How did you get laid in uni?

How did you get laid in uni?

join the christian club or whatever

for based qtpies

Is that how it happened for you?

Tinder.

Bam, easy.

Is it, really?

Worked for me.

Step 1: Get Drunk
Step 2: Go to party
Step 3: Find girl (probably one of the not so good looking ones, they're easier)
Step 4: Take her back to yours
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: Profit!!!

Alternative step 2: Go to club

I'm not so sure, what if she calls regret rape on me?

I'll download and give it a try, thank you

you try

Well, OP, I generally put my penis in her vagina and thrust a lot until I reached orgasm.

I'm not sure what you are asking.

Jesus I didn't say rape her. Ask for consent. And if you're that ugly that she would call regret rape then maybe you should just jerk off for the rest of your sad life

Damn, I am pretty hideous. Might as well end myself buddy boy

What led up to it?

How?

its really not hard to find someone to fuck at uni, they're all a bunch of horny sluts. Just fucking go for it

How?

Go to parties and clubs and get drunk and have fun, if you're having fun people can see that and want to have fun with you.

I guess that would work. I did sign up for a few clubs this year, so wish me luck, man. Thanks for the advice

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What

He says you should buy her flowers.

That's cute