ITT i will teach you russian swearwords

ITT i will teach you russian swearwords.
You write me your words. i will translate on russian

hugh mungus

I do not know what it means

Bump 1

Go kill yourself faggot

Иди убей себя пидор.

Dvach upal teper tit vse nishie uebki ponabigut suda

Я ждал этого треда.

Bump 2

Obama sucks Putin's dong.

if you mean "Dong" like "Dick"
Обама отсасыват Путинский хуй.

No, I meant 'dong' like triceratops.Where did you learn your English?

> Обама отсасыват Путинский хуй.
how do i pronounce that? You should give versions with Latin letters, if it's possible.

kek

>not learning Cyrillic

Bruh it takes like 20 minutes and makes you sound cool af

1. In elementary school
2. Obama otsasivaet Putinskiy hui.

OP will you translate this polandball comic for me?

Thanks, Cred Forumsro. It's fun to try and say it.

I would like to actually learn the lingo one day.

Gay

OP THIS IS VRY IMPORTANTHOW OLD ARE YOU

QUICK

Comic or Comics?

Im 24 years old

Just the one.

сколько тебе лет?
skolko tebe let?

Whore bitch

Только один.
Tolko odin.

шлюха сука

Шлюха блядь. Shluha bljad.

Non-cyrillic alphabet please.

Русские есть?

...

Idi nahui!

1. Good night sweet country.
2. - Sleep for pussy! Lets go do conflict!
- how you bothered me

Bump 3! Im still here!

How to say "My penis is huge." in russian? Is it "Mi pisun something something."?

Мой член огромный. "Moy chlen ogromniy". But better say "U menia bolshoy hui"

Tabarnack
Osti
Câlice
Chier

Иди нахуй пидрила, мать твoю ебал

"What the fuck is this shit"

Что это, блядь, за хуйня?
Chto eto, bljad, za huina.

"What the fuck is this shit"
Мoя мать шлюха

Dont listen him. He wrote "My mom is whore"

Sposibo

lol'd

Go fuck yourself. Im fuck your mom.

I'm so pissed off I'm going to punch a baby in the throat

fack you

>I'm so pissed off I'm going to punch a baby in the throat
Я так зол, что собираюсь ударить ребенка в глотку.
Ja tak zol, chto sobiraus udarit rebenka v glotku.

thanks

your mom is a nice lady

op, what is something that is really rough in Russian that Russians don't like to hear. like Americans hate the word cunt.

what do russians hate to hear? any insults?

Твоя мамаша хорошая леди

Pidorashka (Sound like Russian+Faggot)
Pedik(Faggot)
Hui (dick)
Pizda (cunt)
Pidoras, Pidorasina (hard faggot)
Huesos (cocksucker)
Uebok (Asshole)

...

Well, for example, Russians don't like to hear Слава Украине (Glory to Ukraine, Slava Ukraine). And there is Путин Хуйло (Putin is dickhead, Putin Huilo) and Демократия (Democracy, Demokratia)

прo мамашу шлюху напиши ещё

All here from 2ch? makaka suka(((

And if you wanna told more agressive insult add bljat".
"Pizda bljat" "Uebok bljat" etc

If you want say to russian - "get out of here"
Пошли нахуй от сюда (Poshi nahui ot suda)

Thanks. I wrote it down.