Drawthread: Swing!

Drawthread: Swing!

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What's up? Any requests?

God I just want a fucking request

So what's /trash/ about?

Lewd Her, please. Double Penetration

Requesting your girl sucking at a gloryhole

Things that aren't allowed on other boards but not specifically disallowed on Cred Forums get moved to /trash/

If you're taking requests:

Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before

Please and thank you. God bless

>how about your dick, aren't you happy you've got that

Yes and no. Why should I take pride in that though? Its just another fleshy appendage for reproduction.

me too..
draw anything related to a skateboard pls

Huh. Why do I hear about drawfags being there?

Why is it so fucking hot in nere

Requesting her getting her horns rubbed

Aye. thanks again Lx

I'll give it a shot
My girl?

well fuck you then, I'll give you a hard one

draw me a mechanical, flying suit.
they're used for doing repair work on giant suspension bridges and blimps and shit.

and nothing sleek, this shit is grease-monkey tier. Clunky, yet functional. The kind of suit a lower class mechanic could afford. With dirt and scratches and a little bit of rust.

You already got one

Requesting Rukia holding up a small hoop, trying to encourage a Feebas to jump through it.

Satan, i might as well. Let me drink a little more and I will before I sleep

How long have you been here?

This one

got bored just drew this

I put him on a skateboard doing a kickflip over a flaming school bus. IS THAT OK?

We should make a support group for people who want to leave.

Apparently not long enough.

Yep. It's been a regular repeat request, on and off, for almost 4 years. It's a collection. We got a few dudes here repeat requesting for collections

It happens. You'll get used to it

Could someone please draw her being cute and writing lewd poetry?

>lewd
And for a moment I thought you weren't a pedo.

np, user.

unless someone else has a good video game-related request, i'm gonna go work on personal art before crashing.

requesting de poosi b0ss

hey guys, im back from the hospital.

what'd i miss?

that screencap is from a game where you fuck kids

Damn mosquitoes

youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28

no u

do you want to colour?

A request and a huge argument

are you even trying

>making one request on a dead OC thread is enough to keep someone from going to that board

So this is it...true power

How's your mom doing?

I said writing lewd poetry, not doing lewd stuff. A SFW picture.

draw my shitty oc getting tentafucked

Requesting porn. What kind? Any kind. Get really creative with it. Surprise me.

God bless your soul. If it isn't too much trouble, would you color it?

We should blow up another drawthread over those shitty memes we were literally just listening to.

Holy shit I've never read so hard into nothing in my life.

ye, it is ok, u did gud

you savage, this kills the drawfag

how do you know, user?

trying what?

Still, you sexual interest is obvious.

I don't think your OC is shitty user

yep

Don't get your fat ego in a twist. They said you, swordbro, and speedy. Like fuck if it's just you.

>how do you know, user?
because its pretty commonly known on Cred Forums now after the huge controversy

my oc is literally just chief guard makina but thanks bb

Haahaa! This is great! I guess I never said I was a good drawfag, did I?

I'm not denying it.

How are you eggs

oh, was the argument about that blue telemonster thing??
and what was the request??

she's gonna be fine, thank you for your concern.


any OC requests?

see

>Any OC requests
>I don't want to make anything new, let me move around my stencils

That robot dude asked if you could try to make his oc

Don't fat shame my ego, man, he's Healthy At Every Size

He's also fat and dying of over-eating. Cardiac arrest coming soon, to an ego in you.

How are you, little faerie?
I haven't talked to you in awhile, still having sleep issues?

A frustrated user finds himself in the middle of a civil war, while just wishing he could go home and shitpost. Maybe an user against a wall with a fireing squad, and hes just thinking "man I wish I was shitposting"? IDK

I figured.

Hey, being a pedophile is no crime, nor a choice, where as touching children is. If that game can help people vent their desires in a humane way, I'm not opposed to it, as long as it doesn't induce new perversions.

Bretty good, thank you!

