Times spaghetti fell out of your pocket
>be me
>third grade
>taking a test in class
>havetopiss.jpg
>ask teacher
>no
>ask again saying "please"
>Okay. Just go right your name on the clipboard
>points to clipboard
>go over to clip board
>cantholditinanymore.png
>piss my cackies
>piss stains all down my leg and even on the floor
>kids notice
>awkward silence
>crying
>a river of spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>class ends
>kids walk out
>I stand there in a puddle of piss and spaghetti
>teacher calls the nurses office and says I had an accident
>walk of shame to the nurses office
>spaghetti trail on floor and spaghetti in shoes
>arrive at nurses office
>wait for 30 min until mom arrives
>mom hands me a bag of colthes
>look of embarrassment and shame on her face
>while changing, spaghetti falls everywhere
>throw half in the trash, half in the toilet
>i'm crying
>toilet clogs
>walk out of bathroom and nurses office
>nobody talkes to me for a week and I never bring it up to my parents
Times spaghetti fell out of your pocket
Oh hey, trips.
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I piss myself all the time. It's how I assert dominance
Are you a dog?
I'm an updog
Tf is that? Otherkin?
Fuck
You're so new it hurts
Nice trips fucking google
finally, a real spaghetti thread.
These threads inevitably devolve into teenage humble brags about pseudo-embarrassing things that turned out OK in the end.
Until then, here goes one of mine
>be at Jamba juice
>girl behind counter is kind of cute
>hands me my Jamba juice
>try to keep eye contact because I hear that makes you look confident
>take sip of jam a juice but top of wrapper is still on the straw
>don't want to look like I'm the kind of guy who makes mistakes
>pull wrapper off with lips and start chewing
>still making eye contact
>girl looks at me nervously
>walk to exit
>still chewing wrapper like it's normal
>pull door but doesn't budge
>"you have to push"
>I fucking know that is literally my only other option, fuck
>spit out wrapper and drink shameful Jamba juice all the way home.
>be in primary school, around 6yo
>every friday we get sausage and chips for lunch, i fucking live for fridays
>have assembly after lunch
>assembly finishes and i'm starting to feel kind of sick
>walking back to class in single file and i realise i need to vomit
>for some reason i think i can just vomit as i'm walking and no-one will notice
in my head i thought that no-one in front of me would even know anyone was vomiting, and everyone behind me would have no way of knowing which of the kids in front of them was vomiting.
>periodically vomit the whole way back to class
>pleased as punch with myself
>teacher walks out
>'uh, user, do you need to go to the sickbay?'
>'no, why would i?'
>get sent home
was a pretty good day, i got to have my sausage and chips twice
kek the image of you chewing up that plastic wrapper while struggling to figure out how a door works is priceless
another one from the same school. i was a spergy little fucker.
>be in primary school
>class sitting crosslegged on the mat
>recently had a dream about being humiliated in front of all my classmates
>kind of spooked, but whatever. just a dream, right?
>getting kind of hot in this class
>go to take sweatshirt off
>shirt comes off with it, sitting in class with no top on
>literally SCREAM like i'm being chased by fucking Jason
>run out of class
>forget to bring my shirt, so i have to walk back in and get it
>everybody stares at me
>walk out again
teacher found me crying in the toilet after about 5min
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>be me at a bar like the fucking normie I am
>hit it off with a girl
>she's wearing a heart necklace so gotta find out if she's single
>mind is working overtime to ask it smoothly
>"so..."
>she looks up at me expectantly
>"you're not pregnant, are you?"
>she's just stunned
>her lips are moving but no sound comes out
>dumb fuck, did you just call her fat?
>"oh no I didnt mean that you were fat, its just.. I hate kids is all"
>she does the jazz hands and 360°s out of there
>fucking idiot
>down my beer and ask the barkeep for another
>see the chick over with her friends pointing at me
>think "fuck it Im outta here"
>walk out the door
>Im ten steps out when the barkeep gets out too
>forgot to pay my tab
>inside and on the streets people are just staring at me
>I make a run for it
>when I round the corner I realize I left my jacket in there
>keys and wallet are in there too
>go back in
>pay my bill and walk of shame out of there
never gone back since...
dude what the fuck is wrong with you?