Who's hungry?!

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Duuuude. That sounds so good about now.

Please don't go to Mcdonald's. This company sells toxic products for profit that hurt it's customers, employees, and the enviornment.

you know whats sad? It worked on me.

I mean i often have to eat dinner at like 2 in the morning so my options are limited, but twice in the last few months Ive gotten this shit.

Well hello paid McDonalds head. Enjoy your cancer sandwich with extra sadness and suffering and feces.

Kek what a fag
Im doing what OP says now just to spite you

For me it's the Big Mac sandwich®

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...

fuck yea dude, being healthy and feeling good FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smoke weed nigger

Worked for McDonalds for 5 years. 2 years as Management.

When I left, I never ate there again.

ahh, the classic bread and lettuce sandwich.

great choice!

Man that sucks....

I love how a food thread on any other board will be busier than all the /ck/ threads combined.

I'm so hungry, but I can currently not afford to eat. like at all.

>double cheese hold the lettuce no seeds on bun
There is no lettuce nor a seeded bun on the double cheese you god damn numb digger

google your locate food bank, retard

illegal immigrants use it. why not you.

*local

Doesn't matter if you're healthy or not, being alive in general sucks

We don't have those in my country. I haven't eaten in like three days.

I think being alive is great, and think it helps being and eating healthy.

Being alive fucking sucks.

I guess that just depends on you. For me life is great, and there's not a single thing I would change. So for me no, it doesn't suck one bit.

McBump!

It's probably because i'm fucking hungry

I prefer to cook my own food. Getting fast food seems more like a decision you make if you're really hungry but far away from home, or if you go out with friends. Fast food is also far more expensive, so cooking your own meals is the cheaper option. I also have my own special meal I make if I have money to buy pork. I boil and peel potatoes, crush them, add in boiled peas and cooked pork, then either eat it neatly or put it all in a bowl.

I suppose that's a way to advertise?
Cheap, easy, just hawk your wares on the chats, forums and imageboards.

Should worry about the backlash though. Most 4channers don't care for commercials and adds.
Migh have the opposite effect than the one you're after.

What country are you in? Does it have a red cross/salvation army? Sorry for being a dick above.

>Then i kill and skin one of the neighbors cats and wear it on my face
>Sometimes i cuddle up to the carcass

Are you new here?
Cred Forums is a haven of fat sweaty neckbeards that would kill for a bag of burgers right about now.

Yes, but surely a good quality burger?
Like the one you make yourself?
Or from a proper grill/restaurant - not from the shittier end of the fast food places.

>be me
>getting a mcafe before another 8hr shift
>go through drive thru
>order a coffee
>drive up to window. It opens. It's a middle aged white dude. guy looks bum, totally unshaven crusty aged beard.
>gives me someone's mcflurry on accident
>I give it back and say I had the black mcafe with 2 sugars
>and he takes the mcflurry, without hesitation says 'badadada I'm tired'

I held it all in up until I got back on the road. Fucking guy made my day.

I always feel bloated and sad after eating McDonald's.

Perhaps, but that's too expensive or too much effort for most of us.
I'd fucking love a bag of McDonald's right now.

That looks gross. Just go buy a hamburger, faggot.

>sees potentially healthy food
>triggered coz it doesn't look like a greasy sandwich

Sweden. But I'm white. And we don't really have soup kitchens. And people are begging everywhere.

And I'm not going to sit outside and beg. I'm currently looking for work and if an employer or a future work buddy saw me sitting there begging, I'd fuck my chances forever. So yeah. Yeah...

Damn what's going on Sweden? Thought life was good in those parts

muslims and immigrants in general

youfucknigcuntthatshitisthealthyitlookslikeafuckingshit.ihopethatyoukillyouselfnigger.ifiwasyouidwatchmyassfagot.alsoifyoudotreplyyourmotherwilldiein3days

Well, suit yourself. I'm gonna go to a decent, proper restaurant and get a good one instead.

this is 2016 Cred Forums in a nutshell. Fucking edgy kids.

Im jealous, don't get me wrong.
Enjoy it, friend.

You're thinking of norway. We took in 268 000 immigrants just last year. We got beggars outside every store front and major street.

Unemployment is at 11.8% in my city. I'm usually not many weeks between jobs myself, I have some experience and good ref's, but right now I'm hungry as fuck.

Honestly so hungry. Could go for one of those right now. Any maybe pizza, cheese.

*tightens and straightens tie* *fixes fedora* I'm going to get myself a better burger. A good burger. A healthy burger. I deserve the bestest of burgers. Not the silly, fake kind. The real, genuine kind. The one. I need to find The One. *smokes cigar* But where I will find it I do not know. Anywhere but Mac of Donald's will do. I am a prestigious man with prestigious tastes. I could never put my mouth near such foul things. I am too good. My buds...too precious.