Just letting you know, I'm still at work on it

I got to explain this above, I don't want to fuck kids, I just want to fuck anime lolis. One is gross and clammy, the other is a 2d drawing.

I always feel better after seeing a qt like you

Hey what color would you make a tyranid penis

Listen, man, he eats perfectly fine. He has a nice balanced diet of twenty waffles, six calzones, and fourteen large pizzas every day, with a light snack of twelve gallons of popcorn and the same in Diet Coke (tm). He's TOTALLY healthy!!!

Hi friendly user

Game title?

>Listen, man...
Bitch your ego is just swordbro.

talk about how butthurt i make you some more, please.

spoken like a true liberal degenerate. and people say the slippery slope of legalizing gay marriage isn't real, LOL.

Getting pretty excited, less than 2 hours on my shift and I have tonight off.

Guess that's cool, a lot of fantasies work that way.

Aw, that's sweet of you, happy I could help!

Uneralterbach.

theory: after the UN soldiers corner shinji, the rest of End of Eva is a post-life hallucination shinji has. Misato never showed up, Shinji was shot in the head. Nerv was destroied and the U.N used eva technology to become the one world hyperpower. The end.

oh, i remember now! sorry, i forget really easily.

do any of you have a picture of him for ref??

oh, uh, no.

oh, makes sense.

wonderful. another one.

Also, fucking kids gives you godly powers and at the end you dickslap the queen of demons in the face.

Seriously. I'm not fucking joking.

unteralterbach

Guess none of you faggots are up to the challenge then.

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>calls someone a liberal degenerate
>runs an online forum dedicated to sexualizing a Chinese animated blue retard chipmunk

ok

unless you're a square and go after the adults, or rape your sister

You've cracked the code.

It only have static images? looking up downloading gallery from exhentai.

what program do you draw with?

Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach

What? Don't be silly! I would never imply something like that!

Nice! Gonna do anything fun in particular? Or is it all for relaxation?

I mean, yeah.
It's a visual novel.

No prob. Sorry I couldn't answer sooner; I was in the shower

You don't have a sister in that game.
Wait, do you?

Don't lie.
You just did
You called swordbro a fat egotistical fuck.

She uses her PS3 for her art, and I think the game is LBP.

?

Just download the game. It's pretty fun. It would be OK if it was just porn but it's filled with jokes and laughs. The characters are adorable. Other then the ending, I liked it.

I'm probably gonna make bread. Would play FFXIV but it'll be down for maintenance.

Time to chart, sadly.

What we want to reduce is human suffering, both for children and adults. If 2D can be a humane substitute, and truly lessens the amount of child abuse, while it might be off putting, I can't say we have any moral right to resent it.

As for gay marriage, the world is overpopulated as is, and we need more adoptive parents. I can't seem to remember Jesus telling us gays are bad anyway, thought he was more of the "sharing the love" kind of guy.

No worries
Apparently I should get drunk more often and draw.
Feel like I'm doing pretty good. But them again fuck me right?

AWWWW ITS ADORABLE!


Thank you so much!

That's crazy talk! If I said something like that, he'd stop feeding my parents who he may or may not have locked in his basement in exchange for my friendship and art again!

Well, have a good rest of your shift! And have fun with your day off!

gas the gays tbqfh fam

I-I feel like an idiot for asking... but is she slapping herself in the face?

you do, if you don't lose to the nymphs you end up going home and raping her and then you go to jail. bad end

wait little big planet?
really?
how the fuck

Thanks, good luck with sleep.
Hope you get a job soon.

Oh well if everything is fine, I'll leave you alone.

From the archive

Yeah the dickslap has to be timed fucking perfectly and if you die you have to start the sequence ALL OVER. I didn't actually manage to do it. I think I might try again actually.

Is it even possible to NOT lose to the nymphs?

>cuckfag and marco "return"
>sword and cian hate on the rise

got to get physced up to deliver the litter

still waiting m8s

>if you die
you can die??

>cuckfag
Where?

