see small one inside peering out
ex wife.
Long time ago I found a frog with a ton of babies on its back, so we took all Its babies and force fed them to the mom. We got all of them in there and let it go, it hopped like once and puked them all up. Then we broke a liquid gel sleeping pill and made it drink it and did this dance or something and it just got slower and slower till it died.
I still kek like a little faggot when I think back to that.
Let them freeeeeeee
What is CP
Clintons Pedophilia
we're gonna 404 in a while
Cheese Pizza
Flush the big frog
Dat upper lip doe
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Newfag spotted
I think we will hear from you on the news one day
Child photography
TFW don't know how to make webm
not him but rollin for trips
If you have any dip or liquid gel sleeping meds laying around give some to the big toad. Its hilarious what they do
What is a newfag?
Cold Poop
I got a little chub from that.
Good story
What is what?
if dubs you gotta microwave
(You)
What is dubs
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Curry pie
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Haha. Used to that would probably be true. I haven't killed anything for fun in probably 6 or 7 years. Used to I'd take pine needles and run them through grasshoppers or frogs And see how many I could get in there before they died.
Or if you tie a string around the spiky part of a grasshoppers legs and then the other part around their neck, when they try to jump it rips their head off. Haha
space program you fucking nigger
What is love?
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That's just naaasty and why you should wear a condom
r00000000000astie
I don't have any balloons or fireworks
when you try to be edgy but you kill bugs
how fucking old are you cunt?
You sound like a person with lack of empathy; grade A psychopath; keep up the good work
baby don't hurt me, no more
Make a parachute with a shopping bag
Don't say that, it's what he wants to hear
Old enough to be on Cred Forums, over 18, you fucking nigger
Oh, it was much more than that like moles and other defenceless shit, but my house is next to a huge field the retarded fucking neighbors never cut so there were grasshoppers all over the place. So we basically would go out there every day and commit genocide.
I got plenty other stories like making a snake pop like a balloon with a can of air duster or freezing frogs then boiling them and then their skin just slumps off their bodies
underrage b8 spotted
BREAKING NEWS: "STOP FUCKING WITH TOADS" NOW BEATING "KEEP FUCKING WITH TOADS"
Well Cred Forums I finally got to a 300+ reply thread, and all it took was torturing some small animals. Thank you and goodnight.
B&
Ftfy m8
this aint a democracy bro
What proof do you need? Cunt
consider yourself lucky to be living next to a field, there are countless things to find there
youtube.com
for the wait bugfags
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What is a toad?
Send from my Iphone911
get in your dusty ass car and go buy some mother fucking balloons and get on it OP we wont beat the Russians with that kind of attitude. I know there were some budget cuts but jesus christ.