Fresh fries?. the fuck, OP always its a faggot.

Go on...

Penis pizza

Why they call this shit big mac when its smaller than any burger king.

Oh noes! Someone likes quality foods!
Best do damage control in a hurry.

Hello my fat friend

Hi!

LOL you prefer to cook your own food? That literally looks like you took some microwave peas and frozen potatoes and through them in a bowl, looks fucking gross fam. l2cookplz

Bump for McDonalds takeover

I think the presentation is not important, but the taste is. You cook to eat, not to make a meal that just looks good.

I think I shall pop by the local shawarma house instead.
They use actual real meat, not pumped with hormones and shit, and the veggies are fresh.

McD is shite.

Yep. I only ever eat kosher or halal, quality produce.

Looks like shit to me.

Or a proper burger.
I'm not religious, so I don't care if it's halal or kosher - as long as it's quality.

That's because you've never tasted it, and because you're and idiot and a McD shill.

Why is the bun so small compared to the fillings?

That honestly looks pretty tasty. Too bad that it probably costs like 15-25, which is way too much for any meal.

Normal sized bun, enormous amount of fillings - it's luxury sonny.

Pls buy me McSnatch babee

Since the revamped the meat, the last double quarter pounder I got was fucking awesome.

Any chance of a MOTHERFUKIN JELLYBABY BITCH???

I bet her McPuss tastes amazing.

Ohai shill

Whatever bud.

Hai gais I am Phil the Timetravller. Here is your life in 6 hours time

Not if you live in a country where minimum wages are enough for food, rent and necessities, and that's holding one job and one job only.

>You're and idiot
Do I really have to explain to you how retarded you look right now?

>oops caught in the act, better pretend to be indifferent.

ok

Nomnom

>implying the people with standards are the neckbeards

How can you explain anything with yiu head so far up Hilrys vag u corporate shill I zee u! Bring on debait!

Gross. McDonald's is better.

Standards are for norms, 4channers revel in offal and lowest common denominator.
McD is clever to advertise here in this manner, because stinky mcbasement dweller WILL fall for it.

Im guessing not.

For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Jesus christ, what in the name of god is that??

You can see it on /ck/ too.

Go away McShill

Someone had too much McDonald's.

Your moms McBreakfast - faggots forgot the hash brown

Yum

What?
It actually looks fucking good, just needs some hot fries.

You absolutely can not stand how superior McDonald's Double Quarter Pound burgers are to those that you like, can you?

You're pathetic. Just accept it already.

Heh, yeah, superior. Sure.

Regular quarter pounders are better than doubles, you uncultured fuck.

Do you have the stomach of a small child or something?

If you can prove the macdonalds patties are not offal and offcuts, at best grade f beef

You are finally starting to get it.

suck my high metabolism you fat-prone saddo

That shit looks fucking delicious.

Dr said two days ago muh testosterone level was heaps low and I am due to get a shot tomorrow, but this thread is giving me a chubby! Should I tell doc??

fuck when I get a job I am gonna eat so much fast food

If you think it's about what you can fit into your gut you're only proving how much of a fucking pleb you are.

It is still incomparable to a McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Let's have a Gumball thread.

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>fast food ==== DICK

I'm hungry for some blue cat shota.

fast food includes mcdonalds you tard

Bring on the debate

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Who's aroused?

I'm heading down to the nearest Cred Forums thread for some blue cat shota, and some blue cat mother!

Soz, I'll just make myself a beef goulash instead.

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this might help

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hey I've got you covered

Enjoy your anorexia, deprived faggot.

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>Who's hungry?!
I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's™ restaurant for a Double Quarter Pounder™ with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola™!

>I'm and advertise for McDonald's™ aka The Shill™.

^fix'd!

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yeah that happens a lot when i advertise volunteering for non profits

shouldn't a double quarter pounder be called a half pounder instead?

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You should advertise gumball.

youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY

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>partner with Cred Forums

>implying there needs to be a corporate partnership to enable free advertising on an online, anonymous and 100% free messaging board.

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Wrong post. Meant
Aren't you a little twat, good luck getting a job with that attitude, you salty little bitch.

>Being this upset that the Double Quarter Pounder from McDonald's is superior to the shit burgers you like.

I'm good m8.

Who needs a job when you can be a NEET and post Gumball?

No faggot. It is a double quarter pounder, calling it a half pounder makes no sense whatsoever.

I've been up for two days. My thoughts are getting increasingly scattered, random and violent. I've jack off dozens of times,just letting the sperm dribble down my belly and into the bed. I fear I'm heading towards something terrible. I don't know if I can turn things around this time. I need to be brought back down; a reality check, a splash of water in my face. I broke all ties with that years ago. Just me now. Paranoid.