>Haven't even posted in thread
>Giving (You)'s only makes them stronger
GJ, PS I have bilateral carpal tunnel from the LAST time I shit posted, I physically can't anymore.

yeah, I beat them my first time through, RPGs must've really ingrained don't lose in my head because I didn't even consider you were supposed to lose until I got stuck

At the final boss sequence, yeah. You have a life meter.

>Shitposted so hard you got carpal tunnel
Fucking. Kek.
Karma? :^)

Are you serious? From what I remember it was designed to be unwinnable. I guess I'll have to go back and try that again after I finish re-downloading the game.

have you tried night braces, wrist support?

oh! well, my friends taught me how to model shapes into what i would like. it's much easier to use preset shapes instead of making new heads/frames every picture. the thread would 404 by my 2nd picture, lol.

thanks! I'll get that started.

Don't tempt me, I have the shitposters power glove.
Yeah, brace hasn't done anything in 2 months and my Thenar is atrophying.

>Power glove
>Not even bulky
>Doesn't even have shitpost buttons
Pleb.

so you could like pin mustaches and stuff to yourself rn

That's a bitch.

Oh, I meant I didn't like the actual ending of the game. Kind of gross. At least you get those cute drawings :) I just kept my mouse in the corner of the screen and waited for her face to go under it. Still, took me a couple tries.

Well here you go
Kept a name since you have been having problems remembering others contributions to your collection
But I have a favor for you when I'm of clear mind.

thats pretty sick

Coloring WIP

He's probably gone by now tho

Well, this turned into a (no pun intended) total clusterfuck.

Aye, thank you very much. Is that your name there; Pooka?

And sure thing, just hit me up here next time I drop by a draw thread in the afternoon

Glad you like it man
Took way too long for me to deliver.
-pooka

Nah, it's no problem. I had the tab open while I was watching wrestling shit. Thanks again

Any time and yes!
I shall be be back for you, friend

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God bless. Rest well

Looks good.

You guys are too creepy

Cheers to both of you!

hey guys I'm still lurking if anyone is still taking requests

Oh, you didn't need to draw three people. Probably would've been easier for you to draw phantom dicks. Looks great either way.

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>Anons sparking my argue-appetite and then just running away...
fucking teases.

working on a sketch what do you guys think?

Love you eggs
You're adorable

nobody?

Thanks, but there's no arguing about that! Hahahahaaa.. just kidding.

You've got a point~
Still the fact remains

yep, exactly.

eh, i did it anyways.

Hey neggs Ive got a request - draw that blue gook monster hanging himself please

I give up.

cool.

bad oc fag here

same, night /bros

No, I bet he could fap to that too.

Not only does that not look like Shinji, you also didn't pay attention to the series. Like I'm not saying you missed nuance or didn't interpret something correctly, I'm saying you didn't even pay attention to the basic plot, because the series explains why they had to use specific children.

Savage. Whats up with you?

Night night user

...So, taking requests?

did this for Cred Forums just thought someone else might like it

implying i could fap to your tumblr "art" "style"

This okay?

I get petty too. Plus I like trying to be savage, like the kuul kids.

no, sorry.

Eggs.
You're crushin' me here.

Hey, I colorized your other picture. Sorry it took so long!

are you still taking requests user?

I take it you're not part of the Kool Kids Klub then?

whaaat?

Oh, that's a shame. I wanted to cuck EHG from his canon championship, full color and everything, but I guess it's no use then.

Time saved I guess.

Thanks!
WELL, FUCK.
Oh, this one? Thanks again! Don't worry about it! I take long myself!
I actually think I'll hit the sack! Feel free to remind me later!

I-I just want a tentacle request.
And I'm just getting denied.
For once, my fee fees. Are hurt.

ah shit :(
I actually asked a little earlier (bad oc bro here)

but thats alright bro

You keep drawing things for days and getting so little attention, shame.
Greetings from taith.

Piss off.

damn, wrong folder last time........

No, how do you even get in?

oh, well, I really don't have the energy to do any requests right now, sorry.

