For all you newfags here are the rules of the internet

For all you newfags here are the rules of the internet.


1. Do not talk about Cred Forums
2. Do NOT talk about Cred Forums
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. Cred Forums sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.

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The rules have been updated, just thought I'd let you know.

Cred Forums.org/rules#b

Now go tell the friends at school what you learned from Dramstica, good boy.

>Dramstica

Kek.

>Implying the rules of the internet are on that page.

Kek.

Ohh lol hahahahahhhahhahhahahha I mistyped something. I must be one fucking faggot XDDDDD

Kill yourself.

>Rule 34: There's porn of it
Kek

>XDDDDD

Fuck off newfag.

Confirmed newfag, fallen for shit bait.
Sage in all fields.

Fuck off i am not falling for your shit 90% of people on Cred Forums these days are newfags who think everything is bait copypasta and a joke

>Confirmed newfag,

Call me what you want i do not give a fuck but i have been here since 2005.

I'm sick and tired of everyone trying to look old and mature here, trying to prove it with fake timestamps on images or memes they discovered on some shifty website that died years ago, or implying they aren't new by saying they're from 200x with no proof of concept. You have never seen the true faces of the mods, you've never actually seen moot's glory, you haven't witnessed some of the legends that came and went, you're just trying to impress a bunch of faggots that honestly can't care less about you. But those who were once here are already gone. And you are literally the biggest faggot for bating, 9/10 made me rant. You should leave.

Fireman Steve is the best thing that's happened for like 3 years

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Blaahh bllaahh bllaahh same copypasta bull shit i've heard before look i don't care what you say faggot becuase it is true 90% of Cred Forums these days is underage faggots from Reddit and YouTube also newfags don't know who Snacks is or who Cracky Chan is just throwing that out there.

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>Think everything is bait copypasta
>Same copypasta bull shit

Checkmate.

Heaven would literally ban you.

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Is that boogie?

>Heaven would literally ban you.

Go on tell me more faggot KEK.

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You guys are probably both new
>simple name drops
>no actual substance to back up said name drops
Fucking faggots

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Stop making it so obvious that you're a newfag. Have your (You).

>Stop making it so obvious that you're a newfag.

Kek oh you make me laugh faggot keep talking you are making my night.

autism overlord
noko/sage/reported to FBI/told about it to your mom
Now go sleep you have to go to school tomorow

Have fun sitting in the back of the bus for your 2nd month of Freshman! How's the AP classes working out kid?

>Have fun sitting in the back of the bus for your 2nd month of Freshman!.

Kek user please LOL i'm 23.

And what substance do you have to your life. Fucking typing kek and copypasta does not even justify your existence on Cred Forums, and thats the lowest society on the internet. Fuck off. seriously.

There used to be a time when Cred Forumsros stood together and helped each other.
And they didn't care about being called a fag in any way. Nowadays, you've got these long ass paragraphs that should prove how user is not a faggot?

Where does the time go? You're all a disgrace.

Cred Forums was always full of cancer and autism

and there was never a time were we were one. Its a sesspool of cancer that was rejected from real society.

I don't say it's been a family friendly environment with uncorns and shit. I say that although we hated on each other, we looked at it with a wink. Today, everyone feels butthurt like a virgin when you troll them, call them fags and some shit. As far as I can remember, I have some good memories... Maybe I'm just nostalgic.

See

well maybe I missed those times and maybe all retards from that site were little less offended and triggered by everything back in the days but I remember this cancer hole as trolls who are trying to troll others trolls on Cred Forums

second this. Cred Forums's core is rejection from society. If you intend to troll people on this website you have no meaning and should kill yourself.

^This^
And even if you come here to troll, who cares? Some high quality bait here and there can sometimes make your day.

But this over here is a pussy fight, if anything. "I'm so edgy, I'm on Cred Forums!" This is not how it works.

This bread shall get

Is acnekun the ideal oldfag?
youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

So..
This bread shall get

Lmao Cred Forums has been and always will be pure shit. I love it though, people here are generally more intelligent than other places on the internet. A lot less politically correct as well due to no one giving a fuck. I like it like that. I really connect with the outcasts here as I always was one. In a sense this is a community in itself for whatever. You need a baw thread cause you're depressed, and people respond and relate. Even pedos and child molestors have people who sympathize with them here. Although I have to admit a lot of people nowadays are becoming more liberal pussys on this site. I mean you come to a site that is known to be racist, have pedos, known serial killers have posted pics of victims, and full of gore threads. How fucking PC do you really think you are? Anyways I'm done here. Have a pair of tits.

fuck off, i'm trying to think

Amateur

Those are some nice tits mayn

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