I need help

What McDonald's sell Dr. pepper, the greatest of sodas?

>inb4 you actually name one

You're rapping and are therefore a nigger and any points you could make are therefore irrelevent

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Stopping there after I buy weed at the dispensary tomorrow.
Gonna get everything on the 2 for $5 menu and a large fries then watch the debate.

McFag here. 15+cumulative years working for/with the golden arch empire. The Double QP is the best bet. Always made fresh to order. Best bang for your protein buck.

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McDonald's french fries ingredients
Potatoes,
Vegetable Oil (Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil),
Beef Flavor
Wheat and Milk Derivatives,
Citric Acid,
Dextrose,
Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate,
Salt.
Canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil,
TBHQ
Citric Acid
Dimethylpolysiloxane
Wheat
Milk
beef flavor
hydrolyzed wheat
hydrolyzed

Patty next then bun then fake cheese

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why not ? 1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2

You're talking to Americans here. Throw dog shit in that ingredients list and they would eat it up.

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kek...

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Mike Inel style stuff is cool too.

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I want what's in his mouth.

Have a delicious McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese! It will surely get your mind off of things.

If not, you could always McFucking kill yourself and have a good day!

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Bun
Enriched flour
bleached wheat flour,
malted barley flour,
niacin,
iron,
thiamin mononitrate,
riboflavin,
folic acid,
water,
high fructose corn syrup
sugar,
yeast,
soybean oil
canola oil,
salt,
wheat gluten,
calcium sulfate,
calcium carbonate,
ammonium sulfate,
ammonium chloride,
sodium stearoyl lactylate, (Lactylate, without it you would not be able to shit the bun out)
datem,
ascorbic acid,
azodicarbonamide,
mono-diglycerides,
ethoxylated monoglycerides,
monocalcium phosphate,
enzymes,
guar gum,
calcium peroxide,
sorbic acid,
calcium propionate
sodium propionate,
soy lecithin

Delicious. Now get to the fake cheese before I cum.

I couldn't kill myself. That'd deprive me from Gumball.

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Well, put more time into Gumball. But don't forget to head down and get yourself a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese from your nearest McDonald's location.

>McDonalds
>restaurant
Choose one

Nicole's a cutie.

Choose one McDonald's restaurant?
I'll just stop at the nearest one on the way home.

I know
that's why shitting themselves in public is a favorite american past time

(couch) Cheese
Milk,
Cream,
Water,
Cheese Culture,
Sodium Citrate,
Salt,
Citric Acid,
Sodium Phosphate,
Sorbic Acid
Lactic Acid, (so you can shit it out)
Acetic Acid,
Enzymes,
Sodium Pyrophosphate,
Natural Flavor
Color Added, Soy Lecithin.

I don't need food when I live off of kitty jizzims.

noun
a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Problem?

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To call the shit they serve food, let alone a meal, is a bit of a stretch

Well, yeah. That is kind of what mcdonalds is.

Perhaps someone dropped you on your fucking head and scrambled your brain to make you so fucking retarded?

Do you guys think Gumball is cute?

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You should head down to your nearest McDonald's and have yourself a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

Nugets
White boneless chicken,
water,
salt,
yeast extract,
wheat starch,
natural flavoring?,
safflower oil,
lemon juice solids,
dextrose,
citric acid,
sodium phosphates
enriched flour
bleached wheat flour,
niacin,
iron,
thiamine mononitrate,
riboflavin,
folic acid,
yellow corn flour,
bleached wheat flour,
salt,
baking soda,
sodium acid pyrophosphate,
sodium aluminum phosphate,
monocalcium phosphate,
calcium lactate,
spices?
wheat starch,
dextrose,
corn starch
vegetable oil
canola oil,
corn oil,
soybean oil,
hydrogenated soybean oil
TBHQ
citric acid
dimethylpolysiloxane

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He said choose one, it's both.

No shit Sherlock.

← this motherfucker here
Brewhouse Bacon Burger
from Jack

So I corrected someone and you get all salty and weird?
Topkek

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Nice meme user, the nostalgia feels good.

I remember being 16 and eating this garbage

R8 it fgts

The fries look wet as fuck

Never cooked eh? You cover so it's evenly cooks , open lid when all potatoes are soft, no lid then crisps them up

POTATOES BOIL UM MASH UM STICK UM IN A STEW

So you wanted us to rate an unfinished product?

Why not just microwave sugar?

probablyy olive oil

POTATOES
O
T
A
T
O
E
S

BOIL UM MASH UM STICK UM IN A STEW

Hey this guy gets it

Looks like pasta to me

Get me a Bacon ranch salad with grilled chicken while you're there puto, Im trying to watch my weight.

Jesus man, what country are you in? Ethiopia?

get fucked im no-ones skivvy