Oh shit! Sorry! Didn't see it at first! Feel free to try again later!

draw robo porn plz

No problem.
I'll repair my feelings for next time.

>people dont recognize you and your art
>creature beneath human sends its regards
dont make fun of tri hes my husbando

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might've been mildly anxious to be told that by someone else who didn't have an art style and brush settings that i can identify as tumblr from one glance at a thumbnail

Shut up neko, you would have thrown it in the trash like all the other fufills you've gotten :^)

You are responding to Marco Neko btw, probably best not to take the bait. Everything is tumblr when he gets mad.

not if it was decent
that tumblr shit? ye

Fulfill

youre on every draw thread? I rarely ever click on them tbh

Y-You're installing your drivers deep inside me Senpai! Uguu~

"tumblr art style" is one of the most ill defined phrases I've ever seen. No one can seem to point out what it is when asked. Such a shitty way to try to insult someone lol

I'm happy for you.

But I want him to take MY bait, user...!

it's easy
does it look like something that'd you see as a reblog on some faggot steven universe fan's tumblr? y/n

if yes it's tumblr shit. easy.

Ah, at least half! Always around midnight!
M8.
Well, I'm off! Have a lesbian repost!

Bullshit, even if it was good. Commision quality shit you threw away.
>I don't even want a fulfill from you! Haha u suk
>Ohhh EHG-sama~

I'll fulfill a bullet into my head.

Here user, this'll help
>
Thats what the "tumblr" art style looks like in one of it's worst forms.

>Cripple chan 2: Electric Boogaloo
EVOLVE, try something new. That's old and boring.

I'll take note. See ya

holy f uck im dead.

what up, neggs? can i make art of your OC to return the art you've made for me? :v

commission quality? lol
if i had paid for that "art" i'd call my bank and have them cancel the transaction. i sure wouldn't pay for something so off-model.
nice retort

>Boo woo my standards

>o-off model
go hire the official artist or stop crying you entitled baby

I like reblogs, so I'll take that as a compliment!

Sure, would be cool!

>5:23 am
>still up
kill me. sup guys, how it's going?

Not bad user. Feeling gitty.
How are you?

sorry you have none
i bet you're one of those dudes who calls bowser his waifu yet jacks off to "fan" "art" with so much autistic liberties that they made him humanoid
real big fan huh

why do you request if tiny details upset you so much? you know you arent going to get anything perfect so do you just want something to get mad about?

tired I guess, but I'm ok

Making some real big assumptions Mr.Projection.
I don't have unreasonably high standards for fucking Cred Forums like you seem to.
>Bowser
>WAIFU

He plays victim.
"I'm only requesting 13 more times because my last fulfill wasn't absolutely perfect to my golden standards"

can someone redraw the art on this but more lesbian-ish ?

I am too man. I have a terrible sleeping habit I need to kick, but can't. Nearly nocturnal.
What keeps you up to these hours?

where's my requests been for the past week exactly
i stopped after dacad fucked up so bad, i'm genuinely butthurt by how much time he wasted on something i can't even jack off to.
i choose not to use the word husbando anymore

How Many Tyranid Creampies Does It Take To Turn A Sister Of Battle Into An Alien Cock Whore?

FInally coloring finished this. yesssss.

what was the picture?

>i stopped after dacad fucked up so bad, i'm genuinely butthurt by how much time he wasted on something i can't even jack off to.
Fags get all the great furry porn and can't even jack off to it, there is no justice in this world. Might wanna go get your testosterone tested, bud.

>So butthurt they didn't get the legs and tail right they stopped requesting

Go ahead and enjoy your MALE waifu then, I'm sure he'll be real happy with a pussy.

>

work and a stomach ache

You try taking any medicine for it? I usually just pop back a pill and wait.
Work at this hour? What do you do?

fucking pretty great stuff right there

If you hate this, then you're a fucking cunt.

