Hey Cred Forums im drunk as fuck again, wtf am i doing?

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ok user
xd

Shoe on head

Put something up your pooper

Boobs

still can't tell

not getting high off of something instead

YES! Shoe on head

jokes on you its drunk sissy armouredskeptic

Sexy as fuck! Just keep the photos coming!

if there is on thing i learned on Cred Forums, it is that there always is a penis

Show Tits

take off stockings. post feet

can we get a sexy picture

Show tits

who cares? I got my airplane. Weeeeee

To any newfags in here

Boobs or fake

This

It's a man baby! Yeah!

origami is hard :c
idk man
like what
im out of weed and my dealer vanished :(
i like stockings tho

I'm out. OP was a fag. Get naked or GTFO.

ass shot from behind?

you play league wana add me

kys

Lmfao

suave

Love it. How does it fly?

oh shit my post made it in the background of your pic. You know, whatever the hell you are, you're not so bad

i still can't tell

paper airplane up the pooper

Still can't tell. Trap or chick.

Tell me you love me

trap trust me

Post face

checked.

my prediction is dude.

same, typical Cred Forums dilemma

WHY CANT I FUCKING SEND

definitely trap.

sharpies in the pooper!!!!

wtf are you doing not watching Bob's burger?

oceania server sorry bro
k
not very well :c
xd
thats gonna hurt user
i fucking love you

Piss yourself. Right now, right there. Fuck it, just let it go.

TY!
cute butt

its ok

I wanna fuck that butt

We want tits dont be shy

show us some of your pussy outline or pull out the dick already

It's a trap!

Where in Oceania are you from?

I hope so. If a real femanon had hands like that, I wouldn't want to live in this world.

Show penis.

I'm convinced its a trap now. But damn your still cute

Hey op, on all fours slide down your lingerie and let us see that sweet hole of yours

Give me love

why the fuck are you such an attention whore?
does nobody love you?
noone loves us either, just because you have tits everyone sucks your balls.
you should suck my fucking balls instead of posting here.

oh well. Still better than japanese ww2 engineering.
Sweet.

trap xD

You're going to bed. That's what you're doing.

I don't care if you're a trap or not, still wanna fuck.
Here's a picture of me because I'm a narcissistic fag.

Why come here?

been killing padawans lately?

You seem like a dude.

can you do one without shitty filters? or can we see all your unshaven places then.

blurry pics just kinda ruin it for everyone

I hope its a girl

Attention whore is still a whore and we want jizz on whore face

jhon, are you?

It's a real boy!

Why are you prolonging the inevitable that you have a cock?

Its a symbiotic relationship. They want attention and we want nudes.

So I ran your image through google
>Visually similar images
>Best guess for this image
and it gave me this

fuck it who are you?
i dont like traps, it was just a fun.

I hope she is a gurl with penis

legit gave me this

Does that mean Im gay know?!?! Fuck Im too young to be gay

Op has cock
abandon thread

He's already in bed, you dumb nigger!

Me and my mate lost hard.

sorry user
feels bad man

Haha, I literally call that pic Darth Syphallis all the time.

Bahahahaha

Who the fuck names their kid jhon?

Head on bed. YEAAAAAH BOOOIIIII

calm down people. That plane was sweet.

you should find Kim derp Un in the list as well.

narcissist indeed

>panic
>i was just pretending to be gay lol

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Trap af!

Jhons been caught. Its true he likes girly cocks the world knows nao!

pretty sure he meant jong

moar

you're dead man

who the fuck names their kid jong?

Good looking asshole!

damn i'd pound that!
got something big to insert?

I don't like girly cocks, I like feminine ass to dominate, who the fuck cares if Cred Forums knows?

silly chinks obviously

How the fuck can you determine that is cute based on upclose body shots? I still don't understand this. For all we know, he/she could have a full on forest beard. You cant make that call without seeing a face.

Do you gotta work out or diet hard to be such a cute trap?

