Post the best Cred Forums greentexts, let me start with all my personal favourites

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the theme tonight is obscure greentexts get posting you fucking faggots. I swear to god if anyone calls my thread shit while browsing this same board which currently hasn't hosted a good thread ALL YEAR then you too can get the fuck out. Don't need your bullshjit you're ruining this stage 4 cancer-ridden shitty ass trash board with even more cancer and bullshit. You're definition of a degenerate. Now get posting those geentext stories, fuckers.

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now doing weed and drug themed greentexts

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i wasn't going to sleep anyway.

part 2

part 3

the final part

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post some of your own if you got any. Especially the good long ones.

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rare

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revenge again cause i got leftovers

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come on guys post something in this thread even if its just one picture or greentext. Otherwise this shit will 404 just like pretty much every good thread on Cred Forums after 10 minutes.

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>gets shot twice in the stomach and walks to arizona
>ruins life of former friend who did nothing wrong

shit read

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fuck outta here with ur shitposts I got 40+ pictures you little ungrateful shit.

How about you post something with worthy content for once? Or even posting a shitty greentext that gets thrown around funnyjunk would at least suffice better than your shitpost. Criticizing these greentexts won't do shit, I am not the writer of these I can't change them.

Just post a better greentext story if you think you've read better ones. Isn't that a good idea? Keep up the good content in this thread

Pic unrelated *(unless you hate good greentexts)

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>autism

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Dude you're a shitposter, you're the lowest form of degeneracy on this site don't make snide comments like a little arrogant faggot. We're posting on Cred Forums we're ALL autistic here.

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this wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, half these pictures I forget but I'm picking at random so bear with my shitty posting progress.

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anyone have that story about a fat guy in France where he lost his gf. The screencap has a Wojak with a french baguette

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OP here, nah sorry man don't have that one.

I've been looking for this one greentext for years it was about an user who moves to texas and he can't get along with anyone at his high school and then he does a group projhect in one class with this girl with long black hair that covers her face and she's really shy but cute. Eventually they hit it off and she is his only friend and vice versa and she goes back to his house and they cuddle and I think they fuck. I think it was Texas. It's sad cause it was one of my all-time favourite greentexts I read it like 2013 or 2014 but I have never been able to find it.

I make threads like this in case some day one user will post it and everything will be good again. Until then I make these threads. This is my longest and best thread I've ever made. I hope it doesn't 404 because Cred Forums is fucking trash and pulls the cord too early on great threads.

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thanks based poster

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How the fuck did it end!!!

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no one knows, trust me I spent ages searching it to find it. It was posted this year and was really big getting circled around pleddit, funnyjunk and all those shithole places so I made a plebbit account and asked but no one ever told me or posted the second part. It's the saddest mystery of Cred Forums greentexts, you got Elisa Milicent Sinclair, Storybro's Lewd Adventures, but there is not anymore known parts to that story (I call it "Cred Forumstard messes his life up" cause thats what it was called on plebbit)

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This is one of the all time best a fucking true classic.

do you have any /r9k/ or /x/ ones OP? I have a few /x/ ones if you want

this is a depressing read, it's probably fake though.

yeh i got some /x/ ones bro I'll post em

What qualifies as a /r9k/ greentext though? Aren't they just normal greentexts like B-tier cause Cred Forums doesn't do greentexts anymore?

Like escorting, V card...

It's in the archives some where. Her grandma dies so she goes to live with her uncle who doesn't want her dating and she ends up killing herself because she got raped. It was tragic. He doesnt talk to his friend anymore because he got way into drugs and I think he's in jail.

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:( fuck I read the whole thing...

What the fuck. Since when is the limit on Cred Forums 2MB?

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Whoops thought you were talking about the Lolita chick one.

I got you

Dude that's the ending to "Elisa Milicent Sinclair" you idiot, we're not talking about that story. Besides I posted the whole thing. user was clearly talking about the greentext titled "B Tard Messes His Life Up".