Dacad is so good. Love his stuff

i thought it was just the legs and tail at first too, i was too butthurt to actually analyze it and i offered him $40 to edit it and fix it.
after i made that offer, i calmed down enough to study the drawing and realized the entire pic would need to be redone from scratch, so i told him to fuck off instead.
he should've used the refs like i asked him to

whats the original character look like thats got him so buttflustered?

It looks like that picture fbh

You should appreciate what you got, actually.

Fuck off you autistic shithead.

>the entire pic would need to be redone from scratch, so i told him to fuck off instead.
My god. You aren't even being ironic.

>You try taking any medicine for it?
ye, I ate too late so maybe is just that.

>What do you do?
working on a game, it's not like I normaly work at this hours, but I'm awake so why not

Nice job, looks hot!

And he didn't save it, called it shit, and was apparently so pissed at this fulfill he didn't bother requesting it again for a week.
Don't bother. He knows he's an absolute cunt. He's such a cunt he had someone else write a "thank you" to an artist that did his request

>Entire picture
>Changing the legs and tail like you had bitched about earlier

Looks like this:

you should eat poop from the latrines, it's free nutrition you entitled faggot
yep, when i ask for on-model i do mean on-model, and not an OC with humanoid proportions and giant amazon niggress legs that happens to have the same color palette.

>looks pretty much identical to the character
>mad about this
wish dacad would draw me awesome smut...

Probably the cause then, if your stomach isn't used to eating this late.

And damn, nice. You that user that was talking about the psycho horror game a bit ago?

>entitled
>calling the kettle black

>psycho horror game a bit ago?
no, I can't talk about what the game is about.

And his entire problem?
The legs and tail.
Denied this quality shit, because of that.
I fucking wish Dacad would too. Instead he feeds this entitled shitlord who didn't even appreciate it.

Ah, different user then. My bad. That's just the most recent talk of a game I've seen here.
>Can't talk
Smells like Triple A title confidentiality.

>OC
> humanoid proportions
> giant amazon niggress legs

never change, dude

just edit whatever character you'd prefer's face over "eerie"'s face, if you think that anatomy is "so close to the canon it's uncanny". your standards are so low, all furfags look the same, so enjoy! i have 50% intellectual ownership over that drawing as the requester, and I give you permission to use it as a base model for any porn you desire.

>i have 50% intellectual ownership over that drawing as the requester
you had me going but this isnt real anymore

Keep going, I'm almost ready to nut.

qt

doin pretty good, hbu??


any OC requests?? or should i just do something else?

Generally all furfags do look pretty similar, even your old character marco was just a basic designed cat with egyptian tropes stapled on and even an abacus. He just looked like the mascot for some 4 year olds egyptian themed math learning game.

>My standards are too high for the legs and tail to be off! I scoff at thee who think this is quality art!

>All furfags look the same
>Says the one requesting furfag shit :^)

>i have 50% intellectual ownership
No, you really don't you dipshit. You have literally no intellectual ownership over it.

>Triple A title
kinda
>confidentiality
yeah, It's not like the will know that I talked about it on Cred Forums but you never know who is here

Haha it can't be, no one is actually that stupid

show robotiddies

Mr.Jefferson, this is your boss.
Bring me coffee.

>kinda
Fuck now you have my curiosity.

>used to compare sword and the other new wave repeats to marco
>turns out i forgot what marco was like
we need jesus

We do user, anyone have his number? I helped an elderly cross the street once, I think that deserves a favor.

can you make a tyranid?

Aw, that's so cute, thank you~!

a foul wind blows

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Shit. user help.
There's a moon IN THE SKY. My autism is coming out.
I-I like...waffles XD
Fuck no wait that's my random side.

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Crit this one, subject aside, would you like to see porn with these features?

Yes, it is on model.

that looks a bit too difficult for me, sorry... ;;

masterpiece.

you're welcome, neggy!

no i actually have an autistic hate boner for death porn. i almost got banned from inkbunny for cataloging a bunch of usernames of people known to be into death porn, and uploading the usernames in a journal titled "the psychopath list".

ironically that's more on-model than dacad's garbage though, at least the proportions are right

That artists would probably have drawn you porn if you weren't acting like such a cunt, let that sink in.