Clearly not a trap, niggers! Stop being stupid!

no so keep succin and eat that salty warm cum as it unloads in your mouth you totally nohomo nofagget

paper plane in pooper and photo!
then you put a sharpie in to and leave the plane in

>has a dick

Thank god
I was worried for a second

Keep posting I'm in love

nonono you definitely like feminine cock nigger, theirs mounds of feminine ass without cock attached to dominate why do you want this one im not allowing you to lie to yourself Jhon

I'd totally rim you and milk your cock, no homo tho

Here's a cock, that is mine

You have kik? Wanna chat to a fellow oceanian

...eww that thing is gross the fuck user?

Women are too self righteous and greedy to even bother with when you just wanna fuck. But traps are all about getting dick.

john your wife will hear of this

can't tell if i want to lick your hole or suck your nuts more

youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1RVsMgeVc

this user has the right idea
>gay
:(
red baron reporting in
im lazy af, metabolism ftw

so you like things with dicks attached because their easy? That still doesn't explain your attention to an anonymous thread where you have no chance of getting laid, just admit you wanted to see a feminine thing with a dick on it if not your just find a camwhore its not like they don't have thousands of those, you just preferred this.

asian?

why do your balls look like they're watching me?

tickle your pooper for us, and let see some pre cum

more ass pics qt

Hello. :3 Can you write "Mati" on your beautiful leg and post pic?

K. How harry do you actually get? HOW DO YOU PEOPLE SHAVE YOUR FUCKING NUTS!?

Fine dude, I like traps, they're hot and it's taboo, I don't intend to use the traps dick, I could never be hardcore dominant over a woman, I'm too soft for that, but traps bring out my dominance fetish, I know they want to be fucked hard.

Top kek

if I can maintain an erection while inside someone or something then it's game on bebbe

Show feets :3

With a razor

>Anime pillow
>Laptop on top of said pillow
I can't believe how triggered as fuck I am now.

good job youre worse than a guy asks people how often they masturbate in a hot tub

See, was that so hard?

that kind of hurt :c
maybe
>this

no face pic, im too hammered for that

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forgot pic

Sexy

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shaving cream and a razor. its not as dangerous as it sounds if you just do it carefully. I have been shaving mine for the past year twice a week and havent cut myself yet.

maple syrup dripping out butthole?

I'm sorry

hey gay ass op

how often do you actually fuck dudes?

Like I'm assuming that you can be fairly picky about who you bang as long as your face isn't a disaster.

You a slut?

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damn big balls.

cannot unsee

10/10 would bulldoze

ive never actually fucked a dude, im only super gay when im drunk .-.
k
i have a stand, it wasn't on top of it :x

soooo cute
post something bigger in there, maybe sharpie?

Cute feets, thank you :3

so what you bang chicks?

Or you some kind of crossdressing weeaboo virgin?

guessing by the pillow, weebo.

would love to know what part of oceania you're in.... would bang/10 for you.

ive banged 3 chicks, then realised that chicks are super fucking high maintenance
>2016
>not a weeaboo
australia 5000
>this is actually a thread so i can find weed
okay, i was too nervous to buy a dildo

moar requests cus im a fucking slut

Show balls

Maybe a shot of your ass with you on all fours? That would be nice.

Melbourne Beauty, Shame I'm in QLD

do you have a cock cage?

Please? ^.^

bent over ass pic with lingerie pulled aside

i wish
i dont have a marker :c

hey slut

nice! that's fucking hot

Too bad :< But thank you for reply :3

hot

now bend over with shoulders completely pressed down

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how do you keep your skin girly smooth?

shaving, and by not being white

gorgeous

can you take a shot like pic related? exactly like that with undies pulled aside

Does it really matter though?

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Ayy, show us a hard on

very cute. can't get enough of your ass

pic related pls!!!

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finger in ass?

hnnng lovely. could you take a butt pic from an lower angle?

also, pls, pic related

Fingers in ass.

I wanna suck you