Pic Unrelated.

wait really? do you have access to the rest of the story?

Dude I know right I've been trying to post so many other good greentexts I got and they're not letting me in my own fucking thread.

Pic unrelated.

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OP here look mate I don't want D&D stories if you post any make them good ones that everyone will enjoy. I don't play this shit, I don't get it, it's not interesting and it doesn't fit the criteria for good greentxts: Funny, Faps, Feels.

Refrain from posting this kind of shit.

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New record in smearing it thick at least

Got any revenge stories or greentexts you care to share? Send em this way!

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butthurt roastie detected

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Either that or a 20 Year Old who has been through one break up in his life and acted all mature while watching his gf get with other guys IRL and stalked her online presence jealously and took a year to get over her and thinks it's cause he's "mature" while remaining single since then.

We all know beat fuckers like this cunt. Every real fucking man on this board enjoys a good relationship revenge story. EVERYONE.

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Who the fuck gets married at 22?

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Bro I don't know I didn't write the story, I'm not thinking of getting married until I'm 30 (If I even DO GET MARRIED lol im not risking that shit)

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don't let this one die!

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You make me cry man thank you for your kind words. I've never had a thread this long before or this well recieved. If I can bring just a little bit of content and joy to Cred Forums (I've posted roughly 100 out of the 117 images) Then I feel like I've made a difference. This board will never be great again but as long as people are willing to put time and effort into not being cancerous trashy degenerates and post great content for people to enjoy, then a little bit of Cred Forums lives on in those few anons who are apart of these threads.

Do you have some stories where anons get the girl, or where anons brake up and get back together later?

finally a nice, short, comfy post

You are a sad piece of shit, if you define well explained criticism at you as autism.
You will have some hard years to go.

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>eyes as red as my concentrate nail
my sides

Yeah I'll have a gander mate but look my folder is huge and finding these greentexts has to be done by the name I gave the files and Past OP used to give files dumbass names that don't help Present OP find them to share for you.
Anyway the file attached to this comment will be a good one trust me mate.

damn dude didn't you read my Original Post? I don't want generic as fuck Cred Forums greentexts I want obscure ones or long good ones. This one is like the top search on google images for Cred Forums everyone has seen this one. Post some more please.

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My insecure brother did once he finally got a gf

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part 2

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I made a comment about a greentext and OP went full sped on me, you're probably just as autistic as him if you can't see that

part 4

part V: the ending

You can call me autistic for reacting negatively to your unwanted shitpost, but I am basically the only user here posting images (I've posted roughly 110 of them throughout the duration of this entire thread) and you've only posted one (or was it two?) shitposts and then you came back like an hour later just to respond to one other user calling you out for being a shitposting degenrate.

If anyone is autistic, mate, it's you. Now fuck outta here I already gave you a chance to redeem yourself and post some greentext stories and you're still coming here to shitpost and add nothing to the thread you actual little shit. 15 Year olds such as yourself are what ruin this fucking board. Don't shitpost in threads. It's as simple as that just don't fucking do it. Just be a contributing member of this board and post some funny shit for people to have a lil' chuckle at. Isd that so hard?

Pic unrelated (I hope you enjoy it at least since you seem hard to please, if you want a shit thread just go to the catalogue and take your pick there are plenty to shitpost on mate)

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why is this thread still on page 8? I fucking deserve better than this.

Alpha as fuck

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OP here I have to admit I actually spammed the last 5 images just to overtake the next thread on the catalogue and boost it's position. I'm posting everything greentext related now IDGAF I just want my thread to live long and get archived.

jesus christ this might be my new favorite greentext

wheres the rest of it?

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can't upload because it's over 2MB

fuck!!!! where can I find it?

it's cool g keep it tight man

It's a good story though isn't it? Best Cred Forums greentext I've read since Storybro's Lewd Adventures

wait I'm gonna try someting. Just wait ok

ok here you go.

OP Here with a guide to shitposting

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