I said "subject aside", apparently you aren't too good at noticing details either.

mmm good morning

i don't care anymore cause i got a job and i can pay people to draw eerie where i'm calling the shots now.

but let me remind you that my number of marco neko deliveries increased the bigger of an asshole i was. people like fueling flames. people like spiting draw thread police.
i like jumping at any oppurtunity to blog

>i almost got banned from inkbunny for cataloging a bunch of usernames of people known to be into death porn, and uploading the usernames in a journal titled "the psychopath list".

I thought I was a creepy sperg.

>more on-mode
>the nose is bad
>the hands/feet patern isn't there
>those ears
>even the eyebrows are off

gtfo

source please. google has fking nothing

>and i can pay people to draw eerie where i'm calling the shots now.
that's good, seems like the healthiest solution.

STOP INTERACTING WITH THE AUTIST.
IGNORE HIM LIKE CHRIS YOU IDIOTS.

Trips checked.
Nice. Soul Eater.

It's a drawfag that comes here very often, and goes by the name "Sterling"

Nah, it's morning threads

Everything seems to be in order here

How'd you do that?

sup

u are so good I'm so jealous fuck man

nm
just doin my hair
yourself?

I'm almost enjoying this!

drinking coffee and reading the user's argue, you know, the same stuff

nope no one around here's a sperg compared to me
i bet you have a smartphone with at least 50 contacts. you're a fucking normie and i hate that everyone here pretends to be autistic.
yeah, though there aren't much drawings i actually want made. i have two comics planned and two pin-ups and that'll probably be it.
drawings have very little value to me at this point believe it or not. i have a really good imagination, i can make movies in my head, and i prefer canon stuff over shitty drawings "artists" always insist taking "artistic" liberties on. his show provides plentiful material that sates my obsession.

What is the point of this thread? What is fun about this?

dont have too much coffee
you'll get the jitters and heart burn

drawings fun
it aint so fun when anons flail about in autistic rage over said drawings

It's like a science fair experiment.

What is your relation like with your co-workers?

it's the morning.
We have an autist sperging, people are watching.
Threads with more artists, and requests are arguably "better" come back in a few hours.

k, mom, have a good day.

>he doesn't know

an don forget to brush ur teeth!

there's this one chick that looks like wendy from breaking bad that thinks i'm really cool for some reason and gives me cigarettes sometimes
there's no breaks allowed and everyone's so busy that no one has a chance to talk though. so it's perfect for me. i've only been alone with her twice.

depends of the reason of why you are here

Drawfags takes request, roleplay, talk with anons, or just shotpost.

Anons shitpost, argue about anithing related to this threads, lurk and save drawings, roleplay with drawfags or make requests

That's it really

I tried to imagine a Metal Gear named Phantom Dick

fuck her, she want's the D

my heart (and sperm) belong to eerie.

This garbage isn't even on model.

go out and have a human relationship you fucking retard

>Legs are too long
>Feet are too small
>Tail halfway up back
>ON MODEL

i've had enough of normies thanks, they make me want to kill
yes it is

Good morning fellas

I hope you have a good day today

Remember, yuo are special for me

>they make me want to kill
edgy

fuck you

His tail is completely fucked, his legs look like he has muscular dystrophy, his inner thighs make him look like a lady boi, his ear is wrong.

if you say so
i've made a promise to myself to not to allow any interactions with coworkers outside of work. i made that mistake last time and i won't repeat it again

>i made that mistake last time and i won't repeat it again
what'd you do?

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i let a couple normies into my life and became blindly obsessed with them. later when the blindness went away i saw them for what they are, animal people with no deep thoughts or complex emotion who eat feces for fun.

then when i decided it's time to ditch them, i had a very hard and awkward time doing so. i'm a beta and i'm not good at telling people to fuck off. so i'd hang out with them and try and drop hints that i hated them that they'd ignore.
it took me like five months to get rid of those faggots.